The Starbloom Travecy - Generation 5.3!

[tigeranne]

Narrator & TigerAnne are getting ready to bring you another update of The Worst Legacy Ever Wroten!



T'anamika, Nerniya, Adana, Riana and Iris have been living with Dumbledore for a while. Last time, the younger twins were newly made adults, and hit the town. T'anamika met Buck again, and she fell for him as he elaborated on his tragic childhood, and how it's the cause of his unstable personality. She took him home and had sex with him, with the predictable result that she got knocked up. They married in a beautiful ceremony in the backyard, where Ginger Elfman told Ryan that he knows the future, but spoilers. T'ana gave birth to a very pretty girl she named (or rather, Narrator did) Aamilei.

Nerniya decided that Weedy's son Bertie, who she calls Orca, was the one for her. Draco and Ginny hated each other because of stuff they had forgotten. Harry slept in lots of beds that weren't his (so kind of like fanfic). MacGonagall discovered that Adana was keeping Ryan's x-rays in her diary, and threatened to give Adana house-arrest. Adana spent the rest of the update convincing everyone that she only loves Ethan, in a romantic way. Ethan, who can speak tolerable English by now, explained that Diaper Man is actually some sort of by-product of all the immaturity that's spilled out of Bella Swan. Wolfman Junior made Edward pee his pants, and everyone packed their bags for the Victorian Century.

And now, Narrator can bring us to the action!


Hi, I'm the Narrator! This is Cindie. She was waiting at home by her magic crystal ball, because she was waiting for someone she loved and had missed a long time.


Ryan: Darling I'm, home! I've missed you a lot, but everything will be better now!

Cindie: I've missed you two, husband.

BTW, I was watching Skippy the Bush Kangaroo with Tameron, and she got all mad and said that Skippy was a wallaby, and that the show was teaching kids to be stupid. I told her I thought it was her being stupid over something as antisocial as being mad about zoological details when we were watching feel-good nostalgia, and she said that if I thought so then that did tell her something. But she didn't want to say what it told her. So Tameron is mad with me right now.


Dumbledore came home with Alice to watch the launching of Phil's rocket.


Phil: We're back in time! I can feel it because my beard has grown back into my face.

I dunno what happened to his beard?


Alice: Bye anyone!


They found the house where Laurelin lived. Adana was reunited with Ethan, and now they were both free and happy. Look their matching sweaters are cute!


Lots of people are going to be living in the house. It was very convenient that Laurelin found a big mansion for sale, because nobody wanted it because of a murder or something.


Nernia couldn't wear leather pants in such a Victorian time, so she had to put on a frilly dress that covered all of her neck.


Here is Aamilei. She's sooo pretty! When she grows up she'll probably be at least as pretty as Iris!


Phil made English miffuns, because in those times people were very British.


Mr Humple came with his computer. He had thought of a new market. If he was the first in the world to sell computers, then he wouldn't have competition. But now there wasn't any softwear invented. x( So the computer didn't work.


Aylatani used Future Sience to make medicine for Aamiley, because in the olden days kids didn't get their shots, because everyone was anti-vaccers. They thought evil air made people sick.


Aamilei learned very fast. She was a talented child.


Their house was quaintly decorated in a style that befitted the vintage times into wich they found themselves transported. Laurelin felt joy at finally living with a loving family, who were not her evil (and Aylatani's) family.


It was most sincerely important that children were housebroken early, because little was known about the grave danger caused by micro-organists.


Phil: Ruana, you have to come home and change. They do death penalty for violating the gender norms here.

My classmate Verity says that someone named Pat Riarchy killed Jane Austen, because she was a strong woman, but on Wikipedia it says she wasn't murdered.


Riana had to be a goth again, before she could have a new oold dress made, and she had to grow her hair long again.


T'ana: I'm so happy we're here and are going to be fighting for an important cause. Your horrible mother isn't here, and Bella isn't here! The air is so fresh and clean!


They grabbed each other and started sucking face, and... How would Jane Austen describe to young lovers kissing passionately on a bed?


"They experienced their marital bliss." ???


Riana: I want to get married to William, so we can be upstanding citizens. But I need a white dress.


Adana: I wish Mom would buy me new clothes, because this is Renesmee's dress. It's the only thing that fits because I'm short!


Duckman Junior has an inner light. It shines to lead him to justice and glory. But I don't know why it's in the middle of his face?


Aamilei slept in the kitchen, because that was the warmest place for babies in cold houses from the old times. Poor babies who had to wear corsets.


Back then it was very popular to hold seances to talk to ghosts and spirits, but the Starblooms are smart enough not to mess with that. But they had prediction meetings with the dominoes.


This is Adana and Ethan's bed, but Iris and Nerniya slept in it because they had 150 years of jetlag, and it was just so comfy.


But Adana kindly tossed them out, and wrapped her beloved up in a loving embrace. <3 It was the first time Ethan slept all night with someone who loved him, because when they had dated earlier he always had to go home.


They greated the jolly sunrise by kissing profoundly and vehemently.


Then she put on Renesmeme's dress and went to work. In 1840 they didn't have video games she could design, so she designed board games. Fun for the hole family!


Aamily was such a beauteous child, with an air of kindlyness and felicity.

She's got one nice-point.

Don't interrupt me now, TigerAnne! I'm getting into my inner Austen! The child's coffee-tinted eyes held a countenance of melancholy playfulness, and her tiny rosebud mouth curved up into a contemplative smile. Her ardent hair contrasted with her copper skin, creating an impression of an exotic flower, hailing from lands so far and alien that their names could scarcely be spoken.

Are you sure that's even Austen's style?

It's my style! Please to stop interrupting the passage of narration!


The twins were pursuing dignified daytime activities, like learning to play billiards. This ancient game, which is said to have been a great favourite of Mary the Queen of Scots, strongly resembles pool, but bears a much less proletarian name.

You know, I'm starting to miss the days when you couldn't type a four-letter word.

You're just jealous of my immence provess.


Oh no! I made Riana flirt with Ethan, because I forgot who was who of the twins! D: Maybe I need to dye Riana's hair again.


He got very angry, because in such a time and place it was most easy to get a bad reputation.


And it was a disgrace how he had attained such vile habits while reciding in the bedlam house.

Riana: Bugger off!


T'ana: Maybe if we murder your Headmaster's Great-Grandfather, he won't have been born when we get back home?! :D

Iris: Murder is against the law.


Aylatani thought her lawfully wedded spouse looked veritably desirable in his newly acquired fashionable garb.


The called a horse-taxi to go to town and stroll around.


Aylatani was supposed to babysit Aamilei, but she came along anyway. I guess since children grew up faster back then, babies were pretty good at looking after themselves for the night. That, and all the corsets restricted them from getting out of bed.


Chicken Man is a Time Agent too?


Nerniya: It's so difficult to get out of a horse-drawn carriage in such a long and modest gown!

You can't see the horse. It's outside the picture.


Nerniya: Maybe there is a circus in town?


Chicken Man: Nice to see a familiar face from home. My true identity is not known to people here. I play a living canon-ball at the circus, and go by the name of The Horrible Penguin Man.


T'anamike: There must be such an abundance of ghosts here. I'm scared.

Ethan: But people here are more tolerant of ectoplasmic residue, so ghosts do not feel as antagonized as they do at home. And I will teach you all to talk Victorishly, so you can communnicate with both living and now deceased Londoners.


T'ana: You are a real asset to our expedition.

Buck saw his beloved beaming graciously at another man, and his frayed self esteem took an atomic hit. The gnarly images of his decomposed father and brother - whose head was upside down - in the darkness of the closet, swum before his inner eyes, and he heard his mother's shrieking voice tell him he was ugly and that nobody would ever love him. How could a hideous toad such as himself compare to a distinguished and eloquent gentleman like Ethan? :'(


Rianna spied that Ben and Alice were visiting.


Poor T'Anamika. :( Ever she was in love with Edward, since her taste in guys is not to be reliable anymore.


T'ana: How do you hold the ball with no fingers?

Chicken Man: Don't be rude just because we live before political correctness is invented! >:(


He was very bad at bowling.


All the self-deprication and insecurity made Buck jealoys, and he decided it was all Ethan's fault for being so perfect.


It felt good to see Ethan cry.


Ben: It's like Liranda and Mom (Aylatani). We don't want this traumatic experience again. If you can't control your husband around people, you'll have to rehome him to someone who can!


Double date, LOL! They have the same jacket, so it looks like Ben's arm is holding T'aaa's leg and has a tan hand. x) At least it doesn't look like anyone's naked, like in the pictures my brother looks at from Cracked. Because then the Victorian Poilce would arrest them for indecent explosure.


If only T'ana's love was enough to make Buck forget his traumatic past. D:


Why was Ethan being mean to him, too? :( Theyu're nice boys who shouldn't hate each other.


Aylatani: Stop crying, you started it! I've been beaten up by my own children who I gave bloody and agonizing births to in the snow, and who I raised in minus twenty Celsios (That's like -4F, but 20 sounds more and they're in England) on a naked lawn, and they're so ungrateful for everything I've done for them!


Everyone had to go home because Aylatani wanted a bath.


Adana: Dumbledore, please stop the violince.

He made Buck forget that he knew Adana and Ethan. Wolfman Junior comes home with Adana every night, so they're counting him in for supper.

(It's Beau Duckling, from alittlestrange's Prettacy. For some reason, he prefers spending the evenings with this horrible family, instead of his own loving relatives. I hope it's for Science!)


Aylatani peed herself before she got to the toilet. x( They promised not to tell Liranda and the Nightinwolves.


Buck: There's something on your dress.


He didn't poke her boob, but he stabbed her in the eye with his finger, which is almost as bad! If T'ana couldn't learn to dicipline him properly, Phil would have to get his axe, even if he wasn't a murderer anymore.


Then he tried to be nice and make food.


It would be very sad to kill Buck, because he's actually a good person, and Phil shouldn't have to be a murderer again, now that he's turned his leaf over. But he couldn't make life nasty for loved ones, so they did what people used to do in the times they lived in, and put him in the attick. He would have to be their dark, terrible secret.


Only T'ana had the key. She dropped by to feed him every day.


T'ana: Now I know how it feels to have to be apart from the one I love.


They had to tell Aamilei that her Dad was very sick and had to go away. When she grew up she wouldn't remember him, but that was for the best. Most of the children in the family had lost their Dads. Phil ran away, Garrett died, Legolas died, Falcon couldn't see his children while they were small, and Ryan went crazy and was put away.


T'ana: Some days, Mommy has to go visit some friends who live far away and are very sick, but always remember that I love you very much and will come back to you!


Ethan was very good at being a husband, even if he and Adana weren't marride yet.


Nerniya: Oh, the bright lights. I'm getting a prophecy.


Buck was happy living alone, because he was used to it, and there were no dead corpses of his family in the attick.


T'ana came to visit him a lot. Being apart made the bond between them stronger. She showed him pictures and videos of Aamilei, because she still had her smart-phone. (But it had no conniption anymore.)


T'ana: You're not disobedient or unsocialized. I don't understand why you're so people-aggressive? Maybe you have distemper?


A bald ginger came to interview them for TV about what they knew about the origins of Diaper Man. But he didn't exist yet? Because Bella wasn't even born until 150 years later! But Edward was born. Crap.


Ethan was so sad about not having children, that he bought a sack of flour at the grocer's and called it "Little Timmy." It was almost as sad as Ryan.


Adana came walking into the kitchen wearing Reneesme's dress, and saw the tragic scene unfold. She knew she had to do something, but she couldn't have a banby!


Instad she gave Ethan a kitten.


Aamilei grew up. It was almost sad. :')


Oops, they forgot to pack kids' clothing!


She's so beautiful. How much tragic love she will possibly know!


T'ana is very beautiful, too! I know that TigerAnne said that she wasn't pretty, but that's just because she's jealous that all her Sims are deformed!

AHEM! I seem to remember that it was me who bred Alice into existance.

She would have been prettier if Adana had been her mother, and not Lorla. But whatever, because Adana took the drug that froze her in time, so she can't have a baby just like Rosa Lee.


I'm making the pictures smaller, because I read somewhere that looking at too big pictures can make you stop seeing details.


Riana got a pretty dress, and she was discussing cooking with Nerniya.


Pizza wasn't imported yet, so they had to make food with vegetables.


Little Timmy got a nice bed.


This is little Timmy.


T'ana: Baby, our daughter is so beautiful. I want to have another child with you, so I can keep a part of you with me while I'm pregnant, and look at it later and think of you.

Buck: But what if it's deformed?

T'ana: Then I will llove it the same.

Buck: But what if it suffers?

T'ana: I won't let anyone be mean to it.


Look how beautiful Adana looked in a new dress!


This is just Duckman Junior becoming a Wolfman. He doesn't have a time machine, he flies through space in his jumpsuit.


Nerniya: We could write all the films and books that are famous, before they're written by other people, and then we'll be very famous!

WJ (for short): Maybe the people who wrote them also did that.


T'ana: My daughter is so beautiful. So innocent. I don't want her to be traumatized by her father, as I was of mine.


Aamilei: Mother, you are home! May I inquire about the well-being of your friends? (She's very polite.)

T'ana: They are very well, and were happy to see me. Goodnight, my darling, and sleep soundly.


T'ana: How would you like to have a little sister?

Aamileu: I would love that, mother!


T'ana: I've seen in the dominoes that I will have a little girl soon.

(Aami hasn't had sex-ed, so she doesn't understand what T'ana has done to have a baby, and she's forgot about her Dad, :( and doesn't think you have one.)


Ethan: The symbols are supposed to speak to you, and you listen with your eyes.


Ethan: I think we need a Rosita stone.


T'ana: Just because I have another chidl, it doesn't mean you're not the chosen one, and I will love you both the same.


Aamilieu got a pretty dress and started school She was very sad about going, because Mrs. Swiller's Grandmother was even stricter than she.


Laurelin had never had a pet before. :'(


I think they could go to jail for that of the police knew.


T'ana: What do you mean "The true face will be revealed?" Who is this? Why do you have our number, 175 years ago?

*click*


Look at theor pretty dresses! But why is Adana shock?


She's looking at the Victorian car, LOL!


In the 19th Century, Captain Heros wore pretty ballgowns if they were women.


Riana: Byyeeee, Adanaaaa! See yoouuu toniiight!


It was Ben and Alice again. They have a time-gate Phil made for them.


NO WOLFMAN JUNIOR! DON'T PERV ON LORRY YOU HAVE A BEAUTIGUL WIFE WHO LOVES YOU!


AND DON'T ON NERNIYA. YOU'RE HAPPY MARRIED AND A GOOD EXAMPLE TO THE REST OF US! D:


Kids in the past eat more fish and vegetables.


T'ana: Oh no I'm pregnant, I'm wearing pants! It's illegal!


Wolfman shouldn't come over so much because the Starblloms corrupt him because they know so much about the world's corruption.


T'ana: I have to hide in the house because they can't see me in pants! Then I will tell everyone that I'm a widow, and that my husband died sadly before my baby was bourn. I'm sad enough about being without him that it won't look like I'm lying. I won't say "widow," just "lost my husband," because its true.


Maybe Aamiley could be an inventor. At this time there was lots of things that could be invented.


Wolfman J likes animals. He thinks they're smarter than people.

No wonder, considering who he's been hanging with lately.


Phil's not attracted to his descendent.


When Iris played with Aami it reminded her of when she raised Renesmee and thought she was her sister. She was scared of losing Aami to evil the same way.


Phil: THIS IS THE PROPHECY?!?!?! OH NO IT'S SHOCKLINGLY TERRIBUL!


Aylatani: It's weird to kiss him with no beard. I hope it grows out again.


Laurelin: I'm happy for you two. Now I miss my love even if he's ugly.


Aylatani: Phil, you're so hot in a robe.


Buck learned to make toys for the poor children. Then he could do something good in life.


T'ani was lonely during her circumstances, so Riana kept her company while she slept. TigerAnne says the curtains were a bad coice.


Harold: Isn't it suspicious that TV interviewd you, when IT'S NOT INVENTED?

Iris: I hadn't thought of that.


Iris: The media people must have been time agents. I wonder what they want.


Many Victorian couples were happy and loving, my teacher says. Mr. Dungholm used to say love was discovered in the 70s, and before that it wasn't love but just a duty people had to obey their blood relatives. I think he must have come from a pretty sad family.


Aylatani got a new dress, because she's in a happy marriage, and not a widow. She shouldn't wear black like she's sad.


Riana: When are you going to invent video games?

Adana: I need to invent a TV first, and I don't know how you make those.

Aamilei doesn't know where the family comes from, so she didn't understand what they were talking about. It's for her own safety. She thinks they're foreign and have escaped from a great danger.


Riana: That creepy voice called again. It said something about the right bearer of a name.


The baby was getting bigger all the time.


Buck made many pet planks.


T'ana spent the night with Buck, so her baby could sleep safely with both of its parents.


Riana and Adana were still tomboys.


Phil: This is Chinese?


aDAna: Morning always comes too soon when I'm with you, my love.


T'ana: I'm so happy to wake up with my husband.


She had to leave him, so she could be home before Aami woke up. It was heartache.


Aami was a good Victorian child and liked housework.


The pet planks kept Buck happy. This one represented his murdered little brother Ambrose.


Little Timmy grew up!


Buck: I'm glad we didn't grew up puritan.


T'ana: I'm staying here until the baby's born so Aami doesn't get scared.


Nerniya: Your Mom's gone to get the baby. You have to be very nice to it.


Aami: Does it come from the sick family?

Nerniya: No, she grew it in a flower-pot. :) PS, she's on a diet, so please remember to say she's got slim.


Aylatani and Phil: This baby will be special!


Look! She's got Aylatani's eyes! The baby is the CHOSEN ONE! And her name is Andrina. But Aamilei is Hwir!


She's so perfect. Both parents were in awe.


Buck: I will be a better man, so I can watch this child grow up.


Then he went to the bathroom, and T'ana sadly sneaked out the door with her babby.


T'ana: Look how beautiful my baby is! Her head is on right and all!

Adana: She's got Mom's eyes!


Andrina would grow up in a loving family, and they all promised to protect her from the dangers and enemies.


Buck: Dear Diary, I'm a proud father! I will be a better person, and T'ana promised she'll let me out of I promise not to bert up Adana or Ethan.


Why was a stranger in weird clothes, and wearing a hairstyle he had stolen from another culture pretending to steal their newspaper?


Adana: I like watching you shower. :D

Ethan: Your turn next. :D


Buck made a new plank. It resembled his Dad, who had big glasses and a mustache.



Laurelin: The baby can sleep with her eyes open. She's spexial.


Aamilei liked to play with her dollhouse. She liked to pretend that a boy called Martin suffered all sorts of terrible suffering and pain, and that the family had to take sides about whose fault it was that all these terrible things happened to Martin. Then he died in horroble ways, and the family cried and cried. >:) They were enemies for 10 years, before they patched things up, and had Martin born all over again.

There IS no other way to play house! That there would have made a good spin-off.


Ethan likes Aylatani? O_o


Cindrana came to visit, and Nerniya promised there would be no more violins towards Jonathan.


Look how much Andrina looks like her Mom! But she's got smaller eyes, and TigerAnne said she'll be even prettier than T'ana. Or actually, she just said “she'll be prettier than T'ana.”


The family had to keep many secrets, because they had to train Aamilei to live in a place that was much more perverted, when they had done their Victorian mission. So she had to get used to inappropriate behaviour in the safety of her home, so she wouldn't get a xhock.


Buck came home. He could watch his children play, for hours and hours.


Adriana got a nice dress. She's not gothic, but that's okay.


Riana: What if Willian has forgotten what I look like?


William: You're just as beautiful as you were in Dumbledore's house, 5 years ago.

Riana: Please stay here. Victorians live way too many people in their houses, anyway.


Aamilei: Why are you wearing much less clothes?

William: We're playing that we're at the beach.

Aamilei: What's a beach?


Buck was very happy that one of the children looked like him, and the other looked like his beloved. But Andrina looks a bit like him, too. I hope he won't play favourites.


Dumbledore came by to fix Buck's head again. This time he planted a false memory (from a pensieve) about Buck and Adana being friends.


Nerniya fell inl ove with Orca outside a factory.


Then they got inganged.


And then they got marrige.


The maths-teacher Garth came to be MAD because Orca had left the house, and that was against his family rules.


Adana: I'm Adana, and lots of guys are in love with me.

She was trying to distract him.


Garth: But you see, my mobster honour dictates that I must savagely beat him up for leaving the family company!


Garth: Now we're enemies 5EVER!


Nerniya: Please leave and stop violating my husband.

Garth: Nice to meet you.

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Oh boy... Nobody knows what will happen next, because it's the MacAvoys turn for some love now. But the 19th Century adventure continues, there will be some new characters, and probably lots of drama-llama-ding-dong. Narrator is already planning all the ways Martin can suffer, but that's for another update.