TigerAnne Does Questionable Things to Sims.

HhhhhhhhhhhhIiiii my peeps! OMGOSH it's finally summer and schools outttttt. At least mine is. It was a terrible! school year. The whole curriculum was new, and instead of having had like five years to learn it, it had exactly two semesters. I guess that levels the playing field and puts me equal to my classmates again, but MEH! I worked twice as hard for less perfect grades. At least I'm not the D+ queen I used to be, before the time warp.

Yes, I'm still 15, thanks for asking.

Anywhoooo, let's talk about Aylatani's life!


( She's still 19, like 400 years on. I wish I could be 19 instead. )

LOL my peepz, life's just been craycray! Remember like long, long time ago I told you that Dad thought the disused field at the back of our property could actually be a forgotten cemetery? Wellll, the thought of it creeped Jolene out so much she contacted the city office people, and asked if it was possible. At the city management they were like "OH. That's the location of the lost Grieving Pines Cemetery, then." And so they came with diggers and stuff and unearthed all the earthly remains. It was really creepy. The coffins were all metal and stuff, and mostly super-intact. Apparently some had glass windows in the lid and all! I didn't see them close up, because Raelynn = wimp, and rando civilians weren't allowed into the dig space anyway. We watched from the window in the attic, that was enough. I hope the souls are still sleeping soundly, now that they've been reinterred in our modern day graveyard. It would be terrible if they all decided to haunt the nearest house, which is were my family lives.

Also school. Happened. >:(

Oh, and did you guys hear what happened with MK'la? In case you haven't, basically they discovered that the whole site her neighbourhood was on was right over this enormous cavern that can turn into a sinkhole in a million years or in two seconds. And if it collapses, a huge cloud of gas will elope and kill all living things within an fourteen mile radius. So now they're all moving outta dodge, and MK'la's holed up in a hotel somewhere in the mountains, where people are riding horses and playing v loud music at night. No, she's not getting out of school, and has to do like quadruple amounts of homework to stay relevant. It sucks all around.


( So now: Let's see if the Starblooms are still suffering! :D )

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII PEEEEEEEEPZ this is Narrator! :D Guess what! The Starblooms are back! There's a recap of what's going on behind the cut!

( WHERE'S AYLATANI'S FACE????+? )

ZOMGOODNESS! They're back!?? That's terrible! This unexpected update needs a little Content Warning, which will probably be the only serious thing said in this post. There are scenes set in a hospital in this chapter. I know this is pretty bad timing for that, so if it bothers you, just don't read this right now. I'll completely understand. The Travecy is meant to be lighthearted dumb fun, not to upset anyone. The "plot" of this new arc was planned a long time ago, and that I've gotten around to posting it now is just coincidental. I should probably also add that you may not want to eat, while reading this. You'll see why towards the end of the chapter.

Additional CW: Mild gore (no blood or real injury, just icky stuff) and implied facial disfigurement.

The Narrator is a-GOOOOO!

( Where in Time is Aylatani Starbloom now????! )

Wow, we're really getting up in the generations here. :) I don't know how many have had time to read 5.4 yet, since it was posted pretty late last night, but I'm including a summary of it for the benefit of future readers. It's under the cut, for spoilerz.

( I would duct-tape a cushion to your forehead, if I were you. )

Hiiiiiii this is Barrator! Sssh don't tell anyone, but I'm drunk for the first time! I stole two cans of hard cider from my brother, LOL! DON't Do that if you're reading this story, because I'm a very bad role model you shouldn't be as. At least I did it at home.

Lats time on hhe Nightinwolvex, Lily is a teenager now, and is in love with Sean McAvoy. She's going to try saving him from his family. Kevin and Logan are adults now, and Logan is even crazier than Ryan. So that only leaves Kevin to continue the good fight. And Luly, if course!

Lily still belongs to alittlestrange.

( Oh Maikana! )

Hiiiii! This is Narraelynn, and I'm about to tell you the next chapter of the dramatic and shocking story of the Nightinwolves. Liranda and Tallie are still evil, so don't trust anything they say!

( Things are very mysterious. )

Hi there! Is everyone having a tolerable holiday season? Before you start reading this particular update, I need to give a little warning: It contains mention of pretty serious child abuse, and not in a sensitive manner. There's also medical details of pregnancy and childbirth, as well as the regularly scheduled bastardness and failure to be a decent human.

"Duckman Junior" is played by the one and only Beau Duckling, belonging to alittlestrange.

For the record, “Draco in Leather Pants” is a trope that refers to turning a villain into a sympathetic character, excusing their behaviour, and letting them become an object of desire to the protagonist. It's named after Draco Malfoy, who's the character most predisposed to this, and the leather pants he wore in My Immortal.

( He's wearing a leather vest here, at least. )

This time it really IS 4.7! :D

Last time around, the twins and Renesmee declared each other eternal enemies, over the whole Jacob-fiasco. Ryan, who's currently in the Asylum, being treated for his various mental abnormalities, came back to visit. Iris finally got a glimpse of life at a normal school. It wasn't really a very exiting update.

This update is hopefully back to good, old ethically questionable form. For goodness snake, people, don't take this too seriously. And don't dress like T'anamika! I now hand the reigns over to Narrator, who will bring us the story of what happened next.

( Please, don't try any of this at home! )