The Edgarcy Cousins!!!!11! Chapter 1!!!!!
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tigeranne
HiiiIIiii! I'm Narrator and I'm so exited about this story. Like yea I know their just spears from my Prettacy, but it's important to hear they're side of the story. And now we introduce some important supporting characters! :D
You've seen most of them before, actually.
Yes AnneTiger, but you only use them as townies! I want to tell more of their story! We need some heroes in a post-armageddoned wilderness, and the Bogweeds are still going to be ugly for like three generations. ANYWAY! Now I tell you the story of the cousins!
One day a new family moved to the neighbourhood. (Just pretend you don't see the house. They should actually live on a farm but I haven't had time to build one, so I just put them in the same house I got for Renne and Charlie. Ecxept of course it's not the same house just a copy of the same house!)
They had a funny dog with fangs.
This was one of their kids. She needs a make-over but I wanted her to have a natural haircolor underneath so she wouldn't be a Marty Sue with natural rainbow hair, because I HATE that.
She looks familiar...
That's because you've seen her sister before. Wait and see!
She had many siblings. The girl in front is actually her sister, and is a girl. But the guy in the back is their brother. His name's Donovan. Don't pay too much attention to him, he's really annoying.
Remember Jolene, who suffered in the Asylum? She's originally from this world. She was spying on someone, remember.
Their dog was called Rusty, and he's 10% Labrador Retriever, 10% German Sheperd, 10% Greyhound, 20% Village Mutt, 10% Collie, 10% Australian Cattle Dog and the rest is probably mongrel.
Donnie wasn't happy he had to live here with his family, because he thinks they're ALL BENEATH HIM because he studied business in college and now he thinks he KNOWS EVERYTHGING AND that the rest of his family are just rednecks.
Okay, this is the main character what she's really supposed to look like. :) Her name is Raelynn, and she's NOT EMO SHE'S SCENE SHE DOESN'T CUT HER WRISTS WHEN SHE GETS UPSET SHUT UP SHE'S MORE MATURE THAN THAT!
Narrator?
Yes? What is it? You're disturbing a kind of important part of the story here.
Um, it's kind of... I know that you're writing this in the style of the old Exchange stories and classic fanfiction you admire so much, but... self-insert?
What? Nnnnno! NO! This isn't me!!! I don't have my hair dyed like that! Mine is just black with some pink in it! This is just someone who has the same name as me, okay???
Okay, that clears it up then. :)
Raelynn liked to read big, long books about good stories, because she was very intelligent. :D
That's not the book of prophecies, it's just one that has the same cover.
Jolene took a lot of environmental damage from her friends in the Asylum.
This is their Dad. His name is Zachary who people call Zack, and he's a scientist and a farmer. Dad knows a lot about the lost civilixations that prolapsed because their inhabitants didn't respect science, and used it for political means to their own ends. >:( That's why he's here now, to find out why there has been an apocalypse in THIS reality as well.
Here were the Bogweed cousin siblings. If you don't remember their names, the girl is Toadstool, the guy with the green Shrek-ears is Horace and the last guy with glasses is Sprocklet. They used to have a brother called Eggbert, but he starved to death while he made breakfast. This is like the same day as that, so they still miss him. They have just moved in to a small green hut.
Paper Bot: This is the news. You can read here if there are axe-murderers in your neighbourhood. Now I have to go before it startss hailing.
While everyone were at work, Miranda and Tallie came to snoop around. (PS: Miranda is actually Liranda! Ssssshhhh! She's in disguise with a bigger nose, and I think she had some plastic surgery to make her chin shorter or something. I can't really remember. But she's the same person who is Liranda in the Starblooms!)
Tallie: I don't think they had anything to do with it. Probably they don't know that Edgar is an evil wizard from another world who can cause global extinctions.
Miranda: I think Edgar doesn't even know that because he has memory loss! :D So he thinks he's just a lumberjack. We need to keep him in his delutions!
Tallie: I'm so happy I don't have any ugly kids with Edgar! Actually I don't have any kids. I haven't met Falcon yet, and he's the only man I would ever consider reproducing with. But I don't think I want to have children in a world as sad as this. Just being with my beloved will have to be my comfort.
Miranda: If I had a daughter, she would be strong and brave like you! But Elvin doesn't exist yet so I have no kids either. Maybe I'll marry someone with more than once Nice Point this time?
Horace works to be a city planner, because he needs to plan the rebuild of the world. I heard that there was possinbly going to be an EP like that for Sims 4, but I don't have that game and Mom read a bad review and isn't going to get it.
Horace: The hemlet hurts my Shrek-ears. Not the plastic ones that I drilled holes for, but my REAL ones that no one can see because they're phantom limbs.
Horace thought the townie Marie Rauscher was really hot. He needs a GF to flirt for Aspiration. I don't think he should have kids so he won't get married.
She's in the Free Hugs movement. :) Oh she needs to dye her eye-brows, else people will know she's a gigner. She must be escaping from the extermination of the Irish.
Is that a thing?
Yeah, in this world the Gnomes who Stretch are giving them a dangerous parasite, because Irish folklore paints them in such a bad light.
I've never heard those stories, but I believe you. Who ARE those gnomes?
They're really ugly little creatures who live in hollow trees, and old wells, and abandoned cars and in closets you don't clean out too much. But they can shape-shift, and they often pretend to be humans. The way you can tell that they're really Gnomes is that they look kind of weird and stretched out. Like, their skin is too tight for that tall and is threatening to fold them back into size. That's why they're all wrinkly and disgusting in their real shape.
Marie kinda liked Horace.
He shouldn't throw water ballons at her. :(
Horace is mently 15 years old. >:C
Horace: I was just testing if you were waterproof LOL!
That's really smart, because Gnomes shrink back to themself when you thrown water (or anything wet) on them!
Their house to too small to have a sofa yet so after work theyliked to sit by the road and watch TV, and people who walked by could come in and join them. It was very social.
Marie is too nice for this family! You can see they have a bathroom behind the house, and a kitchen in the back.
Horace: Eggbert should have been here with us! I miss Eggbert! It's Turnip's fault that he died!
Toadstool: We have each other and have to stick together.
Toadstool: It's great that you had very bad grades in school, because in a fallout world like this that gives you more knowledge about life.
This guy with lots of red hair works with Horace. I think he tans a lot so the Gnomes won't see that he's Irish.
Toadstool kind of had the hots for him. His name's Ron, BTW.
Toadstool: Gothic girl we don't know, why are you reding our newspaper?
Gothic Girl the don't Know: I have to see if there are any new axe-murders.
Toadstool: You better come in then.
Gothchick Girl: Hi, I'm Danielle Lillard. I'm a member of the Gearheads from the Magic secret sub-neighborhood shipped with The Sims 2: Apartment Life. I appear in every neighborhood, being occasional the neighbor of Sims who live in a low apartment. I can be made playable by befriending and asking me to move in, or by marrying me. Like all pre-made townies, my relationships with other townies are usually randomized at the start of the game.
I'm employed in the Culinary career as a Hostess at the start of the game. However my career will randomly change to match my social class, when I move in as a neighbor or I'm searched as a possible roommate. As far as personality, I'm very playful, and a little bit neat and outgoing. But I'm quite lazy and somewhat grouchy. When it comes to her skills, I have 1 skill point in logic, and 2 in creativity, but I don't have any other skills. I'm mostly interested in Money. I have the same facial structure as Vyn Scott. Even though I have brown hair, my SimDNA in SimPE confirms that my natural hair color is blonde. This makes me the only social class townie to have hair and eyebrows of the same color that don't match my genetics. Despite my lifetime want and career, I'm not interested in Food.
Sprocket: It's okay. We're shite cooks and I've always liked gothic chicks!
Toadstool and Ron were naughty dippers LOL!
Toadsttol: You're as hot as people on TV!
Danielle: OH NO HE's NEKKED!
She's not used to apocalypse living yet.
This was the next morning. Sinjin walked past and Horace crawled naked up to greet him because Sinjin in his previous life was married to Ettie the troll-daughter, and would be tolerant of prettacy.
You're not gonna marry in Sinjin, are you? He sucks at pretty much everything.
No they just need some friends.
LaShawn Cameron liked what she saw bwecause Horace is very well...
WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW!
...fit? For being so ugly.
Horace: You've lived with trolls you'd fit in.
Sinin: OM NOMM NOMMZ
Horace: I was very snart in school and my brother makes fun of me and says I'm a nerd, but they need my brain and muy skills in fixing this sad-sack world.
Sproglet: Oh no. I got demoted and I'm starving to death like Eggbert. I miss him.
Toadstool missed having a dog since she grew up with Doorstop as her faithful pet. She would have liked to adopt a stray like Max.
While everyone was at work, Raelynn was walking the streets on her own, because she was a lonely new girl in town. She lookked really urban and mysterious and intriguing. But nobody saw her there. :(
Look how melancholy and interesting she was. Her necklace represented her heart that was broken (by a guy called LOGAN) but she still had all of it because she had taken back the piece that used to belong to him. The halfs just didn't fuse properly anymore, because the betrayel was SO DEEP!
Her sister Toni was out for walk as well, because she's a secret warrior and needs to be in good shape for exercise. Toni is kind of a tomboy.
Horace: Hi I'm Shrek and my name is Horace. What is a young girl like you doing out in this lonely wasteland world alone.
Toni: I'm almost 18 years old and I'm a secret agent.
Horace: You beetter come in then.
Oh no I made her as independent teen so she culd have a job and not have to goo to scool. I hope they don't fall in crush!
Horace: You're too young to look at naked people!
Look they have a proper toilet with privatecy!
It was Brice, who's called Bruce! In this world he's only famous on the underground stage, like Buckley before he died.
Sporcket: I rally like gothic hot chicks! You're even hotter than Iris who is the angry Elfman Legolas' daughter.
Danielle: You are even hotter than the angry elfman Legoless.
Horace: I got fried. :(
Sprocket: Wow lightning can strike twice in a row. I thought it was an urban legend like Bertha Hortence.
Horace: SPRRzzKKRRKRZZq!
Dani: I'm outta hear.
Oh wow that's in the middle of his brain, and he's standing there naked on the public road. Awkwaaard...
Horace: *dead*
Dani: OH NO HE'S DYING NAKED ON THE ROAD! Someone hurry give him first aids!
Sprocket: This is so sad. Our other brother died yesterday. I miss Horace. :(
Dani: THIS IS WHY I'M GOTHIC!
GRIM REAPER!: HOW DID U INBESILLES KILL YOUR NEXT BROTHER ALREADY???
sPROkect: Booooohooooo I miss Eggbert!
Dani: I'm so sorry you're having such a tragic night of your life on our first date, but I will always rember this day as very special.
Toadstool: I have a plan! Let's save Horace! :D
GRIM REAPER: IT SAYS HERE IN THE AUTOPSY HE GOT BOTH BOILED AND FRIED THERE IS ONLY A 8% CNACHE OF HIS SURIVIAL!
Toadstool: THAT'S HORRIBLE! BOOO HOOOOOO!
Dani: I can't look at corpses so I'll be over here if you need to talk.
Sprocket: Mister Reeper please dON't take Horace too! I know Eggbert will be happy to see him but we need him more in this dimention!
Toadstool: BOOOOO HOOOOO HOOOOOO I MIIIIIISSSSSSS HORACE!
BROTHER GRIMM: ONE HAND HAS HIS SOUL AND THE OTHER HAS AN EMPTY GUM RAPPER! I DOUBT YOUR SMART ENOUFF TO KNOW THE DIFFRANCE!
Horace's boiled and grilled charred corpse lay smoking at the sidewalk, and it was such a horroble sight that Toadstool almost would have throuwn up in horror if she wasn't so sad and scared. But that was because he was her brother, not because girls are wimpy. >:(
GRIM RAPPER: I'LL TELL EGGBERT YOU ALL SAID HI.
GRIM REAPER: I'M VERY DISSPOINTED BECAUSE IT WOULD BE COOL TO HAVE A PROPERLY KILLED ONE. YOU ONLY SEND ME PEOPLE YOU FORGET TO FEED!
Horace: Thanks you could help bro!
Dani: He's not afraid to hug his naked brother that means he's tolerant, it's really hot! :D
Dani: I'm really in love with you after seeing how well you handled the tragic situation!
Spricket: Get out Bruce!!!
bRUCE: Love it's so beautiful! I write lots of songs about it.
Dani: Don't mind all the pervs, darling. Let's be free like John Lennon and Yoko Hama!
Sprocket: I flunket kindergarden every year until my siblings graduated highschool. Then they let me graduate with a paper crown with all the other little kids because they felt sorry for me.
Dani: That is a very special story to be proud of that you're unique!
Yay he's dating a gothgirl! His dreams have come true. I'm so happy for him even though he's hideous!
Sprocjet: MARRY ME!?
Dani: OMGosh!
Dani: No baby I can't its against my political beliefs.
They're Romance. Both of them. :(
Sprocket: I shall take it bravely and sing you a serenade by Iron Maiden!
Sprocket: Let's let the sun shine on parts of the world never seen. C:<
Except the sun has probably seen it when he's been bathing naked in the tub anyway. They're not allowed to have babies yet, because when they're too chicken to commit to each other, they're too immature to commit to children! They should learn from their own terrible parents not to be like THAT! (Tani and Ed are Family Sims and all!)
Oh and BTW they have more of the house now, because Dani paid 12ooo ยง to move in.
Miranda: Whatever I'm not related to these horrible miscreations.
Horace thought Miranda was so hot he lost perspective of the world.
Sprocket is in the Intelligence career. Jolene is not the worst spy anymore.
Sprocket really likes goths. :(
Toadstool: I read on the internet there's a conspiracy theory about people being sucked into soda vending machines and plopped in an alternative reality.
Miranda: That is true. My friend Tallie and myself are working to stop it from happening. Wouldn't it be terrible if your Dad suddenly got sucked into another dimention?
Toadstool: We would miss him so much!
Miranda: I used to have a book of prophecies, and it told me that I should get a crystal ball instead. I have seen that you guys may be very important for the future of this world. Now the newclear winter is coming, but when spring is new, you must help us make the world come back alive again.
Toadstool: How do we know it's spring when there are no trees or plants, or birds singing?
Miranda: When it gets too hot to wear a coat again. Then you must help us show the people of this tragic dumphole how beautiful the world once was, before the apocalypse that we don't think was actually your Dad's fault but we wanna be sure.
Sprocket: But we got jobs.
Miranda: You must teach your children.
Sprocket: We don't have children.
Miranda: But you will have. Very ugly children. But that's But that's okay because they're made out of love, and not as a spiteful revenge on my innocent beautiful daughter. BTW I don't have a daughter. :(
Toadstool: It was very mice of Miranda to give me the book of prophecy she didn't need anymore since she has the crystal bowl. Wow it says many interesting things. Beware of the Doomhorses and the stalker fog... D:
You need to find romance in everyday things they said on TV.
Of course she's naked, but at least she's not flashing her grandchildren because she don't have any.
AND SHE WILL NOT HAVE THEM WITH HORACE!
EWWW! She must have a lot of gross habits to survive in the wasteland. Maybe they should have asked her if she wanted some cereal.
The whole family like dancing, because it cheers them up, and there's not much else to do.
Now he's kissed Marie maybe he'll stop perving on Miranda?
In case anyone thought Toadstool was any prettier than Aylatani: Nope. She looks really evil so I get scared sometimes. But she's got 10 Nice Poitns.
Alana: Hi, I'm Alana. I saw in my crystal ball that I'm somehow connected to you, beyond time and reality. I think maybe we're in the same secret mission.
(It's Adana, as she would look if she could grow up and hadn't taken the poison when she was
Alana: I'm predestined to meet and fall in love with a beautiful and brave young man, who carries a stigma that has no bearing on his real identity. When I see him, I will know who he is. I saw him in the crystal ball when I was 12, and since then I've dreamed of him every night. Maybe he's dreamed about me too, and we've grown up together.
Sprocket: My sister got a book of prophecies, that has lots of creepy stories about an evil wizard by the same name as my Dad, and a really ugly woman called Bertha Hortence who wanders around at night looking for her face, and a Diaper Man who's made of interdimentional goo and can absorb you and make you never have existed. But Miranda told us not to be scared of those stories, because they aren't true in this world.
(READ THE STARBLOOM TRAVECY TO KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT!!!)
Sprocket: Look at this cute dog, Dani! I want to have a dog since Turnip kidnapped mine!
It was actually the dangerous white wolf who almost ate Liranda and Zarinda once, but it did a real good job looking sad and cute.
Suddenly.... Edgar barged in the door!
Toadstool: Hi Dad what are you doing?
Edgar: GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Edgar: Why are you spying on me, you little peeping what's-the-female-name-of-Tom???
Dani: Now you know how Legolas feels when it happens to him!
Edgar: But he's naked outside in the garden and when he goes to Wallmart, and I was in my own private bathroom doing personal business???!!
Toadstool: It's okay, Dad. The book of prophecies says you're gonna be accused of lots of stuff you didn't do.
Secret Agent Wolf: I think I have found the secret tunnel!
Toadstool: Oh cool! This one's telepathic. He says we're going to see a shift in reality very soon! I wonder what it means...
Toadstool: I understand that you can't stay here with us, because you have a secret mission to do, but I would like to have a dog again.
Sprocket: LOL Dad has a tattoo of a rhinosaurus... there.
Edgar: SO WHAT IF I DO?????
Sprocket: Calm down Dad. It was only a joke!
Edgar: You need to watch it, son! Your brother is just itching to find a reason to waste you and Horace with a nuke, if he manages to steal one since Korea doesn't exist in this world and why do I know it's a country?????? I GO HOME NOW, BYE!
Toadstool and Dani were really good friends, because they had both grown up as very lonely girls with only lousy boys to play with, and now they had a friend.
They're studying for promotions, BTW. Toadstool is in Science, and Horace in Architechture. Danielle is in Fast Food. :(
Sprocket: MARRY ME?!
Dani: OMIGosh!
Dani: Gosh! Bling! :D
Sprocket: Nice job, darling! Let's get married while we're at it!
LOL I locked their wants to tie the knot, they just had to stop being scared of it too, because they're very morally ambiguous people. And they still got bad memories of the wedding. :(
Toadstool: So basically Eggbert is probably a vengeful ghost now, and wants to wreck eternal revenge on Bolton and her descendants.
Dani: Guess what you guys? I'm pregnant!
Toadstool: Wow that's really shocking news! YOU DID IT WITH MY BROTHER???
Donovan was like "I don't think it's fair that I have to live in an apocalyptic fallout land!" and "I went to University and I shouldn't have to be dragged here with my stupid family!" and "Sod Dad and his poxy science!" and "There are no hot girls here!!!"
Toadstool laughed heartily because she's more successful in life than Donny.
Brice and his wife (Zarinda) asked Toadstool and Horace (or maybe it was Sprocket, but not Dani who was at home phoning Ralph) to go downtown with them to the gloomy club where Bruce plays.
There was a guy there who was hot, except he had a really ugly shirt. His name was Stanley Whatever.
Zarinda: Whooo Toadstool is flirting with a guy!
She's the kind of person who needs to always get attention for herself! >:(
Zarinda: I'm so happy you're an underground cult hero, and that you're respected by a small but devoted fanbase. It would be terrible to share you with millions of drooling fangirls and perverted friends of our daughter, if we had kids.
Dani: But I hate yellow pajamas?!
Horace: We really want to adopt a dog! It needs to be smart, obedient and family-friendly because we're going to have babies.
They got Moody, the Asylum therapy dog! :D Since Aniya isn't real here, she doesn't need him.
Dani: Stop that, mutty! That's my baby's bed when they're older!
Toadstool: Big juicy slabs of laboratory meat, just like Mom used to cook!
It's important to keep traditions.
Moody decided not to eat the bed after all, because he would rather sleep in it.
Dani: I don't want my baby eating mysterious meat. It needs nutricious oatmeal and fresh berries.
Don't ask where they get them from in the wasteland, okay? They're going to be farmers when spring comes back and probably someone else is too?
Dani liked to curl up and tell her baby a scary goodnight-story, before they both fell asleep. <3 It would be the last time, because the baby had to come out soon.
Tani & Edgar: We're here to see our first grandbaby.
Look how nice it looks to have a family reunion! Turnip was there, too. He was just sitting v. far from Horace.
Bolton was there, even if she was jealous that she wasn't first to have a baby since she was Heir.
She still hated Eggbert because he had existed for a lot longer than he had been dead so it took a long time to forgive him.
Horace: I've been missing punching on Turnip.
He attacked with a savage force like Darth Wader.
Sprocket: Get him, Horace! Don't let him bring his violence into our home on the night our first child is born, like he killed Eggbert!
Horace won, because he's an even bigger Gargarney who in this world isn't a juvenile delinquist and is raised by a very strict Mom to have no fun, so Horace has taken his place as the dangeroust offspring of Edgar, who isn't as dangerous in this world either, even if he's in the army and has invaded Hulgary.
Turnip: I DIDN'T KILL EGGBERT AND YOU'RE NOT SHREK!
Horace: Don't bring hatespeach to our safe home!
Dani: SHUT UP EVERY1 THE BABY'S COMING OUT!
Here's the baby. :D She's a girl and her name is Fern. Her skin is very pale and she's got black hair, so she's probably gothic. But Sprocket has brown hair, and the Wiki says Dani has blonde. o.0
Now that her best friend had a baby, Toadstool wanted one of her own. She called the only hot guy she knew.
Oh look, it's Elmer LOL! He's kind of bald, and his name is Andrei in this life.
Anyway, Toadstool was flirting with Stanley, and successing in getting his clothes off.
Then she kissed him with Turnip's approval. Turnnip hasn't kissed any because he's in time-warp.
Oh no it's the burglarist!
They had an alarm but it was on the wrong door. :( But she ran away when she saw it.
Then a mad cop came running.
He put her in a headlock and subjected her to a lot of police brutality. PS, he lost. :( But the burglar didn't have time to steal anything.
Fern didn't like being born, because now she wasn't with her mommy most of the time anymore.
At least she had a daddy who wasn't killed by other family members.
Toadstool and Stan macked out in the winter cold.
They had to take a break to go to Fern's birthday, because it was best to grow her up.
Sprocket: Be really ugly like Daddy, like the crystalball lady said!
LOL she was! But she kind of looks a bit like Dani too, maybe?
Sprocket: Yay I'm so proud of my kid!
Maybe she'll have a cousin soon!
They almost have the baby license! :D
Stanly became a Bogweed just as the Newclear Winter began falling.
Fern slept neglected in the dog bed. Nobody had experience in kids, and they all had piss poor upbringings themselfes.
Toad Stool: Why are you so grumpy? You're the only kid here, and you have a bed and we feed you every day, almost.
Dani was feeling weird.
Dani: Another baby and I don't know what to do with the first one!
Horace brought a friend home from work, and it was MY MOM IN A HORRBILBLE PAIR OF JEANS!
I'm so embarrased! D: It's like she does it on purpose!
Fern: Moody youw my only fwend!
I hope he's still gonna love her when the new baby comes!
Kevin's not dead anymore, and his name is Nero.
Noelle Hillary Dennis came by. Let's make her over! :D
She's really pretty! I wonder if she can marry into the family later? What happens if you marry Noelle Hillary Dennis, does the game make a new one?
Sprocket: It's not medicine that makes you smart but you won't starve to death.
WoW! Toadstool is having a baby too!
Toadstook: I'm gonna practice with this one! :D
Sprocket: This time we should try educational correct toys?
Horace: I wanna adopt a pet baby since all you have them!
Raelynn was out running in the atomic winter in only a thin, sexy super-heroine suuit, because she didn't care about the cold. The cold in her heart was always colder. But that didn't mean she was evil, or couldn't feel love, only that she couldn't feel cold.
Raelynn was really good with dogs, because she had a talent for that since she was a little girl. Plus she grew up with a brother who only yapped all day! And her sister was barking mad! LMAO!
Raelynn: I'm so glad you got a good home, Moody. You will be happy here, and they will probably learn how to take care of their kids too, because they're not bad people.
The Pack Leader was kind of bad a thelepaty.
He wanted to play with Moody but Moody only wanted to sleep and Fern was in his bed again.
So he howled along to Dani's gothic requiem.
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Oh goodness gracious... Hi, this is TigerAnne. I'm starting to wonder if I need to reign in Narrator a bit here. And how will the poor, clueless Bogweeds deal with two more babies? Also, who were the re-purposed townies Narrator was talking about, because apart from Jolene, Raelynn & Co are new to me. I guess we'll see in chapter 2, which could be coming suddenly. :)
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Date: 2016-07-25 07:15 pm (UTC)What? Nnnnno! NO! This isn't me!!! I don't have my hair dyed like that! Mine is just black with some pink in it! This is just someone who has the same name as me, okay???
Whatever you say, Narrator. ;D
I giggled at the Shrek ears popping out of the hard hat!
Marie Rauscher certainly was willing to give Indus free hugs in my game. Maybe she's hungry for attention?
Yay for Sims Wiki copy/paste! Can you imagine meeting someone and having them give you an info dump about themselves like that? X)
I guess in a post-apocalyptic world, skinny dipping in your hot tub right by the street is to be expected.
Where did you get Raelynn's skirt with the cowboy boots? I have it with flats, but I rather like how it looks with the boots.
The halfs just didn't fuse properly anymore, because the betrayel was SO DEEP!
Aww. I vaguely recall that's pretty much how it feels. Is Not-Self-Insert going to take the place of T'anamiki as Narrator's favorite?
I was just about to say, "Poor Horace, his brain definitely doesn't need that," but then he died. I've never seen a Sim die naked! How undignified. Uh-oh, he was saved. I can go ahead and say, "Poor Horace, his brain definitely doesn't need that," only now added is the lack of oxygen while he was dead!
Horace thought Miranda was so hot he lost perspective of the world.
Perfect caption for that picture!
I suppose reading a book of prophecies would be life changing in that it would probably make you paranoid.
Sprocket: My sister got a book of prophecies, that has lots of creepy stories about an evil wizard by the same name as my Dad, and a really ugly woman called Bertha Hortence who wanders around at night looking for her face, and a Diaper Man who's made of interdimentional goo and can absorb you and make you never have existed. But Miranda told us not to be scared of those stories, because they aren't true in this world.
(READ THE STARBLOOM TRAVECY TO KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT!!!)
Best sales pitch ever! It reminds me of this moment on Lost. XD
Sprocket: LOL Dad has a tattoo of a rhinosaurus... there.
OH NO AND I PICTURED IT!!!
TERRIFYING!
Maybe she'll have a cousin soon!
I believe Narrator is getting into the spirit of ugly Sims!
So he howled along to Dani's gothic requiem.
And what a fabulous way to end! Wow, just about everything happened, didn't it? Such funs! Wants moar!
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Date: 2016-07-25 09:24 pm (UTC)Can you imagine meeting someone and having them give you an info dump about themselves like that?
I have met a couple, and I assume there was some sort of personality disorder at work. :(
Um yeah, where is that skirt from? I was 90% sure it was a teen conversion by Skell, but it wasn't on her LJ, what I could see. Part of my brain says it's by Trapping/Lina/what's-her-name-on-LJ. Google fails me. :( I'll have to see if it's got tool-tips. Edit: It is by Skell.
Is Not-Self-Insert going to take the place of T'anamiki as Narrator's favorite?
Narrator was shocked by that question, and only managed to splutter something about how you don't stop loving your first baby just because you get another.
Poor Horace, that double-bake did nothing good for his bwain. Thankfully the Wasteland has low standards.
Now I feel like binge-watching Lost. :D There was a lot of the early episodes I didn't see.
OH NO AND I PICTURED IT!!!
I'm sorry! D: You know, I wrote "rhino" instead of "elephant" because I've actually seen photos of several elephant tattoos, and... no. But come to think of it, having a rhino down there is actually worse, because it's only accurate when... no.
Narrator secretly loves this family. I probably shouldn't tell you, but did you notice she barely complained about them being ugly at all? They're actually a very friendly, sociable bunch, and not half as incompetent as the narration makes them out to be. (Especially not Sprocket, but Rule of Funny, eh.)
Let's see, what's up next..? Oh. LOL! Yeah... That.
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Date: 2016-07-25 11:12 pm (UTC)Wow, I've been to that download page before. What a memory. Wonder why I didn't snag the skirt then? Thanks for the link!
Sorry, Narrator! But I have to confess--Harmony will eventually take the shine right off of Aphrodite, so it happens. X)
I love Lost, but I haven't wanted to watch it since we moved here because that darn show makes me cryyyy under the best circumstances. I absolutely love the score, especially for seasons one and six.
ONHO THE ELEPHAT IS WORSE! Because, you know, elephants can raise their trunks. I SAID IT. Oh, you know what? One of the worst things I've ever seen in my life is elephants mating. X)X)DX
I did notice! Even Narrator gets drawn into the prettacy family! Commentary can change everything!
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Date: 2016-07-26 05:23 am (UTC)Narrator says that she knows these things happen - to other people, on TV - and that you shouldn't be too worried. Harmony is probably awesome, and Aphrodite has true love anyway.
You probably should keep staying away from SimSecret then, because there's currently a trend of posting naughty elephant-pics when the secrets are too stupid. SS is the pits, LOL! Still, I have to know who has royally offended whom in the past week, and how.
Narrator still wants to make the family pretty again, though. This isn't going to end up as the Bogweed Uglacy, where everyone will get more and more mutated. x) But we sort of decided that since the three surviving spares are only Gen 2, and very close to the root of the family tree, they should have a slightly expanded role as those relatives. I mean, the Magpies wouldn't have been the same without Weedy, Rowland and Burton, plus the MacAvoy siblings. These guys are equally wacky characters. One of the brothers (including Eggbert) is slated to become Hester's husband when she comes of age, but I wanted them to have "alternative universe" offspring as well. Horace and Turnip passionately hate each other, so this could become an interesting family feud.
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Date: 2016-07-26 04:02 pm (UTC)Yeah, I still love Aphrodite and everything, but she has changed lately. I didn't think a Sim could, but she has. She doesn't even want to give her little sister the time of day. I soooo want Aphrodite and Harmony to be best friends. :(
I always stay away from simsecret. It reminds me too much of the popular clique at junior high school, only these people hide behind anonymity. At least in school, you knew who your enemies were. The Internet allows even cowards to be bullies.
Besides, it's just fun to see what you can breed, especially in the early generations! That's why I started my prettacy side project with Isaac, and I'm both delighted and annoyed at how much better it has gone than the main branch! Just about everyone in the side project has Belinda's eye color, and we never saw them in the main branch!
The Edgarcy Cousins
Date: 2016-07-28 04:23 am (UTC)Re: The Edgarcy Cousins
Date: 2016-07-28 03:09 pm (UTC)A fresh reader, sometimes called Notta
Date: 2016-07-28 11:52 pm (UTC)And y'know, Narrator, it's fine to make selfsims in the sims. That's pretty much all my cousin does with the game; she makes her best friends, and tries to play out their lives as close to reality as possible. I think she held off on making a sim of herself because she was sad that there weren't a lot (read: any) frizzy-curly hairs on vanilla game, but since I downloaded something that she likes, I hope she'll get the confidence to make herself next time she plays. ^.^
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Date: 2016-07-30 01:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-08-22 04:56 pm (UTC)I guess all of us have met people like that in real life who want to tell their whole life story even they just met you. I don't usually mind listening to old ladies since I know they are probably lonely and they even might have some interesting stories to tell from the old times but I really don't want to hear the life stories of drunken men, ugh! x_x And usually it's the buss stop where these kind of people corner you.
Hah, Fern is looking good! :D
I'm really into ugly sims at the moment and enjoy playing my prettacy more than my normal legacy. And I was actually disappointed that I got a normal looking sim kid already in generation 4 of my prettacy! :( Who knows, maybe I'll try again some day, it was only my first prettacy after all.
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Date: 2016-08-22 06:17 pm (UTC)*I should probably see if I could find the disc with my first Sims 2 back-up. There should be some Sims on it that I used to think were *~*beautiful*~*, but when I look at my old pictures, I just shake my head.
Scumppa is a real work of art, though. :) You should be proud of him!
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Date: 2016-08-22 06:38 pm (UTC)My game usually produces ugly sims without me even trying so getting a pretty sim is a rare occasion. I'm okay with that now though and embrace the uglyness of my neighbourhoods!
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Date: 2016-08-22 06:50 pm (UTC)Here's an image of the Count I happened to find:
He was definitely on my mind when I created Scumppa!
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Date: 2016-08-22 07:32 pm (UTC)