An Unexpected Visitor

[tigeranne]

*nack nack nack nack*


Lilo: Hello?

Visitor: My expressions of salutation with a culturally appropriate amount of respectfulness. Is an agreeable point in the day-to-night cycle with you?

Lilo: I don't know. Can I help you?

Mysterious Visitor: Potential positive. The specimen labelled with 'Simon MacAvoy' is in storage at this location?

Lilo: Yes, that's my Dad. Do you want to talk to him?

Visitor: Affirmation given.


Mysterious Woman: Hmmmm....

Lilo: Dad's just in the kitchen having a coffee and playing sudoku. I'll go get him.

Woman with purple glowing eyes and a glittery goatee: Hmmmmmm. Yes, I see it now.

Lolo: You see what?

Woman: Upon further visual inspection, a distinct group of genetic markers have become obvious. Tell me, are you the result of artificial insemination of a human male?

(Wow, rude?!?!)

Lilo: Y-yes, I am. How did you know? Are you one of us?

Woman: Ambiguous. I was created the same way, but neither of my parents are native to this planet.


Lilo: DAAAAD! It's for you! (She turned her head to call for him, but I didn't render that. These take a couple of hours, okay? But yeah. She didn't scream right in the woman's face, even if she was rude to her before.)

Simon from inside the house: It's not those squirrel cult missionaries again, it it?

Lilo: No, I don't think so.

Woman Visitor: Positively negative! I cannot believe the squirrel cult exists on this planet too.

Lilo: They say they aren't, Dad.

Simon: Alright, I'm coming.


Simon: Oh wow, it's YOU!?!? O:

Woman apparently known to Simon: Informal greetings appropriate to this specific time of day, Simon MacAvoy. Much time has been registered with no observations.


Woman: My scientific career occupies most of my time, and only now after all these..... what is it you call your cycles around the sun again?

Lilo: Uh, years.

Woman: It is only after all of these years that I have had the opportunity to come back and observe the results of the implantations I conducted in this solar system. I will now begin my part of the work involved in the maintenance of the developing specimens.

Lilo: Wait.... What's the story here? You two obviously know each other, and you're saying you've done some kind of mad science together in the past?


Simon: Uh yeah, Lilo.... We've talked about this. You know how you've always wondered about your "other daddy" from space?

Contessa Xorinia of the planet Quabooze: Lilo, I'm your mother!



Wooooooooooooooow, this is crayzee! Hi guise, this is Raelynn! I just wanted to say hi and say that the Starblooms are coming, but I had an essay that I needed to research for. It took up all my time for like a month. :( Anywhoo, now you know who Lilo's other parent is. Like yeah, she is her mother. She donated an egg, and ..... was extracted from Simon, and then the egg was fertilised in a beaker and implanted in him.

This is wayyyyy into the Starbloom future, though. That's why Maikana is living in a brick house with Simon and Lilo (and they have a German Shepherd dog), and not with Zarinda in their old house. TTFN and Narrator outtttttttttt.