tigeranne | The Starbloom Travecy - Generation 5.1! (Reply)

Merry Christmas, my deranged fans! Narrator is showing signs of waking up from her holiday-induced food-and-cartoons coma, with a new tragic chapter of Starbloomingness to share. Or... maybe it won't be so tragic, since the last chapter ended with Dumbledore turning out to be real after all. Anyway, it's 5.1. A new generation has taken over.

Also in 4.7, Falcon's somber predictions came true, when Renesmee and Jacob managed to drive Nerniya to despair. She took her anger out on Jonathan. Annabelle got engaged to her pack-mate, Nathaniel. Renée took Renesmee back, after she discovered Phil was not her father after all. Bella was jealous and chagrinned.

A new goth-club opened in The House of Silent Despair, and who did our heroes meet there if not Diaper Man himself. Not that he seemed all that dangerous, but hey... He's real! Maikana got William on her side, by convincing him that it was Aylatani's fault his brother died, and that she had nothing to do with it. (And that's actually true.)

Adana played with Ryan's emotions, despite her twin sister's pleas. At school, Bella kissed Edward, fulfilling the prophecy - whatever it actually says - and efficiently breaking T'ana's heart. T'ana dealt with the sitution by going on a binge, befriending her notorious great-grandmother Liranda, and ramming Bella through a wall.

And then... Dumbledore materialized at the beach, to collect the kids.

Hiiiiiii!!!! I'm Narrator, and I hope you're having a splennnnndid Christmas Weekend! I know I am, even if TigerAnne's making me type up another tragic update. But it's not actually all that tragic.

Dumblefore was explaning to MacGonnagle how Diaperman danced.

This is the Husoe of Dumbledoore. TigerAnne says it's a Victorian mansion with Gothic Revival details, that's been given a Mansard roof during the Second Empire periode. I have no idea what that means, but it's old. Like before 1970 old.

This is where Dumblesore and MacGee lives with Harry Potter and some of his friends who have graduated from Hogwash. Now he had brought the twins and Iris to be trained to fight the good fight. Jonathan coulnd't come :( because Nerniya needed to forget he existed. The hate was implemented in her could not be uninstalled. But Anada came along instead, because Dumbeldore knew and wanted her to forget Ryan. And then Ruana came with her, because they're twins.

IUris: This i s where we're going to live. I love it. Who is the strange man?

It's Mr. Hubble. He's the world's worst computer salesman, so he has to give his hardware away for free. But he's good at selling anti-virus that goes along with it.

T'anamika: I hop we're going to learn to drive rockets!

It was no school that day, so they had yoghurt with fruits for breakdast, and got to know their new roomies. That's Ginny sitting between Dumblefloor and Riana, and you can see a bit of Draco Malfog.

Iris liked Ron Weasley. She'd never flirted with a boy before. He's not dating Hermione, because McGonaggle doesn't want hanky panky, so she's hypnotized them all to think they're brothers and sisters.

Nerniya was polite and helped the dishes take a bath, while Dumbledore gave a lesson in DADA.

Iris has been rewinded to 13 again, so she has to wear modest clothing fitting her age. She liked Draco Malfoy because he looked so dark and misunderstood.

Irish: Why are you wearing a short with a unicorn skeleton?

Draco: Because the unicorn is dead.

Iris: Why?

Draco: Because inicorns represent innocence, and that can never last.

When people move, people come to visit them. Ugh, they got Brendan McDerp. Starling's only date who is not 7o years old.

Also Harry's cousin, Slim McKinkley. I couldn't remember what his cousin was called, but this is Alternative Universe. :)

Slime: Why have you dyed your beard?

Dumbledore: I'm an eccentric scientist.

Dumbledore: Look its a dragon!!!

Dumbledore: PSIKE! LOL!

Dumbledore is over 2002000 years old (because of all the timetravelling he's done), so he knows that you're not older than you feel. He feels 12.

The kids were really happy to put the paste behind them, and meet new friends and start a life with them. Brendan hid behind a bush because he's anti-social.

He didn't like kids who did good in school, because they could be smarter than him and that made him feel stupid about himsefl.

I didn't make McGonagal old, because the books say she's got black hair. But she's gonna be really strickt.

Draco used to like Gonny, but now he thinks she's his sister.

Iris likes all the boys. They're a lot cuter than her Headmaster. (The pervy one, not Dumbledoor.)

Nerniya: I wish I had met Ron before Jacob existed. But Renesmee would just have stolen him. :(

Riana: Are you the smartest student in school?

Hermione: Yes I am.

Riana: Me too at my school. We're gonnna be friends! :D

Rianna cut her hair and disguysed as a teenager with a hoodie. It says University, but she pretended to be a Junior in High Shcool. (The third year, not a kid of Edgar.)

Adana got a matching sweater because it was getting colder in autimn. And McGoogle said that Nerniya's transparent top violetted dress code, so she had to get another one.

T'anba: You can be happy your a boy, Harry. I used to date an ugly fug named Edward, but he had a propecy with a pale stupid chick called Bella, and he CHEATED ON ME. I don't know any boys who have heartbreak like that.

Then she noodgied Harry, so he would think of her as an annoying sister and not fall in love with her. She wasn't ready to lose another love.

Dubledore tried a spell to make pizza, and it got hot around his ears.

But he accioed a fire distinguisher and put out.

Then he made a new pizza, but a ceremonial flame kept burning as a token of human potential of failure. Don't worry, the rest of the chapter isn't going to be so philosophocles.

Dumbledore: Harry you're like a son to me. I hope you're not going to be jealoys of the new kids, because they've had a rough life. Iris has to make pervo art all day, and the twins have a crazy dad.

Irish shared a green room with the twins. That doesn't meen they're in Slytherin, just because McGonnagal liked the wallpaper.

They loved their room. It was homely with little flowers and lots of books to reed.

Adana shared another green room with Riana. They got queen size beds, because they were adults. Adana should probably been in Slythering though.

They didn't have classes, but they had to get up early with the others if they wanted breakfast. McGonagal is an authoritaritive mother.

Ginny: Iris, Harry's cousin didn't go home because he LIKES you.

Poor Iris. D:

Riana: He reminds me of someone I've seen before, but that was long ago... He can't be.

She noticed that William was hiding behind the topiary outside the window, and she ran to greet him with a loving kiss.

Riana: I'm so happy you've snuck in here to stay with me. We're not going to tell McGee. And Harry's cousin reminds me of someone, but I can't remember.

The other kids were infiltrating the orginary school, and Mrs. Hawkesworth didn't like their essays. Not even Hermiones'. It was so good that she thought it was downloaded.

The guy who plays Ron in the film kinda looks a lot like him.

Ron lost his memory in the Dept. of redundancy Dept. But he remembered that he was supposed to not like Draco.

It had somethingto do with Ginny.

Riana tried to make tomatoe soup, but the twins wouldn't stop playing rock-paper-scissors.

Dumbledore had put an anti-muggle charm on the stove so she couldn't use it. :(

That's Kevin.

Adana: Hi WIlliam, are you an Auror?

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Every night they had lessons. Riana had to be a teacher, because they needed more adults to help with all the homewirk.

Irish forgot everythong she had learnt every time she rewound. It was difficult for Harry to study NEWTS.

Adana came and helped Ron with calculus.

Nerniya: I hate ariglacy!

Draco almost fauled alegrebra.

Adana: I think some of your brain is still inside that jar. That could explain your remembory problems.

Hermione: You can use my paper as the blueprint.

Ron: Thanks you could help!

Dumbledore: The kids are very talented. We'll gave success in our mission. I think we're a lot happier like this.

Hermione: It's better than it has been before for us. Voldemort is dead.

But Edwart wasn't.

Riana: I'm so happy you're here. It's like being married.

MacG wasn't really happy about it so she gave William a really hard bed so maybe he'd go home. He couldn't sleep in Riana's bed, because she installed a catapult spell that tossed him out if he tried.

Nerniya watched the news one day, and she saw a story about

Dumbledore had the MAN FLU! D:

McGonagal is Scottish, so she has a plaid bikini.

Riana: I know the man-fly is bad but don't put in your face or we'll all get it.

She fed them cereal with banana, because when your sick you don't like food with taste, and banaba is healthy.

Dumbledore: I could murder a ginger ale.

Ron thought the water looked really cold, and... Wait a second..!

RON'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE PECS BECAUSE JKR SAYS THAT HE'S NOT SEXY!!!

Draco backflopped. It was humiliation.

Riana: It's like boarding school. And we have a suana and pool. (Swimming pool, but they have a pool table too.) I've never been so happy in my life. Why do you think Adana cries herself to sleep at night?

William: She misses Ethan maybe. I hope he doesn't starve to death like Nathaniel's twin.

She has lived with Ryan too long. :(

McGonagal: Harry Potter, why are you coming to class in your underpants???

Mac was the strict teacher, and Riana was the nice teacher, and their power-balance helped the kids study good.

Everyone tried to copy from Ginny.

Hermione: WHY IS ROSE SALLY HERE?

T'ana: She's spying for Bella, I bet.

William: Class over. I've made pizza!

It was very happy to be a big family that didn't fight and hate. Kevn and Logan visited a lot.

Harry: WHERE IS BED?

Draco was practicing confusing charms.

The house was old with lots of long stairs. T'ana tried to sneek insto the boys dorm and got slid back out LOL!

Riana: Hi, Ben. We're having a great time here. Tell Mom not to worry.

Ben is her brother, in case you forgot because there are a lot of characters. He used to be Iris's twin.

Slim called.

Riana: I'm the snotty little sister of a girl who used to beat you up in the 7th grade? Was her name Liranda? Did she say you were a Sumo Wrestler? Was it you who wore your dinosaur PJs to school?!?!?!??! BUT THEN WHO IS DIAPER MAN????!!

It was a mysterious.

Riana: I can't talk now, Slim. My student is home and he's got A+ because I'm awesome.

Riana: Ron you have, potatential. Your brain is growin back.

Rone: How do I take off the star?

You can't You have to wear it until next day, LOL! It's to teach students not to get big heads.

Harry did really good on the trollology test. (Specialization in mythical creatures.)

Harry: It says I'm smart and Mrs. Hawkesworth ate her own socks. It was disgusting.

I wonder how Mrs. Hawkesworth is not dead yet. My last English teacher, Mr. Dungholm, once ate a nylon stocking, and he had to have it surgically removed from his bowels because it didn't digest. x( If TigerAnne's telling the truth, Mrs. Hawkesworth has also eaten three blackboard sponges, five packs of chalk and a map of Australia. It would be a lot easier for her to just believe in her students. :(

Hermione always does great, but she gets super happy every time because she isn't a bighead.

She pretends she hates getting the star, but secretly she's flattened.

It's a good thing that the kids have a lot of things to have fun with, because going to two schools is really hard.

Nerniya loves swimming.

She's too skinny. O.o

Draco plays a lot of basketball, because his Dad says it gives gansta cred.

The twins were almost 20, so they did there last homework.

Later they went out to celebrate their last night as teenagers. It had been seven really adventurous years for them.

Hermione doesn't hold her booze very well, because she's not used to boozing like the twins. (And I think that's good for her.) She kept trying to drag T'ana out on the dance floor and telling her she was her best friend. T'ana was a bit worried, because she didn't want ot have bad influence.

Riana had to stay sober and drive, and she remembered why teenagers were a pain in the @$$.

T'ana: Tomorrow I'll stop loving Edward. It will be like he never existed!

She didn't know if she was happy or sad, because she had really loved Edward, and she knew he had loved her. It wasn't his paul that Bella had tricked him into fulfilling the propercy, but love had turned to hate.

Elvin was there. He didn't know they were his descendants because he was destracted by Francie's booo00oobs, and doesn't pay attention to family. (He's Tallie's father. And Miraluna's.)

Irish entertained by juggling. She got an offer from a circus but turned it down, because they were actually looking for a human cannonball.

Ginny got durrrrrrnk.

The twins decided to use they're last chance to be immature and loud in public while it was expected behaviour.

Jasper invited himself to their birthday, becayse he hoped to sell weed. And beat up Draco.

It was a lot of anticimantipation.

A lot of people came to the birthday, including the uncle-twins and Ryan.

Nerniya became a grunge rocker and T'ana a H&M housewife.

She couldn't handle it.

Her parents are SO DUMB!

Doktor Geheimlichmanouver: Liek der Father iz das Daughter! LOL!

He made her dance the chicken dance, and was a general arsehole.

Poor T'ana! Is she gonna be loony like her old man? D:

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It's not a Starbloom update if there isn't some tragic element. :) I hope the start of a new generation didn't disappoint. Mild spoilers ahoi, but there will be love and babies for one of the twins, in the near future.