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Good mercy... Anyway, the Starblooms are still in Victorian England, looking for the mysterious book that holds all of Edgar's dastardly deeds and dark secrets. Last time, their lot was haunted by a lot of monsters that made life ghastly. They turned out to be summoned by the gravestone of Imogen the Ingenue, which turned out to not be her actual grave. Someone is clearly trying to scare the Starblooms away. They've also been getting creepy phone calls, despite having the only phone in existance.

Aamilei and Andrina both grew up to teenagers. Their Victorian innocense was shattered, when Nernia insisted they should be given The Talk. Aami took her aggro out on the monsters in the garden. Elvira Crane, sister of the late Imogen, asked Aylatani to look after her daughter, Virginia, who's being targeted by evil forces. Phil and Aylatani both got their Perma-Plat, and Phil started inventing the car with help from Buck. William moved in, which made Riana very happy.

This chapter features a whole slew of Sims belonging to [livejournal.com profile] alittlestrange.

Narrator? Are you ready?

The Victorian expedition comes to its unexpected conclusion. )
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Wow, we're really getting up in the generations here. :) I don't know how many have had time to read 5.4 yet, since it was posted pretty late last night, but I'm including a summary of it for the benefit of future readers. It's under the cut, for spoilerz.

I would duct-tape a cushion to your forehead, if I were you. )
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Hi! I know you've been waiting for the Starblooms, and the update is finally here! :D I'm sorry about the delays. Let's have a short-ish summary of what happened in 5.3, before I hand over the keyboard to a very enthusiastic Narrator.

Short summary under here. )
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As I said, the Narrator has a little surprise for you, before we return to the Starblooms sometime in the near future. Let's take a peek at the homelife of some of the neighbouring households! One of them is... well, my doing. It's based on some characters my friends and me had as kids, when we played "house" with little action figures. Narrator thought they'd be happy to live in this neighbourhood. So, Narrator... Shall we get narrating?


Yeah. >:( Look at this awful house TigerAnne put the Lewis family in!

Maybe tell the readers who the Lewises are?

Rite! They're Tessa, Falcon and William's family. In this world they haven't adopted Nathan and Nathaniel, so they're not Nightinsparrows. They live with a guy called Billy, and two twin girls with reed hair and their names are Frances and Jessamy.

Anyway the house looked like TigerAnne built it in 2005 so I built a new one! )
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HIIiii!? I'm still the Narrator and I tell you a tragic story about life after the apockalypse. But even if it is tragic,, it is a story about hope and dreams.

TigerAnne says I have to do a summary of what happened last time, because some of you could have memory loss like Edgar. Horaze, Toadstool and Sprocket moved away from their ancestral homestead, because Turnip hates Horace. And Horace hates Turnip. Sprocket got his dreams come true when he met Dani, because she's gothic and actually thought he was hot and sensitive. Their first date was really sad :( :( :( becayse Horace got hit by light and died, but Sprocket knew the differene between his soul and candy paper, so GRIM REAPER let them take him back. Dain thought Sproxet was a romantic hero, so now they are married with babies. Toadstool has married a rando called Stan and she's prenglant with a babu too.

Warnings: Literally Hitler, the Meat-slab Dress, pagans and discussions about CC that should never exist.

Now we meet their new neighbours soon. )
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HiiiIIiii! I'm Narrator and I'm so exited about this story. Like yea I know their just spears from my Prettacy, but it's important to hear they're side of the story. And now we introduce some important supporting characters! :D

You've seen most of them before, actually.

Yes AnneTiger, but you only use them as townies! I want to tell more of their story! We need some heroes in a post-armageddoned wilderness, and the Bogweeds are still going to be ugly for like three generations. ANYWAY! Now I tell you the story of the cousins!

Don't hate just because they're ugly, okay? )
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Alright. :) This update contains a surprise that might annoy some, and please some others. To find out what it is, you need to read on.

In 5.2, Greg went on vacation to the House of Silent Despair. A fight broke out between a time-traveller and an MRA. We found out that the Starblooms' time-bending has created a whooping Mandela Effect, where their awful TV show is real life after all. Lots of people have memory loss, including Ettie and Elmer, who are no longer engaged because Elmer has been aged back to teen. There were tons of promotions. Ferrett and Wesley had their second daughter, Bennett. Edna got old, finally I should say. Hester grew up and started school. Leicester and Wesley fell out over... something? And I think those were the most important events.

More vacation misadventures this way. )
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Hi, Uglacy fans! :) It's time for more Magpie Madness, so let's have a short summary of what happened last.

The household finally got too much. All the immortals moved back to their ancestral home at Magpie Manor. Peggy, Barth, Francine and Sharkey have all been granted immortal status. The rest of the family sold off their large, unwieldy mansion, and bought a much smaller suburban home they've named Magpie Nest. Leicester flirted up Maude, who he met while he was out camping. An attempt at killing Elmer McClellan was unsuccessful. Sharkey came over to beat up his father. Ferrett and Wesley had their first child, a girl they named Hester after her grandfather. She looked a lot like Ferrett. There were lots of promotions, mostly for Flora and Leicester. Gus became and elder, and the Fortune Teller came by to drop off a magic lamp.

This update reveals some highly unsettling facts. )
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That's right! This is now an Uglacy. :D This coming generation will still be better looking than those that have gone before, but the next one will be heading for deformation. :) There was a reason I bred Edgar to Aylatani. The spares from the Edgarcy will be this generation's suitors!

Yay! I've got enough pictures for 3 updates! This will be the longest, because things.

Things are going to change, once again. )
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Edgar and family are back, to suffer some more for your entertainment. :D Last time, the kids were all picking fights with each other. Bolton temporarily became a boy, much to the distress of her twin sister, who was left as the only girl in this post-apocalyptic country. Aylatani mentally scarred Horace, repeatedly. The parentals were compelled to go to an abandoned camp-site, where they met several mysterious individuals who spoke in vague predictions. Legolas the gothic Elf became the neighbourhood spy-object. All the kids became teenagers, and Horace & Sprocket made some lame attempts at flirting up girls. Horace also discovered that his true identity is Shrek.

And now it gets really ugly. )
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Welcome back to the Edgarcy! Last time, our favourite scruffy lumberjack moved to the middle of nowhere to start his dynasty. What could possibly go wrong? He married Aylatani, who once founded the Starbloom Travecy, although with a slightly different face. They quickly had quads plus twins, and desperation descended upon them.

This chapter contains innuendoes, mention of mass deaths, kicks below the belt and issues that would have been a lot more serious in real life.

At least there won't be any more babies, this generation. )
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SURPRISE! :D

First off, don't worry. The Magpies are coming. I haven't abandoned them! Buuuut, you see, I needed someone really ugly for the next generation to marry, so I told Narrator that she could go ahead and start her prettacy. That way, we'll get to know the person marrying into the Magpies a bit, beforehand. Anyone who's not an heir, will be extracted and put into the Magpies' hood as eligible candidates. :)

So without further ado... Narrator, please tell us what happened.

They were so ugly I got sad. :( )
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Last time, Sadie and Carter made another baby. It turned out to be their third son, Daniel. Stephen was a nerd, and Sean started showing interest in mechanics. Indiana died :( and the hole he left behind was plugged with a kitten named Bailey. Marshall was the fluffiest cat of all times. Harriet was beautiful, and won the maid's heart and eternal faithfulness. Sean grew up surprisingly well, only to throw a lot of tantrums. Both of the older boys got to see the scary side of Mrs. Swiller. Liranda came by to perform Wishmaster by Nightwish, in a very, uh... special version. Stephen was miserable. Sadie got herself knocked up again. Daniel grew up to a toddler, and didn't look like his older "twin" brothers.

This entry contains mentions of emotional abuse, and song-lyrics by Ed Kowalczyk.

This way for parental favourism. )
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What? No, it IS the MacAvoys! Last time, Sadie got married to the previously undatable Carter. She immediately got to work producing rugrats, and had two almost-clone boys named Stephen and Sean. Fred died, and so did the cats Kendrick and Gordon. Sadie, of course, adopted two kittens to fill the void they left. In fact, half the update were pictures of the cats. Carter was a good Daddy to both kids and cats, and Sadie started an evil robot empire.

Are the Macs going loco, soon? )
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Right! Sadie has taken over the torch, and will probably put that last "I" back in ISBI, where it belongs. Before we start, here's a quick update on what has become of her siblings, as you'll see that none of them are around anymore. Alice and Annabelle have moved in with the Starblooms, and Alice is married to Ben. Annabelle is engaged to Nathaniel Nightinsparrow. Wesley has married Ferrett Magpie, and will contribute his genes to what will probably be the last generation to actually improve their looks, as the Magpies are going to become an Uglacy from here.

Let's get the new generation started, eh? )
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Narrator & TigerAnne are getting ready to bring you another update of The Worst Legacy Ever Wroten!

So what's been happening, again? )
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Hi there! Is everyone having a tolerable holiday season? Before you start reading this particular update, I need to give a little warning: It contains mention of pretty serious child abuse, and not in a sensitive manner. There's also medical details of pregnancy and childbirth, as well as the regularly scheduled bastardness and failure to be a decent human.

"Duckman Junior" is played by the one and only Beau Duckling, belonging to [livejournal.com profile] alittlestrange.

For the record, “Draco in Leather Pants” is a trope that refers to turning a villain into a sympathetic character, excusing their behaviour, and letting them become an object of desire to the protagonist. It's named after Draco Malfoy, who's the character most predisposed to this, and the leather pants he wore in My Immortal.

He's wearing a leather vest here, at least. )
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Merry Christmas, my deranged fans! Narrator is showing signs of waking up from her holiday-induced food-and-cartoons coma, with a new tragic chapter of Starbloomingness to share. Or... maybe it won't be so tragic, since the last chapter ended with Dumbledore turning out to be real after all. Anyway, it's 5.1. A new generation has taken over.

Read more about what happened last time, and what happened NEXT. )
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This time it really IS 4.7! :D

Last time around, the twins and Renesmee declared each other eternal enemies, over the whole Jacob-fiasco. Ryan, who's currently in the Asylum, being treated for his various mental abnormalities, came back to visit. Iris finally got a glimpse of life at a normal school. It wasn't really a very exiting update.

This update is hopefully back to good, old ethically questionable form. For goodness snake, people, don't take this too seriously. And don't dress like T'anamika! I now hand the reigns over to Narrator, who will bring us the story of what happened next.

Please, don't try any of this at home! )
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This is mostly just a filler update, showing the consequences of things that happened in the last chapter. At this point, I was lacking a lot of the stuff I needed to move the plot in the direction I was planning. There's a much better chapter coming after this one.

Click for short summary of last time. )

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