The Edgarcy Cousins!!!!11! Chapter 2!!!!!
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tigeranne
HIIiii!? I'm still the Narrator and I tell you a tragic story about life after the apockalypse. But even if it is tragic,, it is a story about hope and dreams.
TigerAnne says I have to do a summary of what happened last time, because some of you could have memory loss like Edgar. Horaze, Toadstool and Sprocket moved away from their ancestral homestead, because Turnip hates Horace. And Horace hates Turnip. Sprocket got his dreams come true when he met Dani, because she's gothic and actually thought he was hot and sensitive. Their first date was really sad :( :( :( becayse Horace got hit by light and died, but Sprocket knew the differene between his soul and candy paper, so GRIM REAPER let them take him back. Dain thought Sproxet was a romantic hero, so now they are married with babies. Toadstool has married a rando called Stan and she's prenglant with a babu too.
Warnings: Literally Hitler, the Meat-slab Dress, pagans and discussions about CC that should never exist.
Out on a lonely road in the pouring rain of a late September night, Salamandra was screaming in pain.
Salamandra: AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH HHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNHHHHHGGGGGGGGG.
Her son David: But Mom why did you get pregnant with octuplets on purpoise?
Salamandra: BECAUSE IT'S FOR SCIENCE AND WE NEED TO REPEOPLE THE WORLD!
Sharla: I don't like it when Mom has babies. What if she forgets I exist?
David: Oh no the first one is coming out now! Why do we have to watch when we could have learned it from Youtube and less awkward?
Salamandra: BECAUSE I'M THE ONLY TEACHER IN THE COUNTRY AND I WANT TO CONTROL MY CHILDREN'S INFORMATION HRRRRNNNNNNGGGGRRRRR!
Here are some of the babies. There are some more outside on the lawn.
Dora: There's something wrong with Tommy. :(
Ugly Peter: It's okay Mom, we just tryed the super-grow potion on him. We need to get the new babies to school right away, so Salamandra can get promotion to Head Mistress. Then she will be much more powerful over what children can learn.
This is Pearl.
This is Pauly.
The one who's not Pauly is Clement (Buck doesn't exist here).
And this is Precilla.
Sharla: If I play with all the new kids Mom will discover that I'm still here. :)
This is Dingo. It was TigerAnne's idea, so don't blame me!
I can't remember what this one is called! TigerAnne, what is that girl called?
That's gotta be Tippy.
That's Gilbert. TA came up with that name too. She said something to do with stupid characters she had when she was a kid.
Aaaand this is Lancelot. He looks a lot like Clement, so they can be twins.
Peter: We're giving them grow-potion from a big bottle now. :) They will be ready for school next week.
Meanwhile Sprocket was at home reading about marching bands and wondering if he was a good Dad. He wasn't.
Yay money!
Poor Dani, at least it's only one. Although when you have as many as Salamandra, they must just kind of fall out after a while. D:
It's a boy and they named him Bracken, since that's like a boy-fern. He was goathic.
Fern was in such misery they thought it was best to put her out of it.
But now she has to go to school. >:(
Toadstool: GRRRRRRR! STAAAAANLEEEEYYYYYY! I HAATE YOUUU!
But she forgot to hate him when she saw her baby. :) This is Thistle, because the fammily is called Bogweed so the children should have names of things that grow in bogs. It's all in the theme of newly growing flora, in a world that was empty and dead.
Toadstool had pictures of flowers on the walls, so the children would grow up learning what they looked like. At school, Salamandra would always try to tell them that the world had always been a wasteland, and that flowers and trees were just people's imagination, because they didn't like reality they way it was and retreated into fairlytales.
Horse discovered that his true love had always been Marie. She prefers the free life of a townie and doesn't want to settle down, and Horace was okay with that because he needed to focus on planning his REVENGE on Turnip.
But they still decided to put a ring on it, because freedom comes with responsibility my Mom always says when Jolene borrows the car and runs it out of gas on some forsaken side-road and Mom makes her pay back the tow-truck bill. Why can't she find a BF who lives a bit closer to town? Actually, no. We like the one she's dating now.
Maikana likes vodka no matter what reality she's in.
What? Did nothing happen at the House of Silent Despair? Because I think that was where Horace proposed. Okay, now he's home and talking to Ben. Remember Ben, who in the other reality (REED THE STARBLOOP TRAVECY!) is son of Aylatani (She was originally beautiful and looked like Laureling, but Edgar made a terrorist surgeon do plastic on her when she tried to be a pop-star) and Legolas (He died from a hair-storm), and is Iris' twin brother.
Never mind, that's not Ben. It's William, who is Riana's BF. In this world Riana is only a teenager, so I have made a new GF for him, who looks just like Riana, but is an adult.
I feel stupid now.
Fern learned childhood happiness by playing in the snow. She had nobody to teach her how to be a happy child, because none of the adults in the house had ever been one. :(
Now it was Bracken's birthday, and who would think he was two years old already he was only born 10 pictures ago. That means that every five of those last ten pictures tell us a whole year!
William looked criminally hot in only swimtrunks in the glacial fallout winter. He needs to meet his true love Donna (Who is an adult gothic Riana) soon, so someone can be the one to pervily feel him up. Even Horace's getting laid these days.
Dani was happy to have almost another sister-in-law to be her friend in a very cold and wintery world. The ZzzZzZzs are from Bracken. Either the cake was malfunctioning or he was lacking the maturity to grow up, so they put him under the snow to learn to be enduring in the rough life of wilderland children.
Stanley: Changed your mind yet, kid?
They need to be strict and practice tough love.
Fern: WHAT ABOUUUUUTTTT MEEEE?
Sproclet: You need to go to bed now. Screaming like a baby means your too tired.
Dani: It's YOUR fault that my daughter is ugly, because the man I love is ugly because of YOU!
Edgar: That it is no way to talk to a grandfather who has come to see his grandson get a real face! PS: Have you looked in the mirror, townie-face?
Edgar: I'm not ugly! No one is ugly, it's just an OPINION!
When people say that it's just an opinion that something is ugly or stupid or doesn't work or whatever, my Dad always says that it's just an opinon that Trump's hair looks stupid too, and then they either shut up or they get really angry and throw something at Dad and huff and puff out the door. PS: Dad actually thinks his hair does look stupid. Like, Dad's part bald too, he would never freak himself like that!
Fern: Grandpa, don't care about what Mom says. She and Dad are still traumatized that they got married.
Poor Fern, she heard her Mom say she was ugly. :(
Yeah, I'd be MAD too! Like I got when Mom said my hair looked like a porcupine that had died in the Chernobyl reactor. But she was even angrier. D:
It's a good thing we have music to channel our pain and angery.
Fern wanted to grow up and be a rebellious teenager, but Horace had a conspiracy theory that the cold temperature of atomic winter made children stop growing until spring. That was why Bracken was still a babvy.
Sprocket: Don't give us flu, Dad! We're already sick because it's always cold! Don't listen to Turnip when he says you should kill us because you're in the Army!
Now it was Thistle's turn to be bigger. He was sleeping in the snow as preparation.
Bleh, that's Brandi LeTorneau who's nothing but trouble. TigerAnnne says I should marry her to Turnip (Because she thinks Christy who he's panting after is too pretty) and let her die from old age. Then Edgar will suffer from having a worse daughter--in-law than Dani.
Sprocker: Hooray the cake worked!
LOL he's censored! x)
Come back sometime in the future, to find out what he really looks like! :D
Just kidding.
He looks like this. So he's kind of normal, so I think making the main family pretty could actually work! :D He's still really ugly though, because Stanely isn't a very hot tremplate.
Toadstool was pregnant again. She was very scared she had Hollow Baby Syndrome. It's a terrible condition that often happens in nuclear wastelands. When that happens, the baby is hollow in the inside, and doesn't have a brain or organs or even a skeleton, it's just a skin filled with water. D: You can tell when it's going to happen, because the mother's belly bulges inward.
Tameron says it's one of those things the baby industry never wants you to know.
Now Thistle was old enough to sleepp on his own mat by the door.
You have to feed your children, even if theyr'e ugly.
Dani: I think my baby froze in time because it's so cold in the apocalypse winter.
New drinking game: Take a sip every time Narrator says "apocalypse" or a word derived from it!
Shut up, TigerAnne. >:( If they drank every time you used two or more adjectives in a row, they would be alcoholics!
Toadstool: Look, Bracken. That's Uncle Stan going off to work. But you will never know what the world is, because you're developmentally imprairied.
Like this picture could been real poignant if it had been someone less cartoony ugly holding the baby. It could have been of a mother and a baby watching Daddy go off to war, or something. Or an aunt.
Seems like that was the push he needed. :D Sometimes you gotta practice basic dog psychology, because babies aren't that much smarter.
Sprocket: How do all my kids get black hair when I've got brown and Dani's supposedly a blonde? Horace, are you not telling me something?
Dani: Nooooooh baby, I love only you! I will make IKEA meatballs to prove my love!
Sprocket: I love meatballs, and I know you're telling the truth!
He's pretty gullible, though. Even though Horace can't be the Dad, because then the baby would have been a green Shrek baby.
Toadstool dressed her son like a polar bear, so he would stay warm in the icy apo...lar night while he was learning the important survival skill of walking. Tameron says that Sims teaching their kids to walk and talk is very ablist, and that's why it's good TS4 doesn't have toddlers so we don't imprint those toxic ideas on another generation.
Bracken had to learn to walk in just shorts, because he had some catching up to do on survival training.
I can't believe they're not telling Donny to go home!
Sinjin is hot. I don't care if he's as stupid as TigerAnne says, I want him to help make the family prettier.
Stan was practicing charisma by talking about how screwed we are no matter who becomes president, so maybe we should retire the government and make a new one.
When mutant children grow teeth, they sometimes grow in the wrong parst of the face. Bracken cried because it hurt worse than when Toni got her first wisdom tooth under her tongue. She couldn't talk straight for like three days after they removed it. Jolene never got hers.
Stnaly hated Ugly Peter. I don't know what he's done, but I think maybe because the fact he conducted questionable genetical experiements on his own children is enough? No one in this family would sink that deep. Not even Liranda would do that.
Fern: Yay Mom I got an A+ on my essay about how dogs aren't real!
Dani: But honey, we got a dog.
Fern: I know, I just bullshitted Salamandra for good grades! :D
Yay he's big ebough to eat solid foods! It's such a proud moment in all parents life.
Bracken: Moody you ma best fwend and not stupid sistew's! >:D
This is Fern's room, but she will share it with Toadstool's daughter when Toadstool has one. She's got a little cactus in a pot, to learn to care about plants with one that doesn't need much food and can fight back. There are pictures of real flowers on the wall, so she can dream about them. And the painting of dancing children is a dream of the future of the family, in a world where children dance for joy.
Sprocket: I doesn't look good in a suit.
I think Aylatani is having a baby again! :D
No sorry, it's Toadstool LOL! Aylatani doesn't live there.
It was a girl and they named her Chantrelle. It's a classy mushroom.
Toadstool: JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE ANOTHER BABY YOU DON'T STOP LOVING YOUR FIRST ONE!?
Tameron says she can't read my stories because deformed babies is one of her most anihillating phobias. She's still mad with me for not giving her the $50 she wanted for telling me what I had done that she was so mad about.
Sprocket actually had a talent for something, and that was music. He could enter the musix spiritually and get visions of truth and rightness. It had to be the truth because he didn't have enough UQ to make it up.
Fern: I'm gonna be smarter than Dad, LOL!
Just like T'anamika! :D I miss her! D:
Jolene works with Dani, just so you know.
But they're not friends. Or maybe they are. Jolene has a friend she fights a lot with. I think it's becayse she started dating Jolene's ex. The normal one, Trevor. Not Johnny who she lived in Australia with, who moved there because he's Koala-kin and draws furry fanart. He draws furry fanart for Game of Thrones. You should of seen Hodor as a Koala, but he has a no-linking policy.
Stanley: I think this must be Ugly Peter's special medicine?
Nah, he was a lot older than he looked.
This was the first time he ate human food. :) In wasteland communities, that's an important moment for children.
Was it Chantrelle's birtday already? Her brother wasn't even grown up yet.
Stanely: She's definitely not Horace's kid.
I think she's gonna be a gruppy kid.
Thistle started stretching and burst out of his bearsuit.
He's not as normal as he looks.
I think he's actually part toad.
This is a picture that hang in the boys' bedrrom. (They share it with Horace in bunks.) It shows the Skull Face Woman taking a child. She's wearing a tall and pointy hat with a veil, so the children don't see that she's got a skull for her face. Maybe she's not real, but in a dangerous mutant wasteland it's important that children learn to sleep with one eye open.
The boys didn't want to go to school. But they had to. :)
Sprocket taught Chantrelle to walk, because her parents were working.
She got really used to the cold, so she won't feel it as much when she's older and goes monster-hinting.
Yhis is Gilbert son of Salamandra and Ugly.
Fern: You don't know anything about the world, because your Mom is telling you a bunch of lies. We're going to work to make it pretty and green again!
Gilbert: You are deranged and your delusions are dangerous.
Dani: If my kids can't be cute they will have to be smart.
They have a big painting of a castle that has a dark, mysterious history. They don't know what it is yet, but she prophecy book they got from Miranda said that it's connected with the dangerous Enigma of the Truth.
Chantrelle loves dancing to the music on the radio. Most of all the music was lost and forgotten when the world collapsed, so they can only listen to Bonnie Tyler.
This is her.
Fern was 13 already. O.o
She looks kinda like Linimpa, don't you think? Lucky for her she doesn't have a strict mother like Huberta and a dead father who she never knew.
Here's Willilam again, he works with Spricket.
William: I long to be in love with Donna (=Riana) that way. :'(
Thistle: At scjool we saw a film about how the apocalypse was caused by people who believed in flowers and trees, because they didn't science properly.
Thistle: But we don't believe them, because we're brave creatures of the night.
William: Being a brace creature of the night is very dangerous. You can be happy that you're ugly and not a beautiful and talented child, because all the pain and sorrow happen to such children.
William: I keep dreaming that I'm in love with a beautiful and talented girl, but a wizard takes her away. And the worst thing is she's a beach-blonde! I only love goths forever and forever.
Thostle: My aunt Huberta says you're too old to believe in wizards.
Tessa: Hi I'm Tessa and your sister said I could stay for a while.
This is really important! Tessa is Willian and Falcon's sister, and she's going to be an omportant character in the story! In the Starbloom world she's a townie called Tressie, but she'll always be Tessa too me. They have two more brothers called Nathan and Nathaniel, but they haven't moved here yet, they are studying math at professor-school. And Legolas is their brother, but he's adopted.
This was the child she had rescued from a very difficult and bad situation for her. It's not because her parents beat her or got drunk because everyone does that in stories, so I want it to be something different. Her name is Annaliese but maybe you remember her in the Starbloom world as Edith Riley. She's still the prettiest girl in school. Annaliese is really long to type, so I'm call her Alis. It's pronounced a-lees.
Alis was really happy, because she had been locked away in a small room for over a year, and now she was out. Her parents who put her there said it was for her own safety, but she had to watch lots of videos of children suffering, and had to do math problems for hours every day, and only allowed to listen to jazz so she didn't even think she liked music. It was to make her a better person, like her family wanted her.
Fern made the food with ostrich eggs for the first time. It was an iimportant milestone in her life.
Chantrelle grew really fast.
Her aunt Bolton was there for her transition. But what was my Dad doing there? He didn't say anything about going to any kid's birthday party lately.
Chantrelle was their happiest child.
She's not going to be prettiest in school ever, but she's not growing up in a small room having to watch videos about children who are braver at suffering than her, to teach her how bad she was at being a child.
Now she could move into the girls' room with Fern.
Oh no! Edgar is fit! He's got muscles! This is SOOOO much worse than when he had moobs, because now Edgar has pecs and that's SICK and WRONG!
This is one of the pictures that hang in the girls' room. It show's Hitler as a 2-year-old on his trike. It's a horrible picture to have, but these kids need to learn that evil starts when you can be very young.
Not to diss your reasoning here, but if I had known what this particular recolour was, I would never have downloaded it. I only discovered it was a Hitler kid when you took the close-up.
Well, but this story needs horrible art. Plus, you went and downloaded an even worse one!
You mean the dead baby autopsy painting? I didn't know that one was in there, either.
No, I mean the REALLY bad one that you snickered and said "****** would love this one!"
At least I haven't accidentally downloaded tentacle hentai yet. Tell us about the next picture, if you please.
Okay, this is the Meat Slab Dress. Once upon a time there was a woman who wanted to be a designer. She made clothes out of photographies that she printed on cling-wrap and put feathers on. And she knitted a horrible sweater out of steel wool. But her clothes were so terrible that nobody wanted to buy them, even after she made lots of fahsion shows for them. And on one of these shows, she debuted her all-time master piece: THE MEAT SLAB DRESS!
Why does Fern have that picture?
It's an important historical figure.
And this is the ghost of Imogen the Ingenue, who died from ten different terrible illnesses all at once. Her ghost shows what she looked like in life. When she died she looked like she'd been dead for a week. Imogen is pure and true, and her spirit roams the dark woods protecting children who get lost.
Poor Alis, she was so happy to just curl up and sleep without having to listen to loud jazz while she was trying to loose conscience.
Aylatani: My husband is beating up Dani again.
I can't remember who won.
Tessa borrowed Horace's bed. She looks so innocent sleeping.
And Moody slept on Bracken's bed, because Bracken was done sleeping for the night. He always went to bed really early.
They let Alis borrow the bed for the night. It was her first peaceful sleep she could remember.
The boys were planning to help Sprocket rebuild the city.
This is the picture above Chantrelle's bed. It's not grody and is meant to remind the girls that the lonely fortress represents their home in the world, and that they are the autumn moon casting its faint light over this lonely scene.
Sprocket also cast a faint light while he was trying to teach his son to channel music as truth and love in its purest form.
WHY DOES THIS UGLY FAMILY HAVE TO BE SO MUCH NICER THAN THE BEAUTIFUL NIGHTINWOLVES? I DON'T LIKE IT!!! THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HORRIBLE EDGAR-PEOPLE!!! AND THE NIGHTINWOLVES ARE AN EVIL SECT BUT I LOVE THEM SOOOO MUCH! BUT THEY'RE SO HORRIBLE!
The Starblooms are still pretty nice, thoough.
Oh good, they're being messed up like they're supposed to be! :D
Ferb: NOOOO I'VE SEEN MY DAD NAKED MY INNOCENCE IS LOST FOREVER AND MY MIND IS POLLUTED!
hORACE: Hiiiii Tessa! I like your bra! :D
Get out U guys there's a 14-year-old trying to take a bath in here!
Horace: We need to talk about recycling because we're saving the world!
Hoorence: Tessa you're a mother now, you need to help make a better world for your child. Teach her how to grow fruits and vegetables, and stay away from doomhorses and wolferdiggers.
Fern contemplaited drowning herself.
Horacles: OH NO I HAVE SEEN MY NIECE NAKED NOW I'M A PERP THIS IS MOM'S FAULT FOR CORRUPTING MY EYES WHEN I WAS THE SAME INNOCENT AGE!
Edgar was so salty he came back to steal all their newspapers.
Sprocket: Hi William how nice of you to call.
Sprocket: We haven't gotten any magical lamps yet, have you got any magical lamps yet?
Sprocket: Tennis is the sexiest sport but Salamandra is a motivational speaker and she tells people that it's for boys who like to murder girls, and they get away with it because their father is the chef of the police. She saw it on a Lifetime movie once.
Sprocket: And people who play baseball kill everyone. Except if the film is from before 1997.
Sprocket: And soccer hooligans kill mostly other soccer hooligans, but only if they support another team. And sometimes they kill people for knowing someone who supports another team, but mostly in England.
Sprocket: But none of them are as dangerous as the people who watch NASXCAR. They try to murder people who starts singing other countries' national anthems at half-time.
Sprocket: I saw all this on TV. You can't trust info you find on the Internet.
Did we have a good look at Fern yet? She's got nice eyes. Her eyebrows could do with a plucking, though. x(
Horace & Tessa: When will this winter ever end?
Horace: I'm gonna have alien babies, then they will be green like Shrek's kids! Then everyone will know I'm really him! :D
Now they have a guest room. It's outside of the house, in their new workshop. Alis had to get used to sleeping alone, because Tessa is an adult and can't go to sleep with her at 8pm.
Oh no, Edgar was visiting. >x(
Tessa: I don't believe in violence! Goths are peaceful and sensitive!
Except Liranda.
Tessa: How do I tell Alis that I'm her mother now?
Sprocket: It will be a shock to find out she's adopted!
Tessa loves the night sky, but she can't skill Logic, because she doesn't live in the house.
I don't know why I took this picture. :(
Sprocket: Yess the new fridhe isn't pink! Pink is the baby Hitler color!
I hope they spy at Ugly Peter and not her own Dad in the nude.
Speaking of Peter, this is Dingo. One of the octuplets. She's uglier than Fern, I said it!
She tried to teach Alis to roleplay gun controll, but Alis wasn't used to playing.
So she played with her brother Lancelot instead. He got angry because he always has to be the inspirational victom.
With that many peeple in the gouse they had to put up the outside toilet again.
MOOOOM! THOSE JEANS LOOK EVEN WORSE FROM BEHIND! GET A DEFAULT REPLACEMENT PLX!!!?
This is their homestead in winter. The long new house is their workshop where they're going to make stuff, and it has an extra bedroom for fuguetives they take in like Alis and Tessa. And the short house is where they play poker and have a sexret science thing.
I think this was their first kitchen fire. They got to generation 3! Except I think Aylatani also had one.
Toadstool: I'm so lonely living in a desert wasteland, I want to have more friends!
Toni would never wear that! Maybe the blaxer but not with a lime-green shirt! I would wear the shirt tho, but prolly not the blacer.
No! Toni, don't disturb Tessa when she's trying to teach Alis homework! WHO DID YOU KISS!
Alis was so sad because homework took all her fun out of the days. Maybe it would be better noe?
Sprocket: I look good in my mystewrious black coat! :D
They trapped this nice dog called Tiffany, so Moody could have a friend.
Sproxcet: I hope I don't start glowing when I'm hiding in the dark on a mission.
Stanely got a pod-thing at work that Toadstool used to artificially insinuate some plants, so they could start growing a new world. :D
Then she used the secret science machine to make medicine.
Toadstool: Oh wow I've discovered a new virus!
It bit her and she almost died. :( Science is tough and you must sacrifice a lot for it if you want to do it properly. Byt you must NEVER sacrifice other humans! My Dad says that Science the way it's done by politicians, is a pagan religion that craves human saxrifice. He doesn't like politicians much.
Tiffany got tame. :D
Sprocket will never cheat with Marie, LOL!
Thistle: There were many scary people in the prophessorcy book.
This is Tippy, LOL! She's mad that she had to wear the same dress as Fern, because Fern is prettier than her.
Tessa cried and was sad because she missed doing her own science, and wanted to go back to her family and start a new life with her daughter.
Alis was so happy to be outside. :) She shouldn't get all muddy before school. :(
Look their brave new world is blooming!
Now the boys wanted to grow up.
They would never look like this again!
Narrator? Don't you think they look really, as in really, similar? Look at their noses, for example.
Yeah but they're cousins. There's gonna be a lot of family likeness, no?
Yes, but Toadstool and Sprocket look very different from each other. They've both got the Edgar-brows and Tani's huge ears, but apart from that they seem to have everything from the opposite parent. Thistle and Bracken have similar features, that don't come from the Bogweed family.
What are you inseminating??? D:
Only that I think they may be double-cousins. Dani and Stan have the same template, apparently.
Thistle got an EMO shirt.
Bracken: If I jump high enough I'm gonna stay there!
When I was three, I tried to grow up all the time by jumping from a chair in the kitchen, and keep my head up there while my feet went down.
Kaylynn Longrack: I hate the new dog.
Now Bracken was as big as he could.
Phil: Why does it feel like I know them?
Then they celebrated the party with a big water balloon fight! :D Spring had come!
Check back soon because I have one more suprise for you!
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Hi, this is TigerAnne wrapping up the show. We do indeed have something else cooked up, that we hope will be entertaining in its own right. Now we're going to have to kick our bums into gear, and start unpacking the CC required for the next return to the Starblooms in Queen Victoria's England.
BTW, the story of the "Meat-slab Dress" is absolutely true. It was the name given to a particularly glamourous piece of CC by infamous pay-siter Carla Niven. Carla was known to charge several dollars per piece, and most of her creations were photoskinned with feathers on.
Enjoy the weekend, and Ta-Ta For Now!
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Date: 2016-07-29 11:04 pm (UTC)Oh boy! Ottoman babies! It's like an instant uglacy!
Although when you have as many as Salamandra, they must just kind of fall out after a while. D:
You'd probably have to just hang out at the hospital for a few days before your due date and hope you at least make it into the lobby.
Legolas is a special snowflake. I doubt anybody else can say they died from a hair storm.
LOL Thistle's ears are enormous! And good of Bracken to finally grow up. That's the perfect hairstyle for him, really. :D
Oh wow these kids are fantastic! Bracken keeps getting better and Chantrelle is probably a Toadstool clone but amazing and I want to get Thistle a bowl of flies! Oops, the younger three made me forget about poor Fern!
Ursula would approve of the paintings. She doesn't give one tick about Hitler or anything he did. That shocks even Isaac.
Horacles:
I like that misspelling. I can't decide if it should be pronounced to rhyme with oracles, or if pronouncing the last half 'clees' would give it a neat Greek mythological feel.
Her eyebrows could do with a plucking, though.
Or maybe a lawnmower?
Did someone else just nickname it the meat slab dress, or did Carla Niven really call it that? I admit I only watched the video long enough to hear the music in the first two minutes. Pretty! X)
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Date: 2016-07-30 08:28 am (UTC)I don't know if I can keep a picture of a Nazi toddler in my game, and since that's a trio of pictures I'll lose the whole set. It's a recolour of Adele's Alice in Wonderland art. But at least now you know the important art history behind them.
No, "Meat Slab Dress" was the community nickname for the dress. Carla Niven called it "Rose Petal Gown" or something. She (or he, because Carla was a fictional character, and the clothes were made by a dude named Drew in her name) got laughed out of the community over her sheer greed, and the prices she demanded for her CC. Plus, the CC wasn't even considered good, by any stretch.
Glad to hear that I have fave-author privilege! :D