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Hiiiiiiya guise! It's ya Narrator typing again! The Scheilers are back in Arenanueva, and ready for new dramatic advantures in life and love. Unfortunately, the Generation 6 Heirs and their two assistants are arriving just after a very dramatic split in the community. Their new home isn't really finished built yet, and everyone is a bit on the tip-toes. But the Community has been through worse before, so things will prolly turn out great, right?
Everyone was having that dream again, where everything was Maxis Match and the world was sad.
Wakerilda Outlaw (Rilly) the one with blonde hair: Why do we have tacky yellow muscle cars? What is our collective subconsciousness saying to us?
Nettie (with breids): I'm a cultural appropriator. :(
Butch: This gotto have something to do with Edgar moving in down the street!
Tippy: Is this jacket a symptom of my midlife crisis? I never wanted to be that person!
Buffy Payne: Do I have to go to school with this hair?
Ernest Rugripper: Oh no, red shirt. :( I read on the internet that you can die for real by being killed in dreams, if your brain really believes it!
The apocalypse had started seeping out from Bibijimjim and Jimbijimbi's house down the street.
Someone woke up and discovered to their horror they had turned into a tree-person.
Friday was in the Village's outdoor restaurant when he had a terrible realisation.
Friday: This can't be Edgar. He's not powerful enough to do all this. What we're seeing is the corrupted and horrific world of the people who've been exposed to Polybius! It's up to us to make sure it's never re-released!
Suddenly they were aware of a mysterious person looking in on them thropugh the window. And the dreamn ended.
Tippy hurried to get dressed and ran to open the front door.
Tippy: They're here! Our children have returned to us in the form of their own children!
Buddy: Who are you? We've seen pictures of the Heirs and their companions, and you don't look like any of them.
Photon Qunder: Oh, I'm just Photon Qunder. You see, I'm wearing a lot of foundation on my face to look like I'm human, because Space Aliens get so profiled at major airports. And yeah, I've kind of gotta match my passport photon, where I'm wearing makeup too. For the same reason.
Buddy: That's so rude! It's not as if your Mom Rain is even from the same planet as the ones that beam away airplanes!
PQ: Yeah, but no one has ever seen one of those and returned to describe them, so we all gotta suffer for their antisocial behaviour.
Rod came to deliver a new PC very humbly. He was worried it contained Polybuis.
Ernest Rugripper took piano lessons. He was very bad.
Buffy was painting with her Dad. Awwww this reminds me so much of when Generation 5 (Buddy and Derex) arrived, and Derex got art lessons from Tippy!
Ernest hurt everyone's ears. :( And now let's introduce the new people, although you should have seen all of them before. (If you haven't, you need to go and read my friend MK'la's generation on
sammyfrog's LJ first!)From left to right, not counting Tippy, we have Monty Malph and Brazen Modesty. They're the children of Aspen Snooter (who's Buddy's daughter with Quincy) and Robbie Magpie (son of Grace Duckling and Douglas Magpie). Brazen Modesty is one of the three Heirs, and her little brother Monty came with her to be her helper.
Next to them are Tawny Holly and Tory Octopopper. They're also siblings, and their parents are Minor Pebbles (also Buddy and Quincy's daughter) and a guy named Gusty Eyelip who Pebbles met in college. Tory is Heir, and Holly came along because she's Modesty's best friend.
See! They're besties. :D
PQ is their second cousin. His parents are Bingo Thursday and an Islander named Rain Fez who's an alien. He's the only one of Derex' grandchildren to come back to Arenanueva. (Read MK'la's generation on Sammy's blog to find out where the others are.)
PQ: I'll have a shower and wash off all this gooop.
This is what he really looks like! :D Much better.
Nettie was being supportive of her son's musical progress, because his brother (Orbin Meloncramp) is a very popular rock star. She and Rilly were talking about how much nicer it was to be in the village, with all the fighting behind them.
PQ found the pool and was very happy. Yeh, he dyed his hair, because everyone's being very colourful at the mo.
The Elder Council (Friday, Tippy, Butch and Nettie) had decided that their tradition of growing mostly organic fruits and vegg had to continue in their new home. (They moved because the Compound got too small. Buddy and Derex still live there.) All the newcomers and Rilly were sent to the vegetable patch with seeds and fertiliser.
Tawny Holly: We haven't even met Friday yet, why are we being punished already!?
Modesty: It's not punishment, it's personal development potential.
Nerttie: I found one in the pool, slacking off!
PQ was getting hungry anyway, so he started making supper.
PQ: Heyyyyy, I'm already cooking stuff here!
Nettie: But I'm a professional chef.
Buddy served food in a werewolf rage on his first night, too! x) Oh, yeah. PQ's a werewolf. He just hasn't transformed yet.
Modesty: Photon Qunder, please try to have some basic manners in front of your aunt.
Nettie: Since we have two real chefs here, Tippy and me, we decided that we should have our own restaurant. And it should be an outside one, because we usually have great weather here.
Rilly: It's a fancy way of saying we eat on the patio. BUUUURRRRRP.
Look at Modesty's expression in the previous pic, LOL!
Nettie told them the urban legend of Diaper Man. Modesty wondered how the Elders felt about this kind of talk around the table, while people were eating.
Tory was stealthily interviewing Buffy to see if he wanted her as his personal minion. Ernest wanted to know if everyone including Rilly were getting married and having a lot of children for him to play with.
Friday finally came home to meet his new recruits.
PQ auditioned the potential minions, and discovered that Buffy had a strong throwing arm.
Monty and Tippy had an enlightening game of chess, while Friday played Mozart to help their brains expand.
PQ transformed into his wild and true self.
Wow, he's having a hard time adjusting, isn't he? :C Lighting hit a tree outside, and he just lost all his happiness and will to live.
At least he had the dirt in the backyard to take out his frustration upon. He earned a bronze badge for it.
Next morning everyone was hungry.
Ooops, I forgot to make them related!
Monty cleaned the whole kitchen, and stayed happy for a while.
They're not gonna need a maid.
PQ met a beautiful woman! It was Marty Elixabeth Magpie, who's the half sister of Modz and Monty's dad Robbie Magpie. She's from another dimention, where their dad Douglas Magpie is married to Allyn Thomasson from the Garden Club.
But they couldn't talk for long, because he had to go to class. D: Pooooor PQ!
BTW that's Maikana's cottage across the street.
Holly: I'm glad we have a sauna in case we get homesick for California.
Monty: Yeh or Finnland.
PQ made a good impression on ME.
Holly's hair made Paloma feel craving for hot jalapeno tomato soup. I kinda want a popsickle now.
Something tells me PQ forgot to inform everyone that he was a werewolf, but seriously? Friday and Butch should be used to this and recognice it for what it is.
BTW we're working on a fix for the magenta stuff. Just pretend stuff looks normal, because there will be less of it in the next couple of updates. Magenta, I mean. Nothing is normal.
Nettie was wondering about becoming a motivational speaker because she had improved herself so much since the beginning, and thought that maybe she had good advice to give to young people. But she kind of advocates for screwing up really badly first, so you'll have many different kind of mistakes to learn from, and I'm not sure that's well accepted. Especially the one where you play with your aunt's tattoo gun on your other uncle's back, when he's passed out after he's had too much at the BBQ party. :-/
ThaT wasn't Nettie, BTW: It was my friend Trixie and her brother.
Rilly got promoted at work. :)
She almost had to go right back out.
Rilly: Don't you think my scrubs match my flower crown?
Ernest: Kinda.
PQ: I'M SORRY THAT I'M LATE TO CLass AND HAVEN'T WRITTEN MY HAND-IN!
Professor: YOU FAIL!
PQ: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
The silver badge was kind of a poor sustitute.
Pet Cop: Adopting a kitten is a very big responsibility. Take good care of her!
Tory: I will treat her like my own child!
Elvira: ....derp?
Elvira has lived before in another reality, when she was one of the MacAvoy's cats. This time she won't have to get old, and Callan the asshole dog isn't here.
Hugging your brother isn't modest? Actually, I wouldn't know. I feel no need to hug Donovan much, and my other brother lives in Raleigh and I haven't seen him for two years.
Butch was very proud of Buffy for getting her first A+ in school. Modesty got many of them, because she's brazenly nerdy! (It's a good thing! I'm not.)
Ernest had school-depression, so Butch had to pay some extra attention to him.
Elvira was a very hungry kitten.
There was a chance card that made this possible for Holly, but I'm not going to post that on closer inspection. I hate chance cards! They take up space from my beautiful pictures! >:(
This is Kim. She's Maikana's cat. The Scheilers can't steal her from Maikana, she would be so mad at them! But she would look great with Elvira though!
See! Elvira is a masked super-hero cat too!
And she's really derpy! I think she took environmental damage from living in the ISBI!
Tory doesn't have a job-related LTW, so he just kinda got put in Education because it was available. In time he can get them the useful bookcase!
Rilly felt empty-headed, just as if what she was studying didn't take hold!
I feel like that when I try to learn new math-stuff.
Modesty didn't feel like she had the proper authority to kindly ask Elvira not to put her poop-hole directly onto a surface where food was meant to be prepared. Hopefully it would get easier when she had lived in the Village for a while.
Oh no, not the Sea Lice! They were the bane of Douglas' original existence! Lucky for PQ he doesn't actually descend from Doug, but he's related to pepople who do.
Everyone got started in their desired careers, except Modesty who hadn't found an opening position in Medicine yet. Holly's in Athletic, PQ in Oceanography, Monty in Architecture and Rilly's also in Medicine.
That kid's called Sandra. She's Carlos and Lorena's youngest daughter, so she's Buffy and Ernest's second cousin.
Suddenly Tippy caught fire! D:
She almost DIED but Mitch the Firefighter came and fought the fire, and put her out.
Friday foamed her a little extra just in case.
Monty: That was horrible!
Modesty: Yeah, it's been kind of a sad and difficult time for us in the Village so far.
Noelle Dennis came by to invite Holly to join Tango class.
PQ's life mostly revolved around weeds. He almost wished he'd run off with his twin bro and cousin to the top secret location, because life was probably easier there!
Yeah, no. Don't even think about that.
In the morning, everyone crammed into a junk-pile like a tin of tuna, as my British friend says. I don't know if it's a British expression or just something she's made up.
Monty and Tory felt like escaping to the coast, and see if they could meet some new recruits, if you know what I mean... They brought along the Minions.
Buffy got to ride in front, because they were 11 and girls are much more mature at that age.
Monty: We're going to camp in the forest. Behave environmentally and be nice to old people.
Monty was hungry and started cooking wraps. The leaves were red and brown with autumn glow. <3
Maikana was there! :) And Harry Valencia. :(
Adana wasn't Riana's twin in this reality, but she was still Maikana's sister and had moved in with her to have more freedom than her mom would allow. But she didn't like being hugged in front of strangers in a park.
Monty didn't know Harry's reputation, so he let him join them at the table. Then he started telling a lot of stories about how he had embarrassed himself when he was drunkfaced.
Ernest: Didn't your bum get a sunburn if you were passed out naked for 16 hours?
Harry: LOL no my ass was down! Actually, that was worse.
Buffy: That guy was really funny!
Ernest: He said he used to party with Mom.
Adana thought it was probably better if they avoided him.
Studs Axalot came by. The forest park was his idea, so he often visited to make sure people were enjoying it responsibly.
Ernest hadn't reached the sufficient maturity to be embarrassed by family affection yet.
He played Toss the Pigskin with Tory, while Rylee Chase wondered why she was wearing a skirt she had never put on. :O
Buffy was nice to old people.
Ernest played catch with Maikana. Maybe she was trying to recruit him to her own cult?
Studs: If you're going to see Moriarty tonight I think you'll be disappointed. He's never appeared to anyone.
Maikana: It's best if he's made peace with his untimely demise and moved on.
Maikana had a crystal ball. It didn't show the future, but sometimes very randomly it showed the past, the way it had really happened. She hoped she could use it to solve murders.
Buffy: Please don't turn me into a toad!
Babette Waverly: LOL you wouldn't look much different!
Babbette isn't welcome in the Community, JFYI.
They arrived at San Miguel Cemetario to spy that Diego Arroyo was soaping the memorial fountain.
Diego: Hurr hurr harr.
It was demotivational to see an adult man behaving like that.
Buffy: Are there any ghosts here? I'm scared to look.
Monty: Nope, just the regular spook hunters. You should open your eyes though, because you're standing on Erika the gardener.
Rumor Kreatura was there too, because she had a theory that maybe the cemetary would be a good place to search for cryptids. She still hadn't seen any chupacabras, but she had photograped footprints she thought could possibly be from a Phantom Kangaroo.
Leona thought it was hilarious that Moriarty was dead, because she had once met his brother Henway, and she had informed him that he was too stupid to would have survived where she grew up. No one knows where Leona's even from. In Tameron's story I think she lived in Detroit, but Detroit was in a completely different location in that story. It was kind of described as being in Siberia, but it was the US at the same time, somewhere between Texas, Kansas and Colorado. According to Tameron it doesn't matter, because it was AU. *shrugh*
Oh no, Leona's sister Pernicity Rothgar was there too! She's the one in the pink top whose back is turned. Both of them steal newspaerps from the Compound, so it's just like it's in their blood, because they don't actually know each other, I think.
Leona: You're so adorably mentally challenged that you believe in Diaper Man. I look forward to visiting you here when you don't get older.
Ernest: You mean "when I get older." Grammar is important.
Leona: LMAO Bless your heart, child!
(I'm writing Leona in character.)
Perri: If I leave them here, this will be the Grave of the Fireflies.
Diego: You're a bit sick in the head.
Oi. That's neither safe nor respectful! >:(
Nobody wanted to pitch a tent at the cemetary, so instead of that they went to the beach. If you think you remember that the beach used to look nicer, then it's because it did. I had to put in a clean version, and it was an older one. Oof, it looks sad. But I'll extract the nicer version from another hood and put it back. For the story we can just say there was a vandal attack and they ripped up all the greenery. O_O
Randilyn Ottomas was out wandering by her own, because her Mom can't keep track of everything. At was 3am.
Monty Malph wondered if Ernest and Buffy wanted to hear about the time when he went camping with his family on a haunted farm on Isla Tropicana, but they were too tired to be spooked. It started raining sadly.
Tynice Fronds was having an early morning recruitment meeting under the canopy. Rowland Magpie was interested in joining. Please don't tag [Leonel Cicéron].
Monty loved the sea breeze, which reminded him of home.
LOL that's Percy's dad!
Peter explained how to have many children, but Monty isn't hair.
Everyone was freakin hungree and didn't want sausages burned by some townie with no cooking points. They went to the campground instead, where there is a pancake hut.
Monty: Hey I think I saw you at the cemetary last night.
Perri: Yeah, I was there. My name's Pernicity and I have major dadddy issues. That's why I wear this shirt, to attract similarly issued people, and repell those who have toxic relationships with their fathers.
Monty: You lost me there. Isn't having daddy issues considered a toxic relationship?
Perri: No, toxic is when you think your dad's a good guy, because he's probably not. You have Gothenburg syndrome.
Monty: You're a bit messed up in the head.
Ernest: Having hotdogs for breakfast gives you much energy for a day of playing sports.
Tommy Ottomas came to join them, because he wanted to know how normal family's behave.
Neatzo, now he knows his aunt(?) Jimbijimbi. She and Bibi are often to be found at the camp. Maybe they just love pancakes, LOL!
The good witch tried to undo the hex the evil witch had put on Buffy's hair.
It worked! :D And she also cast beauty and happiness over all the people in the camp, so their day would be a bit brighter.
LOL it's Dumbledore! He's retired, so he's on a very long vacation.
Orbin was out for a walk in the early morning.
Dumbledore was a great fan of Gato's Fury, and recognised Orbin from their concert in Barcelona. He'd been meaning to check out his solo stuff.
There was nefarious activities. :O
Ernest went to sleep in the Scheilers' community trailer. Doesn't it looks a lot nicer around it with some cactuses and stuff?
Samantha O: Let me know if you feel you have too many children, I'll take them off you.
This is Tory Octopopper. He sniffs cactus. Don't be like Tory.
Everyone went out for another night of trying to see Moriarty. Or alternatively Erika the gardener.
Ernest met his aunt Geri, and wow it's very dark around the cemetary. The city counsil needs to put up some street lights.
Suddently they thought they saw a pink apocalypse ghost! D:
But it wasn't a ghost! It was just Istvan Abrahamovich, who Bibi is destined to be with. Cool, now they can call both of them over and have them meet!
Marieke van Echten: I don't know if I like it here. There are evil witches and pick pockets in top hats.
Monty: Why are you wearing the Crown of the Elders? Are you a community leader?
Marieke: No, I just noticed that a lot of people were wearing these, and I asked this German fella, and he said it was to show respect for local culture.
Lorena was out on a ghost walk.
Moriarty and Erika didn't come out, and they went back to the camp to sleep. Monty broke down in Aspiration Failure behind the toilets.
He met a sexy ginger, but unfortunately it was his half-aunt.
Fortunately they didn't actually have chemistry?
Back home, Tory found a kitten with special challenges in the pets listing.
He actually looked very normal when he was dropped off, but the pet cop said it was a periodic problem that scared most people.
But not Tory. :D
Hooray! Uh, looks like its time to save and quit!
They all sat down for a weekend party with chicken and fries.
Meanwhile....
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OMAGOSH what will happen? Is Edgar going to mess everything up? How will PQ and Monty get out of aspiration failure? Will there ever be babies here? Is the Uglacy over????? Tune in suddenly to find out! D: Narrator is leaving the building.
