TigerAnne Does Questionable Things to Sims.

HIIiii!? I'm still the Narrator and I tell you a tragic story about life after the apockalypse. But even if it is tragic,, it is a story about hope and dreams.

TigerAnne says I have to do a summary of what happened last time, because some of you could have memory loss like Edgar. Horaze, Toadstool and Sprocket moved away from their ancestral homestead, because Turnip hates Horace. And Horace hates Turnip. Sprocket got his dreams come true when he met Dani, because she's gothic and actually thought he was hot and sensitive. Their first date was really sad :( :( :( becayse Horace got hit by light and died, but Sprocket knew the differene between his soul and candy paper, so GRIM REAPER let them take him back. Dain thought Sproxet was a romantic hero, so now they are married with babies. Toadstool has married a rando called Stan and she's prenglant with a babu too.

Warnings: Literally Hitler, the Meat-slab Dress, pagans and discussions about CC that should never exist.

( Now we meet their new neighbours soon. )

Edgar and family are back, to suffer some more for your entertainment. :D Last time, the kids were all picking fights with each other. Bolton temporarily became a boy, much to the distress of her twin sister, who was left as the only girl in this post-apocalyptic country. Aylatani mentally scarred Horace, repeatedly. The parentals were compelled to go to an abandoned camp-site, where they met several mysterious individuals who spoke in vague predictions. Legolas the gothic Elf became the neighbourhood spy-object. All the kids became teenagers, and Horace & Sprocket made some lame attempts at flirting up girls. Horace also discovered that his true identity is Shrek.

( And now it gets really ugly. )

SURPRISE! :D

First off, don't worry. The Magpies are coming. I haven't abandoned them! Buuuut, you see, I needed someone really ugly for the next generation to marry, so I told Narrator that she could go ahead and start her prettacy. That way, we'll get to know the person marrying into the Magpies a bit, beforehand. Anyone who's not an heir, will be extracted and put into the Magpies' hood as eligible candidates. :)

So without further ado... Narrator, please tell us what happened.

( They were so ugly I got sad. :( )