The Scheiler Uglacy - Generation 7.4!

[tigeranne]

Hi, this is TigerAnne. Before I release the Narrator on you, I gotta hand out the usual warning that this is slightly offensive, it's incredibly stupid, and there's a lot of babies in this update.



Hhhhhhiiii peeps! This is your Narrator speaking! This update is all about PQ, Milly & Rilly and their Branch. They're having 10 babies, and they get a few more right now! Are you ready to see the people who came out of PQ and Milly????



Pyson was studying the night sky, seeing if any great-aunts or uncles were flying by. Hooray it rhymed!


Then he had a beer. O_O


I don't even know what it was Storm found in the fridge. At first I thought it was a side of beef, but she drank it so it was probably water or whine. It's not easy for Milly and PQ to have their eyes everywhere.


After many years of Monday to Thursday it was finally a weekend! PQ took the oldest kids on a little expedition, to see the world outside of the house. Milly had to stay home, because her pregnancy was taking a toll.


Rowland had a feeling that Pyson would be one of the children selected to go overseas.


PQ met Marnie Marcata who's another Obscure Scheiler. She's one of Butch & Nettie's kids, if you've forgotten her.


The good witch put a benevolent charm on Storm and Polly's sisterhood.


Storm discovered that she was a natural ice-cream predator. :O


Modesty showed up to hang out. :)


Pilly Esther showed her talent, she could do saltos on the narrow slope behind the food court.


Uncle Adolf disapproved of wholesome family activities, because he was disowned by all of his relatives. Even his grandma (who was the same as Phil's because they're brothers).


Marisol had no small children left, which she missed, and she agreed to play catch with Storm.


The witches had a commitee meeting and decided to get new uniforms. This was the winning suggestion. But the seamstress who made them refused to sew for people over 50, so the older witches didn't get any new clothes. :( Now they'll do another comittee.


Ebil witch: Stand still and I'll turn you into a frog!


Storm: Oooh, a poisonous one? That would be soooo cool!

Spoiler, the evil witch couldn't do that. She was just trying to scare Storm like she did with Buffy once.


PQ ordered the kids to take a nap while it was raining, because he was taking them Ghost Spotting. Someone had tole him that he needed to be at the cemetary before sunset if he wanted to see a ghost, so he was testing that.


Modesty and Meadow had a splashing water balloon fight in the rain. :D


Yeah? Well you're no basket of peaches either, Lady WHo Looks Like Phil's Grandma!


At the cemetary it was calm and quiet. Samantha Ottomas was there.


Tosha Go (she grew yp) thought PQ was really hot. But he wasn't paying attention to her, because he was busty being an attentive parent to his chilren. :D Pyson was showing off, because he likes a lot of attention. He's probably going to be a Youtuber.


Don't do this in real life in a cemetary. There's a lot of dangerous stuff in them! :O I want to redecorate San Miguel Cemetary and make it all gothic and beautiful.


Pyson acted out a gnarly death he'd read about online, about a kid who fell into an old-fashioned bottle recycling machine. They had a little wheel that spun around, and you put the bottles on it and they tipped into a crate in the back room. Pyson was a boy who was 12 years old, so he thought that sort of thing was morbidly fascinating. That a kid allegedly died in one, not the technical specs so much.


LOOK! O: IT'S MORIARTY!


He was happy as a clam! I guess it's good that he's not a weeping ghost.

NONE of them saw him, despite him floating around for ages!


Tory came by and Modesty tried to hug him, but he wasn't having any of that! Sometimes Tory can be a little weird.


The funniest thing Edie knows is thwopping people's noses. O_O She should marry Henway.

Oh gosh, their kids would be terrible!


Storm bragged to Brittany Parker that there had totally been a ghost at the cemetary the night before. (Even though she didn't see him.)


I don't think I take enough pictures of my characters just doing stuff. MK'la told me she thinks this generation has gone SO FAST, and I'm like... I've extended everyone's childhood at least once. But yeah! She had 20 chapters of her previous generation, and this is my third. (Not counting the two chapters before the kids were born.)


Polly's a lot like PQ. She doesn't see so good right ahead! It makes it hard to catch flying objects.


But she's got very good instincts!


Hey that's neat! (Brazen Modesty was selectable during the trip. I selected Holly too, when she walked by, but she whamoosed.)


Jetsam Gordon: BONZAAAAAAAIIII!


It's kinda hard to see where the water begins with the shaders off. :V Can someone PLZ help me fiz my Graphics RUles Maker so it finds my game? It's got the right path an all, so I dunno! :C


Edie started picking on Remington London the pizza guy.


PQ: We can't have ice cream for breakfast every day. Mom's not going to be pleased with that.

Storm: Dad, you're starting to sound like her!

Pyson: Yeah. One strict and sensible parent is enough.


Polly wanted to sit with Uncle Jet. (He's PQ's actual uncle.) He would not be a very sensible parent!


Next morning it was raining so much that everyone might as well go into the pool. Have you ever noticed that water in a lake is warmer when it's raining? I wonder if pool water is like that too. Water is water, right?


Then they had to go home. :( Polly jumped in the shotgun seat before the others could get it.


Pyson was really bummed about that and the end of cavation.


Storm and him are kind of like Henway and Marnie were. They prank on each other but get along.


The Lucky Trolls twin boys were having fun skilling.


Wakerilda Outlawe secretly hoped that there would be so many children there that PQ and Milly couldn't handle them all, so she could take a couple of them as her own. Polly would be her first pick.


This is a picture of them doing stuff! :D


Rilly thought she could maybe claim dibs on the twins too. They weren't heir.


Urlando was still a kitten. :)


Awwww, the na-night hi-five!


PQ planted a pumkin patch so the children could develop a taste for spooky stuff.


SUDDENLY MILLY GAVE BIRTH!


It was a boy. He was green like all her other children. :-/ Oh and I have put in new babywear. Green means boy and red means girl, because I'm kinda traditional?


Anyway, his name's Anakin Irish.


Oh but it was twins! :D The twin was a girl who looked more like Milly, at least in colour scheme.


Meet Lark Izzby!


OH NO! Milly had a fear of having a baby! D: But she wants ten of them, she's gotta have them if she's gonna HAVE THEM. Milly, are you ok? Uh... STAND BY FOR TECHINCAL DIFFICULTIES.


Finally, the hills are without eyes


They are tired of painting
A dead man's face
Red
With their own blood


He used to love
Having so much to lose


Blink your eyes
Just once
And see everything in ruins


Jacob's ghost
For the girl in white
Blindfold for the blind


Dead siblings
Walking the dying earth


Noose around
A choking heart


Eternity torn apart


Slow toll now
The funeral bells


Skip Squeemril: Yaaaaawwwwn.


Dino Moony: That was a good nap!


Rilly: Yeah, vintage Nintendo controllers are kindo hard to get used to. I actually think I prefer Sega in retro gaming. Oh, and Peter... Milly's not receiving visitors today!


Poor babies.


Whoooo, Orlando got big! :D


HE'S SO CUTE! :D


PQ: Can you say Fo-ton Kwun-der?

Dino: Ur name's DAD! >:C


Rilly to the rescue!


Storm's a cat person. :)


Here's the kids doing stuff again. I'm so tired of there just being nothing outside of their lot, so I put some trees in and stuff. But it doesn't look like a forest, just like a sparse park. I need more low-poly neighbourhood deco!


Storm's into spooky stuff. PQ's very proud!


Skip Squeemril learned to talk just before he passed out in the potty. He's a bit like his grandfather Bingo, I think. :O


Dino: Wheee I'm growing up!

Skip: ....bloorp.


Dino: I don't like this hair and the magenta clothes that were washed with no fabric softener!


Dino wanted to be an evil businessman for Halloween. x)


Skip didn't grow up. He got put to bed.


PQ: Nighty-nite, Anakin.


Milly: GOODNIGHT SWEET BABY FROM THE FUTURE WHO I HAVEN'T YET LAID EYES ON BUT WHOSE FACE ONE DAY I'LL SEE!

Poor Milly. :( She was deep in Aspiration fail from having the youngest twins, and the only cure was... a baby.


Rilly could tell that her life would be busier than just being a successful professional. It was time to get her wolf back!


Ted had seen more disturbing stuff in the ocean.


Or maybe he did get scared, but at least he stayed calm and wasn't bigoted about it.


Polly's maybe going to be a werewolf when she gets older. She's a dog person and loves to be up all night.


Rilly would be a good Mom for her if Milly had to be carted off laughing. But let's hope it doesn't come to that.


Renfield was veeeeeery zzzzleepy. I know that one.


Polly usually needs a nap before school, because she wakes up so early it's still late.


BTW, isn't this picture cute? It's how PQ feels about his family, and how Milly hopes she'll feel when she's got all ten.


Skip Squeemril: WHY AM I STILL A BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?


Dino Moony was big enough to throw things at, and that wasn't too much fun either.


Skip: I don't hafta go to school today! :D


Skip: Actually yes, wait for me!


Skip: Yay! I'm not wearing this, tho!


He dressed himself in his colour scheme and went merrily to school.


Oh yeah. Milly was pregnant.


She had ice cream for breakfast because the kids weren't home to see her being a bad role model. Also you've just gotta obey those cravings, my Mom says.


OMAGOSH HE'S SOO FLUFFY! :D


Milly: Karen, please do remind me what you're hired to do here.

Karen: Feed the kids? Listen Ma'm, I've been doing this since before your Millennial ass was born.

Milly: Oh, in that case you're well above the retirement age. I was born in 1896.

She's a time traveller. x)


If it had been 1921, though... Then it would probably have been bad.


Oh no! I forgot that the cats were aggressive! BRB after an attitude adjustment in SimPE!


Yes, Karen? What could you maybe do about this?


Karen: SPLISH.

Lucy Hanby: LMAO!

Anakin Irish: Help! I can't swim!


Karen: Oh kindly shaddup, Lucy. One day it'll be you. It's more common than pollen allergy. Clean up this puddle while I have a bath.

Lucy: Um, okay. I'll do it this time, but I'm not paid to clean up after anyone but the family. And what about the baby?

Karen: What about the baby? He's clean. Leave him where he is, and I'll get him a bottle when I get back.


Milly wanted a toy bench, so she could make quality toys for all her ten children.


Polly won the Smartest in School award. :D The Cactus Rocker wasn't impressed because good grades are not very punk-rock, but no one cares what a t-shirt thinks.


Tex Toro came over to visit. :)


Alexandra too. One day I'll remember to change her skinset.


Okay! Face time!


Except not right away, because there were moths.


Rilly and PQ helped the boys with homework. Milly was passing out, but she wanted to be part of it.


Karen showed up to make slices of bread with Nutella. Am I weird for not liking Nutella, BTW? I know everyone looooves it, but I'm like.... there's something about the taste that sticks on the tongue. I like peanut butter.


PQ: Phil, I know you were just out for a walk, but this is an important moment. It's a great honour to witness the Face Reveal of a potential Heir, and besides that they're your descendents.


Phil: HOORAY! :D


Milly: Whoopee!


OH NO! Not another one of that exact face? GROAN!


Lark looked great at first glance, but then it was obvious she's just a recolour of Pyson. This calls for extreme measures. Pretend you haven't seen their faces. They don't look like that!


This is what Lark really looks like. She's got her Mom's eyes and nose, and her Dad's mouth and chin.


And this is the real Anakin. He's got PQ's eyes, and Milly's rest of the face.


Aww, Olencia Summer came to visit.


It looks like the kid in yellow swim trunks is Tex Toro. The cousins visit each other a lot. :)


Even Zizzy Zandie was there! :D


I've already extended his childhood by three days twice, but reliving the week so many times kinda made his childhood seem very short. He's growing up this time, though. We need to see if he's an heir candidate.


I kinda think he oughtta be, because he's developed an ability to walk through walls to hide from homework. But he got stuck in the girls' desk.


Milly started teaching Anakin to walk, while Karen was pretending to be Delia Smith or something.




Lark was an angry baby.


She just looks so right in some kind of way!


Anakin's gonna be interesting too. When he gets older he's probably going to inherit the brow-eye problem.


He's the usual mean and clean Scheiler kid.


Lark is REALLY mean, but she's totally different.


Karen did the potty-dance like seven times between stuffing bottles in the kids' faces and what ever else she was doing.


She was SO CLOSE. If she'd just followed her instinct one of the other times, she'd have made it. I wonder if she's got toiletophobia. Like, she's afraid to sit on them, because she fell into one as a kid.


Wheeeee! Rilly's doing good as the family career woman!


It's haaaard to train kids to walk without SmartMilk, but phew! It worked.


And suddenly Milly gave birth! Again.


It was a boy. He had Milly's skintone and PQ's eyes.


They named him Spike Stover.


Anakin got jeallus.


Oh, rite. The older twins still existed!


Homework wasn't Storm's favourite.


Hey Sam, can you use this as Orland's portrait?


It would have been so much easier if they could just afford SmartMilk. :( But they're trying their best to teach their kids well, and that's what matters.


PQ took Pyson and Skip to go on a hike (the other kids were too tired), but Pyson started dancing a weird twister instead.


And he grew up! Ooops, I guess everyone forgot. He looks like a happy swamp monster, and that's great! :D


Oh no, Money Aspiration! Those are the wants he rolled himself, FYI. Usually they get dumb stuff, but he's actually pretty smart and knows what he wants in a partner.


Ernest: Greetins, I'm Ernest Rugripper.

Pyson: Hey Ernie, it's me! Pyson Jumpworthy!

Ernest: LOL you are! I didn't recognise you with that hair.


PQ: AAAAALKJEELJLJEEJEAALJLJEEEEALJEEEEALJEAAALEJLAAAAJLAEEEALEJLAJE!

Skip: Dad, go inside! :O


PQ: Didn't you go inside?!

Skip: They cut me off!

PQ: DON'T SWAT THEM! They're a threatened species!

Skip: Dad, they're WASPS!

PQ: DON'T SWAT THEM OR YOU'LL BE EXTINCT!


PQ: AAAAAAANNAAANGHAAAANGHNAAAAGANNHGNHGAAAAAAAAANHGAAAAANHGANHAAAAAAAAAHGNAAHAHHHHHHHh!


Rilly: Lock the door!

PQ: Go away, Rilly! I've had one of THOSE days! x(


PQ: My life is like it was when I first came here, and that was bad! :C




Storm and Pilly had really messed up sleep schedules.


You can't rush a surgery! Rilly, you better hand the scalpel over to the resident if you're about to pass out!


I hope she didn't get fired! :O


Noooo, it was a promotion! :D :D :D :D Yaaays!

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And that's all for now peepz! Next time we'll see the Villagers again! Narrator out!