The Scheiler Uglacy - Generation 7.19!

[tigeranne]

Hi Peepserz! This is your Narraelynn speaking again! (Who's TigerAnne? LOL!) Anywhoo! We're still with PQ's family, who are having kind of arough time at the mo, because of aspiration failure. How can they help their loved ones? :O




There were only five children left in the family now. :O Anakin was behaving himself a lot better these days, and he was usually hanging out with his brother Fresco being normal.


Lark was using her divide and conquer tactics on the girl twins. Wendy was her BFF, but she didn't really care that much for Mandy, and she not secretly wished that Wendy would stay in town with her. But Wendy's BFFs with Mandy too, so she wouldn't ditch her twin.


PQ: Finch and me are best friends because of our Pack Bond. That doesn't mean that you need to be jealous. But do I dare to say you'd make a lovely wolf?


Poor Finch, his job made him feel like even more of a loser than he already felt. :(


Anyway, the kids had a plan. :)


Anakin: Do you think Mandy has enough oxygen in the trunk?

Lark: Yeah, it's only a twenty minute ride!


At the beach was Grunkle Buddy, still having his mid-life crisis.


Oh, and that's Mario! He's been very obscure lately!


Mario was starting to wonder if he was adopted. LOL, he only looks just like his Mom, but people have ideas like that.


Anakin decided he wanted to be friends with Mario, so he exposed him to the Cool Boys' Club Initiation Ritual.


Mario: OOOOOOOOOWW!

Anakin: Congrats! You're cool now!

Mario: Who are you?!


Ilvany: Hug your obscure aunt, plz!

Mario: WHO ARE YOU?????!!


But then she started talking about how to make money, and Mario knew they had to be related.


Susannah was exstatically happy, because she had clothes again. :D


Look how stylish she looks! It doesn't match her hat, but whatever.




Every went swimming in the sea, because that's a lot nicer than chlorinated pool water!


Lark tried to get Wendy to herself as much as possible.


Mandy had met Storm though, and they were hanging out being all lycan together.


Suddenly a lightning strike created a white-out through which only the morose tears of rain were visible. Somewhere in the world a child was born. A rolling thunder chased the wind.


Simon felt confusion.


Ohai, here's Polly! :D


At least they got to catch up a bit before Mandy was off to California! LOL CATCH up! It wasn't even intended.


Oh no, Simon! Don't let him recruit you! Marnie, don't eat the stuff with green smoke!


Oh no, was Lark having a bad influence on Wendy?


OH NO! Derex, that's your GREAT GRANDDAUGHTER!


One of Phil's grandma's triplet sisters got in his face. Yeah, there are three old ladies with the same face and hair, and Callista Desperate is one of them. Then there's this old bat, and Tiffany Zarubin is the last.


Then Jack's wife, sorry I forget her name... ELSIE! had opinions on him.


Lark felt a need to dominate Anakin some more before he escaped. :O


Samantha: There will be no tent hanky-panky unless you shower. MINUS!

Peter: :o


Samantha and Cathy McGaw, IIRC her name is, got in a territorial dispute over a bathroom. No wait, Katy McGaw is the lady in the fusschia suit.


I wonder what Leo said to Edie, that she still hates him ten years later! :O


Derex kind of just lost it. :C

Orbin: Come on, cousin. It's time we go home now.


Polly was a little shocked to go to the beach and see that it was summer there! Over at her place it was the middle of autumn.


Elsie Braddock got on Derex case again.

Mrs. Braddick: TELL YOUR COUSIN THAT HIS MUSIC SUCKS AND HE SHOULD BE CANCELLED RETROACTIVELY FROM ALL AUDITORY MEDIA!


Derfex could only come up with a super lame replu.

Derex: No, we should cancel YOU!


Old Lady Triplet: UR MAMA!


Anakin: Orbin, is everthing alright there?

Orbin: Shussh, don't let her see me!


Lark had a slice of pizza and enjoyed the show.


Lark: Wow, she's cracking her knuckles! Place your bets!


Ornin: You're a good guy, Derex. Let's go home now!


Matthew Smith had complaints about Edie. That could get ugly!


I hope Storm can get a familiar she can summon when she wants to. She's got a few cats already, but they're not just hers, and bringing regular pets on trips creates problems.


Mandy managed to persuade her siblings that they really should spend a night in the cemetary, to get an appreciation for the gothic beauty of forgotten tragedies. They observed a nervous young man coming slinking out from behind a mausoleum, looking guilty for some reason.


The not so knowlegable kept each other entertained outside the gates.


Hey, looksies! It's Holly!


Toppy walked by on her usual evening walk, and she felt very proud of her descendents.


Geri worked on losing Marissa's vote, in case she ever became a local politicion again.

Celina: I'll vote for her.


Marissa: I'LL TELL TWITTER WHAT YOIU DID!

Geri: Go ahead. None of the inhabitants of Despondence use it.


"Major of Nebraskan town physically assaulted woman."

Fresco and Wendy: This is great!


Susannah: I'll case a Be Nice charm!


Hooray, it worked!


For a moment, all the love that the people of Arenanueva had ever felt for one another shone down in peace and glory. Cemetaries don't have to be places of horror. If you bury your loved ones properly, and make the place where their earthly shells were returned to the eternal cycle of atoms look beautiful, it can be a place of great love.


The Infallibly Good Kitteh graced Mattias with her approval.


Then she ran around the group of people gathered, and created a wall around them made from love, trust and pixie dust.


If she looked a little naughty while she did it, that was just because she thinks it's very funny to thwart evil of its intended prey.


Mattias: Look! The love has summoned your One!

Holly: GASP! You're right!

Susannah: Mattias is wise for someone so young.


*~*SMOOOOOCH*~*


Geri: I FEEL NO LOVE TONIGHT.


Tippy quickly escorted her over to a table, where they all engaged her in deep conversation about Art and Philosophy. Anakini was possibly going to study one in Uni.

Anakin: Maybe I could study the Art of Philosophy, or the Philosophy of Art.


Dora: Does anyone know if that scary kid is one of my grandchildren? I'm out to round them up for the night, and lock them in their kennels and make sure their fed.

Jack: People around here have way too many children. Don't be having any, if you know what's good for you!

Meanwhile, Randy London was talking to Shane about peace. Shane's in A*tiSo (I gotta censor it so it doesn't trigger algorythms, LOL!) and Randy had to pretend he didn't know that, because it's a secret organisation (kind of they officially don't exist) and Randy's a cop.


Turf Star: Oh, Moriarty... You were so cool. Why did YOU have to drown from starvation when it could have happened to anyone?


Clayton: Be careful around that old British guy. I think he could have ShadeFace sympathies.


Anakin was wondering to himself if he'd actually miss his mean twin sister when he hadn't seen her in a while. Would his children be able to take his grandchildren to the Dino Park?


They all sheltered in tents and caught some ZZzzs while it rained.


Wait, not all. Mandy didn't sleep. Instead she had early breakfast (or very late dinner?) with Aylatani.


Buffy and Miguel were out discoing. :D


But now that they were responsible adults living on their own (with a lot of other people, but not parents), they had to go home when the sun came up.


Mandy had school withdrawal depression, and she had to study to stop from falling into despair while the others had fun. Vacation is so hard for my characters' aspiration sometimes. :(


Suddenly there was Dino. :O He was out on some kind of quest.


It involved playing pool.


Lark and Anakin (Dude, their twin-name could have been Larkin if I'd thought about it earlier!) met a sympathetic woman. Lark described to her how they were fraternal twins, and now they were going to live separate lives. One was special and chosen, and the other wasn't. That was Lark. :(

Dr. Julia Hoffman: I see how that can be quite challenging.


Dr. Hoffman: I'm a head shrink who also knows a lot about blood and mad science as needed. You can always come to me for advice. I know a lot of things people don't suspect me of. For example, I know that the young man over there by the hot dog cart is your brother, and that there's bad blood between the two of you.

Lark: Wow, that's totally true! He beat Anakin up in a headbrace so he could have died.


Anakin: He called me a stupid name, so I was just trying to throw him into our pool. But he resisted and started shoving me, so I had to defend myself and punch him in self defense. Then he pulled my hair and kicked me in the knee, and suddenly I was scratching the living daylights out of him, and he threw me on the ground so hard I bit his ancle in reflex. But then he pulled me up by my ears and kicked me in the bum, and I was out of manouvers.

Dr. Hoffman: That must have been very traumatic.


"It was terrible!" AnAkin said cryingly.


Wendy was telling Archie and Dino about her plans to rescue pets.


Larp: We have an nucle who makes bots. Maybe you'll meet him.


Dr. Hoffman: It sounds very interesting. I'm very interested in alternative life forms of intelligent life. If you need a certification that you're sane and sound, I can also provide that for you.


Anakin was SO happy to have full 360-range use of his head again.


Lark's pretty good at goalkeepering.


Anakin: Is Dino looking?

Lark: Nah.

Anakin: Darn. Do it again, and aim for the same corner!


Anakin: IS HE LOOKING?

Lark: Yeh.


Anakin: SCORE!


Ernest had suggestions for tent activities, but they were NC-17.


Aylatani: I mean, who kisses their grandmother? WITH TONGUE?!


Sad Boy Percy was looking for sad people to be his sensitive friends.


He thought someone who looked like Fresco would have to fit the prescription.


Mandy: Cryptozoology deserves more recognition in the scientific community. Even if you don't find a bigfoot or a phantom kangaroo a new species of worm totally has its own usage in nature, and that can be something new for scientists to study.

Archie: You have a very openminded approach.

Mandy: Maybe you'll be the first person to win the Noble Peace Price in Cryptozoology.


Fresco wanted to shoot pool before the room was demolished in favoir of bigger disco.


Rhonda Whittenburgh told them the whole story of her divorce.

Rhonda: ...so the judge gave the b@st@rd custody of the dogs, siting that spending two years in a kennel wouldn't be good for them. Like, have you ever been in a kennel?

Mandy: Who, me?

Rhonda: Yes, you're kind of a canine.

Mandy: No, I haven't. We used to have a crazy old babysitter, though.

Rhonda: I always take my dogs to the same kennel when I go on vacation. Or did, because I don't have any dogs at the moment. The rat judge gave the buzzard custody. Let me tell you, they're treated like royalty at that kennel. It's like a spa for dogs. Wouldn't you rather spend two years at a spa, than living with a father who feeds you pet store brands and makes you sleep in a basket in the hallway at night?

Mandy: Is my Mom somewhere in this scenario?

Rhonda: No. Your Mommy's trying to heal and start a new life, after going through a very rough divorce. She needs urgent self care and can't spend every waking moment considering your needs for a while. Where do you go?

Mandy: Home?

Rhonda: Don't try to guilt me. I didn't escape 26 years of sacrifices to be lectured by a literal puppy.

Mandy: You asked.


Lark saw the opportunity to monopolice (Donovan uses that word a lot!) Wendy again.


Di no was pretty good at the Universe Ball.


Fresco was pretty crap at the Universe Bll.


After hearing Rhonda's life story, Buffy's lecture on the latin names of all the bones in the hand was refreshing to the mind. You can learn a lot on Youtub.


Mandy thought it was really cool to hang out with Buffy and Moxie, because they're her fairly famous relatives.


But they really had to go home, because now their Aspiration was running low. Vacating is fun, but it's not rewarding in the long run. Rhonda would probably realise in time.

Moxie must have done a lot of things right in life, because the Good Kitteh approved her.


And this is what they came home to. x( Impending apocalypse. Welp, this is the end of this chapter. I think the next one is going to be kind of long, so please start kicking me if I don't post it like next week or something.

TTFN and Narrator out (to get Christmas presents for sisters)!