ZOLOLOLOLZ! YOU ACTUALLY DID IT. XD This is, by far, the best ludicrousrandom sexual encounter I've ever read. Requisite squick factor included! I guess when women say "Men are slime!" Melissa always thought, "If only! *sighsighsigh*"
Good thing there was a convenient straw around, and that everyone else in the room was too stupid to notice.
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Date: 2016-03-05 10:04 pm (UTC)ludicrousrandom sexual encounter I've ever read. Requisite squick factor included! I guess when women say "Men are slime!" Melissa always thought, "If only! *sighsighsigh*"Good thing there was a convenient straw around, and that everyone else in the room was too stupid to notice.
P.S. I've never seen "grrfed" before. X)