The Starbloom Travecy - Generation 6.3! Well, kinda.

[tigeranne]

HhhhhhhhhhhhIiiii my peeps! OMGOSH it's finally summer and schools outttttt. At least mine is. It was a terrible! school year. The whole curriculum was new, and instead of having had like five years to learn it, it had exactly two semesters. I guess that levels the playing field and puts me equal to my classmates again, but MEH! I worked twice as hard for less perfect grades. At least I'm not the D+ queen I used to be, before the time warp.

Yes, I'm still 15, thanks for asking.

Anywhoooo, let's talk about Aylatani's life!





My peeps, welcome to the Bogweed Legacy!

No, I'm just joking. It's still the Tragecy with Aylatani & Co, but I'm intending to pick up the Edgarcy again.


This is a flashback to WAAAAAAAAY back in the days, the morning after Edgar broke his kids out of the special child prison for the criminally insane. Some of you must have wondered what happened to the Juniors and Linimpa.

Gargarny: LUL thanks for escaping us, Dad! It was cringe in jail.

Edgar: Your life will be happy now. I'll be all your Dads.


Edgar had ditched the stupid ranch house, and build a rustic log cabin in the woods. Now he had room for a family.


Gargany: Why did YOU come with us? You're too stupid to live outside of the prison!

Parsley: Dad, he's being mean again! He's like this all the time! Please make him move out and live in a cave!

Edgar: No, boys. You'll have to be brothers. There are enough other people you can bully.


Trilby: Yo, Dad! I'm off to my first day of school! EVER! And then I'll come home from school to my real home, for the first time ever! I'm so happy!

Linimpa: See you later, Dad! Have a great day!


Edgar had a talk with Gargarny about some reason it would be a good idea if he started going to school also.

Edgar: There's a kid named Jasper who needs someone to beat him up. He's a drug dealer.

Parsley: Baaaaaaaaaaw! Dad is talking to that @$$hole Garg and not to meeeee!


Parsley started acting his age in a puddle out back, while Edgar contemplated adopting a stray to teach his children about unconditional love. His shrivelled, grey little heart and soul were slowly regaining blood and warmth.


McGonagall: We're starting an outreach program, to provide education to magical creatures who have been systematically oppressed by the Pureblood Supremacist society. Trolls and Troll-Goblin hybrids are specially welcome.

Gargarny: Thanks lady, but I'm 2 cool 5 school, and I'm a Muggle anyway.


Edgar: Children need nutricious food with meat, austrich eggs and jelly rolls. I bet the two that went to school only got fed some trash.


WhatsHerName Adelaide? She'll be the Branigan kids' aunt later: This is a nice place. It kinda makes me want to raise a family.

Edgar: Raise them with love and care, so they don't go to the slammer. It says right here that violent inmates escaped from a maximus security prison for children last night. I'd hate it if that were my kids. Speaking of which, they'll be home from school and I'm going to help them with their advanced homework.


Trilby: I don't wanna be the stupidest kid in school, Dad. There are cute girls there who are not so into stupid as Gargarny always said they were. And also I wanna be smart and educated for my own sake, so I can build space ships and stuff.

Edgar: Tomorrow you won't be the stupidest, because I'm making Parsley go. And I'll help you with your homework.


Parsley: I love living in a home with modern luxuries like sponges and sinks! 8)


Trilby: Parsley, the bathroom is in here! And are you done soon? I need to pee, but I can't get Gargarny to leave as long as you're nekkid.


Parsley: Food here is so much better than in jail. I want more of it!

Trilby: You're going to school today!

Parsley: Do they have food there?

Trilby: Yeh, today's haggis day. You'll love it.


Trilby: Dad, you should get married. You've been alone for too long, and now you have lots of kids.

Edgar: Edgar: Welp your mother hates me, and I wouldn't want to get married into that cursed fammily under circumstances.

Trilby: Yeah, no. Not her. She hates us too. Maybe she doesn't hate Linnie.


Parsley: My school work got rated G. Does that stand for "Good" or "Great" or "Giraffic?"


Linnie: I didn't even get a report card. :( My teacher accidentally gave me a napkin with the chopsticks she used at lunch instead!?


Edgar tried to provide enrichment items in his children's habitat, like they do in zoos.


Then he educated them. Edgar had been to school as a child, because he was from Canada.


Linnie: Dad, can you please get some normal father-underwear?

Edgar: Uh.... this is normal! It's the people you've been living with who are weird. You can't use those for a measure.


Edgar: Josh darn, I never thought I'd be the kind of father who reads the newspaper in a fricken' bathrobe. Next I'll probably hang up a Live, Love, Laugh sign!


Guess who eats from the trash cans?


Trilby: Even I know that H isn't a grade!

Bus Driver: LOLZ


Edgar had read that fresh vegetables contain a lot of vitamins that are good for children's brains.

Linnie: It's gonna taste better when we grow everything ourselves!

Parsley: I like food! Especially if I'm hungry, then it makes me feel better.


LOL yeah, Edgar haz job.


Salamandra: Gargarny! Come down here immediately.

Trilby: I'm Trilby!


Trilby was tired of being a scrawny dweeb, so he shot some hoops and got swole.

....he got slightly less scrawny.


Trilby: I can't believe she thinks I look anything like my brother, just because we're twins!


Parsnip: Hiiiiii little tuxie kitteh!

Angy Little Tuxie Kitteh: Gurr.




Actually Not a Kitten: Don't call me a cat!


Parsley: Ewew, why'd you do that? Did you mark me as your property? That means you like me, right?

Really a Skunk: My kind and YOUR DAD have history, okay? Also, stop it with the Skunk erasure. June 14th is National Skunk Awareness Day. Be there! Cats and raccoons no entry.


Edgar: And that's the full history of the art of perfect hamburgers. Which we learned are not made from ham (CANNIBALISM!) but rather beef, and were made by brothers from Hamburg.


Trilby: Thanks for helping me with my essay, Dad. It almost kind of feels like having a parent that gives a shit about me, you know.

Edgar: That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.


Actually, it was many years earlier. The Starblooms and Edgar and everyone are in 1978. But it was later in many of theirs timeline. I'll stop explaining before I confuse everyone including myself.

It's kind of a flashback, though. Because this is what happened at the hospital while Aamilei was getting married and having a child.


Liranda: I've re-connected with the mother I thought I had lost many years ago, so my life is incredibly blessed. My children are wholesome and well adjusted. I have a husband who loves me, five amazing sisters and a really cool brother, and many friends. That's why I don't need to trip on acid, Vera!

Vera: You should be ashamed of yourself! Gloating about your perfect life to a woman whose youngest son is deathly ill with at least one undiagnosed disease, and whose oldest son goes to clubs where he's in danger of being murdered, and whose little daughter will grow up alone if her husband doesn't allow more children in the house.

Liranda: And a very good rest of the day to you.


No matter how much Peter Jeff washed his hands, he couldn't get rid of the sensation of spiders crawling all over him on the inside.


Vera: Bluggh! I can't eat next to that face!

She was already banned from the Community.


Virginia - AKA Victoria Collins: I can't wait to go to the medieval age! First I'm going back home, to bring my family the medicine to save Imogen, and then we're all going to the 12th century to discover many of the mysteries that have made our lives what they are, so many years later!

Liranda: Are you going to miss the 1970s?

Vickie: Yeah, they're kinda neat. But everything here's kinda.... you know, ugly. Back where I'm from everything has unnecessary levels of decoration, because people there so much appreciate beauty!


Eric was almost dead. He hadn't moved from the spot on the floor where he'd fallen. The hospital staff was scared of moving him, because that can make things worse, so they were just giving him medication and checking his vital signs where he was.


Suddenly Little Matty was almost dead too! Oh no, he'd been getting so healthy!


P-Jeff: THEYRE IN MY BRAINNNNNNN! GET THEM OUT! GET THEM OUT!!!! GET THEM OUT GETHEM OUT GETTHEMOUTGETTHEMOUTGETTHEMOUTGETTHEMOUT GGGGGGGGGGGGGGM OOOOUTTTTTTTT1!1!1!!!11!!12


Oh no, was Virginia DEAD too?!


Heather: If we're gonna croak from the flu, I don't wanna have lots of homework waiting for me in Hell.

Virginia: We're not going to Hell, Heather.

Heather: Not even if we don't finish our homework first?

Virginia: No, that's not nearly bad enough. And we're not gonna die from FLU in 1978.


Beau was being an influencer, explaining to doctors how being a Werewolf wasn't a disease that needed a cure. It was a valid lifestyle. But at the same time, no one should be forced to be a werewolf, thought Beau.


Matty once again woke up, surrounded by medical equipment.


Beau: Don't cry, Maggie. Littering is a terrible habit, but I'll clean it up for you. It's just two bags of chips.

Maggie: I don't know who I am! I don't remember anything from my past! What if I'm married to Peter Jeff or something?!

Beau: Well I can't help you with that, but I know this guy who's a lawyer and he can get you divorced. Being married to Pjeff would be humanitarian reasons I think.


Irene had already embraced the valid werewolflihood, but she was starting to yearn for adding a certain member to her pack.


It was Doctor Frank Riley.

Yeh he's learned medicine by now, so he's a human doctor in addition to a veterinarian. It's a great combo of skills, because they have therapy pets.


Their love was just waiting to gain its freedom for a long time. <3


Heather: Matty, you have to come inside and take a shower. You're really dirty, and have you been petting a skunk?

Matty: ....

Heather: Are you okay? You're not gonna be like before at home, are you?

Matty: #¤#¤#¤#¤#¤#¤#¤#¤#

Heather: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!






Love made Irene and Frank a little crazy.


So Frank decided to just go all the way to the crazysauce, and get married.


Frank: I know we haven't even started dating yet, but....


Irene: I DO!

Awwww.


Disease had settled in Matty's skimpy lungs.


He and Heather got put to bed to get better. Heather at least didn't get a breathing tube. She wasn't hooked up to the medication dispenser either, it was just for in case someone suddenly needed treatment.


Aylatani: I can't believe that we found the Book of Edgar and all it says about his origins is "He's from Canada." Yeah, we could have figured that out by asking him.

Virginia: Why can't we just ask him? He says he doesn't wanna be our villain anymore.

Aylatani: He's got memory loss, like Maggie.

Virginia: What if they're married?


Payton was engaging Maggie in boxing as physical therapy, because it could activate her brain in ways that could make her suddenly remember.

Maggie: Anyone seen the Skull-Faced Lady?

Aylatani: She walked past some people at a bus stop and said hi. The people fainted, missed the bus home, and got slugs on them.

Payton: How horrible!

Aylatani: They'll be making a full recovery.


Virginia: Hi Mom, how's everyone? We're fine. The dog has grown up. Eric is still in a coma. Hayden has punked out, and Dr Montoya got engaged. Yeah, I can't wait to go to 1183!


Phil: MY DAUGHTER IS NOT AN ACID-HEAD!

Vera: How insensitive! MY daughter has a serious disease, and my son's literally disintegrating before my eyes!


Eric was doing really crap.


Phil: Nice, I found the secret first internet! :D It has memes and everything! What's this? "Mobile Time Portals for sale. Call Seth on 555-1535-374." He's charging 70s prices too! What a bargain!


OMGOSH she's so evil! She totally deserved becoming a werewolf. That was a bit later than this, however.


Vera: How do they have the nerve to talk about gardening, when they know flowers remind many people of funerals?!








LOL, that was refreshing!


Oh no, please don't need to take Vera in as a patient? She'll be twice as terrible as she already is. Also who will treat all these peeps? Self care?


Yeah, he's probably never coming back anyway.


Hayden passed out and had a fever dream about losing all her street cred, changing her name to Mildred, and working as a bingo hostess.


Hayden: Oh, it was just a dream. My real life is worse LOL!


Hayden: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH-GASP-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA


Doktor von Schmertzenburger: Ziz iz deprezz.


Meanwhile, Irene and Frank were cooling down(?) their fevers with a nice outdoor winter wedding.


Aww, this is so darkly romantic.


Wait, who's this stinky guy? They didn't invite him.


It was time for Frank to release the beast inside of him. Don't worry, his inner beast is just a border collie.


Then Frank passed it on to someone else. Who is that? It can't be Eric, and Jefferson wears blue. It has to be Payton.


Jillian: I wonder if we could get the whole wolfpack of you registered as therapy dogs? I mean, most of you have medical knowledge, and are dogs of a sort. Dogs who treat people.


Matty was looking a bit different, suddenly.


Vera: I saw a docomentary about this. He's got a lost twin baby in his stomach. It has started growing and wants to come out. You need to remove it surgically and safely, else they both die!

Jefferson: That's highly unlikely, Mrs Branigan. I've gone through Matthew's medical records multiple times, including your pregnancy with him. At no point were you expecting twins.


Vera: Well, the other one was inside him. You wouldn't see that on an ultrasound.

Jefferson: We've taken many x-rays of his body. There's nothing in him that shouldn't be there, and nothing that looks like a twin.

Vera: Will you please do some actual surgery and look inside him??????????!

Jefferson: Mrs Branigan, the boy is just chubby! The Collinses feed the hospital too much!

Vera: How can he be, when he's dying from multiple undiagnosed and untreated illnessesses?! I'll take him to another hospital.

Jefferson: We're the only one. The other one got closed down because of the exotic lizard infestation. You're stuck with us, and we'll get to the bottom of what or who is making Matthew suffer these symptomes.

Vera: Start with my brother-in-law.


Maggie: RIP ERIIIIIIIIIIIIC!


Jefferson: I MIIIIIIISS EEEERIC!

Irene: There's a child in here. She shouldn't see this!

Hayden: It's just Iris Collins, she's seen things. Including the Grim Reaper a few times before.

Iris: Yeah, he's the guy who took my Dad away to a better home.

RIP LEGOLAS!


GRIM RIPPER: FRANK. YOU'RE THE KINDEST AND PUREST SOUL IN HERE. AND THAT KIND OF SAYS A LOT. CAN YOU FEEL ERIC CALLING TO YOU?

Frank: Not really. I think he wants out of here as much as the rest.


GRIM REAPER: THEN HE IS COMING WITH ME TO THE LUAU PARTY AT RAIBOW BRIDGE.

Frank: Oh please don't! Someone probably loves him.

GRUM RAPPER: DO YOU WANT HIM TO SUFFER?

Frank: ....no.

Hayden: Well, at least he didn't expire in the middle of the night, when the children were sleeping in here.


Hospital Message Com: Eric Becker is ded.

Vickie: He's free now, he suffered so much.


Here he lies, in peace.


Virginia: You're not gonna die from having a twin, so you gotta do your homework. Mkay?

Matthew: *sigh*


Aylatani: It's so good to see you, darling. I'll come and visit you next week. Dad will try to get some time off as well.

Iris: I can't wait until we move to the Medieval village.

Virginia: Yeh me2.


Iris sneakily spent the night in Aylatani's room. They don't really allow kids to live in the hospital if they're not sick, except Virginia since she's doing research. And she helps out a lot, and they're short staffed.


The funky living room magic suddenly started working for Jefferson.


He confessed his innermost feels to Jillian.


And she could feel them too.


Jefferson: In the cold bricks of this hospital we have each other.

Jillian: Oh Emery!

Jefferson: Oh Dr Haines!


They loved each other.


*smooooch*


Jefferson: JILLIAN?? WILL YOU MARRY ME???? DO YOU TAKE ME TO BE YOUR HUSBAND FOR BETTER OR WORSE AND ALL THE SICKNESS IN THE HOPSITAL?


Jilliam: I DO!!!!!


Jefferson: Then we are happy.


Irish messed out on all the romance happening in the same room, because she was reading about Polybius.

Iris: I wonder if it'll be the 80s when we come back, or if we'll go to wherever we lived before we went Victorian. If we come back and it's the 80s, I kinda wanna see someone play Polybius. Will I get the symptoms just from watching it? Maybe it'll be okay if I just watch it once, and then never go back. And I could let them examine me for science, and then the nightmares and headaches may be worth it.


Jillian: With this ring I thee wed.

Jefferson: I do.


Jefferson: I got promoted to be her husband!

Aylatani: Julian, do you think there may be Vengeful Ghosts in this hospital? I mean, someone must have died because of malpractice by one of the doctors who got fired, or from lack of attention because you're short staffed since you had to fire five doctors.

Jillian: It's not scientific to believe in ghosts, but I think if anyone haunts the Krankenhaus it's the late Chief of Staff who died in the outbreak of jungle brain fever. It was before y'all got admitted. That's why we don't have anyone really running the place. Howevz, we're hiring a new boss after New Years. She's apparently very qualified. And she'll be finding us more staff.


Maggie: I just wanna know who I am! Maybe I don't even care where I come from, as long as it's away from here and all the mismanagement.


Iris: Oh yeah, we're stealing you. They can get themselves a new therapy dog, there are enough puppers who need homes.


Yeah, the hospital really isn't managed much.


The sight of the Repo Man brought on a meltdown for Aylatani, who had terrible memories of how he stole her stuff when she lived in a deserted field with Phil.

(If you haven't read the beginning of this story, you really oughtta. The picture quality isn't supreme at first, but it's all quality story telling.)


Aylatani: I'm so tired of people watching me pee, and having to clean the bathrooms like I'm a maid, and cook for everyone, plus working full time at a restaurant. Like, do you KNOW how high-stress a restaurant is?! And now I have to be a nurse too, because all the staff is sick with infectuous diseases they can't share with patients?! I'VE HAD IT!


Aylatani: I WANT MY FACE BACK!


Aylatani: I WANT IT BACK! I WANT IT BACK!! I WANT IT BACK! I WANT IT BACK! I WANT IT BACK!


Aylatani: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOW!


The Repo Man pilfered Irene's lamp.


And a folk art side board in Jefferson's room. The married couples kinda should move in together, because they still live in dorms.


Maggie found Pea-Jeff scrolling the forbidden pirate net, searching for her criminal records. It was very rude.

He shouldn't be out of containment, because no one knew how the spider infection started, but Frank said that the room he was kept in would've been considered torture for a gorilla, so they couldn't just keep a human in there with no outside privileges. Irene said that gorillas are intelligent, and Frank pointed out that it's because they usually don't have spiders in their brain, so Peter Jeff couldn't help it.


Frank and Phil visited Eric's grave.

Phil: He was a real ba§t@rd, but he deserved better than this.

Frank: Why couldn't it been Vera instead. Then her kids would be safe.


Vera was not liking being on the receiving end of patientience, or whatever the word for the condition of being a patient is.

Vera: Hurry up and fix that tub! All my bones and muscles ache, and I need a hot bath.

"Vickie:" I'm doing my best (not to hit you with the spanner).


Vera: MY FEVER BURNS WITH THE HATRED FOR YOUR FATHER!


Jillian suggested Matty should try some jazzersize to get rid of that bothersome "twin."


It's nice that Iris and Virginia get along, because they'll be village-mates.


They need to be a lot more social when they get out! All the secrecy of banned research isolates you. :( Not that I would know anything about that, of course! My Dad doesn't do any

Nevermind.


Matty: Hooray, the twin is gone! It was just a food baby. Phil's a much better cook than Mom, LOL!


Frank: Peter Jeff, I'm too hungry to deal with your bullsheet right now! Either you're nice to Maggie, or you go back in your animal cruelty cage!


Hi there, Chaz Dimwit!


Hayden: I need more knowledge and literacy.

Phil: You can join our mission.

Virginia: I don't think we can take her away. She's one of the most high-functioning members of staff.


Aylatani trained Blenda to not pee on the floor, because in the Medieval era there was a lot of plague they didn't want.

Also, she shouldn't do that in a hospital with people who are allergic to dogpee and everything.


Iris took Matty out to build snowmen and forget about his mother for a while.


Matty: This is me, when I grow up. Imma be a great outdoorsperson.


Keely Duckliing: Grrrrr. It's cold.

Matty: And I wanna be a wolfman, like Phil and Irene and Frank. And that girl.


Ambrosia: I'm a new stray cat with a stupid name. Are you the family that adopts us?

Iris: Yeh! You can become a therapy cat at the hospital, or a time-travel pet.

Ambrosia: I'll think about which one I wanna be. Do you have food?


Matty: COFF COFF it's done! :D


Iris felt her reset coming on. You probably remember that she drastically smallified in the Christmas episode. (Dude my dudes, I really need to get the chapters out more often again!) Feeling childhood within reach made Iris appreciate small things that children enjoy.


Iris: Maybe don't lie on that bench in the snow, if you have a cold. Your mom would kill someone. If you're tired you should probably go to bed, it's night anyway.

Matty: It's Saturday, and you sound like a big sister!

Irish: Go to bed now, kid.


Iris could sleep on the bench, because she had the gothic winter in her blood.


Phil and his youngest daughter were getting some exercise in the snow. :D


The next morning, Virginia got her Gold Farming Badge.

And that's all for now! We're all caught up. Next time we see the peeps at the hospital it's 1979, and they'll get management! I bet they look forward to it!


TTYSuddenly, and Narrator OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUTT!