The Starbloom Travecy - Generation 6.4!

[tigeranne]

OMIGOSH HOW IS IT ALMOST A YEAR SINCE THE LAST CHAPTER? Hai my Peepz, this is your Narroter, and I've just barely survived a lot of end of year exams. Be prepared that my brqain is fried. Let's get to business, because it's been forever!

PS: this chapter is long, because it just has to be like that thanks to a little thing called concistency. You'll just have to take a snack break!





Dr Jefferson: He's slipping deeper and deeper down the rabbit hole.

Dr Haynes: There is nothing we can do for him. I've never seen a case like this.


Jefferson: We would try removing his skull from his brain, without severing his spine, and manually pluck out the spiders.

Jillian Haynes: Yes. We really can't do more damage to him than the spiders have already done. Let's schedule surgery for a night when we have no other patients.


Meanwhile, the hospital's new manager had arrived.

Doctor Hoffman: Good morning. I'm Dr. Julia Hoffman, your new chief of staff. From what I've been told, you haven't actully had one for quite some time.

Hayden: No, not since Dr. Inkerton died from complications of a lizard bite.

Julia Hoffman: And when was that?

Payton: It was in April of 1975.

Hayden: We didn't work here then.

Julia: I see.


Julia: Goodness, you look like death, girl. You should be in bed.


There was a flu epidemic going on, and many of the staff kept getting infected. Hayden was happy to go sleep in the flu-ward, because she felt like shot.


Julia: We need to read everything we can about infesting spiders. Dr. Haynes has the brain covered.


Peter Jeff only barely had brainwaves. He was hooked up to machines for everything.


Blond Guy: Is this a hospiral? I don't feel so good.

Phil: You don't look like you feel good. What is your name and birth date?

Blondie: Manfred Adam Mancastle. I was born in 1748.

Phil: Oh, you're one of us! Wait here while I call for one of the doctors.


Adam: I have terrible pains in my stomach.

Phil: Hey, what is that you're drinking?

Adam: It's herbal folk medicine, it helps with the agony.


Adam: I would like something stronger.


Phil: I'd say that's strong enough, because he's dripping drunk.


Julia: He's pale as death.

Frank: He barely has a pulse.

Jefferson: I think we should take him into the operating room.


Jefferson: Oh crap. That is some shoddy medical work someone's pulled on him. We'll have to open him up.


Julia: No wonder he was in pain. The surgeon who did this should lose their license.


Julia: This is his liver! How was it inside his right lung?!

Jefferson: I'm surprised he is alive!

Julia: Medically speaking, he can't be. I wonder if he's even human.


Adam: Aowwww! ¤"%?=£$&(%! The hell are you DOING?!

Jefferson: The anaesthetic has detatched. He's coming to!


Adam: Aren't you supposed to make your patients BETTER?

Julia: Please lie back down. You have a two-foot incision in your abdomen, and your innards are exposed.


Julia: Dr. Jefferson, you have to handle the patient. My shoulder just popped out of joint.

Jefferson: Why did I become a surgeon? I could've been a country GP and overprescribed village wackos with barbiturates instead.


Julia: Because this is a lot more scientifically interesting?!

Jefferson: Yeh, guilty.


Adam: AROOOOOOOOO!


Julia: Jefferson, get Dr. Hoffm.... GET GET GETGET Frank Riley!


Frank: That's not a dog!

Jefferson: We know that, Riley. He's a werewolf, and someone's apparently done a number on him with a sword at some point.


Jefferson: Careful so he doesn't bite you.

Julia: No, he's passed out from stress. Get the anaesthetic back on so he doesn't wake up again.


Frank: I've never done surgery on a human before.

Julia: That's why we need you. His insides have shifted into canine formation. You'll know better than us where to find stuff.

Frank: Okay, I'll give you directions.


Julia: His pancreas is in a jar!


Julia: LOOK WHAT IT WAS HELD IN PLACE WITH?!

Jefferson: They used the sharp wooden peglegs as stabilizing sutures. Very crude, but clever.


Dr. Irene Montoya: Dude am I ever hangry.


Payton: We should have a Werewolf Film Club, and meet once a month!

Beau: That's not very much. How about once a week?

Phil: Sorry, but I'll have to miss it for a while. I have accepted a job.... elsewhere.

Beau: Oh, that's too bad.


Aylatani: I KNOW ALL THE SECRETS OF COOKING!


Dr. Hoffman was doing the rounds with the only living nurse they had.

Julia: Mr. Mancastle is recovering well. He's under very heavy sedation, but his vitals are normal. Give him painkillers as needed.


Payton: I heard he's some kind of undead creature, and that he hulked out on the surgery table. Is that how he is when he's awake.

Julia: Nurse Payton, "hulking out" is not a medical term. He's simply a werewolf like the rest of you.


Payton: Mr. Clarkford is not recovering at all.

Julia: Don't declare him dead as long as he has minimal brain activity, though. I've seen peoeple come back from even more devastating conditions.


Then Victoria had a surprise. :D

Virginia: Father! My real biological father!? What are you doing here?

Fergus: I've been treated for the flu. It's so good to see you!


Virginia: I have the medicines we need to cure Imogene. Mom was coming to get them, but since you're here you can take them when you go home. We're almost there, Dad! :)

Fergus: You've done an excellent job, child!

Virginia: I wish I could go home with you tonight. There's some paperwork to do to get Phil discharged, because we suddenly got a ladyboss who's trying to get up to speed.

Fergus: This place could do with some orderliness.


Irene: How are you feeling?

Adam: Not too scruffy, considering I've been disemboweled for the second time.

Irene: Getting medical attention was the right thing to do. You had lived about as long as you would have with the condition your insides were in. Who did that hack-job on you?

Adam: Hey, I come from a remote village, and our only doctor does the best he can! Don't disrespect his work.


Ben: (He was suddenly just there) So your face is still under lock and key?

Aylatani: Yes, but not at this hospital. We're going to another one to try again, when we come back from the 12th century.

Ben: So if your whole face was taken off in one piece, whose face have you been wearing all along?

Aylatani: I don't know. I assume she's dead. Or he. You can't really tell with this face. Edgar wrote in my fake journal that I had debilitating facial dysmorphia and believed my original face looked like "a very stupid potato," and that I needed a new one to function emotionally. I went in to have a minor nose-job, and I woke up like this.

Ben: And you don't remember the hospital?

Aylatani: Kiddo, I was tripping pink elephants on all kinds of painkillers. Maybe I was never even at a hospital, I wouldn't have noticed.


Adam: Doctor Montoya, I don't like being a werewolf. If there was something I could do to cure it....

Irene: There's medicine, of course.

Adam: Really? I can be human again?

Irene: Yes, if that's what you want.


Adam: After we were bitten by our mad uncle, my father would chain us up for the night, so we wouldn't go prowling and get shot. But my brother would often slip out of the shackles, and he just didn't come home. Then one of my sisters died from rabies.

Irene: And what happened to you, to get you sliced up the first time?`

Adam: I fell off a terrace and through a conservatory roof, when I hunted monsters at an old castle.

Irene: Ouch. Well, the cure can be injected or taken as a solution in a drink. We always recommend drinking it, because it's quite a large dose.


Irene: BTW, being a werewolf is perfectly legal. The last lycan prison closed down in 1950.

Adam: Nineteen-fifty? What year is this?

Irene: 1979. You really have lived very isolated!


Irene: Well, then. If being a vanilla human white guy is your thing, do you.


Vera: HARGLARARGLA HARGALA HARGLA HURRG HARGLARGLA.


Jefferson: Missus Branigan. How can we help you?

Vera: I want medicine, I want to report a HATE CRIME, and I demand to see my son!

Jefferson: Rite. Medicine first, I think. Doctor Montoya will be right with you.


Irene: You just strip down to your tighty-whities, and plonk face down on this bench.


Irene: It's over in a jiffy, but you'll have to stay the night.


Vera: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHRRRRRRGH!

Virginia: What's going on in the examination room?

Hayden: It's just Mrs. Branigan getting a flu-shot, I think.


Julia: So I see you're feeling better.

Adam: M-hm. I feel human.

Julia: You seem to be a bit of a scholarly type.

Adam: Oh no, I'm Romance Aspiration!


Adam: I used to have wolf dreams, and I could see people's minds.

Julia: Really? Tell me more about that.

Adam: I saw you.

Julia: What was I doing?


Adam: Nothing really, but you love a man. You love him desperately, and he doesn't return your feelings in the same way.

Julia: I.... uh, tell me more about this man.


Adam: He doesn't see what he has, or could have with you, because he's obsessed with going back to the same old failing love affair.

Julia: Very.... interesting.

Adam: One time he even kidnapped her and held her captive, but she's forgotten it and it's all cool. Julia, it's not.... PHIL? The hospital cook?!??!?

Julia: Phil Collins? No. I see your dreams are not all that informative after all. No great loss then, that you won't suffer from them anymore.






Adam: By the way, I'm still in pain here. Is it impossible to get a proper pint of whiskey in this hospital?

Julia: Alcohol slows healing, Adam. It's not what you need.


Vera: I want to see my son! Where is he?!

Payton: Matthew has gone to bed, Mrs. Branigan. It's nine in the evening. You slept all through the night and day!

Vera: I WANT TO SEE MY SON!

Payton: I'm not going to wake him up. You can see him tomorrow.


Julia oversaw the brain surgery Haynes and Jefferson were going to perform on Peter Jeff.


Oh, BTW.


Julia: What are they doing out there?! We need peace and quiet for surgery!


Jillian Haynes: Please hand me the skull saw.


Julia: There isn't much left of his brain.

Jefferson: I just saw forever in that hole in his head!


Jillian: We must cautherize it so he doesn't get necrosis.


Jefferson: OH GOSH HE'S MOVING, NOT THIS SHOIT AGAIN!


Jefferson: Jillian, help me! I got a terrible cramp in my arm!

Julia: That happened to me earlier.


Payton: HA HA HA HA HA!

Vera: Owwww! I was just vaccinated, you pillock!


Julia: Can someone make them stop that nonsense? Or call the sheriff?


Jillian: All these spiders are dead. Where are the alive ones?

Julia: Those are just moltings. Spiders shed their exoskeletons.


Jillian: HIS WHOLE BRAIN CAME OUT?!

Julia: Hmm, no spiders?

Jefferson: My arm is doing that THING AGAIN!!!!


Adam: Hey, there's a crazy lady in the reception, smoshing Payton's head against the walls and floor.

Julia: We know. You're not supposed to be in here.


Jillian: He's ded!

Irene: It was the best that could happen.


Jefferson: Have you no respect? PETER JEFF CLARKFORD IS DEAD!


Vera: I just want to see my baby!


Jefferson: Mrs. Branigan, I've thought it over carefully. We're going to do the surgery you suggested on your son.

Vera: Really? That's excellent!


Jefferson: Yes, we're going to do a full vivisection on every single of his organs. Whatever's wrong with him, we'll find it.

Vera: Oh thank you, Dr. Jefferson. I finally feel seen.


Julia Hoffman took Aylatani down to the morgue so they could chat in private.

Julia: I'm a part-time time-traveller myself, and I knew of your ambitious project before I got this job. Tomorrow Matthew Branigan will "die from unfortunate complications during exploratory surgery," and I want you to take him with you to where you're going.


Aylatani: But won't his mom wonder why there's no body?

Julia: We have a friend at the funeral home who'll make a wax effige that looks just like him. I've done this kind of thing many times.


Adam: Can I come with you?

Julia: Adam, you're not well enough. You only just had your stitches removed.

Adam: I heal quickly, and this is my chance to save my siblings. A bit of country air will do me good.

Aylatani: Fine with me. The more the merrier, eh?


Nope.


NOPE!


Doc Hoffman: I'M CLOSING THIS HOSPITAL DOWN FOR BEING A PUBLIC HEALTH HAZARD!


Long story short, here they are in 1123!

They didn't really know how medieval people dressed, because the pictures from that time are a bit.... not so realistic. So until they got some fashioon tips from the local pheasants they were just going to pretent they were a court of light elves. Then no one would make fun of their style, because they'd steal their babies.


Matthew came with them. They didn't tell him that his mom thought he was dead, so she could maybe get her head around the fact that she wanted him ALIVE, they told him it was a vacation to the country to strengthen his health.


Maybe they shouldn't destroy the pillows, because they can't just cruise to Wally and get new ones. But Aylatani and Riana were so happy to be living in the same home again.


T'anamika and Buck came to see where their two annoying kids would live for the next years.


And they wouldn't have money trouble!


Jonathan was bonding with his niece, in that low nice-point way.

T'ana: I'm glad you're staying here, you pest!


Suddenly Iris ran away crying. Oh no, was her second childoohd going to be as sad as her first?


Phil and Jonathan had decided they didn't like each other.


Wolfman Beau: Phil! I expect better from you!

Aamiley: MORE BLOOD!


Dawn: This is fun!


PUNCH! WHAM! SMACK! BIFF! POW! SLAP!


Phil: Yeh, I'm the alpha wolf.


Then Dawn sat down to do her first homework, because she had to attend the local village school by law of the King. She wasn't going to learn much there though, so Aamiley was just going to homeschool her. Maybe she would learn about poisonous mushrooms and stuff, that would be useful.


Aylatani: You're a wart on our family name!


Iris: This is just like when we lived with Liranda and Tallie! I wanna go home!


Aylatani cried in sadness, because she had just made up a very long feud with her children and grandchildren, and now she had one with her great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-ghranddaughter.

Is that too many generations? I can't count today, oka?!y


Andrina: You don't treat ME like that, BERTHA HORTENCE!


Beau: How about you and Aylatani come home, and we do that movie club thing?

Phil: That would very be preference, but Aamiley is too young and clueless to find all the answers to the ancient questions on her own. She needs our wise guidance.

Beau: Do you have to live with them, though?

Phil: Technically not?


Phil: JONATHAN, YOU SCUMBAG!

Billy: I CAN'T EVEN SEE WHO HE'S BEATING UP!


Riana: Smosh him!


Oh great. Now Jonathan hated his OTHER sister! I mean, he did kiss her husband, so yeah.


Then he took on Phil, for an Alpha Challenge. Everyone was cheering for Phil, except T'ana who was booing Jonathan.


Lirandrina: I beat you again, Bertha Hortence. HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA!


Anrinda: I need a bottle and a wee-wee!

Phil: She's regressing, she's beein in aspiration failure too long.


Andrina: And a diaper.

Phil: No! You go and shower. Now!


I watched a lot of Minecraft videos to research for this arc, and this is their village. :) They won't get horses, but maybe they can tame a wolf.


Aamiley: I think some of us should move elsewhere.

Phil: In fact.


Oh yeah, BTW: Aami brought her cats along. She would never abandon her babies. Technically, Moonshine is Jonathan's baby, but yeh.


Noodle is definitely Aami's first child, though. His grey markings make him look a bit like Brianna's cat Dixie. Maybe he's a wolfcat too, that would be cool!


The villagers would have to do some medieval crafting, like pottery, to earn some money. Most of them didn't have time-warp jobs.


Oh, there's that townie who looks like Marisol Scheiler! Her name is Zelda. Pretty goode medieval name!

Zelda: I am so cold. Kind elves, take pity on me and let me sit by your fire.


Andrina was placed on skullery duty.


And this was Aylatani's new home. It was like the fourth time in her life that she'd moved to a field in the wilderness, and the second time that week.


Phil: Johnatan you don't live here, go back to the villagers!


Aylatani: Let's have a baby!

Phil: Can that wait like a decade?


Phil: I didn't know we had a maid.

Riana: Kaylynn isn't a maid anymore. She moved in with the Trevannions by accident, when they teleported their house. But since she hates everyone, from having bean a maid, she goes around stealing random newspapers.

Phil: LOL pringint isn't invented yet.


Veggies and gardening is good for you, so of course Matthew (they're not going to undignify him by calling him "Little Matty," because he's almost 10) had to do a lot of it. And Irish too.


Aylatani: I'll just get the elephant out of the room. Our family has a history of DV and abusive behaviours.

Dawn: :(

Dawn came over with her "cousins" Iris and Matt after school, because she was curious. Aylatani didn't have beef with her parents, so they were okay with her going over to them.


Aylatani: You have a very hot stepdad!

Riana:Ew?


Virginia: Hey. Don't lose the feathers!

They should probably have some ducks and geese to shave, because they're trying to live off the land and be farmers.


And they should have a tame wolf, like in Minecraft.

I've seen mods to use square MC stuff in other games, but I don't get the appeal. If you want the game to look like Minecraft, then PLAY Minecraft! So here we'll be very high-poly.


Iris: At least this is better than listening to Headmaster Vince reading from his emo diary.

(He's not the headmaster at Burbington-LLoyd Superior anymore, she was just reliving past chagrin.)


Matt: I can't believe my parents let me come here. They didn't even want me to visit my Uncle I've Forgotten His Name. Mom cried like it was goodbye forever, though.

Iris: Mom sent me to boarding school once, but that was when I was older.


The kids' homework was to write the king's full name in calligraphy. He had 75 middle names. Virginia had to write about all the uses of tallow.


Andi: This got burnt. Can we send it over to Aylatani?


The villagers also needed fresh vegetables, because they wanted to haul groceries through the time portal as little as possible. The 12th century didn't have any way of getting rid of plastic containers, other than to stinkly burn them.


Aylatani: We don't want your charitable donations of burnt food! Phil and me are very good chefs, thank you very much.

Andi: Don't come here and shove me around, Bertha!


Aylatani made Andi mad by corrupting the youngest generation.


Dawn's entire childhood was basically like this, LOL!


Aami and Billy thought she should have a sibnilg or two. A village needs many children. I don't know if they really used to take the villagers out in boats to caves on isolated islands to breed, or if that was just that one guy in a video. The oppressing nobles probably needed them to grow grain and stuff. Maybe they were just in the caves in winter.


Love and Hate still lived side by side in the Starbloom homes.


Billy felt very influential. I hope it was because Aami had just thorougly snogged him, and not because he loved all the domestic abuse.


Aami felt like it wasn't time to have the Talk with Dawn yet, but she wanted to be the one to have it, so Dawn didn't grow up all squicked out.


Dawn really liked ghost stories, though. Too bad most of the ones who lived in the cemetery have disappeared, so they can't go and visit them.


Andrina: NO I HAVEN'T, and it's none of your dan business!


Adam was getting healthier with his inside stuff in the right formations. He was in charge of light gardening jobs like watering the plants.


Sometimes people timeslipped through the portals. :0 Oopsie daisy. That house on the left is Aylatani's new farmhouse.

TA's note: Yeah, I should play the Magpies again.


Aami: *GASP!* It worked! Adam, I'm having another baby!

Adam: Congratulations! Don't let them become werewolves. Not in this wicked kingdom.




Look how pretty their orchars looks in autumn, with all the bright colours!


Adam was definitely feeling better!


Aami: My baby just kicked!


Meanwhile, Phil was trying to keep order as the dad of a colony of wildcats.


Riana: Irish, you know what to do about it.

Iris: But I don't like the toilets we got from Seth. I'm scared of falling into them!

Riana: You won't. The hole is no bigger than in modern toilets.

Who's Seth?


And why did Daniel have frostbite? A few time-slippers came to visit. Yeah, Dumbledore's house was already built!


A pretty stray cat also came to visit. His name was Adel, which I suppose is male for Adelle, and pronounced the same like Michelle and Michel. (At least in English.)


Kick A Ball Around A Tree was a local sport.


Yeh, by the way. Edgar and the Juniors are there, to try to figure out who wrote an unauthorized and incomplete biography on Edgar.


Oh my gosh, who's the pyromaniac?!


Phil had learnt all the secrets of the plant world. Now he could probably read the Voynich manuscript, if that had been real. I don't think it is. It exists, but I think it's an artistic expression, not secret botanical knowledge of plants that don't exist.

No, scratch that. I really want to believe it's an interdimentionally travelling books that the Fair Folk wrote, and some antiques dealer got their hands on it. Maybe there's an expedition to get it back!


The scent of apples attracted the fireflies.


Not you again?!


And a stray Ottomas kid too. Great. Now he can tell his mom Salamandra that the Starblooms are the exact kind of farm bumpkins she's always taken them for.

Yeah, they got chickens, but they had to get rid of them again. They got sick. (As in, I tried downloading a new version of the set, and it was incomplete.)


Diaper Man: What is your homework about?

Matt: We're listing all the cities in England alphabetically.

Iris: And we have to write with pens, so we can't make any mistakes!

Diaper Man: Can I watch you do homework? If I absorb knowledge it makes me wiser and more mature, and less sticky.

Matt: Sure, you'll be better at geography at least.

Iris: It doesn't say where any of those places are though.


Oops. Beau had better stay away from angry farmers with crossbows and arrows.

Actually, I think crossbows shoot something called "bolts." Have any of you watched Murdoch Mysteries? The main character gets shot with one at close range, and it goes right in where his liver should be, and pretty deep too, AND HE'S LIKE NOT EVEN INJURED BY IT?! Or he is, but seems to be in the leg, because he walks with a cane. People on that show always get injured in the wrong bodypart. Shot in the chest? Your arm gets hurt. Stabbed in the lower abdomen? Your arm gets hurt. Fall off a twenty-foot ladder and land on a wooden crate that breaks into splinters? Your arm AND leg gets hurt, but mostly you get mercury poisoning because that's what your girlfriend injects you with. Oh, and the needle is like the one they used on Vera.

Young Murdoch is very cute. He would like time-travelling too, he and his friend George Crabtree. Hmmmmmmm....


I know we hate chance cards, but this one let Phil do some actual damage if he connects the wrong one. You know? This sounds like exactly the kind of thing Dr. Julia Hoffman would be very interested in. I think we know who the *assistant* was.

And apropos Murdoch, there's this episode where he has to defuse a gigantic bomb. He's never done it before, and his mad scientist friend is scared of going into the giant pipe the bomb is in, so the scientist friend screams at Murdoch to just pick one. Murdoch snips a random wire, and nothing happens. His friend screams at him to "pick the other one." It's much funnier than it sounds. Oh rite, Phil.


Okay, the assistant wasn't Julia. He should probably have chosen her instead.

10k?!?!?!??! THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE LIKE 1K! Crap. They're gonna have to get gardening like champs.


Good boy!


LOLOLOL the same chance card again! But now they have money!


Aami had read that clean night air was good for babies, so she went for a walk among the gardens every night.


Aami: But you are still my first and forever baby!


Aami: My sister has the Family Aspiration. She wants a lot of babies, if you know what I mean.

Adam: Good for her. I hope she finds a nice man to have them all with. I can't imagine being in charge of kids.


Pictured: Dawn's childhood.


Aami: I BET MEDIEVAL BIRTH IS EVEN WORSE THAN VICTORIAN BIRTH!

I think the Victorians were actually dirtier, at least early Victorians like the Starblooms were, but now Aami and Tanamik'a can trade birth stories. T'ana birthed Andrina in the 19th century. This family tree is such a bowl of spaghetti I'm not even gonna try drawing it.


Aamiley suffered horrific complications from the medieval birth! (Because I saved at the wrong point.) First the baby wouldn't come out at all, and the birth just stopped. If that happens in real life, while you're doing a home birth, go to the hospital immediately. Never mind your child having the "perfect" entry into the world, get them out alive! And stay alive yourself!

After I reloaded the baby shown as born, but he was nowhere to be found, and Aami was still waddling around pregnant. They had to go to the family edit lot to have him show up. Guess what? Aami was still pregnant, except not really. Then I cheated her pregnant again, and just decided she had twins. She had a daughter, and then she went back to normal. Diaper Man attended the birth.

What I mean is: Aamiley's birthing of twins went terribly wrong, because Medival ages, and she had to go back to the 70s (different hospital) to have the babies. The people at the birth clinic thought they were from a sect.


So anyway, girl and boy. They named the girl Ismaynie, a name they found in an old legend, and the boy Owen, after Billy's brother who died in the accident with a chemistry set where Billy lost his eye as a child.


Because the parents were really busy with twins, Andrina and Jonathan decided to take Dawn to the Pumpking Patch so she would have other childhood memories than just weeding. Adam came along because he had Romance Aspiration.




Dawn thought is was a mysterious and magical place.


There was even a spooky old house.


She met her ancestor Elvin there. It's actually really anachronistic that Elvin is gothic, because at this point he had lost his right to be a Goth. They banned him from their community because he was giving them a bad name. So this was clearly a much earlier Elvin travelling to a place that exists outside of time.


Dawn also met that guy.


Ettie even came around. I miss Ettie, she should be part of the Community in Arenanueva.


Elvin got to meet a descendant who was as nice as himself.

The Starblooms used to have really high nice-points! At least Aylatani and her children do. It's all Elvin's fault.


I thought that was Peter Ottomas, but it's Charlie, Bella's dad. At least he has reason for being mad.


Andrina: Are you the Skull-Faced Lady?

Green Reaper: I'm the Green Reaper, and I collect the plants and trees that wither in the seasons.

Andrina: Where's your head, though?

Green Reaper: I do not have one, and I do not need one.


Poor Wolflady Jr.


And then there were New Age cult recruiters. Go away, they have their own cult!


I. SHIP. THIS. VERY. MUCH.

You can't really see her, but it's Kimberly Dimwit, one of the evilest of the Dimwits ever. In her canon reality she's Lily's sister, Andrew is her brother, and their parents are Ian and Chaz. Yeah, Chaz is actually older than them, even if she's a teenager here. Kimwit has killed many of her husbands, and is now married to Voldemort.

Go read sammyfrog's Dimwit ISBI to see just how awful Kim is.


BTW, you haven't seen Adana at all in this chapter, but she does live with Aylatani! I don't know why she hasn't been in any of the pictures. No, she was in one.

(I'm going to remove everyone's blue accessories, because I'm soooo tired of fixing them!)


Andrina contemplated the fate of the Wicked Witch the house had landed on.

Andi: I wonder if she was the one who lived here. This is kinda like having your own car roll over you. I've heard about that, but not about your house doing it.


Then she met one of the guys she was hoping to meet. His name's Stuart, and he's this elf fella who'd been hinting that they might have chemistry when she grew up. (Because he's a time traveller from the 1990s, not because he creeps on teenagers.)


Andrina: Nope. Not a single spark.

Stuart: Then you are not my intended. Good luck finding your One.


Andrina: Where do the people go, after they're sucked into soda machines?

Stuart: No one knows.


Aylatani didn't impress Karis Duckling and Trilby, but when someone's lived a life as hard as hers (She's suffered for 400 years) you can't judge people for small things like that.

(The Duckling Prettacy is also by sammyfrog, GO REED.)


Andrina: OMIGOSHG IT'S DUMPLEDORE! Why is he talking to Bertha?


She got so angru her face got stuck like that.


Andrina: OOUTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!


Andrina: Professor Dumnbldore this is Bertha Hortence! Don't talk to her she's evil!


Aylatani: NO! THIS is Bertha Hortence!


When not even the Duckliings like you, I think you're the problem, Jonathan.


The reward for spending two nights in the Pumpking Patch is that you can pick as much as you want of its seasonal fruits. It was too late in autumn for anything other than pumpkins though.


Back home, Billy was a happy dad.


And Aami was a happy mom.




Then came the time for their face ceremony! Aami was very happy to not have babies anymore, because babies are very messy and Medieval times no Pampers.


Ismaynie was beautiful! She looked so much like her grandmother T'anamimka that everyone was astonished.


Little Owen looked a lot like his dad.


Awwwww, Allegra was friends with Moonshine. She could be their tame woofl.


Okay, so Aami may have smuggled some children's clothing that was easier to change.

They're so cute.


Being able to walk was really important in feudal society, so they had to learn it young.


Aami: Whe you're n Best Friends Forever, it means forever. Even if you're not even friends anymore, you're still BFFs. That makes it a lot easier to become friends again.


Dawn liked working in the gardens more than she liked going to the village school. She came home so bored that she couldn't think, and gardening was the only thing that de-stressed her enough to be able to do homework. She didn't even have good grades. When you go to a medieval village school, and you're a D-C student, you're struggling, kid.


It was important to stay clean, so they didn't get lice, because lice carried plague. People say it was rats, but the rats didn't bite people to infect them. Their fleas did, and they got those fleas from living in filthy conditions onboard ships. Rats aren't naturally dirty, they clean themselves almost as much as cats! Don't pet wild rats, though. If you scare them they can bite p hard. Ask my Dad.


Noodle and Moonie were becoming good friends. I'm so sad about a couple of the pets from another story, that don't get along. You'll see who I mean.


Adam: Oh, you do look better, Adam! If I may say so myself.


Adam: Starting to get that healthy glow.


Adam: And my gums are a different colour than my teeth.


The twins slept in the kitchen where it was the warmest.


Adam was completely healthy now. (It's been a couple of years since the beginning of the chapter.) He was still a bit spacey, so he had to be told what to do a lot of the time.


And sometimes not! This just happened completely on its own. Was it fate?!


Andrina: How can it be you? It was supposed to be Sean who was my destined love. But I love you, I can't help it.

Aami was happy that she had found Billy, and that she wasn't the Chosen One.


A good fight cheered Andrina up.


This time it was Jonathan versus Elvin. I would have said "Piss off, Elvin," but since was Jonathan, neh.


Elvin won, but at the price of his Goth Card.


Yeh.


Andrina actually loved Adam. No one had expected it, and no one was all that happy about it, but at least it wasn't like that OTHER time when two people in this story just up and fell in love. (And I'm not talking about Aami and Billy.)


Aami spent her entire days taking care of the twins. She was trying to teach them to talk before they grew up.


Because they were growing up.

(Looking after them literally took ALL THE TIME. If you think that their toddlerhood was short, just know that I extended it to twice the normal length! It's just not fun to look at pictures of nothing but toddler skilling. And Dawn spent all her time gardening, so she could get her fun up enough to do her homework.)


Dawn didn't like going to bed, because then school came way too quickly. But if she stayed up too long there wasn't a lot of time to sleep, and school came very quickly when she did.


At least breakfast was getting better as Andrina was increasing her skills.


Is it just me, or does Owen look like a Gen 2 MacAvoy kid?


And how does Ismaynie look more like her grandmother than like her mother, and more than her mother looks like her grandmother? Because Aami looks like Buck. Andrina is the one who looks like T'anamika.


Dawn: Ungle Jonathan, I feel stretchy.

Jonathan: That means you're growing!


Jonathan: You'd better get changed, so people don't think you're a dark elf.


Pleasure. She likes them fat and with black hair, but they have to be clean. Okay, I have no idea who fits that description.


Meanwhile, Aylatani liked them blonde and with a scruffy beard.


That's not their cat, I think that's Ethan's cat Tim. Someone came to visit, and Tim slipped in through the portal with them. They were going to take Hank and Blenda from the hospital, but Drs. Hoffman and Montoya told them no. Those are therapy pets, and the Starblooms could go catch some village strays.


Oh Beau, nooooo! You've had such a nicely platonic friendship with Adana. I know she's hot, but it can't be easy when every guy you get close to starts hearting over you.


The farm kids were just as bored as Dawn. They wanted to go to the pumpkin patch and see vengeful ghosts, because school had them THAT bored.


Adam: I saw you in my wolf dream. You love a man you cannot have, but you also love a man you can have. Chose the right one.

Adana: Wait, aren't you that guy my Mom met at the hospital?

Adam: Yes, I was almost dead. Now I'm looking for a way to save my sister and brother.

Adana: Where are they?

Adam: They are dead, but I heard Victoria talking about bringing a child back from the grave by time-travel. I figured it might work for my siblings too.


Ohai, Andrew Dimwit.


Adam: Choose the right one, Adana.


Virginia: Yeah, Adam is a bit touched in the head, but he's mostly okay. I don't know why he thinks he has "wolf dreams" because I know a lot of other werewolves, and they don't. He's not a guy I would take relationship advice from either.


Matt: Maybe Eric is here, LOL!


Virginia: My sister Isobel! How nice to see you!

Isobel: It's nice to see you, my sister Virginia.


I feel like the actual pumpkin patch should be a bit spookier?


And then Brice was there, doing a PSA about smoking.



That's actually all the pictures I had. Not that it wasn't a lot already, it was just a bit of a weird ending. Like, I wonder if I've saved some pics to the TS4 folder by mistake. But the Starblooms are BACK BABEEEEEEY! Maybe we can even see about getting a new Scheiler generation going! They'll probably have to start over, though. New generation, new town!

TTFN and Narrator ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuut!