The Scheiler Uglacy - Generation 7.1! :D

[tigeranne]

Haiiiiiiiiiiii! :D This is your Narrator speaking! This chapter will answer many questions you must definitely have by now, so let's just dive right in!




Derpy was beautiful but incredibly dumb, so pretty much the opposite of the Community Ideals, but she was much loved anyway. You can't apply human standards to animals, especially not mysterious and strong-willed animals like cats.


Ernest was finally big enough to be a horseplay buddy, which made Butch very happy.


Photon Qunder: Milly, if you never want to see me again I can't blame you. Just say so, and I'll get on a ship to another country tomorrow. Milly, I'm not joking! I have no desire to make your life difficult!

Poor PQ, he was trying to repair his relationship with Milly. Friday played some sad Bach to comfort him.


Ernest: I read lots of dating tips on Buzzfeed about what to do and what never to do around women, and it was such a long list of rules I can't remember all of it and I think I'll just be single forever.


PQ: Longer than that, I think.


Ernest: How come we never try the ice-cream when we go to the camp? And why don't we ever have it for dessert at home? Why do we never have dessert?

Butch: Because we're always full after dinner.

Ernest: Oh, right.


Brazen Modesty and Haynes went for a hike in the early morning, to celebrate their honeymoon in a Modest and pony-like way. But they ran into a hive of migrating killer-bees! D: Haynes' instincts made him run indoors for cover, but poor Modz was chased up and down the road a few times. I hope she wasn't pregnant, because the stress would make the babies first brainwaves all stressy. That can't be good for later in life.


Haynes: Yo, we just survived an onslaught of nature!

Butch and Rilly: We got fat?!


Hooray! One more Gold Badge gardener in the family! :D This time it was Monty.


A Minion's job isn't just to help look after the Heirs' children. They also need to provide them with friendship and support, especially in times of Aspiration Failure. Tory was starting to feel happier now that no one was stealing his Aspo points with their howling while he was asleep!


Whooooo, go Butch!


Buffy was abiut 15 now, and she was starting to get tired of being a teenager. (I know I am!)


Friday needed to stay more in touch with his Gramps.


Nettie discovered another recipe for filled peppers. Those look delicious for real!


My uncle has this poster in his kitchen that his GF embroidered. It says something like "Good food and good company is the start of many friendships." Shout out to uncle Bryan, who's a very good cook and story-teller!


This is a typical night in the village. :)


I hope Nettie didn't throw the ball too hard. Ponies are sturdy, but they're sensitive souls.


I think PQ probably needed Aloe Vera after that. :C I can't remember if he said no. He probably did.


PQ: Milly, if you don't want to see me again, then I don't want to stay. I'll go back to the island, or to a remote peak in the Himalayas to become a hermit. You should be free to go out without risking seeing my ugly mug. Yes, I know I'm being emotionally manipulative, but does it work?


Everyone has their own little apartment now, with some basic furniture to make it homey. Doesn't Tippy and Friday's look so cozy?


They have a comfy recliner for napping on and stuff.


Buffy spent a whole night working on her badge. It made her feel very grown up.


Modesty was feeling Brazen again, LOL!


LOOK AT THIS!? D: Now that she had her own real bed, the dirty pet bed was suddenly good enough for Her Royal Majesty!


Buffy got an idea. Butch had told her about how he used to have an Animal Guardian painted on the wall above his bed as a child. He hadn't practiced the tradition with his own children (Carlos did), because they never had to sleep alone. Buffy liked the idea though, and she thought maybe Animal Guardians could guard crops, like less creepy scarecrows. The Twin Guardians represent her and Ernest. She's the one standing proudly, he's the one crouching and ready to pounce.


The Pack Leader (His name's Orin or something like that.) beat up poor Banjo. :( But wolves gotta have Law in their community, just like humans.


Pack Leaders have bigger heads than regular wolves. I guess it's all the testosterone.


BAD TEEFZ!


Look how pretty their flowers look in the sunrise! This picture is dedicated to sammyfrog who loves pretty landscapes.


Nettie had to spend her first day off of the week (Don't worry, she's got three more in a row!) repairing all the leaky showers and clogged toilets in the village. Thank goodness they have a few people with a lot of Mechanical skill now!


PQ: I don't need any more volatile stuff in my life. Yay for C4!


PQ: Boo for my life!


Tory got the least cool job ever, but at least he doesn't have Mr. Dunholm as his cow-worker. Also, Holly was telling a white lie, because her week hadn't been that good. She was just suffering the after effects of Sinjin-intoxication. Don't worry, the Community has a plan to save her!


GENERATION 7!


15 isn't too old to have fun. Tameron and one of her friends (who's actually nicer than Tameron, but still a pain in the...) have been telling me that it's high time I stop focusing on things that make me happy and start being angry at the world. But I don't draw power from rage the way they do, I only get tired out. And BTW? Tameron dresses her sister up like a baby, with pigtails and jammies with a butt-flap, and takes her to playgrounds all the time. I mean, whatever makes you happy, right? But a lot of people are so hypocritical, is what I'm saying.


Oh please, no. Not him. x(


Monty: Stay in bed!


I can't believe Milly came over, but here she is!


She even danced with PQ to Haynes' practice play of Ballade pour Adeline.


They looked deep into each others eyes, and realised that all their differences were why they'd make such amazing children.


Yey! OK, back to the date!


She's sucking on his nose, isn't she? At least PQ has his lower teeth in the right position. I've never seen his upper ones.

Harry: Remember to not get married!


Nettie: That's more like it!


PQ (as Frank Sinatra): Fill my heart with song and let me sing forevermore!

Milly: Oh my, don't mind if I do!


PQ: Marry me?!?!??!?!?


And so they did! :D PQ's life was looking up! Milly's life was... looking interesting.


Modz had her first ever pop! :)


PSA: Wearing a full-body suit doesn't protect you if your head isn't covered.


Courtney Mitchell wanted to apply for membership in the Community. If you look closely at her, you can see that her eyes are different heights! It wasn't much to the Scheilers, but Courtney had grown up in Texas where people had asked her frequently if it had happened because her parents were siblings, so the Community felt for her.


Her brother Layne had the same quirk.


Modesty explained to Courtney that she'd read that exercising during pregnancy could make birth easier.


Courtney's very ticklish. She hates it.


Buffy's not so ticklish, it just makes her laugh. Jolene and Nicko (that's our brother who lives in Raleigh ATM) used to sit on Donovan and tickle him silly. But then he did internet research and told them that it was classified as an act of torture, and that he could press charges on them for it. Dad looked it up, and it turned out to be true. :O


Bronwyn had really liked Tory Octopopper, and the elders had said that there was no real reason why he couldn't marry her. But maybe he should look around a little more for someone else, so they could have more genetic diversity between the children. Bronwyn is Haynes' sister, and Tory is Modz' cousin. Their children would be very related and look a lot the same.


Tory was very eager to expand his family, though!


Phil apparently didn't like Monty Malph too much. :-/


No, we're not doing M-preg with Dumbledore, I don't think.


Okay, axe-murder postponed.


This is Elisa something. She works with Milly, I think. At least Milly's in the Business track, and Elisa's wearing the same suit. She keeps coming over, so you'll see her around.

Oh, and guess what? Milly is a Business Tycoon! She won't have to skill for promotions ever, because she's already on top. Her LTW is to marry off six children, so I think she'll have to reroll it. She may well have six children, but half of them probably won't be living here.


Modz was already in the third trimester!


Buffy's a bit spoilt. She's got a lot of nice stuff in her apartment.


There was a lot of skilling happening.


I love their bird picture! It reminds me of Pip Dimwit. :D


I. Am. Scream! D:


LOL, maybe! They should totally recruit him!


Haynes knows Elys and Lolaitan. :) I should try to remember that.


Okay?


Tawny Holly: I totally know who you're named after! We have the second season on DVD, but we can't find the first season anywhere. Yeah, they manage to save the sun. See, they've been searching for a second piece of Auracite, because they think they only have half of it, but they actually have the whole thing. They are the second half that's needed for the fusion-transformation thing. And then their city becomes a giant spaceship, and they leave Earth and shoot for the stars like in The Final Countdown. Yeah, the Pirates stay on Earth.


Guess they didn't waste any time, LUL!


Modesty: Haynes! It's baby time!


Haynes: Whaaaaaaaaaaaat? Noooo!


But they both got 8000 points from having their Baby Want fulfilled. :D This is Olencia Summer.


Olencia sounds like it would be a place in Spain, doesn't it? Maybe it is.


Everyone was crowded outside, and somehow Buffy stole the show.


Olencia Summer got all her genetics from Modesty, but hopefully some of her face would come from her Dad.


PQ spent a lot of time pulling weeds. :(


Drats! The world seems to hate the Scheilers this week! But Modz needs to skill for Logic, so it'll be something she can do with her husband. Hopefully while incubating a second babbe! She should have them quickly, then she could work on her LTW when they were at school.


Finally! :D


Oh goodness no! Look who's in the Medical career.

Leona: I only let the toughest patients survive. >:)

Friday, you're the Law! Slap her with malpractice or something!


At least the sick of Arenanueva have Modz and Rilly on their side. They've hung garlic in the kitchen, because maybe it deters Leona from entering.


Poor Monty. He gets picked on so much! This time it was Helmut who had a problem.


I hope Hellmutt isn't starting a community, because then the Scheilers would have to fight it!


Modz got Family as her Secondary Aspiration, so she would enjoy spending time with her children as much as possible. She's a very good mom! <3


Helmut's looking more and more insidious! Maybe Arenanueva needs a jail.

Okay, I've built a jail. Someone's going to be the lucky sod who gets to keep the prisoners in line. Too bad they don't have someone powerful and benevolent like Landru in their town. Dumbledore probably doesn't want the job, and neither does Friday.


Leona needs to be in it! And I think Nettie's lived among good people for so long now that she's become trusting!


It was big-belly time for Milly. :D Their kids will be so fantastic!


The kids brought over Adana after scholol. Andrea thought it was really funny that the new girl got spooked by a Ninja-cat! It was probably Teefz, because he's very crazy!


Ernest didn't think Adana was anything special.


But he thought Andrea had typhoid!


He had low Aspiration, so he needed something to pick him up. Maybe a date would help, he thought. He called the Dead Matchmaker.


Okay, cool.


Dead Mrs. Bateman: Don't put greasy fingerprints on my Zarowski crystal ball!


Aaaaaand he got Amy Jones, who dated both of his older brothers! Or maybe she didn't actually date Moriarty, because she was Orbin's GF at the time, but he did get her as his date.


Mrs. Bates: I see nothing. No future for you two.


Yeass! I'm more interested in PQ and Modz' careers than in Tory's, because theirs are LTW and his isn't.


Ouch. Poor JimbiJimbi, she needs new work clothes ASAP.


Amy: That is really creepy!

Ernest: Nah, it's just Grampa! He's a bit eccentric, so he does stuff like this.

Amy: Oh, okay! :)


Friday: I am home! And the kids are in love!


Tippy was impressed that Jimbi stoof up to Leona, even when it wasn't her newspaper.


Olencia Summer was already two years old!


A hearty celebration started in the ceremonial garden.


Everyone suddenly became aware of what a good rolemodel Tippy was, because she was still in love after 250 years of marriage to the same man.

Except Paloma, who was dreaming about being smartest in school.


Modesty: Aww, she looks just like me!


Here she is, LOL! :D She looks almost just like a slightly messed up Modz, but she's actually got Haynes' eyes. They're not on stalks. The colour is from Modesty, though. I don't think she'll be heir, but that should suit her parents very well. x)


Ernest lost his kissiginity on the playground, like we all do.


Ernest: Here in the night, our two hearts are one.

Amy: That's so romantic!


Suddenly Milly gave birth!


Milly: Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhnnngh!


Buffy: This is TERRIBLE I'm never having kids!


Andrea: I've lost all innocense.


Too late, Andrea. :-/


Milly: How extraordinarily odd, I can't see his face!

Nettie: That's normal. It's hard to focus right after having babies.


So anyway, it was a boy. His name was chosen to be Pyson Jumpworthy. Yeah I know the generator spelled it as Jumpworth, but they added a Y to make it more descriptive.


Everyone was thrilled, and reassured Milly that she wasn't imagening things and he really had no face. Friday told her it usually grows in while the child is sleeping, in such cases. Even though he didn't have eyes yet, he somehow knew what Buffy looked like. O.O He had Alien powers.


And look, here he is with the rest of his head. He had inherited PQ's eyes that can see very well in the dark and under water.


Wrong bed, Butch! Where's Derpy going to sleep?


Monty: Hey, get dressed! We're off on an expedition again!


On the frozen solid beach, Ernest met his sister Tessie.


Family picture!


Maikana was very happy to see her estranged Mom, Aylatani.


Kennedy was not happy to see Jill.


Jill: Maybe seeing some pretty sparkling stars and planets will put you in better mood?!

Ernest: Use your fists, Jill. Hit him in the nose and the jaw!


Maikana and Tosha GO entered a sandcastle competition.


Someone unrecognisable wanted to set Tory up on a blind date, like right there at the cemetary while everyone was having Magenta Fever. What could go wrong?


The date was MARNIE. Yeah, that wasn't happening. But at least now Ernest and Buffy have seen all their living siblings.


Tory took them to the forest camp, so the trip wouldn't be a complete disaster. At least they got to sleep in tents for a night. Allyn Thomasson was telling Prinnie about Vengeful Ghosts. Milena and Ethel were there too, and someone I think is called Christie.


Buffy: We can't wash the dishes in here, Tory. The Garden Lady is on the throne.

The evil witch saw potential in Buffy.


Anyway, they went home. Haynes was being fatherly in the kitchen, teaching Summer how to play Peek-a-Boo. They're just calling her Summer for now, because they thought it was cute that they had "Buffy and Summer" in the family.


Modesty was getting impatient to get her next one.


~Boys will be boys~


Anyway. You probably recognise who it is Tory's snogging (as my formerly British friend calls it). It's Bronwyn. You see, I really wanted him to marry either Milly's sister Spirella, since she looks kind of different from Milly, or a girl called Fifi who I don't think we've seen yet. But he apparently had never met any of them, and he liked Bronwyn, so it happened.


Their passion was so fiery it ignited a huge tree!


Nettie and Butch got super inspired!


Nettie: I think we need to move away from the tree, because all the electric signals we're transmitting are calling thunder down on it.

Tory: I love her, Nettie! Isn't it wonderful.


I hope you can even see what's happening, because I have a lighting mod that makes the night a lot darker, and my screen is very bright so I don't always see how dark some pictures are for other people. Anyway, he proposed to her.


And gave her a ring to put on.


Meanwhile, Summer was waking up from a nap in the kitchen.


She was doing very well in her childhood, and Pyson was ready for his second face. (Get it, second phase?)


Summer: Wait for me, I have little legs!


Nothing much must have happened all day, because it's night again.


A Face Reveal is always a mysterious and beautiful time in the Community.


Look how happy he was to become his real self!


And he sure didn't disappoint! :D


Then suddenly Brazen Modesty started giving birth!


Ernest: I can't look, it's too narly!


But bebbi number two was here! :D She was tan like her dad, and had Modesty's blue-yellow eyes.


Her parents named her Zizzy Zandie, because she was the little sister in the family. And Zandie just sounds cute.


Big Sis Summer was being very logical. She was proud of her red PJs, it was the same colour as the logic toy so it was a smart colour.


After she'd seen a baby being born, Buffy felt a lot more adult and diapers didn't frighten her much.


Butch and Vilandra were not so tough.


Bronwyn was pregnant too! There was going to be soooo many children in the village!


Pyson: I don't like my PJs and the cross-eyes cats are looking at me weird!


Um, oops? I guess the game isn't really coded for someone being in the same career for 400 years. But it's okay! Friday has been the Law for so long, and he was very tired. Now he can relax and focus on his job as Community Leader, and make more BFFs so he can roll a new LTW.


Friday: I'm free! :)

Take a good look, because it'll be a long time before you'll see him in a suit again!


PQ was telling Pyson Jumpworthy about Winnie the Pooh. Should we call him Pyson or PJ? I kind of like Pyson.


Haynes: I think you're gonna look a bit like me.


BTW, this is what the spouses had in their inventories, plus a BBQ and a remote car that they've kept. And now this update is over. :( But tune in again soon, to find out what happens next!

Narrator outttt!

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