The Scheiler Uglacy - Bonus Update 2!

[tigeranne]

Hi guys! It's been a while, thanks to some compatibility issues and what not. As usual, it took me fivever to find the solution that worked, and it was as usual something everyone thought I had already tried, and... *ahem* Anywayz, I've been able to play the game again.

Over to The Narrator:



HIYA PEEPZ! This is ya gurrl Raelynn again! OMGOSH I've missed you alllll so much! Especially you, MK'la! :C :D I'm soooo happy we can continue this story! It starts v dark an ominous...


Studs Axalot woke up one night with a strange feeling that something was wrong. He ran outside and saw that everything looked weird and ugly and just plain wrong. Even his jacket was a wrong one.


Mario: Grandma, what is happening?

Marisol: I don't know, darling. Yo no quiero this.


The ground started trembling like quicksand, which Sebastian and the cats started sinking into.

Paloma: Dad! Get some rope! And a rubber raft!


Suddenly Studs was wearing a trench-coat he'd never seen before, and he understood what was going on. They were all seeing a vision of a world where their mission had failed, and all love was lost. But it wasn't real.

They all woke up in their beds all cold-sweating after that.


Mario: Mom, why do furry people walk funny?

Lorena: You mustn't ask stuff like that, it's rude.


Paloma loved all animals (except slugs and leeches, and lampreys) but she felt a special bond with dogs. Even if Sebastian was the least wolfy dog ever.


Mario went to bed and


Here's Stefania. She was a very quiet and happy baby who never screamed. :)


Maybe you remember that all their weeds had become letally venomous and killed the gardener, who I think was called Erika Jayapalan. Apparently the gardener agency didn't inform about that, because here came a new one. This is Amy Lee Lichteveld, and with a mysterious name like that it sounds like she enjoys spending time with dangerous herbs. Kinda?


BTW, this is what Mario looks like, or at least he did. He's older now. You've probably forgotten all about him, but he's Carlos' and Lorena's oldest child. Stefania is their daughter, and they're going to have more than that. :D


Amy Lee kind of just came and saw and left. Maybe she would survive.


Or maybe not?


Carlos: LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Their lives are very boring. :(


It was really good that Sebastian was around, so Mario could have a benevolent living being in his life. School was not in season yet, so he didn't have any friends to play with.


Okay, he kind of had, because Stefania suddenly grew up.


She was really cute! That hair had to go very fast, LOL!


Carlos had a terrible nightmare where her face fell off. :O It was his subconscience telling him something about looking past the outer face, but instead he just woke up gasping. Because Carlos has one Nice-Point. He would hate to have a kid with no face. Even though he would love them, he would hate the fact there was no face on them.

My characters aren't perfect. :)


Marisol dreamt that she developed split identity, and they all started wearing different parts of her.


LOL that's not true! She did sleep. But at least she left the lot alive.


Studs was blogging about his gaming addiction.

Studs: And that's why FIFA 11 is the best in the series. Next up I'm investigating the legend of Polybius, a mysterious arcade game that doesn't exist. Or did it..?


Paloma liked being a werewolf gardener and be out in the darkness all night. But sometimes she wondered if there were things she would have wanted in life if she started thinking about what she wanted.


She was happy when Buddy Shagrin came shambling by, but he just wanted to steal their newspaper to make Studs angry. Yeah, no one knows why they're mad at each other, because they have forgotten.






Awwww, they're so cute! Minor spoiler: Mario will get Family as either his primary or secondary Aspiration, because he's just a sweetheart. And I think he's only got two or three Nice Points. O.o Yeah, I dunno. Every time I have someone with ten, they're a pitbull. :C


Now that Stefania could walk, they could let her out at night to hunt for her own food.

Olives though... Blurk!


It's very nice that they have so many talented and skilled members of the family, to take care of everything that needs to be doing, but their lives are just so boring.


Mario started jumping on his bed, which is a symptom of bored chilhood. If I didn't love them so much I would made them live in an ISBI. >:(


Paloma: This recipe makes everyone fat, he he he.

She was bored.


Marisol was always at work when her wolf transformation happened, so she hardly never got the energy refill that happens to free werewolves. She came home so tired she fell asleep in the hammock. At least she wasn't cold, because she wore a furcoat under her clothes.


Lorena: Wow, I'm having a baby! Something's happening! No, wait... It was just a pop.


Salamandra had reinvented herself according to the wave of 80s nostalgia. She was asking if anyone had seen her estranged twin sister Samantha Ottomas. But they didn't invite her in, because she's troublesome.


I didn't know that the Lily of the Valley got little red berries in autumn! They're so pretty. Comment and *like* if you think this picture is just as pretty as the stuff TigerAnne does with her stupid cartoon-people who don't even do anything on their own.


Mario had his first day of school, and he already got a note from Señora Feodora telling his parents that his dot-to-dot tracing skills were on the two-year stage. x(

I love when I can use my own experiences and pain to make my stories more real.


Turf Star came to visit. He's Buddy Shagrin's son with Quincy. Blaze Logstopper, if you remember him (pink hair and really whiney), is his grandfather and Tippy & Friday are his great-grandparents. He lives with them at the compound. (Blaze doesn't live there, because he moved to California, and then he moved to Bucaresti in Romania with his wife.)


Lorena: Plz to not knee Mama in the belly, because the baby lives there. Also, Mama really has to pee.

It's hard to be a pregnant mom with small kids (not that I know, but I have a cousin who is) but this was what Lorena had always wanted in life.


Carlos didn't think it was weird that Turf Star was one quarter extinct Triceratops, because he was happy to have someone his own age to play with. :D


OH SHITE I forgot Marisol on the killabike all day! She was lucky she wasn't hungry, but she barely had enough strenght left to waltz over to the hammock to faint.


Carlos: Don't be friends with Turf Star because you'll just miss him and be sad when he moves to Isla Tropicana to live with our ancestors.

Mario: Why can't I go, they're my ancestors too?

Carlos: No, we're socially acceptable, so our place is here in town where our lives are infinitisimally boring.


Mario found out it could get more boring yet.


Secretly Carlos liked it when nothing exciting happened, because that meant it was safe for his family. He also had a secret identity as the Head of the SCIA (Spanish CIA), so he had to seem as unremarkable as possible, because no one was supposed to know that this guy who looked like a kid was actually like 70 years old and knew everything about them.


Amy Lee came back, and no one told her about the weeds.


But then Lorena had baby for real!


Here he is! It was a boy and his name's Victorio.


Lorena started suffering from post-partum depression. I know, this is edgy.

Lorena: Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnng!


Mario tried to spot the infamous Ottomases (The Ottomass?) who no one had observed in years. :O


Stefania wasn't really so old she would be growing up yet, but they thought it would be best if she evolved into childhood and could start keeping Mario company.


Kult Friday attended the birthday, even if it was a Socially Acceptable occasino.


It was very symbolic how he hovered in the background as Stefania began the next part of her journey.


So here she is. :)


And here's Amy Lee. She managed to fall over in a spot where she blocked everyone's access to the veggies. :( They had to move her out of the way, and put here somewhere else to hopefully some day wake up. (Notice everyone's ages to keep track of time.)


Stefania moved in with Marisol and Studs, because her parents' house is soooo small. So she got a big room to herself (until she had a sister, anyway) where two Guardian Animals kept watch from the walls. Also, her grandparents and aunt were just in the next rooms, in case she got scared. But she wasn't scared of the dark, because she'd been roaming outside at night since she was born. Now she was excited to start going to school with Mario.

PET SPAM TIME:








Look behind you, Sebastian! LOL!


Silver: NINJA CAAAAAAAAAT!!!

She's still trying to learn to fly.


The kids think it's really cool when Carlos comes home from dangerous adventures in the evening. They think he's got a job like James Bond, and jumps out of jets on motorbikes with parashutes and stuff. But really he's mostly reading reports and attending meetings.


Sometimes he gets his children to pretend that their homework is a secret report they have to fill out. He wears his uniform to help with immersion.

Maybe it's a bit weird that he wears that to work, and gets picked up in a long-ass limo every day, if his job is supposed to be secret. But actually it's very smart and sneaky. There's this old guy he works with, who pretends to be the real Head of SCIA. He acts all mysterious and gravely serious, and wears a non-descript grey suit and is stalked by huge body-guards and the works. Carlos draws so much attention to himself that people assume he has to be the fake one. And if they follow him home, they see that he lives in a tiny house that literally has three rooms, and the bathroom is outdoors. Yeah, no, right?


Stefania: Dad has a crystal ball on his desk, that shows criminality going down. Then he sends the SWAT team to where he sees them. Why is our life infantismally boring?

Paloma: Because we're a cute family that takes care of each other so nothing bad happens.


Mario started learning gardening, because there would be a lot of that in his future. But then he had to go to bed, because he had school in the morning.


Victorio got grown up early in the morning. Marisol wasn't paying attention, because she had just transformed back to human for the day.


Studs: Roll the Romance Aspiration! It's the best! Love is what the world is all about!


He looks a whole lot like Stefania but kinda different. You'll see what I mean later.


Rigel Duckling came to visit. He's married to Buddy and Derex's sister Jimbijimbi, so now he's actually Rigel Scheiler. Jimbi's the half alien woman who's got red hair and the normal skin. Her twin is Bibijimjim, who's blue with green spots and has kind of pinkish-purplish hair.


La Señora Feodora doesn't think Stefania's any good at drawing bananas and pineapples for her homework.


Bingo Thursday came home with her from school, but he didn't want to play Rock-Paper-Scissors with her, because that's a game the popular kids play, and they're bad role models.


Bingo's not scared of Señora Feodora, because he just looks at her like that, like he knows what she did and she asks another student instead.


Bingo has an inner eye in his brain, and he proved it by winning in SSX3 from behind the sofa where he couldn't see anything. Rigel was very impressed.


Studs decided to be Head of Family like his brother is (for his own family) and train Victorio in the skills.


Lorena was already pregnant again.


Also who left a glass of wine on the counter? No one could even drink it, what's the point?


Meanwhile, Mario had two Nicepoints.

Lorena: Noooooooooooo estoy impregnada!


But seriously where are the Ottomases? Ugly Peter oughta have come running screaming by now.


Mario: Look at me being awesome!


Carlos: Yay!

BUT THEN...


...then Lorena died!

It wasn't the stray dog that scared her or anything. There were some weeds behind the house, where the showers are. She had changed clothes, so she had probably had a shower and walked through the weeds. :C


Grim Reaper: YOU REALLY NEED TO GET SOME WEED-WACKER AND FIX THIS SHIT!

The mailman came to gawk at the tragedy, because his life was boring too. >:(


Carlos: Grim Reaper, please don't take my beloved and our unborn child with you! I beg of you, let them stay.

Grim Ripper: WELL IF YOU ARE A LOVING HUSBAND AND FATHER YOU'LL HAVE NO PROBLEM TELLING THEIR SOULS APART FROM A DEAD PINE-CONE. YOU STATISTICALLY HAVE ABOUT AN 80% CHANCE OF SUCCEEDING.

Sebastian: Peeeeeeeeeeeeve!

Mario: Mom.......???


GRIM REAPER: WELL, DARN. YOU WIN MISTER! I NEVER GET TO KEEP ANYONE AROUND HERE, APART FROM GARDENERS AND OTHER NPCS NO ONE CARES ABOUT. TAKE BETTER CARE OF YOUR WIFE FROM NOW ON, ARE WE CLEAR?


Lorena was glad to be back, even though she had met her grandmother at a tropical party and it didn't seem so bad. But she really wanted to live her life with Carlos, and watch her kids grow up.


Lorena must have been really out of the loop, because she went to bed in her own room, yet she was found unconscious on the second floor of the main house shortly after. Once again she was hovering on the brink of death. They administered a kiwi and a passion fruit to her as first aid, and helped her to bed.


Even under the Guardian's watch she suffered terrible nightmares about Quincy...


...and Dumbledore. O_O


Mario told Victorio spookly stories about the vengeful ghosts. Thank Goodness their mother wasn't one!


All the pumpkins were ripe. :) Autumn was almost over.


The cute stray came by again. Maybe she's looking for a home.


YES GAME, I CAN TAKE A HINT! Okay, that's all for now. :( Magenta is the ugliest colour.

Next up we'll see the main family again, and there will be more drama and suffering! :O Stay tuned! Narrator out!

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