tigeranne | The Starbloom Travecy

I'mma skip the "last time" thing, since I credit you all with having a two-hour memory span. BTW: None of this is my fault! It happened on its own! Tell them, Narrator!

Zarinda is scarred of the dark, because she can't handle scary movies. So she can't sleep alone, the wuzz.

She tries to learn axemurdering so her daddy will love her, but he will never love her because of what she did with the toilet when she was 3!!!

Aylatoni has to wear a SUITE to her new job D: D: D: and she hatezzz grey! It's so sad color that reminds her of her life. :'(

Phil thinks his grandmother is very hot.

He gives her backrubs like a good granson.

Maikana is almost a teen, so she doesn't have to use her mask anymore. Now she needs to get used to the air.

Oone day when Liranda cane home from school, she saw Phil KISSING HIS GRANDMOTHER like on the LIPS! Why can't she just live in a normal family? D:<

She began to throw up in shock, but Phil exclaimed to her that he and Grandmother loved each other very much, and that nobody should judge their love.

Aylatani found out that Phil was cheating on her. How could he do that? Her heart was shattered.

Tani: How could you DO THIS to me, you old BAT? You were only supposed to look after our babies! I thought Phil LOVEEEED me!

Grandmother: Phil loved me since he was BORN! You don't understand! He only married you because you found out who he was! He DOOESN'T LOVED YOU NEVERRRR!a"

Grandmother cried because she felt it was unfair that Aylatabi was young and pretty.

At night she sat and watched Phil so nobody disturbed when he slept, while Aylatani sobbed herself to sleep inside alone and betraid! Phil wasn't aloud to live in house anymore! >:(

Liranda told her twin that their lives sucked so much, so now they had to be freinds for reel.

Now Maikana is 13. Tani doesn't love her, because she looks like the man who broke her heart! It not her FAULT!

But Liranda said it was okay, because Maikana is her best friend, and they can all be triplets. Even if she doesn't look like them.

Grandmother told them that Phil had ran away in the night, because he was sad that they couldn't be together. She blamed Liranda for seeing them and telling her mom!

Tani sat up watching the weather channel all night, because she was too sad to sleep.

Phil's grandmother came by to kick their trash so they would get the flu and DIIIE!

Liranda: Grandma, I think it's best if you don't look after us any more. We don't need you and can take care of us self!

Tani baught a car, and she went to the club to look for a sexxy new husband.

The first guy was ugly and dressed like Plip! D:

But she met Garrett, who was a sexy elf! He was sooo hot!

Aylatani: I want to kiss you passionately on the lips! You're so sexy!

But he had to go. :(

She met another guy who was hot.

She thought he was soooooo sexy and attractive. She wanted to loose vaginity to him!

But he had a daughter, and that reminded her of Phil, because he had daughters too. It made her MAD.

So she went to the beach, because if she could get a tan she would become a popstar soon! :D

She met the guy who hated old ladies. Maybe he could kill Plop's grandma.

But she thought he was really ugleh.

Then there was a lot of violence and it made her sad. So she went home.

Meanwhole, Edgar was talking to the evil witch, because he had an evil plan to make Tani sad!

Garrett needed a place to sleep, because he had been kicked out from home for being an elf, and Tani said he could live with them.

Garrett was rich, LOL! He didn't have money with him, because his mom took all of it, but he could make more with is awsome job!

He went to work in a limmo that was longer than the bus, because it had a disco and swimming pool in it.

Zardinia hated her father for hating her, and she hoped Garrett would be her dad.

It was very bad for them to live outside in winter. Garrett had to buy more house for them to live in.

He also hired a dude to come and fix stuff, because he didn't like to do hose work.

It made Tina so happy that she started singing a song about it. Maybe she can make it a single and become famous soon?

WHY ISN'T SHE FAMPOUS YET??? SHE'S SOOO BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED! WHY WON'T THEY JUST GIVE HER A RECORD DIAL? SHE DESERVES IT BECAUSE SHE HAS BEEN THROUGH ALL THE SUFFERAGE IT MAKES ME SO MAAAAAAAD!?!?!?!

SUDDENLY TANI WAS PRAGLENT!

Here's their new house. It's almost as long as the limpo!

Liranda: I'm so happy we're going to be rich now, and I hope dad and grandma has lots of ugly inbred babies.

They could eat inside, and Aylanati told them what she was going to do when she won her first award! They would get a pool!

Aylatina: You need to be a good big sister to the new twins! I won't love them more than you.

But Edgar had seen that they were happier, because he spied on them with a microscope from his window. So he sent his GF to be mean to them!

Edgar's GF: Ha ha ha, I'm going to make them suffer! Then Edgar will want to have sex with me!

She took their TV, which had been with them through so much! It was like losing an old friend.

Garrett called the cops, and one of them came and tried to beat up Edgar's girlfriend.

But she ran away with their TV in her pocket.

It was so sad without the TV. It was Saturday and Garrett wouldn't make more money until next week. Now they had nothing to make them have fun, just like when Phil! >:(

They got a new bed, because Tani didn't want to make passionate love to her new boyfriend in the bed where Phil deflowered his grandmother.

Liranda is still smart! She loves to read.

Tani hates being pruggent.

Oh no she gives birt!

She named her new babies Adana and Riana. They have brown eyes like Garrett.

They dropped the babies in the snow, and now they can't find them! Poor babies will be so cold. Spring is a week away.

Tani has no more marbles.

The girls are embarrassed that their mom is cray.

Garrett found one baby.

Zarinda found the other baby. Now they can put them to melt on the floor.

Garrett isn't used to being so pour. This is a hard life for him.

Tani had a horrible nighthorse about Phil.

Look at this snob who Garrett works with! >:(

Adana is a smart baby. She dreams about being a smartest stunt in scholol.

Garrett wanted to kiss Tani, but she didn't want to before they were married.

He lost love.

But she gave it back to him.

Tani is good at remote healing. It's a gift because she's part fairy. Garrett has back problems because he works in an oriffice.

Zarinda finally has a daddy who likes her.

Tani: Why don't we get married?

Liranda was really angry that her mother was marrying someone who wasn't Phil, because her heart had been broken enough. PS: They got a new TV.

Aylatani: Phil I want to marry you and be my husband.

But Garrett didn't want! D: Becase his father is married (to his mother) and they have very bad marridge. He lost love again.

Poor Tani is insane now. When she becomes famous, she'll be craxy popstar like Lady Gaga.

Adana is very cute baby, but so saaaad because her parents don't love each other.

Riana used to have long, pretty hair like an elf princess, but Tani cut it so she could be identical to her twin.

Garrett loves alll his children.

They're so happy to sleep inside house.

This is one of Liranda's friends, who nearly froze to death. She's blue forever byyyye!!!!

Oh no! Liranda has a ded because she starved!

But it was just a nightmare! LOL! Here she is! Garrett bought a Mary Ground.

Riana grew up so fast. She's a dark and mysterious child.

She want to be smart like her sister.

The girls are finally 20! It's terrible that Tani has suffered for so long!

Zarinda doesn't like being adult.

Liranda doesn't like being adult.

They are heir! :D

A mad scientist did experiments on their brains to see why they were crazy.

Garrett things Liranda is soooo pretty. Poor Tani, she can't keep a BF!

Riana likes the night because she wants to be a goth.

And Liranda is crazy from all the suffering, and thinks this mop is Justin Beeper. It's tragecy!

Ooookay... That was, um... unusual. Thank you for reading, and I hope you enjoyed the drop in IQ you now have experienced. ;)