The Scheiler Uglacy - Transitional Update Generation 5 --> 7! (Part 1.)

[tigeranne]

ZOMAGOSH YOU GUISE!!!? This is The Narrator! It's been 14ever, and my life has been even crazier than normal, but this is not the time to go into that story! I have regained my sanity enough to find the pictures of what happened to the Scheilers after Aspen, Pebbles, Bingo and QQ all left.




This is Moxy's cat Lukas. He's got nothing much to do with this update, he just made a walkby.


Jetsam Wulfgeat: Aunt Nettie, we have BSOD!

Antoinette: Yeah okay, I'll fix it when the show is over. But you're old enough to learn your own mechanics now, Jet.


Derex was cherry picking. He only took the ones he liked the colour of. :O


Percy the cute Sad Boy liked coming to visit the Scheilers, because he felt accepted there. I don't know what sort of homelife he has but I don't think it's so happy, because else he wouldn't have worn that sweater to tell the world he was sad. And if his parents were attentionate they would notice he was wearing it in the first place.


Tippy wasn't a chef anymore now. She had become a lawyer so she could help Friday uphold The Law. (Actually Friday IS the Law, so she felt it was probably in her marriage vows that she should uphold her spouse when he was under constant assault.) Unfortunately there was a partner at a rival firm who remembered Tippy's cook book scandal a century earlier (because she's immortal too) and thought it was very suspish that this person was now representing the rule of the land.


On the hot topic of suspicious, this hipster with white-people dreads had settled in town.


Jet asked him some deceptively nonchalant questions, and the guy explained that

Clayton: My name is Clayton and I'm one of the founders of AntiSO. We're an organization who are against sociopaths and anti-social persons. You're already a member if you're not a sociopath, which means you're under persecution too. Our whole regional chapter has had to flee the state of Colorado because of accusations of sending bombs to people who were being terribly offensive in the Utube comments on one of our videos. It wasn't us who sent those bombs! That was just propaganda spread by the ShadeFaces.

Jet: By who?

Clayton: They're a shady shadow network of sociopaths. Which totally are the people we fight, but not with bombs! We know they sent those bombs to each other, because that's what sociopaths would do. Anyway, now we're on the run from the FBI, the CIA, the DMV, the MI6 and an unpaid diner bill. We were going to pay, but we could tell that our waitress was an undercover cop, so we couldn't give them our digitrail by paying. You understand that, right?

Jet: Yes.

He had a feeling he probably shouldn't say too much in this situation.


Speaking of undercover, Michelle was on the road with a band now. Stacie, known as Seven, didn't quite know what Michelle really did, only that she was with the government (she couldn't say what country) and that it was Top Secret.

Maybe Clayton should be worried. And Jet too, since he was established to be AntiSO too.


All the knee bending and heavy lifting as a roadie had given Seven a very muscular booty.


Sleezy Harry called to ask for Quincy. That was another level of suspizz all together. Orbin said she wasn't home.


Because Orbin felt jealousy. Buddy felt a worried tingling in his spine. Lucky for everyone, Clayton was too busy cooling down in front of the AC that he didn't notice the shady antisociality sneaking in on the scene.


Something was rotten in the state of Buddy's marriage. :C


Hey looksy, it's Kim! The Scheilers are not adopting her, though. She already has a home. You'll see in a bit... :)


Wakerilda Outlawe was very lonely now, as the only girl left from her generation.


The Transmission Directive says we need a cat picture now.


Nettie: Awww man, I think the spicy texmex has given me gas! Please to give me free passage away from the table?


Nettie: Wait no. Danger over, I'm just having a baby!


Orbin felt a connection to his cousin's wife. He enjoyed spending time with her and sharing his innermost thoughts and reflections.

Orbin: I wonder how Moriarty's going to feel about not being the youngest in the family anymore.

Quincy: LOLOLOLOLOLOLMAOLOL great one, Orbz! You're hilarious! XD

Orbin didn't really think so, because Moriarty was his little brother who was dead.


For their parents this was the start of a new chapter of a whole new adventure.


Jet had to study skills and was jealous of his escaped siblings in real college in Cali.


The wolf had a message for Nettie's unborn child. They would understand in time.


There was something about Quincy that made otherwise sane men go loopy for her.


Buddy's second pack hung out all night. One of them is called Arion, and I don't remember the other one.


Suddenly Nettie saw a vaguely familiar face.

Marnie Marcata: Estranged mother! Is it true that you're having another sibling?


Nettie: I'm having two, as a matter of fact. Don't bother telling Henway, because he's busy ignoring the world.


Qunicy came over and was like

Quincy: Hey Orbin, tell your Mom and Buddy that great Moriarty joke from the other day!

Orbin felt sadness.


Butch plaid chess with his lost and found daughter. He told her all about Moriarty's tragic demise, something about that trophy thing he's talking about, and the other people who had been born since she left, half of who were gone forever too now.

Butch: Things change so much. Sometimes I don't even remember that they've been different. But you seem the same.


Down the street a new neighbour moved in. Her name was Maikana, and she was Liranda's sister. That means she's Friday's aunt. Where she had been all the years was a question, but now she had moved to Arenanueva to learn herbology.


Just for a quick reminder, Maikana and Liranda's mother is Aylatani, and their dad is Phil Jitmakusol. No one knew if Maikana was aware that her Mom had married Edgar on the sly, and how to break that piece of news to her in case she wasn't.


Leo was the only friend Rilly had left. :C At least he was a cat.


Buddy thought it was really cool when he and Quincy started work at the same time, and he could ride in her helipool. It made him feel like a happy child again.


Turf Star inspected a walk-by for recruitability. He discovered that her name was Zarinda, and she was another sister of Maikana and Liranda, in fact Liranda was her twin.


After brief considerations he thought she didn't seem to have the passionate energy necessary for communityship. They already had Ted as a member, and he was so daft he counted as two dumb people already.


The family had not forgotten Moriarty. This is his memorial, where they come to polish their memories of him and forget the fact that he was in fact rather stupid. But he was nice. RIP Moriarty! :(


Henway had heard that another sibling or two were expected, so he came over and politely introduced himself to his parents and explained that he was just ignoring them, he hadn't forgotten they existed or anything.


Zarinda came in to meet people, and made a severely bad impression.


Zarinda: So one day I heard my twin sister screaming, and I ran out to see if she was hurt. And Dad was just like.... he was standing by the trash can, making out with his grandmother. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life. I mean, hello? You don't love your grandma like that!? My Mom ran out in her night gown and started brutally beating Dad in the face with the lid from the trashcan. But then it actually turned out that the old lady wasn't really Dad's grandma. She was just his grandpa's widow, and he'd said she was his grandmother so Mom wouldn't suspect they were having an affair. Then Mom told Dad to get lost, and we never saw him again.

Django: That's even sadder than Orbin's drug use.


Oh wow. I think if Zarinda looked out the window right then she'd see her father again! That would have been such a dramatic moment in someone's life, if someone wasn't as emotionally vegetative as Zarinda.


Zarinda: Hi Dad, I saw you through the window just now.

Phil: Oh, wow! You're one of my children. Which one are you again?

Zarinda: I'm your least favourite. At least I think that was me.

Phil: Right. You're the one who clogged the toilet.

Zarinda: Yeah I think that was also me.

(Plz 2 read the Starbloom Tragecy if you don't know what they're talking about. It's in the first chapter.)


Chandler Platz, not to be confused with Chandler Shufflebottom, needed social education on his lycantrophobia.


Henway Graceland lectured Buddy on the importance of friendship.

Henway: If your friends are antisocial U should ingore them as much as possible to make them feel valid and appreciated.

Buddy: That sounds very easy, thanks for the advice.


Netties twins were expanding rapidly.


Friday tried to make sense of his grandfather's backstory.

Friday: So let me get this straight. You were hired to play an axe-murderer in a terrible low-budget soap? And then one day you met your future self who appeared to you in a time machine? He told you that he was from a future where he had met his own future self who had somehow broken reality and made a world where your awful show was all real? And then he told you to build a time machine from blueprints he gave you, and go save the people you didn't know you had actually murdered?

Phil: It sounds so normal when you break it down like that.

Dang! Some of the best action in that story happens offscreen!


Friday: Whatever you do in the future or the past, you must never play Polybius.


Nettie was so pregnant it wasn't even funny. And she was so pale her underwear looked invisible.


Nettie: Cool, Django's pregnant too! OUr kids can grow up together.

(She wasn't throwing shade, she was just sleep deprived and confused.)


Jet got certified as a Gold Farmer.


Mario came over to swim, even if they have a pool at their own place. I dunno why I took this picture?


Django gave birth LOL!


Orbin's in the music career, remember, so this must have been some kind of unofficial game going on at the record company. I didn't screencap the card because it was just one of those dumb hobby scenarios! Anyway... The good news for Orbin was that Belinda and John-Egon were recording a new album and wanted him to play glackenshpiel on it.


Ethel helped herself to cake. >:(


Nettie: AAAAJAAHAAAJAAAJEEEEEJAAAAAAAAANNNNGGGJJUHUHUHUHUUIHUUUUUUHUHAAAAAAAH!


Butch: GASP!!!!


Well then, guys! This is Buffy Payne Scheiler. She's named in honor of her uncle Buddy and of the pain she's made bearable, although she's not meant to be a replacement for Mortiary.


Nettie promised herself never to do that again.


The other twine was a boy they named Ernest Rugripper. Maybe he would grow up to become a carpet remover, or a beautician who did waxes.


Buffy Payne: I want Turf Star to read me a story, not this weird man. :C


Ethel had been an Enemy of the Community for a while, but Turf Star thought maybe she was a bit like him and that he could reach through to her. He sat her down to play chess and forge an alliance.


Seven and Paloma, who have nothing in common, started fandomming about a book.


Nettie felt vert close to Moriarty when she was driving the RC out in the garden. But maybe she should have been with her babies.


Jet had discovered what it really meant to be a minion.


Buddy just had a weird inkling that something wasn't quite right.


Oh BTW, Turfy's in the Gamer career and he was having a situation. He knew he couldn't die for real, and there's no honor or glory in just running away, and he decided to play tough.


And BTW, Turf Star isn't in the gamer career anymore. :(


Chance cards are boooooooooring and on this one you have to counter sue else things can go wrong.


Tippy was gaining experiance as a lawer.


Poor Rilly had almost nothing that was hers, but at least it was her birthday.


Have a last look at this version of her.


She looks almost exactly like QQ. :) But she can't have nice things, so her Mom made the occasion inappropriate by jumping on the "Orbin is hott" bandwagon.


Rilly's only plan in life was to become her own person. That's harder than it sounds like. D:


She celebrated with some booze she'd gotten from Wish.


I'm kidding! It was only some werewolf potion.


BTW, this is Rylee Chase. She's not a member of the Community, because she's totally socially desirable, but she came in because she likes dancing.


Derex had been gaining a lot of "chef cred" lately.


Orbin: PS, I have a girlfriend and you don't.


Nettie and Butch were having the happiest times of their lives for the second time. Or they were having the second happiest years of their lives.


Fruday felt the need to inform Jet that he was an adult now and was expected to take his committment to the Community seriously and at least try to recruit a little.


Derex suddenly realised that Quincy was hot, even though she had just angrily poked him. I donno what happened, if he hit on her or what. She wasn't having what it was. x(


Nettie used to be really shameless and danced naked and stuff, but now she had become a different person, who thought it was very awful to pee herself. Probably no one found out, tho.


On night patrol Buddy saw Tiffany, the dog Moxie has always wanted to adopt. He had a word with her about where she could find a good home.


Mario did this every day for a while. *facepalm*


Nettie learned the Irish Remote Healing on her journey to become wholesome.


Orbin kept forgetting that the babies were his siblings and not his babies. But now he had a lot of practice.


Turf Star: BAAWW HAAAAAAAW you're just as horrible as Bingoooooooooooooo.

Rilly: Cry me a river.


Jetsam: Listen bro, we've gotta make sure we have a lot of best friends. I met this guy who I think could maybe send a bomb to us if he thought we were anti-social. He said they don't do that, but I don't know because I've never met him before, and the whole KGB is after him. At least someone with three letters is.


Rilly: I don't like you! You made my brother's life miserable for ten or eleven years, and your Mom is perfectly horrid to my Dad!


Jet had started a fling with Shelby Barrett. He called her to come over so he could up his positive social-game a bit and avoid getting bombs from AntiSo or from So's pretending to be from AntiSo.

And it kind of wouldn't hurt if Shelby actually felt positively towards him in a romantic sort of way.


He did kissy-face like he'd seen James Charles do on Instagram. James Charles looked better doing it.


Then he dispatched all her muscle knots with precision karate.


Jet had successfully socialised! <3


Seven's first session was booked with a country-folk band called "Tethered Strings." Not quite her thing, but it had to be a lot better than what Orbin was going through.


Yeh.


Jet was hearing sweeter music than any of them.


Seven: Wow, I approve!


What, can't Jet have nice things either now?


Maikana heard that her Dad had been spotted, so she came over to scout. Leo booped her nose in approval, because Maikana is kinda nice. That's why the Scheilers aren't adopting Kim. She's Maikana's cat, and is going to live with her in Spain now.


Butch started recruiting her to the Community. He referred to it as a cult, though. Because Maikana is into that.


He thought she'd have the mystical charisma enouugh to be a performing ally.


Friday was home.


BTW I totally love The Great Sky of Totalitarianism. The clouds look so realistic.


At the twins'es face reveal Butch was acting a bit nervously, even if he knew his kids didn't face the pressure of being heirs and would be loved by their community just as they were. Friday was a bit sad that his son didn't seem to automatically remember that. Maybe he hadn't been home enough? Being the Law was such a heavy burden sometimes.


Everyone was pretty much used to werewolves now. :D


Friday: Wow, Ernest... You look so much like your brother who's not with us anymore.

Yeah, he kind of does! Eccept Morty had Nettie's lips.


It was so dark outside, Butch had to go inside to get a look at Buffy Payne. She looked even more like Moriatry!

Butch: Hooraty!




I don't remember exactly what his personality was like, just that he had one or zero nice-points. He had the same personality as Henway. These kids are more predisposed to being nice, and Buffy's very clean! Also they're not nudists, thank goodness.


Orbion and Jetsam: Hooray, where did the babies goooo?

Maybe they should put up more outdoor lights?




Nettie actually loved being a Mom now! :')


LOLWUT?


Well, uh... At least he wasn't cancelled.


Just Nettie being a good Mommy.


Turf Star had gone down a dark path! Something would have to be done.


Buffy: Hi kitti tat!


Byffu: I love U kitty tat!

Leo: OoO


Buffy looked up and saw a pair of legs. They were inside a pair of very busted jeans with a drawing of a nice flower and some writing she didn't understand.


Above them was a very horrible face.


Chandler: Oiiii U little psycho!? R U tryin ta strangumalate dat cat or sumffin? How would U loike me ta do dat same fing to U? Cuz Ah will.


Buffy: But I love my kitty tat!

Chandler: Doesn't look loike dat ta me, innit?


Buddy: Listen mate, if you're gonna be like that to the kids you can't come around here anymore.

Chandler: Ah ain't Ur m8.


That was just what was missing, wasn't it. x(


Actually, I take that back.


Oooof. Leo giving everyone toxoplasma is the least worrysome thing going on here!

:C Narrator out!

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Hi, it's TigerAnne. I've started playing Gen7 a bit, but there's another Transitional Update coming before that, which will explain why a lot of things are like they are by the time the next generation takes over. It's coming suddenly, but I think you can start looking for it around Wednesday-Thursday.