Soooo, here it is. Savanna's greatest hit. I wrote this as an entry to a badfic contest at the Twilight Sucks forum, after realising "her" first story wasn't bad enough!
If you're writing what you're hoping is a breath-taking, heart-rending romance... you do not name your romantic hero Stephen Morrisey. Also, blonde hair and a deep sun-tan is not really indicative of mostly Irish heritage. Sorz.