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Good mercy... Anyway, the Starblooms are still in Victorian England, looking for the mysterious book that holds all of Edgar's dastardly deeds and dark secrets. Last time, their lot was haunted by a lot of monsters that made life ghastly. They turned out to be summoned by the gravestone of Imogen the Ingenue, which turned out to not be her actual grave. Someone is clearly trying to scare the Starblooms away. They've also been getting creepy phone calls, despite having the only phone in existance.

Aamilei and Andrina both grew up to teenagers. Their Victorian innocense was shattered, when Nernia insisted they should be given The Talk. Aami took her aggro out on the monsters in the garden. Elvira Crane, sister of the late Imogen, asked Aylatani to look after her daughter, Virginia, who's being targeted by evil forces. Phil and Aylatani both got their Perma-Plat, and Phil started inventing the car with help from Buck. William moved in, which made Riana very happy.

This chapter features a whole slew of Sims belonging to [livejournal.com profile] alittlestrange.

Narrator? Are you ready?

The Victorian expedition comes to its unexpected conclusion. )
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Wow, we're really getting up in the generations here. :) I don't know how many have had time to read 5.4 yet, since it was posted pretty late last night, but I'm including a summary of it for the benefit of future readers. It's under the cut, for spoilerz.

I would duct-tape a cushion to your forehead, if I were you. )
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Hi! I know you've been waiting for the Starblooms, and the update is finally here! :D I'm sorry about the delays. Let's have a short-ish summary of what happened in 5.3, before I hand over the keyboard to a very enthusiastic Narrator.

Short summary under here. )
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HIIiii!? I'm still the Narrator and I tell you a tragic story about life after the apockalypse. But even if it is tragic,, it is a story about hope and dreams.

TigerAnne says I have to do a summary of what happened last time, because some of you could have memory loss like Edgar. Horaze, Toadstool and Sprocket moved away from their ancestral homestead, because Turnip hates Horace. And Horace hates Turnip. Sprocket got his dreams come true when he met Dani, because she's gothic and actually thought he was hot and sensitive. Their first date was really sad :( :( :( becayse Horace got hit by light and died, but Sprocket knew the differene between his soul and candy paper, so GRIM REAPER let them take him back. Dain thought Sproxet was a romantic hero, so now they are married with babies. Toadstool has married a rando called Stan and she's prenglant with a babu too.

Warnings: Literally Hitler, the Meat-slab Dress, pagans and discussions about CC that should never exist.

Now we meet their new neighbours soon. )
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HiiiIIiii! I'm Narrator and I'm so exited about this story. Like yea I know their just spears from my Prettacy, but it's important to hear they're side of the story. And now we introduce some important supporting characters! :D

You've seen most of them before, actually.

Yes AnneTiger, but you only use them as townies! I want to tell more of their story! We need some heroes in a post-armageddoned wilderness, and the Bogweeds are still going to be ugly for like three generations. ANYWAY! Now I tell you the story of the cousins!

Don't hate just because they're ugly, okay? )
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Hiiiiiii this is Barrator! Sssh don't tell anyone, but I'm drunk for the first time! I stole two cans of hard cider from my brother, LOL! DON't Do that if you're reading this story, because I'm a very bad role model you shouldn't be as. At least I did it at home.

Lats time on hhe Nightinwolvex, Lily is a teenager now, and is in love with Sean McAvoy. She's going to try saving him from his family. Kevin and Logan are adults now, and Logan is even crazier than Ryan. So that only leaves Kevin to continue the good fight. And Luly, if course!

Lily still belongs to [livejournal.com profile] alittlestrange.

Oh Maikana! )
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Alright. :) This update contains a surprise that might annoy some, and please some others. To find out what it is, you need to read on.

In 5.2, Greg went on vacation to the House of Silent Despair. A fight broke out between a time-traveller and an MRA. We found out that the Starblooms' time-bending has created a whooping Mandela Effect, where their awful TV show is real life after all. Lots of people have memory loss, including Ettie and Elmer, who are no longer engaged because Elmer has been aged back to teen. There were tons of promotions. Ferrett and Wesley had their second daughter, Bennett. Edna got old, finally I should say. Hester grew up and started school. Leicester and Wesley fell out over... something? And I think those were the most important events.

More vacation misadventures this way. )
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That's right! This is now an Uglacy. :D This coming generation will still be better looking than those that have gone before, but the next one will be heading for deformation. :) There was a reason I bred Edgar to Aylatani. The spares from the Edgarcy will be this generation's suitors!

Yay! I've got enough pictures for 3 updates! This will be the longest, because things.

Things are going to change, once again. )
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Edgar and family are back, to suffer some more for your entertainment. :D Last time, the kids were all picking fights with each other. Bolton temporarily became a boy, much to the distress of her twin sister, who was left as the only girl in this post-apocalyptic country. Aylatani mentally scarred Horace, repeatedly. The parentals were compelled to go to an abandoned camp-site, where they met several mysterious individuals who spoke in vague predictions. Legolas the gothic Elf became the neighbourhood spy-object. All the kids became teenagers, and Horace & Sprocket made some lame attempts at flirting up girls. Horace also discovered that his true identity is Shrek.

And now it gets really ugly. )
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Welcome back to the Edgarcy! Last time, our favourite scruffy lumberjack moved to the middle of nowhere to start his dynasty. What could possibly go wrong? He married Aylatani, who once founded the Starbloom Travecy, although with a slightly different face. They quickly had quads plus twins, and desperation descended upon them.

This chapter contains innuendoes, mention of mass deaths, kicks below the belt and issues that would have been a lot more serious in real life.

At least there won't be any more babies, this generation. )
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SURPRISE! :D

First off, don't worry. The Magpies are coming. I haven't abandoned them! Buuuut, you see, I needed someone really ugly for the next generation to marry, so I told Narrator that she could go ahead and start her prettacy. That way, we'll get to know the person marrying into the Magpies a bit, beforehand. Anyone who's not an heir, will be extracted and put into the Magpies' hood as eligible candidates. :)

So without further ado... Narrator, please tell us what happened.

They were so ugly I got sad. :( )
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I rolled the pacifier with Aylatani and Douglas. Since I'm not planning on breeding those two for real, this isn't a spoiler. Have some pictures of the offspring...

More beautiful Sims have never been pacified. )
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This time it really IS 4.7! :D

Last time around, the twins and Renesmee declared each other eternal enemies, over the whole Jacob-fiasco. Ryan, who's currently in the Asylum, being treated for his various mental abnormalities, came back to visit. Iris finally got a glimpse of life at a normal school. It wasn't really a very exiting update.

This update is hopefully back to good, old ethically questionable form. For goodness snake, people, don't take this too seriously. And don't dress like T'anamika! I now hand the reigns over to Narrator, who will bring us the story of what happened next.

Please, don't try any of this at home! )
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This is mostly just a filler update, showing the consequences of things that happened in the last chapter. At this point, I was lacking a lot of the stuff I needed to move the plot in the direction I was planning. There's a much better chapter coming after this one.

Click for short summary of last time. )
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Okay! I'm honestly not sure how many of you have had time to read 4.4 yet, with it being the weekend and all. In case you have, and already forgot what happened, there's a short summary under the cut.

More love and drama this way. >>---> )
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Guys, I lied again. Every time I say I have like 600 pictures, and 4 updates are coming, I have usually just forgotten to remove the thumbnails and duplicates from the count. There are TWO Starbloom updates coming before the Asylum, this being the first. I was going to post this last night, but I had a nap that got long. Then I woke up at 3am and decided to finish writing.

As you probably remember from last time, the Swan and Cullen families moved to town. Nerniya had a special connection with Jacob, while T'anamika met Edward Cullen, who told her she was the one he had been searching for all his life. Ryan was an embarrassing Dad. Aylatani and Phil got a little surprise, when Phil's ex-wife Renée (Yes, Bella's mother!) abandoned his unknown daughter Renesmee with them. The update ended with the twins getting a baby brother, Jonathan, who must become the man Ryan would have been if he hadn't exploded so tragically back in the day.

Contains the usual mix of insensitivity, badfic references and traces of nuts.

Click to see how this royal mess develops... )
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Sooooooooo... It's been a bazillion years since the last update, but the Starbloops are back for moer punishment! This is the generation where I have to do a Twilight cross-over, so in case you still suffer from allergies towards sparkles, you're now warned.

Also warning for Ryan's behaviour, which is getting increasingly inappropriate. It's all game AI, may I add.

The Narrator, who's had a long and miserable year in which to grow and expand as an artist, is now very exited to present to you a new chapter of this... special legacy.

It's still very saaaad. )

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