The Scheiler Uglacy - Generation 7.10!

[tigeranne]

Hiiiiiiiiii my peepz! This is Raelynn again. :) I'm back with another update of the Scheilers. Now my generation is at least half as long as MK'la's last one was!


Warning from TigerAnne: Don't eat while reading this. It contains a history lesson, and history is usually gnarly.



Hello, hellooooo! :D I just wanted to show you my yearbook photos, because I think they came out p good!


This is my "glam" shot and my casual. There was also a formal one, but in that one you can practically see the light leaving my eyes, because Mr. Dungholm had just walked into the photo room in tight jeggings.

No, my parents aren't happy about what I did with my hair, but they'll come around. I told them that if I were going to do something slightly stupid, I'd rather do it while I'm young enough to not know any better. Dad was like "Okay," and let it go. Mom was more like "If you'd waited until you were older you might have gotten smart enough to NOT DO IT." I was like "Okay."


It was a lovely weekend in the Village. :)


Pyson was a bit worried that Pobo would hit his head on the ceiling, and/or throw up on Summer, because his brother Anakin had just suffered a traumatic neck injury.


Geri was just sad :( because she felt like this happy village wasn't really her family, even if Nettie's her real sister.


Friday: But I don't want to be a general, I wanted to be an astronaut! D:


Oh well. Look at him in his space suit, because we may never see him in it again.


Next order of business was calling PQ and ask him over, so Monty could give him the sentry he'd made for the Branch.

Friday: Mate... you don't have to be so rude about it.

PQ: Listen here "Grandpa..." My son is in a neck brace. He's got several hair-line fractures in his spinal column. If any one of them had been bigger, his neck would have broken and he'd been unable to breathe. So yeah, he nearly died over at your place, and I feel like our family has the right to be a bit salty about that for a while.

Friday: ....okay.

His plan was not going as he'd planned.


Pyson wasn't mad at them. He felt that it was important to stop another crack from happening right through the Community's soul. And it wasn't too long now until he'd go to Isla Tropicana and wouldn't be able to keep an eye on them all. Well, it's still a couple of years, but he's getting there.


Lark was visiting too, because she didn't want to be home when her twin was getting all the attention and she none. She's kind of a mean girl.


Oh wow, I didn't think Pobo was that old. Anyway, this is great! Time for evolution! (Pokemon style, not Darwin style.)


Brazen Modesty modestly wondered if she was the happiest person in the world, or if that was just how she perceived herself. She was surpassingly proud of her two oldest children.


Misty: Homework is the punishment for being children.

Mira: Oh no. :C


Modesty opinioned that it would've been nifty if they had a tennis court, because that was a stylish way of keeping in shape.


Night time is peaceful in the village. :)


What did Marlie Mazzy really look like? The whole Community was hoping that Friday would give her the green light, and that it would cheer him up.


Modz thought she felt some kind of disturbance in the harmony, but she assumed it was just Face Reveal anxiousness talking.


Ooh, she's got the eye-stalks! That's good, because they may have to geld Haynes and there won't be any more kids.


Friday verdicted that she was accepted. No treatment would be necessary. Some hair de-staticking would.


Modz hadn't wasted any time, LOL!


Mpdz; You're a big sister to a little one now, so you don't have to be scared of being high above the floor. It's not dangerous to big girls, because your feet go all the way down. Just try it and see.

Mazzy: Wow they do! :O


Buffy thought that she'd like to have a little mini-me of her own, someday soon.


Manuel had watched a documentary about French courts on Youtube, and he was telling everyone what he'd learned about the history of high heeled shoes. They were originally for riding, so the boot wouldn't slip through the hoop, not for making people feel taller about themselves.

ManuieL: Really weird stuff catches on as fashion sometimes. You know Louis the 14th? With the pimp furcoat and the long poodle wig? He developed an anal fistula, which is when a boil near your @ssh0le bursts in both ends and creates a hole that poop and puss seep out of. Because he was king, and kings didn't wipe their own behinds, the whole court and more found out about it. And then they all wanted one! Some even poked holes in their own bottom regions, so they could be fashionally incontinent like the king. But most people just faked, because the cure was red hot irons and ass surgery with no anaestethics.

(A/N: This is (mostly) true, and you can find a documentary about it on Youtube. Don't watch while eating. The whole Versailles court were indescribably gross, and the palace was a glorified pigsty.)


Mathias Mulder: I'm not from the FBI, but I've got it on good authority that French ghosts are some of the most vengeful.


Geri had never had a pet in her life, and she's always wanted a big, black dog with glowing eyes.


Mazzy and Pobo liked pretending that they were going to school.


Pobo studied music, and Mazzy experimented with science.


Mazzy: Make more green musics!

Pobo: Okay!


Nettie sometimes wished that she could turn back time and relive the childhoods of Henway, Marnie and Tessica. But she knew they wouldn't like being baby-rewound and the second best thing was to spend time with other little children.


Buffy was kind of thinking of finding someone to have her own children with, so Nettie was possibly going to become a grandmother. (She'd have been one already, if Orbin and Tynice could just settle down. They're married, but not very domesticated.)


Promotion. I used to think a souce chef was in charge of making the sauces and garnishes. But Donovan - who knows EVERYTHING!!1! - laughed his ass off! And he said it's a chef who uses a sous vide machine.


We must pay the cat tax!


Misty's almost heir quality. The family is very proud of her anyway, and have mighty hopes for the power she'll bring to the community when she gets a little older.


Edie, you weren't one.


Artsy Mack and Misty still took their staring contests very seeriously.

MacK: STARE!

Misty: STARE!!

Zandie used too much hairspray on her pigtails that day. :O


YASS! TIPPY'S THEIR MAYOR! :D

Yeah, I think "Sim City" is just like a placeholder name, and not the name of the place where stuff actually happens.


Holly was ready for another prowl. Buffy and some of the kids came with her.


Mira was going through a jealousy phase. :( I never did, because I'm the youngest of five. But Donovan had one for each of us, Mom says. Dad says they're all still going on, and that's why Donny always needs to prove himself in all sorts of ways.


Misty met Tynice and her aunt (yeah, whatever) Milly.


Courtney seemed to like David Ottomas. :)


Milly observed the interaction between generations, and felt happy.




Since Tex Toro had become too old for childlike attention seeking, there had been a lot more attention available for Artsy Mack. He loved it.


Mira built her best sandcastle so far.


Holly sat by a bonfire, thinking about Isla Tropicana and her extended family there. She wondered what her other relatives were up to. Her parents had moved to Milano, and had a pretty sweet life there, with a huge villa and everything. She had an older sister, named DeeBat Sassin, who had gone to Malibu to be a professional beach bum.


Buffy: Ohai! Aren't you Grandpa's coworker?

Coworker: Yep. My name's Garth. Garth Walker.


Holly wondered who had invited Jan Tellerman to come strolling over and grill marshmallows. Actually, it was Jan Tellerman.


Rigel Duckling seems to really like it at the beach at night, because he's often there then. It's too bad JimbiJimbi doesn't seem too interested in going with him, because it would be a pretty romantic way of hanging out, I think.

Yeah, I know I've got a thing about beaches and sand castles and whatnot, but I've got this yearning in my heart, to live by the ocean. Around where I live, we've only got lakes and ponds. The biggest of our nearby lakes has like.., kind of a beach, but there are no waves or shells, or anything that makes the ocean what it is. Sometimes I get these vivid images in my head of somewhere along some coast, and it feels like I've been there before, but I know I haven't. I've been to the ocean a few times, because one of my aunts lives near Wilmington NC, but it looks very different there from what I see in my head.


Everyone tried to outdo each other with the niftiest decorations. Buffy brought a faux seabird that was way outta scale with her castle.

Also her boat sank.


Buffy thought Miguel van Mullett was very hawtt.


She went over to him and told him so.

Buffy: You're hawt. My name's Buffy.


Meanwhile it was BLT burgers for lunch, and Holly told the children to leave Buffy alone to explore her romantic orientation.


Unfortunately, Komei has no social antennas and invited himself to be a third wheel.

Misty: That guy must feel so bad about his hair!

Holly: Stay right here and act not-suspiciously. I'm going to stage an intervention, but I need the pair of scissors we keep in the situation-kit in the car.


Half an hour later, Komei was a new man! (His beard was actually the pieces Holly cut off his hair. She glued them on to see if facial hair was his thing, and it was. So now he's gonna grow a real one.) Mary Elizabeth was impressed, although you can never tell from her face.


Miguel: I like it when women assert themselves aggressively. <3

Buffy: Grrrr! :D


Enjola Cinnamoon: Hooray, a wicked witch! :D I've never seen one before!

Yeah, no roaches on the blossoming love, kthanxN'bye.


Misty: You can't turn anyone into frogs. I think you must be a fraud.

Babette: How would you like a lightning bolt through your brain and out your toes?

Misty: That doesn't even work on children, everyone knows that!


Miguel was very responsive to Buffy's feminate attentions. He's not Community Quality, but then again, Buffy only barely is herself.


Artsy Mack: YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE MESSED WITH BABETTE, SHE'S A POWERFUL EVIL WITCH!

Misty: THAT'S VICTIM BLAMING BECAUSE I'M GETTING PELTED TOO!

Hypothetical question: If someone goes up to a grizzly bear and kicks it in the bum, and they get eaten... Or if they mount a huge catapult on the roof of a house, and launch a guy up in the air and he's supposed to hit a trampoline in a yard three houses over, but he misses. Is it victim blaming if you think they were really stupid to do that? Amber says it is, and she's the moral superiority around here. Or at least she acts like it. (Even Tameron can't stand her, but Tameron hates everyone, so that's maybe not such a diss after all.)


Mira: Let's go into the water, the hails won't hit us there.


PSA: In real life it doesn't work that way! Seek shelter immediately if the hailstones are larger than your pinkie finger nail! And water offers no shelter.


Buffy and Miguel had hidden under the giant olive tree, and they were on the backrubbing stage.


Matias: Oh, that's Moxie's niece flirting up Miguel Valverde. It reminds me of Moxie and me when we first met here on this beach.


The hugging stage folloed shortly. :D


Buffy: Hooray, pink hearts! He likes me!


And then the first kiss happened! With even more pink hearts. Those were bubblegum scented. :D :D


Holly: Yo, Rilly! Buffy's found a guy!

Rilly: Yass! Community outreach!

Holly: I'm low-key jealous.

Rilly: Yeah, me too.


Holly: We're back in time for homework!

Misty: Thanks, I hate it.


Holly reminisced about their stays at Sparks Memorial Farm.

Tory: Such good times! I hope Tex gets to go there, he's officially chosen as an ambassador!


Geri liberated Pobi and got him to the potty in the nick of time.

Geri: You're on your own from here, though.


The Village has a problem with immaginary filth. Sometimes they freak out completely, and the yard looks spotless. I don't get it. They should probably get a butler, but I'm scared of them. The Starblooms' butler beat up Aylatani constantly, and TA got one that caused the game to freeze.

Actually, I think this time Tippy was angry because she got locked out of her bedroom and she was tired.


AND THEN... I screamed so loud that Toni came running into my room with a matchbox and asked where the spider was. x(


ERNEST FOR REAL HAD THREE BOLTS WITH HIS GRANDMOTHER! And they weren't related! How were they not related??????

(Yeah, I fixed it. One incestuous relationship in a family's history is already too many.)


Anyway, have a picture of happy village life.


Have another.


Generation 7 has had a very happy life. Everyone were hoping in their hearts that it could continue.


LOL Summer, that's not nice!


Geri was reliving the childhood she wished she'd had, and read Paddington Bear to Mazzy. (Toni and me loved the cartoon series when we were kids.)


What was I even taking a picture of here? I'll just post it in case we need to refer back to it later, or something.


Then things went directly south. (Why is that a bad thing? Birds fly that way every year.) Several people caught tetanus(?!) and just stood there shaking and twitching.


It was all too much for Friday.


They all had to stand outside while their home was getting an industrial decontamination. The people getting into the cars are just going to work or school, because their carpools and the bus didn't come.


Don't hold a baby the way Buffy does! This game is not for children for a reason. It can accidentally teach you to do something very dangerous and wrong.


Pobo found a puddle to splash in, like a happy bear cub.


OMGOSH! Haynes would never sabotage anyone's chances. That would be against both the Community Ideals and his Pony sense of friendship!


See! It paid off! Now Haynes doesn't have to skill his ass (Get it? Ass can also mean donkey.) off anymore!


Beeswax tycoon! (Actually, that would be a pretty cool thing to bee. Get it?)


Haynes was thrilled about all the hours he wouldn't have to spend skilling charisma!


But who have we here? This is Malcolm and Dolores Throttlewood. They're Edgar's relatives, who own the house with the horse statue. It looks like they've finally moved in.


The kids came home from school with some extras. And apparently wondered where Buffy was.


This is Erica. She's the Trottlewoods' daughter. The Village kids noticed there were new kids at school, and invited them home to check their recruitability.

Sorry about the washed-out picture, but a thick fog had descended.


Wilma's Erica's older sister. She's a difficult teenager who listens to punk and is learning how to play guitar.


The kids in this family are SO GOOD at ignoring the friends they bring home, though. x(




Maybe their overpowering wholesomeness scared off the new girls, IDK.


Lonzo, you're not friends!


>Modz had been kidnapped off to work despite being in the third trimester. And look who came back home with her! Leona had gotten back into the medical field!


This little boy is Pidsley, the smallest of the Throttlwood kids. His mother named him after the cat in Shaun the Sheep. She's that sort of parent.


Ohai, that's convenient! I bet Buffy'll be happy to see him!


Artsy Mack: Moooom, you shouldn't go to work when you're pregnant!

Modesty: It was just a mistake of habit, darling. And I was in a hospital, which is the safest place to be if your water breaks early.


Bronwyn: Plz don't be in angry tweenager stage yet.

Misty: Hashtag: Whatever.

And Tippy really needs a new Mayor suit!


Mira was social and paid attention to the visitors.


Wilma had found a chess table.


Meanwhile, Monty had converted one of the spare bedrooms into a workshop, and was tinkering on his first Servo. He's not going to activate it before there are less people in the Village. Actually, this one's probably going with him when his group buys land to start a bee farm. He's going to make another one for the Village.


Buffy was v happy! :D


Marsha Bruenig: Ey, who's the bald, grumpy guy?


Pidsley had to go home, because it was late, but... his whole family stayed. So yeah, quality parents?


Buffy sang a serenade to Miguel, because she figured that's what Cyndi Lauper would have done if it were 1983.


PS: He lives there now. It won't be permanently, though. Buffy and him are going to find another place when they start rolling wants about children.


Buffy: We need to put a ring on it!


Leona: Wheehoo, domestic slavery. Who wouldn't wanna?

They were a little too caught up in the moment to even hear her, so she slunk away.


Buffy: Let's start a new adventure together, right now!


Buffy: We have a witness, let's get married!

Erica: But witnesses need to be over 18, right? And I'm 15.

Miguel: Close enough!


Aww, look how happy she was! :D And Miguel got a haircut, because the mullett was last week's news.




Modz and Monty started preparing wedding food. It was lasagna and taco casserole.


Zandie: I hope the new guy is cool. He looks pretty cool.


Butch was so cool even Leona had to admit it.


And then Pobo grew up! :D Wow, that kid has style!


Unfortunately, he grew out of his eyelips. :( Maybe he'd have some DNA supplements, after all.


Then Geri started having a p roblem with people. :O

Holly: Wait, is this gonna be like Nettie and Tippy? Because you know who got beaten up the most, right?


Geri said mean things that hurt Holly's feelings to the bone, and didn't want to hug Pobo. :( I hope they won't have to exile Geri, because she was just starting to come into her own. She had built a solid relationship with her only sister and everything.


And then... the moment they had been waiting for!


My peepz, meet Lucky Quip Scheiler. I don't know where his name screen went, so just trust me that it's his name.

And that's all for now! :D

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I'll try to get my behind in gear and work on the next update this week. We'll be going over to the Branch, and catch up with what's been going on there. I can spoiler that there will be more luvvvve. But until next time... NARRATOR OUTTTTT!