The Scheiler Uglacy - Generation 5.4!

[tigeranne]

Hiya peeps! It's been a while since you've all been subjected to the Scheilers and their weird world. First there were computer problems, then there were compatibility problems, and then there was a time-consuming (secret?) project. But the Uglacy is back to hurt your eyeballs, and I'll just hand the keyboard over to the Narrator. Last time can be found by clicking here.




Hiiii I'm the Narrator, and you guise rember Rilly, right? She's almost a clone of QQ, so she's probably not heir, but that's okay. Her parents will be happy to keep some of their kids nearby, don't you think?


Look, it's an Ottomas kid! They're back! Where have they been for the last decade or so?

It was mysterious.


Suddenly Turf Star started behaving strangely.


Quonk Quotis started dancing the twist like last summer.


QQ rolled Pleasure (oh noz) and decided she wanted a dude who was good at house chores and showered often. She's got much coomon sense.


Turf Star also rolled Pleasure, because for some reason Random.org always gives me the same results again and again! He liked girls who are smart and charming, and know just what to say and when to say it. They also needed to stay clean.



After so many years Kult Friday had started to feel he was getting better at managing a happy community. He wanted to make an effort to get to know his grand-chiblings and have 10 best friends.


Butch's best friend Theodore Easter was very mad with him. What has Butch ever done to him? Like, BUtch is the nicest guy!


Ot was very sad what happened to Moriarty. :( Read the previous chapter if you're new or have forgotten already. And then come back to read this chapter. :D


Jetsam had watched Frozen. He told his sister and brother that when he grew up he was going to become a warlock and get amazing freezing powers like Elsa. Then he was going to make it snow so they could have a lot snow days.

QQ and Bingo didn't care, because they were moving to a tropical island before then.


Derex: Guess who just got fit? Hint: Not Bingo.


Pebbels got candy-red hair because of her dinosaur heritage. Science shows that Triceratopses had some stuff on their skull-helmet frill (I think it's called) that could flash red as a warning sign to T-Rexes that they were dangerous. I don't think it worked, because Triceratopses are extinct. :C


Wakerilda Outlawe (Rilly for short) grew up in the care of Mrs. Bunny because she wanted to be smart and charming so she could be heir. She looked so much like QQ that maybe she could beat her out of the competition, she thought. Those were very heavy thoughts for a 2-year-old.


Quincey tried spending a lot of time with Pebbles because she saw her potential. She knew it meant that Pebbles would provably have to go to the Island to fulfill her desityni.


Peter Ottomas was spotted in the wild, said the local newspaper.


Derex had always been a good parenting sort, so of course he didn't discriminate Rilly.


Derex: "Chair."

Rilly: Shevv!


Friday: No, I don't think MY WIFE would like that.

Also what the heck? He's dressed like one of Tippy's coworkers. Does he have a vendetta against her or something?


Quincey: YASS NEVER AGAIN!


Peepzers, this is Django Fargone (Scheiler). He will go far. :D


Pebbles: I'm still cuter!


The Scheilers grew the biggest apples in Europe.


Oh, I forgot to show you! Here's Turf Star as a teenager.


QQ is Unicorn-kin and cannot be tamed.


Rilly wanted to be an Alicorn when she grew up, because then she'd have wings AND magic.


Derex freaked out when Rilly asked if he was a unicorn too, but it was just because she had watched a lot of MLP: Friendship is Magic.


Quincy became Vice President. Like why isn't that in the Politics career?


Then she went home to be a good mom. She's a role model, LOL!




Everyone still loved dancing. That's Stefania on the right, she grew up to a teen, rememeber?


Incredibly embarrassing parents: YAZZ LET'S DO DA SMOZZEL!

Jet: I hate my life.


Rose Day: What's wrong rugrat?

Jet: They're just doing it to make me look stupid in front of the whole bus!

QQ: Like, we're the last house on the road, apart from our cousins.


Pebbles grew up. She decided to be colourful.


Buddy taught her how to do (someone else's) homework, so she would be prepared for the horrors of institutionalised learning with Señora Feodora.


Orbin started having a hard time telling the mop apart from Tynice Fronds Gallipto. TBH she's got a really flat face.


Rememer Alejandra, who used to kick Henway Graceland in the ballz? This is her sister Andrea. Turf Star was aiming above his target with her.


Friday recruited this dude called James to environmentalism. I don't think they ever saw him again, so he was probably like Donovan who's never attended anything he's joined more than once or twice.


Bingo had Toilet Depression, because the loos were always constipated and overflowed the floor with icky things we don't want to think too graphically about?


Now that Orbin was the only surviving Minion, Buddy and Derez had to share him and he had to help keep all the children clean. It would be a good day when they grew up and Buddy could stop being so darn afraid of diapers!


LIKE THIS.


It was always someone's birthday, this time it was Wakerilda's.


LOL she's so funny! I love her and hope I can keep her, because as you're about to see....


She "rilly" looks a lot like Quonk Quotis.


Pebelses looked kind of ordinary compared to the two of them. She got a colourful striped shirt to compliment her bright red hair. Her shorts were green.


Oh no, it was CHANCE CARD TIME! And excuse me, but what sort of monster would jump and stomp on cute little platypuses? Not Buddy!


I guess it's okay when the platipus is EVIL, but in real life they're not. But they've got venomous stingers and can probably kill you because they're from Australia! So no steppy on platty.


Ooh gr8, we have another one. :C Teal Deer - Nettie did something right and won a Logical point.


But it was always birthday and time had come to see how Far Django could be Gone. Not that they wanted to get rid of him or nothing, but they hoped he was a candidate for trans-atlantic exchange of course.


But nah, he looked just like Pebbles minus cool hair. The community was running out of faces for this generation, so it was fine that he was the last one.


He would SO have been heir last time around, though. They've come so far since Blaze!


Bingo: Blooorgh blark uglyyyy!


I guess that when you're used to looking at faces like you find in this family, normal human features look kind of sick and wrong. But Andrea's kind of mean, so don't feel sorry for her.


Since Turf Star was disqualified from heiring, the elders wanted him to start Minion training as soon as he could fit it into his life as a kid who had homework. Then he would be a useful relative to have.


The Smustle lived.


Despite the hearbreak and trauma the dance kept them a happy family.


Orbin: I feel so at once with the music and the message!


Nettie: Yes I could just dance forever!


Nettoe: It makes me forget all the tears and rain, I feel so happy!


"SO HAPPY!"


"....HAPPY!"

She wasn't taking drugs or something.


Tippy didn't either, her addiction was the killybike. Friday had to put it in Inventory to stop family members from meeting sticky, sweaty ends.


Bingo Oh no is grams dead like MoriartyyyYy?


Buddy? Knock before you come bursting in, derp-ass.

Bingo: This family will be the end of my sanity.


Friday sensed a tenstion in his grandson's delicate balance, and suggested all the kids who could use a toilet went out to check the functionality and customer friendlyness of a campground that was under construction. Studs and Friday had also renamed the town in honour of its rebirth, from Arenaseca to Arenanueva. Because it was going to be all new sands from here on, baby!


Bingo got a cramp in his foot from using the clutch. Manual transmission sucks, LOL! (Yeah, I'm taking driver's lessons with Dad. I'm still hopefull I'll turn 16 this year.)


The new camping area had several places that sold different kinds of food. There was a tropical food-stand, a 50s diner-themed stand, a hot-dog cart and an ice-cream and pancakes hut.


QQ sampled herself some nice, chunky pancakes.


The hot-dogs were self serve. Hey look, there's Allyn. :)


Quonk: Wow I love recruiting! I can't wait to we all go to Isla Tropicana, and to UNI!


Allyn thought that a smart girl like Pebbles should consider becoming an astronaut when she grew up. Oh and inb5 you say that the lumberjack design doesn't look Spanish, and that I'm confusing it with Norway or another country on the North Pole, I did research! It's inspired by a real Spanish camping in the Marbella area.


Pebbles: We've got an uncle who's dead, and we're going to the cemetario to see if we can communicate with his ghost.

Allyn: That's very nice of you.


Sophie Miguel asked if Bingo could help her with her Rubix ball.


Then she got all politely lookist when ingo tried to compliment her.


But she wanted to come and see the ghosts. Bingo wasn't so sure about that.


Bingbo: Hi Paloma. I hope you're not on a date with Peter Sims, because he's banned from the community! (He was one of the people who laughed at Aspen for no good reason.)






Rilly and Jet weren't good at camping, so they just hung out by the road and did tricks for attention. Hopefully people from countries who are prejudiced against Spain (*cough*whereTA'sfrom*couch*) wouldn't think that their parents were making money out of having their kids perform circus acts for tourists.


Alejandra: Hi there funny little kids.

They reminded her of a boy she used to beat up during the Missing Years.


OH NO NOT THE EVIL WITCH????!


She had her radioactive cat with her. It was a living x-ray that glowed green with plutonium.


Evul Witch: Watch me now, kids. I'm about to do a magical trick.

Bingo: Oh no NOT THE ROAXCHES???????










WICKED WHICH: THERE ARE NO WALL THAT CAN STOP MEEEEEEEE!


Jace Macarevich and the weatherman ran away because it was 2 scary 4 them.


Poor Turfstar lost his whole reality and that messed with his mind a lot. Falling out of reality does that to you. If I turn 15 AGAIN, I'll check into a closed facility. (Just kidding. I think?)


Carlos was in the Secret Security and he came to investigate reports of dark arts. He found evidence that a campire had just burned to death in the Mediterranean sun.


Bingo remembered that he was supposed to be one of the older people in charge, and paid attention to his smaller cousin. She had learned to throw the baseball into people's faces. They can die from that.


Lonzo: Hi, I'm Lonzo. Nothing you have heard of me is true.

Paloma: Why would I have heard of you anyway?

Oh no, Lonzo is one of the new tourists. If you don't know him (He's from the MacAvoy ISBI) he's basically a crook. He's probably here to compete with Uncle Adolf.


Carlos interviewed a woman he suspected had played Polybius.


Then the Good Witch came and cleansed the energies in the room.


A bit before midnight they all got in the car to go see if Moriarty was out.


Carlos and Miguel(?) came with them, because Carlos thought they were too young to be facing the impossible and supernatural on their own.

Bingo: You're too young to rememer Moriarty who died before you were born, but he was really nice. Don't scream if you see him, because that would hurt his feelings. My shirt used to be his.


Look how peaceful and quiet. The grave on the right is the gardener who died from weed-overdose in the Orchard.


Neither of the dead people came out to ghost. The only scary thing that happened was Uncle Adolf hypnoing Aspen. x(


It was raining sunnily as they returned to the camp in the strange and beautiful morning light.


The twu older girls stayed in this camper trailer, which belongs to their family. They'll make the area around it more homely later. This was just a test.


This combo-van is also theirs. Turf Star was so tired he fell asleep standing outside it. But his energy went up, so that's good.


All the kids slept as long as they wanted, and had hot-dogs for breakfast. I mean, that's usual camping food, but the sausages from the cart don't get burned. :D


You gotta tell urban legends when you're camping, that's part of the fun.


Amanda's also banned from the community, BTW. She was a real asshØle last time the kids went out. I don't know if Bingo left because she came in (that would be admitting defeat) or if he was just done eating.


Bingo is addicted to cleaning up everyone's dirty dishes. He cleaned the whole camp.


Jetsam had forgotten where he was and had a confuse.


*ASPLASH*


Bingo: HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HEU!


Everyone slept so late it was almost evening, and then they all went out for another ghost watch.


The ghost walk group on the second night included Allyn, Goopy GilsCarbo and I think his name's Vincent and Paloma kind of likes him. Carlos was the guide.


Jet started bothering an old man.


HE DOESN'T DESERVE THE ATTENTION!


Being close to a dead loved one made Aspen promise that she would never forget her brother.


Bingo: Are you here to visit friends? Because there are no old people buried here.

Dora: I'm one of your ancestors, dumb punk.


Moxie came by and made a good impression on QQ.


Whaaat? Are they booing Moriarty???? ARMANDO COX AND DENNIS CHASE ARE BANNED FROM THE COMMUNITY!

FOR EVER!!




I hope Edie and Simon pulled their tendons when they landed.


Simon's almost banned from the community for looking so darn creepy.


Leave my children alone, plz! You're almost naked!


Aspen was the only one who even tried the ice cream, because everyone was too full of pancakes.


Bibijimjim thought she wanted to adopt QQ if she wasn't going to Isla Tropicana. But QQ's going there, and Bibi's gonna meet Istvan and marry him. Their babies will be SO blue!


Oh no please don't become frienfs!


Edie was telling fibs about having made out with lots of guys.


Oh no, Simon and Chandler know each other now!

Bingo: Time we go home.


Chandler: Want to hear about how I escaped from prison?


Bingo invited Jan to join the community as an ally, becaise she had lived with a scrunched-up face for several years and had learned a lesson. Then they really had to go, because questionable people were crowding the place.


Back home the brother-dads were having a lively discussion about something.


Butch and Nettie was seeking comfort in their love.


Aspen explained to Tippy that if the new campground was going to be Certified as user-friendly it needed more things for children to do, like some playground stuff.


Django existed.


Quincy: Did you test routing efficiency?


Django was so boring they had to make him over so he would look more recognisable.

Yeah, I don't know why Nettie looks green in some of these pictures. I guess it's because she's so pale her hair-dye has seeped into the holes where her pigment should have been.


Butch practiced becoming a grampa (when Orbin marries Tynice).


But outside something terrible was happening!


Two of the children were fighting and using vilocense against one another! D:


Jetsam: UR A POTTYHEAD!




Oh no, that's so sad!


BTW, Django did get potty-trained.


Jetsam imagined he was the Gozilla-Hulk and started smashing the plastic town.


Seven: That was very bad! You hit your cousin and destroyed toys that weren't just yours! What have I done to you to make you turn out that way? Huh? All these years, your Dad and me have tried to raise you right and teach you to get along and be understanding. I'm very disappointed in your behaviour, young man! You can go to bed without supper and think about what you've done wrong. And when you're properly sorry, you can go and appologise to Pebbles for kicking her in the shin and pulling her hair. If I ever catch you doing anything like this ever again, you won't know what hit you! I'll make sure you'll never forget it and won't ever hear the end of it, are we freaking understood here????

Jet: ......whatever.


Here's Friday, BTW. He hasn't been in this update much.


Suddenly Bingo hated Turf Star?


What? OH NO! What is happening to the children? :O


Bingo's a little scary when he's mad!


Aspen: Boys are immature, LOL!


Turf Star: BUE HUE HUE!


Butch no! Don't encourage the little brat!?!


Pebbles: I'M SO NOT A POTTY-HEAD!


Oh no, enemies!? Is this the end of the love in the Community?


Rilly: I'm so glad you're home, Dad! Can we move to Alaska? Without Jet?


Oh dear. All of the deer. :C

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