The Starbloom Travecy - Generation 3.4!

[tigeranne]

Hiya. What happened last time? Well, for one... Bertha Hortence married Kevin at Lucky's. That made Brianna MAD, and she started beating up Kevin at every opportunity. The Juniors were violent and dysfunctional test subjects. Brianna met Eyebrow Man (Gilbert Jaquette), and they fell in love. She also spent a lot of time flashing her naked body-parts at random people. The wrathful ghost of Garrett scared Kevin to death in the bathroom. Tallie's two kids with Falcon grew up to rather cute children. The update ended with Edgar breaking his offspring out of jail.


This was a hot man. He walks next to a house.


They talking about Bertha Hortence's face, because they're so pretty. Elvin didn't stop them because his nice point is very lonesome. :'(


Now Tallie had never seen Falcon for 7 years again. It was almost as romantic as Titanic (1997 version)!


Tallie: Guess what Facoln, your a Dad! And one of the kids looks just like you and one of the kids looks just like me! They are very sexy like us! And Edgar kidnapped all the Juniors from jaile, so they are disappeared. :D


Ladie: Hello I'm recruiting peeple to Sciencetology temple. We can help you figth Aliens.

Tallie: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO go away!


She ruined the date so they went home. Starling woke up because she feels the presence of her Daddy. She was really happy but she didn't see him It was a secret.

Look she has Fluttershy on her nighty! It should have been Twilight Sparkle since she's gotick, LOL. O.o But its perple.


ORRRRRRRRRCA!


Bertha Hortence went on town, because she didn't have any babies to remember Kevin by and very lonesly.


Orca:
Free Willy
Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Willy
Willy is in prizon
But he did'nt doooooooooooooooooooooo (it)
Free Willy
Because next time it could be YOU


Oh no, is he one of Edgar's younger selfs? D:


Bertha Hortence started to feed poor people.


Edagr can go and PLAY IN A MEAT GRINDER IN A VOLCANO ON THE INTERSTATE. That breadfast isn't for you! >:C


Suddenly she met Legolas. He was adopted brother of Falcon and William. (They are also brothers, but those have different parents.) She blushed and felt fluttered because she thought he was real hot.


Bertha Hortence: You look very intelegant. I can teach you how to play chees.

Legolas: That is very nize of you! :) He smiled because he could see that she was a good person, and he could see that past so he sees her looking as Aylatina.


He wanted to learn stuff because he was a student, but his parents didn't like it when he learnt stuff because they wanted a slave and truth sets you free. So he run away long ago.

Suddently there was an astronaut.


Bertha Hortence wanted to be happy and be his new girlfriend. Maybe family would like him better than Kevin.


Legolas: I love you! ::::D

And he said that she should start being Aylitana again, because not fair that they took her name just because she has a different face and is the same in her heaRt. And not dress frumpy.


It made her happy very.


Legolus could see forever. It was his gothic power.


Aylatani Hortence: I need to tell you about something. There is a daughter named Liranda who hateeeeEEEEEs me because she thinx I kill her mother, but it's me. She's very messed up and mean. She Was very abucive to my other husbands.

Legolas: I'm used to that. :'( He started cruying because he rembered childhood. His dad was an contortionist.


Aylatanbi: Errr, uh... umm I really like you a lot...


Legolas: Really? Nobody liked me before, becuz I was the smartest kid in scholl.


Aylatani: We can have lots of smart and beautiful children together! Come and live with me and my loving family! You will be happy now!


Then the evil withch came and they became very sad. It was Isabellatrix Thestrange. SHE KILLD DOBBY YOU BASTERD!


It was Brice's Mom. She was thinking of love because she's a very romantic person. So she married a real ugly guy for true love. But none of the characters in this stroy will have to marry ugly men, because I write audience sex-apeel.


Helena: You're really ugly, but don't let dat stop U from love.

Uh, Narrator...

AnneTiger? What is it now? I'm narratoring!

Helena's a decent person. She wouldn't say anything like that.

It is my story! It's alternative university!

Okay, then I will tell the audience that your real name is Ra...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!!!!?

OkaY so she didn't say that. She said "Aylatani you look lovely tonight and I like what you done with your hair!" But then they thought they saw a ghost who was Kevin so they ran away. But it was Kennedy Sox LOL!


Legolas: You're my best friend and nobody has understanded me the way you do.

Aylatani: You're my best friend too! she expressed tenderly.


Starling has a gift to talk to animals. She likes dogs a lot.


Ryan was really smart. He was only six, but he could speak English, Japanese, French and Elvish, he could do Kung Fu and Chai Tee, drive a car, play a guitar and do calcalus calkerlas calkulcas horrible math.


Starling got sick because she met Santa Claus and he gave her candy. But it was Edgar dressed up, and he gave her puke-poison. She should have known it wasn't Xmas when it was summer. :(


Tallie was tired of all the trouble that was going on when there was a lot of drama going on, so she wanted to take her children on happy vacation to teach them about normal family.


She was very encouraeging to her kids, because they were very tallented.


Maybe Starling would become circus princess and dance on a white horse and wear a glitter dress.


Orca had a kid. He was grown up, but orcas live for like 500 years so he was not really an adult. He was learning to use his full brain, because wales are smarter than humans.


They lived at The Silent House of Despair, because they hoped to meet their Dad one day. The twins made friends with a little boy who looked weird. But a lady told them that it was very nice of them, and that it was very important to wash their hands and do homework and that smoking made you very, very ugly.


Astronut: That's the girl who was forced to have kids who went to jaIL. They killed a police man. I would be very sad if it was me.¨

Tallie was very sad, but she was happy the Juniors was gone because now she can do happy things with her better kids.


They made wizard space in the tents, because Dumbledore helped them (I haven't made a Sim of him yet, so just pretend he was there, okay? When I find a long white bear I will make him.) and they lived really comfortingably.


Ryan can play a violin too, because he's born to gifted parentals.


Tallie can play all the classic music on a piano, and Falcon plays electrick guitar in a sympafonic metalrock band. Imagine if they could be a family band. :( I hate Edgar for ruining their life!


Ryan was friends with Orca Baby, because they were not adults and more intellegent than humins. Ryan is part elf and cat.


Oh no he's always ruining the day!!!!!!

Tallie: You took my daughter away!

Edgar: Yes, because you descrimanated her.

Tallie: I did not I really love Linnie.

Edgar: You don't love her like I do.

Tallie: EWWWWWWWWWWWW I call the ploice!

Edgar: She's my own kid you fartbrain! It's you who comes from incest family!

HE'S SO MEAN! D:


Edgar: I'm teaching the Juniors about time travel, so they will be my evil minions and we'll go back and invent the wheel and become rich and famous!


Tallie: But you don't have copyright! It's criminality!

Edgar: Yeah, but I'll teach the kids to be the police, and they won't arrest me, LOL.


Edgar: WE WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND YOU CAN'T DO #¤%&@!"=? ABOUT IT! HA HA HA HA!


AND PHIL WAS ALL THAT WAS MISSING FROM THAT MISRABULL DAY!


Laurelin doesn't want to go home.


Falcon never came to the house, so they went on vacation. Parsley was there. x(


Parlsey: We have talked to the Aliens. They will call you and teach you important stuff.

Tallie: Don't be stupid. I don't believe in Aliens. I'm an Athealienist.


Starling is rebellous, so she threw the ball really hard at people. She's got Elvin's only nice point, so he probably has zero now. I gotta look. :( But Parsley was proud that he had a mean sister, because Linnie is very nice.


Remember that Aylatani is part Mermaid? Starling is too since she's related. So she can fly like a fish.


She's at home in the salty waves of the cold sea. And can talk to dolphins.


It was nice for them to be orfinary children and play football.


She kicked the ball hard, because she pretended it was a mean girl at school called Prunabella.




Ryan has good ninja skillx.


Why can't they be happy forever. Why do I have to write so sad story? D':


OH NO HER FACE GOT WRONG.


But Esso the Assassin knew the girl who wasn't a spy? She must be a spy after all if she hangs with assassins!


That guy was Brendan, and he got beaten up by Sir Alfred from Medieval Ireland. But don't be mad with Tallie, you jigglypuff!


The Professor has philosophic debate with herself about best soda.


Simon's old sister: Omz nomz.

Comercial: Eat more potato chips. Or if you're English: Eat more crisps. (Because chips means French Fries in British.) And if you're French: Manger more pommes frites. But you shouldn't really, so have an apple instead.


Vacation is really good for relationship. Unless you go with someone you don't like.


Tallie exclaimed to her children that it was very important to stay together as a family, because mean people would always try to put them against people they loved.


Tallie: Like on Lifetime Orginal.


That made Starling really scared and sad.


Tallie: I'm so happy you can't watch TV and get corrupted.


They learned lots of wisdom from watching the waves, because the Mermaid DNA was in them.


Simon's Mom. Never mind.


Tallie looks so pretty when she swims.


They swimmed really far out, because the ocean was their home.


But Tallie was sad because she didn't see Falcon, and Ryan was a bit scared of deep water because is part cat.


Appropriate childhood. :D :D :D


But she liked cute boys who was too old for her. :(


But that guy wasn't a sick perv, so he got really mad that she wanted to be his sweet heart.


Tallie: Jupiter is just a ball of gas and no aliens live in it! Parsley is a moron.


Why does strange people have to try to be part of the family. Haven't they got privatecy?


Tallie told Aylatani about Parsley believing in aliens, and the laughed a lot. LOL LOL!


*smoooooooooooooooch* :D


AylaTANI: There is my daughter I told you about. She's behind you!

Liranda: GRRRR! GRRRRRRRRRRR!


Legolas: We can't let her stop our love just cuz she things you killed youself.


They kissed Spanishly and she was watching enraged and furocious.


Aylatani: Will you be my fourth husband? It's a lucky number.

Legolas: Yes.


Tallie: Everyone hated her last husband, but he's dead. :D


Liranda had a giant shock.


They marrid on a silent, starry night in candle light.


Aylatani was really exited, because it was her first wedding. She married Kevin in a pub, and Garrett in a bathroom outdoors, and Phil kinda just said "Be my wife or I kill you". So this was a nice change.


Zarinda thought it was a real bore. She has no romance in her heart, because she married Brice.


They said theyr'e vows as petals started raining from the sky. It was flower fairly magic. Remember that Aylatani's mother is one, but she is evil, so Tani has the same power.


Everyone who isn't Brianna clapped.


Then Maikana and Tallie got really mad and their feelings hurt. Because they didn't want new members of the family again.


Maikana couldn't even look.


Then Brianna started beating up Aylatani, even if they were wearing high heels. Legolas started crying because he was very sensitive.


They started betting on a winner again, and Legolars cried and cried.


Brianna won. And Tallie and Maikana started thinking too that Bertha had killed Tani and was someone elsa.


Tallie can barely wait for her to feed him the cookie so she could fight!


It was meant to be a passionate moment, but he hated Tallie so much already. But hate is also passion, except it was supposed to be love. :(


Brianna doens't like the new family, and Liranda and Zarinda made evil plans.


Legolas liked Riana, because she was gotchick and not a Phil-kid. Although it was her dad who killed the last husband.


They had a toast in champayne, because everyone liked booze.


They got drunk and fighted more. It was a very sad wedding. Now Zarinda hated Aylatani too, for killing her mom, who was herself. It was weird.


Nobody loves Aylatani, except for Legolas.


Liranda vowed revenge. So she became a dark avenger. This is her now. Dunno it kinda suites her?


Everyone drank a lot, and forgot that they were enemies, and then they drank more and remembered and if you llook at Legolas' face you can see that he's pissed off.


He was very sad because he thought he had escaped from his violent home and now he was in a worse one.


Even Maikana who is sooo nice was abusing him. He brought out the worst in everyone because he was so special and unique.


They felt that the air was polluted with each other. :(

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Oh dear. Who would have thought that everything wouldn't be unicorns and marshmallows, now that Aylatani is married again? Love solves everything, right? Anyway, I hope you enjoyed the ride. :) The Starblooms will be back with more sadness and suffering in a day or so.