The Scheiler Uglacy - Generation 3.4!

[tigeranne]

This is the entry where I finally start using properly taken screenshots for all the pictures. :) We need a good look at how ugly this family's going to be with time, after all! x)

Last time, most of the kids grew up a notch, and the twins became teens. Blaze, who's still in the heir race, rolled Pleasure as his main Aspiration, and also grew a notable happy-trail. Moxie, who's nowhere near as ugly as her siblings, rolled Popularity. Carlos, Studs Axalot and Marisol's son, turned out to be a conventionally cute child, so he's excluded from membership in Kult's Happy Community. Kult goes by Friday now, however, since Fridays are very lovable. His and Tippy's youngest child, Butch Meelymop, turned out to be a perfect blend of all his parents' worst features, but the question is still if he'll grow up to out-ugly Blaze, who looks more like a horse the older he gets. Blaze is going through a rough puberty, where he's blaming everything that goes wrong in his life on Butch's existance. Paloma and Feebs are being well-behaved and high-achieving golden kids.

And now, Narrator is ready to explain what actually happened next.




Hiiii :D and welcome back to this inspiring legacy with a good message! This episode contains... hang on, I'm just gonna check. Okay, there's lots of birthdays, camping and something bad happens to Henry Atherton.

Anyway, Paloma got a bronze medal for farming. :)


Carlos: Maybe my legs are long enough for the stairs today!


Studs: Try again tomorrow, sproutling. You're still young. *pat pat*

You know how parents can be kind of overbearing sometimes?


Carlos: Um... do you notice anything special?

Studs: Congratulations on having a new shirt.

Paloma: And then the teacher got all red in the face, and he stomped through the classroom towards Orlando, and...


Nobody noticed that Feebs grew up either. Poor Feebs, her family forgets that she exists! :C She rolled the Family Aspiration, because her goal in life is to make them remember she lives there. When she grows up she wants to have children of her own, and she wants to have them with an old man who retired before he had too many promotions.

Childhood neglect can give you some real issues.


Anyway, this is Feebs aged 13, and she wants to be called Phoebe now, even if that's not even her real name. She looks kind of like her mother, apart from the nose, and she's less ugly than Tippy. This family has been an uglacy for her father, and a prettacy for her mother.


This is Henry Atherton, who got zapped in the tub. He's kind of a tragic walking disaster area.


The ungrateful Maxis plants turned out TERRIBLE, but Paloma was soooo happy that at least she got some cucumbers out of all her work with those asshole plants.


Oooooh, look at the breakfast Tippy made, with waffles and ice cream!


Tippy: It's time you wrote to your mother in an e-mail and asked her to start looking for fiancés for our children.

Oh no, Feebs likes old men, and Xavier the perp is bald! That's too gross to think about. I hope he's got a good job so she doesn't wanna want him. x(


Paloma: GO AWAY BLAZE!!!!!!

Blaze: I'm not even looking, the door is blocking my face!

I think he's gonna be a perv. Has anyone in the family been before? (Phil kinda was, but at least he kept it to only his grandmother.)


Everyone had morning exorcise in the backyard before work and school.


Feebs was really proud to be in high school.


Raelynn came home with her, because she felt sorry for the sad new girl in class and wanted to see what her life was like. She wasn't shocked because she saw cousin Caitlin, it was because Studs was naked in the hot tub again.


Oh and just so you know, Raelynn is not my Self-Sim. I thought it would be creepy to actually be in the game, so I just made a Sim with the same name as myself, and she kind of looks a bit like me, but I don't have hair like that. Not that I don't wish I did, but Mom says that if I do something like that to my hair she's going to make me do a Roast Me on both Tumblr and Reddit.

That's child abuse, isn't it?


Caitlin: Poor Paloma who has to see her Dad naked like that.


Raelynn: Excuse me, Mister Sir, but I do have to point out that you're exposing your private parts in the presence of minors. Like I saw this kid run around who was like three.

Studs: No part of the human body is shameful.

Tameron says that's only true for women, though. Men have a body part they should be very ashamed of, and that is their brain. (I'm not sure what "mint in box" means, but apparently boy brains often are. I can't ask anyone, because maybe it's something really perverted, and everyone would think I was dumb for not knowing. Maybe I shouldn't eat mint chocolate anymore, just in case there's a joke I'm not getting.)


I think Raelynn started charging her lazers or something. Her powers probably run on solar energy, that would be badass! :D


Here's Butch, LOL! He makes me think of bulldogs. Butch would be a very good name for a bulldog.


They've only got a golden retriever, though. I kinda hope that none of the people who are moving out with Kult, when he starts his Community on the big, empty lot he's going to buy, are going to become Sebastian's master. Right now he doesn't have one, because he spends more time with the cats than with any human. It would be so sad if he had to live apart from them.


Kult is starting to become a bit famous.


I think one of Raelynn's powers is to understand animals really well. But I have that power too. We've got this one cat who won't let anyone else hold him, he just squirms and howls, but I can put him on my shoulders like a snake, or a living fur-collar LOL!


Marisol and Tippy got promoted to preppy cooks who cut up vegetables in super-tiny pieces for posh salads and stuff.


Kult had to shoot hoops all night, because he needed lots of points for another promotion. But he had to buy a killybike, because he just hates basket ball.


sammyfrog asked for a close-up of his workout duds. You can see it's an image of the world filled up of only LOVE that he hopes to create with the influencial position he'll get from becoming famous. That love will be so strong, it will radiate through the gallaxy, and intelligent aliens will want to come and visit. The outfit also has purple high-tops.


The maid who filled in for Kaylynn (because she was still in the tub) didn't like used diapers and Sebastian. Why do the dogs get dirty so fast??? Only one of the dogs my family has in real life (we have four) got long fur, but he smells way worse after he's had a bath.


You'd kinda think wedding soup was made for weddings, durrrrr?


Yay money! They're still poor, and she needed a cooking point for a promotion!


Blaze exhausted his thinking-muscles at school. The teacher asked who the President of Australia was, and Blaze thought looooooong and hard and just didn't know.


The TigerFrog Transmission Directive states that at least 5% of the pictures must contain cats.


It was another big day in the history of the Community. Butch was going to get his Long Trousers. (When my Great-Great-Granpa was a child, he lived in Sweden (I think) and there was this custom that children wore shorts and knee-skirts until they passed their Confirmation at 15. Even in winter. If they passed, they earned the right to wear long pants and skirts like adults, but if they failed they would have to wear kid clothes for another year, until they finally passed. It was a huge disgrace upon their family. I hope that wasn't why my ancestor moved to America.)


Friday was a very proud father and Community Leader. He's wearing the flower crown of The Elder, a symbol of wisdom and leadership.


Butch was incredibly happy that he was the same size as Carlos again.


This is his Animal Guardian, who keeps him safe from the dark influences of bad dreams. Carlos has his room full of them, but it's hard to take pictures in it.


Moxie thought it was really gross when her parents kissed, so maybe she's not really made for Hippie life and Free Love? (That's okay, I wouldn't be either.)


I wasn't kidding when I said that Paloma gets high on homework. She got up early on a Saturday to do Blaze's assignments for Aspiration points.


The fortune teller Gina Parker (she's a British tourist) gave them a magic lamp that they're saving for emergencies.


Friday's been really garbage at recruiting, so he sent all the kids out to be missionaries.


They were going to be living primitively, and use their picaresque charm to change hearts and minds of the people.


Blaze found a sadistic pleasure in flattening kids' sand castles. He hated castles, because he read on Cracked dot com that many castles were pretty much built to be death camps for enemies, with the explizit intention of torture, mutilation and horrendous deaths. It was very insensitive of people to make glorifying effigies of them. He thought if children had constantly been building Auschwitz on the beach, people would be rightfully horrified and corrected them. So he decided to start his work for the Community by dismantling the conditioning of children into glorifying the horrors of the past.

Wow, Blaze is a lot like Tameron, isn't he?


Butch was only five and maybe he was a little too young to be living away from his parents, but he had many older siblings and cousins to look after him. Feebs has always been very mature and responsible.


Butch kinda looks like a funny cartoon character. He could have been one of the runaway children in Peter Pan, or something.

Being on a coomuninty lot is a bit like running away to Neverland, because they don't grow up, LOL!


Carlos was hamming it and telling Waylon Menon about how horrible it had been at school. I don't think Waylon believed him, and seven-year-olds should probably not be missionaries yet.


Leona only smiled contemptfully, because she grew up in a totalitarian dystopia, and became an assassin when she was 11. (Yeah, I've read all of Tameron's "novels" on Wordpress. And people say I'm bad at spelling, grammar, plot and characterization???)


Feebs and Salamandra had a contest about who could make the best wraps. (Salamandra is 34 years old, Feebs is 13.)


Feebs won! :D


Hey look! It's Savanna. :) I hope she's not going to join them, though. She doesn't like sects. There's a weird sect/cult-thing in our town, and they've been getting more scary the last three years.


When I test played the beach, I made Sophie beautiful, and it stuck like that. :D I've always liked Sophie and Marsha, even if people hate them usually.


Noodles and Pepper liked the kids, so they hung around. There's a feeding station for strays on the beach now.


Moxie would have done well on a reality show, but the Community is opposed to reality-TV because it promotes unhealthy ideals that are against the Community's humanitarian values.


The Transmission Directive states that we need a picture of a cat now. This is Moonshine, BTW.


When Moxie grows up, she's going to become a Rock God she hopes. She tried to bond with Melissa Fancey over knowing a lot about the alternative rock that was popular when Melissa was a teenager in the 90s.


Melissa knew a lot of good ghost stories for camping.


I wish they could adopt all the strays and take them home, but some of them would probably end up fighting and run away. :(


Carlos likes bugs, especially the pretty ones.


Butch: Blaze isn't very good at making breakfast. :(

Carlos: I wish we could have choco-pops. :(


Milena is hanging around a lot. I wonder if she's looking for her poor, stupid husband.


Paloma: BAD Sebastian! Come and have a bath, and don't be like your friends!


Milena could be a very important asset to recruit into the Community, even if she's way too pretty. She's everywhere, and probably knows a lot.


Moxie: I love being a missionary! It's like being a big family with many pets!

Blaze: Durrrrrrr we're all related, moron.

Moxie: No, I mean the others who come here.

Blaze: I don't like them. None of them are hot girls, and none of the hot girls like me!


Moxie: I love this life, and it feels like we're all a big family, but my twin brother is being grumpy about everything.

Ivy: You should send him off to your Grandmother!


Oh no, that's Mom! I hope the witch doesn't turn her into something gross! D:


Butch: Can I stomp on them?

Blaze: No, you could die, stupid little kid. Go and have a pee and a shower!


The kids are so well trained, LOL! They wash their own dishes and all!


Everyone was getting to be best friends from spending so much time together. That's important, because they're going to live in at least three different homes when they grow up, and some of them will never come back to this village.


Feebs is so sweet to all her family members, because she really wants to be one of them. :'(


And Blaze is so DUMB AND OBNOXIOUS that if he wasn't going to possibly be heir, I would have let him just starve to death!!!


Oh and I found out you can actually harvest trees on community lots, so it's getting almost like Sims 3!


Paloma is very optimistic, so she started putting on sunscreen even if it was raining. Then the sun came out. :)


Feebs bathed Tiffany, and she was very happy that the angry cat was taking the aggro out on the scratching post. (BTW, I saw Tameron in the pet shop yesterday. She was buying lots of catnip and a squeaky mouse. I hope she's not getting a cat, because living with Tameron would be animal cruelty. She also tried on a lot of dog collars.)


Tippy got promoted. I think Sous Chef is French for sauce cook. They're really posh in the cooking business, so they speak a lot of French.


Oh, BTW! Studs got a job as a security guard. He got zapped when he got out of the car, so he hasn't really stopped being a disaster magnet. Although his luck has been a lot better after Henry moved to town. I'm really tired of them not having enough money to buy more furniture, so I chose the job in the police track. It was the best paid that day.

Plus it pisses off Tameron when people make police&army Sims. :)


There are so many people in the house now, the dining table almost fills the entire kitchen. Friday is really proud, because it almost feels like he has recruited.


On Sunday, the kids went down to the village down-town, to mission some more. There was almost nobody there, all the shops were empty, and the village seemed abandoned. :(

Feebs had negative chemistry with Ricky.


BTW, Gertrude is not called Gertrude, her name is Geraldine. Well, if you wonder why you haven't seen more villagers around, that's because there ARE NONE. :( Someone would have to do a campaign to get people to move back to town.

Ewww, Feebs! Don't resort to feeling up your brother!


It was so boring in the village, they went for a walk in the forest instead, like normal people sometimes do.

Dad was there. I think maybe he's spying on them because he doesn't trust that they're not actually a cult.


Feebs: Look! I found a tombstone! Someone named Dirty Durgan is buried here!


Valentina had heard the Story of Dirty Durgan. He was a terrible British Sailor who had died from some icky disease he contracted by being a necrophiliac. Then he was pickled in gin, and delivered to his younger and respectable brother who was a British trade-something in a nearby town. Because of Durgan's horrible reputation, and the disgraceful things he'd done, he was buried deep in the woods.

Now his ghost terrorizes campers! :D


So of course the kids wanted to see his awful ghost!


While they were sleeping, waiting for darkness to fall, a Lesser Reaper appeared to Jan, Valentina and Christy.

Christy: NOOOO IT'S DIRTY DURGAN!

Lesser Reaper: NO, I AM A WRAITH OF DOOM COME TO WARN YOU! IT IS BEST YOU LEAVE NOW, BECAUSE YOU DO NOT WANT TO ENCOUNTER HIS GHOST, BELIEVE ME!


Around eight o'clock the kids woke up and had to use the toilet.


Carlos: There aren't even any ghost here. This town is really boring!

Yeah, it is. :(


All Star is pretty good. :) I think that's kind of close to where they start making money for real.


Marisol needed another IQ point so she could get promoted to Sauce Chef, too. She doesn't really like looking at stars, she stops all the time, so I think she needs a chess table.


Studs, Marisol and the kids live in a really small house at the edge of the property. It only has three tiny bedrooms and nothing else, but they're a very happy family.


Studs thinks that maybe they should have a couple of more kids, when Friday and the Community moves to their new compound on the lot next door.


Blaze: I'm bringing home a girl I'm gonna suck face with!


EWWW NO YOU'RE NOT!!!


Oliver came home with them, too. He's gotten a tan, so he looks properly Spanish now. :)


Poor Feebs, she's been in really bad aspiration because she's wanted someone to flirt with. I know Oliver is kind of dating Wilandra, but Feebs is going to grow up and move away, so there won't be any jealousy, I hope.

She's so shy, it's so sad and adorable. Sadorable. :)


Blaze: Uncle Studs! Look! I'm removing Moxie's spleen with Japanese Finger Surgery!

Moxie: I can't feel anything, LOL!

Blaze: You're not supposed to. I hope I took the right organ...

(He stole a Snickers bar from her pocket.)


Raelynn looked really sceptical about something. I hope she wasn't judging on Paloma for having a naked Dad.


MK'la: I'm gunna poak Ur b00b, loozer.

Raelynn: I don't even get what I've done to you!!!

Why is she so mean to Raelynn? MK'la in real life is really nice! And why did Paloma think it was funny?


MK'la: Dat gril is real crazzy and has weird hear.

Poor Raelynn. :( I don't like it when people are mad to her, because she's got the same name I do so I identify with her.


Awww, someone likes Feebs for real! It's not that her family don't love her, but she's so nice and quiet and supposed to move away when she's older, so they don't pay as much attention to her.


Oh no, she told a bad joke. :( He fell back in love with her right after, though. PS: Paloma and Butch, go away!


Butch hates being the smallest in the family, and Blaze always tells him he'll never be heir.


Feebs: You've got real skin! People at school said you were an android!

Oliver: No, I'm an orphan with a mysterious past. I don't know why people think I'm a servo!


Awwww, she got her first kiss! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 I hope Wilandra never finds out, she was so violent to Oliver and everyone else in her previous life.


LOL, Blaze thought MK'la was ugly! x)

I'm sorry MK'la, this is not personal about you OKAY??? I just kinda am a little angry at the MK'la Sim right now!


He thought Marsha was sexy though.

Blaze: Her ass is so hot when she bends over in tight leather pants!


Raelynn was really nice and tried to talk to MK'la about treasure hunting, so they could be friends again.


Oh crap, the Headmaster. D: Marisol really wanted Carlos to go to private school, and that would give her 8000 points.


Oh, and TigerAnne said I should take a picture of their garden, in case sammyfrog wanted to see it. I think the Headmaster liked the garden.


Marisol made a fancy and nutricious salad that the Headmaster snarffed down like a chav. He gave them 95 points, and went home a couple of hours before time was up. Butch got into the school, too.


Kult passed out from all the heavy responsibilities.

Stay tuned, because next time Butch and Carlos become teens, and the oldest kids become adults. Sammy, you'll have to pick an heir next time, okay? :) There will also be shocks and scandals, and poker.

TA-TA FOR NOW!