tigeranne | The Scheiler Uglacy - Generation 7.7! (Reply)

HiiIIIi peeps! This is your Narrator Raelynn texting! It's summer vaycay and I've passed all my exams with a few As and some Bs, and that's the best I've ever done despite the fact I barely studied this year! So, are you all ready for another update of the Scheilers?

It was a normal afternoon at the Branch. PQ was studying skills for his next promotion, Dino Moony was being his usual background character, and Tex Toro was visiting his "cousins" like he often does.

Storm and PQ were cheering each other up, while Skip was perishing from boredom because his twin was being a snore. Poor Skip, he's kind of a needy kid. Storm also wasn't talking to him because he borrowed her clothes without permission.

Rilly got a heatstroke. :C

Having frequent pool parties was the kids' only defense against insanity.

BTW, I forgot to tell you the name of the baby last time! I've fixed it now, but in case you read that update before I did, his name's Spike Stover.

There are soooo many children by now, I should probably remind you who's who! This is Anakin Irish.

And this is his twin sister, Lark Izzby. They're the second youngest children.

And this is Buddy Shagrin, who's PQ's great uncle. He borrows newspapers without asking. x(

Whoops! It was time for the toddler twins to grow up!

Lark: LOL bye potty! :D

She looks 20 years younger now!

The first thing Anakin did was to clean the pet bed and earn a skill point. O_o Not what I would have done, but whatever. He's his own person. BTW, Renfield is crazy. He hunts spiders a lot.

Then something weird happened! D:

So actually, the game was behaving a bit weird, so I went to the neighbourhood and reloaded the lot. And then I found the twins sitting outside in the dark, and they were small toddlers again. OK, I did think they grew up a bit sooner than expected, so that must have been a glitch.

For the Scheilers though, this was a most anomalous time slip.

PQ: I hope Spike won't just snap back to being a baby when we grow him up.

PQ: 'Night, smallfry.

Spike: DAD I POOPED!

Anakin's a dog lover. :)

Renfield: You smell like dog!

Stinky the undocumented immigrant skunk from North America: Grrrrrrrrr...!

Stunky: Now YOU can smell like dog! >:(

PQ: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! *minus 1000 marbles*

PQ: I NEED MY SCIENCE! Moooooooooommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Rilly: AGAIN?? ARE YOU SERIOUS??!??!?!

Doktor K: Oh nein, das ist too bad!

Rilly: He wants to do a 100 BABY Challenge! Stop him, Doctor!

Milly's mental health was better now, and she was forming important unbreakable bonds with her children.

AAaaaaand she was pregnant! :D

Anakin wanted to go on spoopy expeditions to the Pumpkin Patch with the Wolves. He was a very brave child. If he went to Isla Tropicana, he would love to visit the Secret Forest of Mysteries. :O

Milly: THESE WILL BE MY LAST BABIES! D8

Oh, right. Her mental health wasn't actually all that good.

Anakin loved playing in the woodsy outskirts of their yard, in the foggy darkness of the night. He wasn't scared, because he knew Cleo Petra was somewhere nearby. And his big, scary Dad too.

Skip Squeemril's needy, like someone needs to put him to bed or else he won't go to sleep. Tex Toro's like that too, but that's more because he's really independently thinking and marches to his own drum.

PQ: Aight, get in. We're escaping for a few days.

Pyson: There's a moppet riding shotgun again!

Storm: I can't help that I'm always first to get in the car!

PQ: Try to stay within sight and pay some attention to your clueless twin, OK?

PQ met Tippy in the Pancake Hut, and told her enthusiastically about how he was having ten children and all of them were going to be best of friends and never argue.

Dino: We get new siblings every Tuesday and Friday. :D

Polly Esther: Yeah, but Mom almost has enough now.

PQ's kids aren't related to Quincy, in case you wondered. They descend from Derex and Seven.

Here's Alexandra, and I KNOW I changed her skin materials! Why does she still look like that???? Yeah, I did change her appearance with the plant, but nothing happened.

Pyson made sure Dino didn't fade out of existence while they were out. I don't know who looked after Skip, but he usually tags along with someone anyway.

Buffy Payne was hiding behind the food court, and she was in existential agony. :(

Now she was going around cleaning all the public toilets in town, because that was her only joy.

PQ wanted his children to be interested in schience and the unexplainable, and next stop was the mysterious old cemetery that had moved into San Miguel.

They made it there just in time before sunset, in hopes of seeing a ghost.

Oh no, that's Helmut in the corner there! He shouldn't be out.

Butch was there. He'd probably been visiting Moriarty's grave, but he was already leaving when PQ and fam arrived.

The kids were instructed to run around and get the nonsense out of them before ghost time.

Phil was looking for ancestors in the oldest section.

Polly: LOLOLOLook at their names! x)

Adrian: You shouldn't laugh, kid. In 100 years' time people will probably think Polly Esther is a funny name.

Pyson went to look at a tomb for several people on the highest terrace. He felt a sense of dark, unsettling dread from looking at it, and it wasn't because it reminded him that he was mortal. It felt like something bad was lingering, like memories of terrible things that used to belong to the people buried in that vault.

Dino thought it was all so fascinating.

Moriarty: Dad didn't wait for me. :'(

Poor Moriarty. Butch and Nettie will have to go see him some time.

He wasn't in the mood to even appear to his sister, who he realised was his sister because she looked just like him. No one else saw him either. I think he needs to get a bit more outgoing.

PQ took the kids to the camp to sleep, and had fun in the Eternity Wheel.

The Obscure Manola was playing pool.

Quincy was kind of impressed that someone who descended from Derex could hold his own so well against the Universe.

I guess he's got his gravity expertise from his mother, Rain, who's at least half alien.

It's a very small disco, but it was pretty full that night.

Polly woke up and felt great about life. :D

She threw a water balloon at Skip, but he just thought it was funny. Because he's Skip.

Seven: I heard there were descendents of mine here.

They were at the beach now, because the kids wanted to swim in the ocean.

Dino: You should wear sun lotion!

Stefania: I'm not sunburned, I'm just having a heatstroke.

Dino: You should wear an ice-bag!

Seven: He's gotta be my great-grandchild, he's so intelligent.

On a hot day there's nothing like a cool swim! Maybe except having an ice-cream after a coold swim.

Polly: Oh no, seaweed! What if there are crabs in it?

Skip liked swimming up to people under water, so they thought his hair was a poisonous jellyfish with many tentacles.

Tex Toro had just walked away from home, and was out exploring on his own.

PQ: I love doing things as a family. If just Milly could finish being pregnant, she could come with us and we could be so happy together.

Dino Started feeling like he wanted to be noticed more.

Seven was out recruiting. :) Marisol is already a Supporting Member, but they'd heard rumours that Manuel was interested in dating Marisol and Studs' daughter Ilvany. So now they were interviewing him for suitability.

Hailee was allowed to sit in on the meeting, because she's not learning enough about the Community Ideals at home.

Maikana supported their decision, no matter what it was.

JimbiJimbi: OUutreach is very important for our potential!

Storm's very flexible, and can work in positions that would be uncomfortable for most people. Like, I would've tipped over sideways if I'd twisted myself like that.

Hailee had watched Aladdin on Netflix, and now she was hoping her family would get a magical lamp. I wouldn't think so, because that means Darleine and Hank would have to walk the ardous paths of excellence, and I doubt they can even do that. And even if they can, they probably don't want to.

Marisol is very socially desirable. :) But she's nice, and that's more important than being ugly.

BTW, look at Pyson's head from the side!

He was very interested in hearing about the new downtown city Jimbi and Monty were planning, and wondered if it was going to have another prison.

Layne had a water balloon fight with an exterminator. I wouldn't do that, if I were him. You never know what sort of stuff exterminators can get their hands on to fill in the balloons. Imagine if it was skunk pee!

Clayton and an elderly woman were investigating in the cemetary. They hoped it wasn't the work of the ShadeFaces.

Pysson's a Fortune Sim and he couldn't help it, he wondered if there were treasures buried around somewhere. Oh and that crypt he's coming out of is actually just a restroom in disguise.

Someone had lit candles and put flowers on one of the graves, so people must have started to find their ancestors' resting places among the mysterious tombs.

Thank goodness Chandler wasn't there.

When they came back to the camp, they found Zizzy Zandie sleepwalking. :O They didn't wake her up, in case she freaked out and developed trauma, so they just kind of turned her around to head back home.

Edgar thought Pyson was a really cool kid. Maybe that's not exactly a gold star, LOL!

Storm: This is my least favourite part of vacation. :(

But the fun wasn't over yet, because it was time for Lark and Anakin to grow up for real.

Pyson wondered if it would be too early to teach Anakin about stock trading. None of his other siblings were interested in it.

(Yeah, Donovan's been trying to teach us, but Jolene's the only one who's a little interested. She bought $100 worth of stocks in a company that makes collictible toys, and now they're worth $124. She's thrilled.)

The younger twins are heir candidates, so they get more fanfare than most of the other children. They're all loved the same, though. It's just important to celebrate the honour it is to be considered worthy of representing The Community Message.

BTW, Skip got a new pair of pants that go better with his t-shirt.

Spike Stover: It's not about me. :( It never is.

Here's Anakin. They all hope he's still worthy!

Polly and Storm: Yey, do the evolution dance! :D

Lark showed a certain amount of promise, and the family was content with the result.

Even if she's not chosen as a heir, she's going to be an excellent community member!

Renfield is very blood-thirsty!

PQ invited the headmaster over, because the kids needed upgraded education.

Polly: Ewwww Mom! Use the toilet!

Milly: Oh, please do pardon me, darling! I'm pregnant and hormonal, and I've got headmaster nerves!

Lark started getting along great with Dino. I hope they'll stick together, because Dino's not hanging out with Skip much.

PQ tried to boost the morals before Mr. Ryan showed up to be the judge of their character.

It's too bad the kids like playing murder scene. :(

Skip's really good at getting attention.

Pyson had a little word with Renfield about not shredding the chair the headmaster was sitting on, because he really wanted to go to private school.

Oh, here he comes! I'm so happy it's not pervo Vonce, though!

Milly: Boooooooo haaaaww, he promised me we were going to have 100 children, and now he says only ten?!

Mr. Ryan: *snarffle*

The situation was uncomfortable, so Mr. Ryan changed the subject to if Pyson had ever seen any ghosts on his trips to San Miguel.

Milly: *sob*

Mr. Ryan: They all get into the school, I have to go now!

PQ celebrated with getting his true self back.

Rilly scouted the clear spring night sky for unknown stars.

PQ was of the opinion that just because it was spring it didn't mean that they couldn't have a nice, foggy pumpkin patch.

Lark seemed to be a cat person, and loved being allowed to be out at night with them.

Skip wanted to hang out and learn how to garden, which is an important community function.

Lark practised how to cat.

And that's all for tonight, peepz!

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The next update's comming suddenly! We'll be seeing more of the Branch! :) Narrator out!