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The Nightinwolf Chronicles - Chapter 2!

Hiiiii! This is Narraelynn, and I'm about to tell you the next chapter of the dramatic and shocking story of the Nightinwolves. Liranda and Tallie are still evil, so don't trust anything they say!

Once upon a time there was a mysterous woman...

Falcon was being true to himself, and taking a skinny dip in the hot-tub, in the pub where Bertha Hortence's pink kitichen used to live.

Mysterious Woman was outside in the cold snow, looking in through the window.
Dark Woman of Mysteries: This looks like the right place for my PLAN! They won't suspect anything.
She drank a mysterious blue bottle.

OH NO! Who was that little girl, all alone and cold in the bitter winter snow? Did the mysterious woman abandon her there? How cruel she must be! :(
PSA: The house isn't actually pink, it's the light from a lamp inside. Bertha Hortence didn't have time to paint before she left, else it would beenn pinker.

The poor little girl only had a thin dress and no jacket. :( She fought despratly to crawl through the snow, so someone would find her on the road.

Maikana was out. Was there hope, or would the child freeze to death and only be a mysterious red hearing in the ploit?
Maikana: Liranda? One of the punters forgot a kid again. x(

Liranda: Poor little child is cold as ice. This is a sign! She is the one we've been waiting for!
Liranda felt really sorry for the baby, because she used to have to sleep in a bathtub full of frozen ice and almost frozen water and sludgy snow when she was that age. It was a terrible memory. She could tell from the child's dark circles around her wize green eyes that she had suffered just as much.

Little Girl: Pretty Lady help me?! That is a bad man!
Liranda: He won't hurt you. You're OUR kid now!

Liranda started being a Mommy again.

The baby couldn't walk because she was so hungry and tired, and her legs were frozen soo she couldn't even move them. Elvin taught her how to walk, like a proper Dad. They fed her first, though! How mean do you THINK they are???

Maikana: Liranda is too busy with the adopted baby to run the Cult. I will have to post on the Internet that the bar is open.
They thought that having a bar would make being in a ominous cult more popular. It's easier to recruit drunk peiple anyway.

The mysterious girl was called Lily Mysterica. She told them that her mother had left her in the snow, and had disappeared. She had lost all her other memory because it was too tramatic.

Annabelle: Maikana, I want to join your sect!
Maikana: Cool. You can get in for free, because you're almost related.
They had a ticket machine outside (Like Turnip has on his sad disco), but they didn't take money from own famioly.

And not from children, but Alexandra paid before they could give her the free ticket. Her Henry Dad is going to be angry.

Logan: Cool, you found a baby.

Starling used the kill-bike to be closer to her twin brother, who it almost killed. She hasn't seen him since Bertha Hortence made him help kidnap Iris and Ben to the sea, 30 years earlier. But the medicine helps them all stay young.

Tallie wore skimpy clothes to try to attract members.

Lily got stronger with love and care, and could play like a happy child.

Annabelle: You will get a lot of members if you have a wolf in your club! I'm a wolf and my boyfriend.
She came because she was attracted by the moon lamp.

Maikana: Don't tell your parents that you've joined a doomsday sect. They could get mad.

Who was that mysterious girl? Why were there so many strangers in the neighbourhood???+??

It's normal fir wolves to be naked, because they live in the forest.
Falcon: When it rains, it's the aliens who pee.

Zarinda: HE'S NAKED AGAIN! Kids don't look!

Moron Sandy Fairchild: I know you were the smartest girl in your school, so why are you almost naked and it's snowing, when your cousin who was in highschool for 18 years dances around in clothes?
Tallie has learned to control her own body temperature through thought-control, so she doesn't get cold.

Maikana needed a new dress if she was going to be a cult leafer. She had no shoes since that was more ethearial.

Elvin finally ditched his flanell shirt and became a proper goth like his wife.

Falcon has been a goth for so long he's goth no matter what he wears. He's goth when he's naked.

Logan came home from late one night (he had forgotten his jacket and it was really cold) and Lily wouldn't let him in. She thought he was someone evol. Logan stomped his feet and shouted, but she just sat there staring bravely at him for an hour.

Never eat the yellow snow.

The twins worked really hard at school, so their brains were always tired. Poor Kevin he didn't even have a plate of squishy leftovers to sleep on. They wanted to study hard, so they would be smarter than Ryan. Else Tallie would be sad.

Sharna is Ryan's greatest fan. Isn't she totally pretty? She wanted to see where he used to live when tragedy struck.
Exactly what is he famous for, Narrator? I mean, apart from watching people use the toilets. Which doesn't get you many fans.
In another reality (Reed the Edgarcy!!!!!) he's a scientist who tries to make the world alive again after the apocalypse. He's their big hero! Sharna iss originally from that world, so she knows his full potential!
Okay, then.

The Fortune Dealer gave them another magical lamp. It was very nice to have a proper relic, since they were going to be a cult.

Maikana: It's a good thing we have a baby here, since that seems so family friendly. We need people to trust us.

Lily was used to have to sleep outdoors, so she would go out in the middle of the night and go to sleep under a pile of snow like a husky. The other girls had o go and search for her.

Lilo: We found her. :)

She was very good at burrowing in the snow.

She found a bottle someone had stolen from the bar and dropped in the snow! >:(

A famous man from TV came to their house to search for inspiration. It was a shame Starling was naked.

Tallie: I know who you are! You're my son who was brainwashed by Bertha Nortence, and has since gone mad from the tragedy of your life. The beard almost works as a disguise, but a mother recognixes her own kids.
She could have given him a hug, I think.

Tallie: I don't think you're really crazy, though. Diaper Man is real so you didn't hallucinate that, and walking around naked just runs in the family. Don't let Bertha Hortence tell you there's something wrong with you!

It was opening night, so they had to pretend they had some customers.

Logan: Why is Dad always naked???!
See, it's normal in this DNA.

Oh no! Who pyt Lily in the preppy nursery in a stupid bear pajamas? She lives in the gothic house with Liranda, not with the preps.

Suddenly Laurelin came in the door.

Zarinda: Oh crap we have a customer.
Starling: Who is it?
Zarinda: The weird elf-lady who looks just like my Mom. She's suppossed to be in the industrial revelation.

Tallie: GLUBB GLUBB GLUGG!

Laurelin: what are you doing, trying to start a spooky sect? Are you all crazy? And your lamp is dangerous!
Logan: I'm so sorry I'm trying to turn it off! D:

Brianna: If you're not crazy, why are you eating a rotten slice of bread when there's fresh pasta in the kitchen?
Ryan: Don't blow my cover, kid.

Laurelin: I hate your stupid clut, and I think it's irrispoonsible that you're using your alien adopted kid to pretend for tolerance, Mikaina!
Maikana: Have you got any idea what she's talking about?
Liranda: I've never seen her before.

Lilo has secret invisible powers, or a ghost is napping in her bed. D:

Liranda: Mommy will rescue you! Who put you in that terrible dress?

Liranda: Simon your inconsiderate and I hope you never multiply by my sister.

Oh no Mikania was feeling very cold. :(

She was up all night recruiting members with no shoes on.

Simon: OH NO MAIKANA ARE YOU DEAD???

OH NO IS MAIKANA DEAD!!???

nO she lived, but she's coloyred like her dress.

Brice is strsaight. He doesn't like naked men.

Tallie and Brinna was studying for eternal happiness.

I don't think Layrelin ikes their club.

She recognized Ryan. He wasn't supposed to be there, because she knows the future and spoilers.

Laurelin: He needs to lose that beerbelly, because in the future he didn't have it.

Everyone was studying much. They need better jobs because running a cult is expensive.

Kevin: Look, twin brother. It's that drug dealer.
Jasper: Do you think I'm scared of you?

Kevin: You ought to be.
Jasper is a terrible person, and in the future they will have to stop him.

It's still very hard to make timegates. :(

You know the family is part English (because they're so pale) and that's why they need a lot of breakfast to wake up.

BTW this is Kim. Her family was sucked in through a wormhole from another reality. In her other life she's got lots of babies, but here she just lives with her scrambled family trees.
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Maikaana: Adana, it's so great to sea you!
Adana: I'm so tired of the past and this dress!!! I had to have a vacation and see friends and famly.
Maikana: I hope your not here to see Ryan naked.
Adana: Maikana I would never do, that.

Lily is the same age as Andrina, just FYI so you know what time stuff happens at when you see the Starblooms again. But Andrina lives 175 years ago, so she's actually a lot older right now, but I don't really know how it works. When they come back, they will be same ages.

The Penguin is very upset when he sees snowmen who were left undone. It's wasted potential, and that's so sad. :-(

Logan saw boobs for the first time since he was baby.

Poor Miraluna she's still 14, because she's frozen in time. One day Lily will be her big sister.

Tallie only has one Nice Point, so sometimes when it gets lonely it starts talking to her and telling her to be mean to the people she loves.

Brianna: I'M HOME! HUE HUE HUE!
I don't know how she knows Peggy, but they're both really violet so they could be friends.

I thunk they need a fence around the garden so Salamandra can't come and shove them. Can't she just stop vacooming naked?

But it's so much fun to look at her. :(

I don't know why I took this picture, but Falcon is sexy. <3 They didn't have customers?

Starling approves that Kevin (he's her brother) flirted with Lilo. (She's Simon's kid. They're not related, YAY.)

That's why they don't get customers, they don't feed them. And Falcon walks around in the buff, but that should just attract more people, because he's hot.

There was no guests at the bar anyway (because Peggy went home) so Tallie and Falcon wanted to play "sausages in hot soup." They have so much love to catch up on since Edgar kept them apart.

The kill-bike grievously injured Logan. If he explodes he can rest in pieces, because we're not doing another Ryan! >:C

I hope this time-skip dosn't hurt anyone's eyes like it did last time. :( I'm sorry about the magenta.

Now Lily was 10 years old.

Yallie: Dad I think we need our own secrete language, so our enemies don't read our enigmatic doxuments.
Elvis: Yes I, agree. I will see if I can find one.
That would be so useful.

Liranda was practicing being a dark and secretive leader of the lost and impressionable. She had a natural tallent for it. :D

Dark and mysterious children love the water, because it's real but you can't grasps it. #deep

Poor Miraluna. She works out so hard because she thinks it will make her grow up. Elvin thought she had passed out drunk from sneaking booze in the bar. He laughed unsumpathetically, and Simon.

Liranda practiced looking very worried, so her follwwers would know she was saying things that were very sirious.

Starling: We need some huge statues and stuff, so people know our clan is justified and ancient.

Starling: Also you and Maikana should totlly have some babies, so we can raise a new generation of minions!ยจ
They're all so evil. :U But I love them soooo much. :(

Liranda: My love, it's suchg a long time since we snuck away to be together. I think we should do that this weekend.

So they went to the Silent House of Despair, because there are many weirdos there. They needed to recruit an exxentric genius who could build them a time-gate, because in case you forgot they need to stop Edgar from inventing the wheel. He has stolen one of Phil's future time-machines and is hanging out with cavemen and early mammals. (Aylatani and Phil are trying to stop him too, but Liranda and them thinks she is Bertha Hortence, and is secretly Edgar's girlfriend. So it's up to them.)

Look! Liranda is eating eggrolls. That's really weird! Because those eggrolls were only uploaded to MTS on the 6th of June, and the date on this picture says 2ND OF APRIL! It's PROOOOOF!
Of what?
OF TIME TRAVEL, YOU JIGGLYPUFF! HOW COULD SHE MAKE A FOOD FROM THE FUTURE???
I don't know. Maybe the eggrolls are a re-upload?
That's not very logical.

Chesthair: I want to join because all you ladies are smoking hot!

Liranda: You ain't half shaggy yourself. Please drop by for a cuppa.

This is Holden, who is a vegan. He's really skinny, because he doesn't like veggies, so he subsists on vaping and eating wild berries in summer. And he's stolen another culture's hair, because he tries to be cool! Holden's not very nice. He will be the enemy, probably.
His necklace is very small steal knuckles, to remind you that you may cause micro violence if you say or do something. Like telling him to eat potatoes.

Liranda: Oh, Elvin. This is where we met, so many years ago! We were SO young and blonde. I had run away from home because Bertha Hortence had killed my Mom, and my stepfather was a douche and believed her lame plastic surgery excuse, and I was wearing a frilly blue dress that was really short.
Elvin: You were really sexy in that dress, but I prefer you more mature and dignified and mysterious and sinister.

Elvin: I had no money, so I had to live in a tent!
Liranda: It was so romantic with the bonfires every night!

Liranda: We can be that way again, baby! All we need to do is to get a time-gate, and we'll stop Bertha Hortence from killing Mom, then we catch Edgar red-handed with the wheel, and then we go home and live happily!

Even goths need a swim to cool down on a hot night.

LOL he looks like he's surfing.

Liranda talked to Adrian Steele, who was a drummer in a grudge band. You need some famous people in your cult if you wanna be influential.

We need to have another commercial break.

This is Kim, she likes cookies.

Elvin though she was hot. She can't join the cult.

Wolfman Junior likes coming to the beach to howl at the moon.

Chester: I've joined a secret sect as a crystalballer. Because I have experiences with Horrorscopes.
As in he got demoted for making up a bogus one.
SSSHHHH! Don't reveal their dark secrets before then can plot ominous machinations! D:<

Then he became Duckman Junior again. It would be nice to have a secret identity.

Awww look! It was a beautiful sign that there was still a lot of light and love in the world, even in times of darkness before the dawn.

Liranda: You're the good witch! I would like you to join our side, and spred light and happiness to the world while we fight a great evil in the past and future.

She's not even sitting on the broom?!

Oscar who is a time-traveller: Hi, I'm Oscar. I'm a time-traveller, who has come to this time of decadence and debutchery, to teach you our superior moral values.
Liranda: Cool. Do you know someone called Edgar?

He started tickling Liranda. That's not very victorian. Maybe he's faking.

Oscar: My son Little James goes to the Dickens' Academy for Special and Talented Children in London.
Liranda: My oldest daughter (Tallie) is an Elite Operative for a spy-agency, my middle daughter (Miraluna) is stuck in high school forever because of biogenetic stasis, and my youngest daughter (Lily) is only 10 and has good grades.

Suddenly they looked up and saw a BLACK CLOUD OF DOOOOOOOM! above their heads. It was a time anomaly!!!! They had to run.

Liranda: It's trying to kill us like Legolas! We have to run!

I didn't know Ryan knew Captain Hero?!

Liranda: The camp is always full of craxy people. Maybe we can find someone to brainwash to our side.

I don't think they did. :( Because the next picture is Starling lopping a ball at Brianna's face. Don't feel sad for Brianna, though. She's very violent herself.

Lily's classmate had heard at home that their sect was very dangerous, and she said that if she had known Lily lived in that house she wouldn't have come home with her. Her family is very bigoted against what they don't know.
OH, POT AND KETTLE, NARRATOR!
Stop interrupting! :( My Sims are very tolerant! Lily brought a girl with a weird face home, and then the girl won't play with her!??!

Lily: But I'm just an innocent little girl, and I shouldn't have to suffer for what my Mommy and Daddy do?

Bennett: Okay, maybe you can help me with maths, because you're the smartest girl in school.
Lily is really smart.

Oh no! Look at this woman who is still stuck with the Smartest Kid Star, and she's at least 20! D:

Bennett: I'm going home to tell my Mom there was a naked man in the tub!
Falccon: I think we need to make more children in the clan, to reach the younger generation better.

Awww, that's so sweet. He's got one Nice Point, LOL!

Logan had some genetic splicing, to make his mouth smaller.

Tallie looks so crazy in love.

Lollopolly My grandkids want to be your minions. Have you got room for one or two, else they die tragically young.
TigerAnne, remember that you said I could have Elena when she grows up!

Falcon: Is she as pretty as her grandmother?
Tallie: Go away, Falcon.

Suddenly Brendan McDurrhurr came up to the house.
Brendan: Starling, it's good to see you. How about we take our relationship to the next phase.
Starling: It's about time!
Brendan: I think we're ready to go bowling together by now.

Starling: One of our bathrooms has a sordid history. A guy called Kevin was murdered in it, and my aunt was on the toilet watching.

Brendan: I love learning about your fascinating family history. It makes me feel for you.
Starling: I love good listners.

And then they smooched.

Why does Starling's dress look exacly like Flora's? They don't even work for the same agency, and nobody likes to wear the same dress! :(

Lilo was recruiting people she knew from school. That's Chaz she's talking to on the phone.
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This is the Potion Ceremony. It's important for cleansing your sould of old grubb before you join the Temple of the Secrets.

Kevin really liked Lilo.

Lilo really liked Kevin.

It's so sad that he'll grow up and be too old for her, but they can be happy in guppy love.

They were so cute having their first kiss. <3

Kevin: My love for you is piercing my heart, but it doesn't hurt.

Elvin worked as the bartender for sex-apple.

And Brice's fame went to his BIG FAT HEAD and he thinks just because he's the number one international zex symbol that he's like sooooo hot and anyone wants him. x(

Tallie: Being a spy makes me strong.
Brianna was jealos.

This is the beacon of discontent dedicated to Bertha Hortence. It tells everyone what happens to people who do wrong against the Clan of the Enigma.

Elvin should be on X-factor. He's a lot sexzier than Brice.

Shaz came to inspect the premises. She was sceptical.

She was really confused because she was expecting lots of people in weird hats and stuff. Maybe she was disappointed.

Now Liranda is happy forever! :D She deserves it after having suffered sooo long.

Yes Brianna Ur home, durr.

Lily was really happy because she was put in the child-prodigy class.

Chaz: Why don't you have weird hats?
Brianna: They would make us look stupid?

Chaz: Are you the cult leader?
Maikana: I am the High Lady of the Temple of the Secret Enigma. Can I help you?

Chaz: You're the only person here who's even dressed like they're in a proper sect! Nobody wears funny hats, and there are no UFOs or mysterious arches!

Chaz: I'm gonna tell all my friends that you're all just a themepark! With no popcorn!

Maikana: But Chazza, we're just starting out!
Chaz: Don't touch me!
Maikana's business perks and brain control didn't work on Chaz. She had a very strong mind.

Maikana: If you join us you can watch our empire grown and expand. We're bent on world domination.

Maikana: YOU could be an important piece in our puzzle, since nobody can read your mind.

Maikana: We're going to build a time-gate, and go to the future and get all the cool stuff they make there. None of your friends have a hoovercar! Logan stop oogling my boobs.

Maikana: And we're going to have all the cool clothes and music and tv-shows that they won't be able to watch, since in 500 years they'll be dead.
Chaz: But you don't HAVE a time gate.
She's so negative! D: Sam, does this have anything to do with her upbringing?

Maikana: Whatever, be average then.

Chaz: At least I'm not a scammer! >:(

Lily: I hope we find a spaceship in the future, so we can travel to other planets, and Lilo can go home.
Miraluna: But we're not going to the future. It's implossible to go there, because it doesn't exist yet! They have to come here instead, because the past has once existed so you can visit it. And Lilo stays here.
Kevin: We're actually going to the past to look for a dangerous book that tells us how to stop Edgar from taking over the world. But we tell the cult members that we're going to go to the future, because they can't know the plan. They're not strong enough.

Lily: But I want to see outer space!
Miraluna: We're going to see dinosaurs instead. It will be rad.

Kevin is gonna be sexy, LOL.

Starling is so mean. :( She mustn't throw the ball that hard at Ryan. He's only held together with string.

He got mad at her, because he's starting to realize that people like treating him like he's kinda dumb. He's not stupid, he's just very messed up.

Starling: You've gotta stop drinking bear, it makes you fat.
Ryan: But I can still touch my toes. Look!

Even spooky cults need a solid and nutricious breakfast.

Lily is sooooo pretty. It's so sad that she's got a tragic background. :'(

She likes spying on Salamandra.

Lilo: Please don't forget me when you're an adult, and I'm still a kid.
Kevin: Please don't stop loving me when I'm old and wrinkly and incontinent, and you're still young and beautiful.
Lilo: Then I will love you like a grandfather.

They gossiped about how Buck totally got locked in the attick.

I wish they could have had babies, they would be so cute. :( Maybe in another world.

She didn't love him until then? O.o

Richard: I'm gonna be naked because that's how people are meant to be. Clothing is a social construct.
Simon: So is veganism.

I put starry contacts on Lilo. Isn't she beautiful?

Richard: Your father was very intolerant of my lifestyle!

Lilo: That's not my fault, you need to talk to him yourself.
Richard: I want you to not listen to your father anymore, because you're the next generation, who must leave old prejudice behind.

Lilo: But Richard, Dad is the only father I've ever known!
Richard: Then you are on the wrong side of humanity! D:<

Maikana was chagrin that her family were such pugs.

PS, Elvin is very hot as a goth.
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Okay, then. We'll see more of Elvin and his newly gothic self. There are two more chapters of the Nightinwolves scheduled. Hope you enjoyed the visit.
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And so it begins. Lily, what are you up to?
Lily Mysterica. I love!
LOL Elvin's makeover! The scratches are a nice touch.
Lily has husky instincts? That explains so much.
This could be why they're having such a hard time recruiting. People want their leaders to be smart!
Hi Kim! I'm happy to know Narrator reads my ISBI!
Logan saw boobs for the first time since he was baby.
Different now, aren't they, big guy?
Maybe if they advertised as a nudist bar they could attract a loyal clientele. XD
I hope this time-skip dosn't hurt anyone's eyes like it did last time. :( I'm sorry about the magenta.
That's okay. This one's better. It reminds me of skywriting.
Chesthair:
LOL! I had a childhood character named Chester who got called Chest-hair!
Then he became Duckman Junior again. It would be nice to have a secret identity.
Even though he transforms in front of everyone. I was wondering when Beau would make an appearance. I think he's a little obsessed with the Starblooms and their offshoots.
She's so negative! D: Sam, does this have anything to do with her upbringing?
She probably just can't understand a house whose floors aren't yellow. Maybe the Nightinwolfs should try to relate to her through tragic experiences of toddlerhood? That might get through to her cold heart.
YAY FINALLY UPDATE! I missed Narrator and her fine storytelling skills. MOAR PLZ AND THX.
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Yeah, Elvin had to get rid of his plaid shirt and blonde dudebro haircut, because he was sticking out like a sore thumb among the sensitive and poetic souls making up the rest of this family. Well, Brianna's kind of not so sensitive and poetic.
I think Lily's got true wolf-instincts, actually.
I'm kind of disappointed in myself for not thinking up the "chesthair" joke until now. He's not even half shaggy, though.
Why does Beau even like hanging out with these guys? I mean, I know he likes everyone, but why is he spending more nights with them than with Lela and the kids? It's weird!
Maybe the Nightinwolfs should try to relate to her through tragic experiences of toddlerhood?
It might work, actually. x)
MOAR PLZ AND THX.
Moar is coming. :D