The Starbloom Travecy - Generation 4.2!

[tigeranne]

Right. It's been 1000 years since the last update. Sorry about that, folks! This was the last play session I managed to force out of my old laptop. I think we need a recap of what has happened to our tragic friends.

Last time, Maikana used her Brain Control on the Headmaster, and got all the kids into the posh Burbington-Floyd Superior Prep School. They didn't want to, but the only alternative was picking trash all their lives. Simon had a buttbaby named Lilo, who was ugly and got sent off to plastic surgery. Miraluna became a teenager, and was scarcely prettier than the Juniors. Ryan and Starling became adults, and Ryan met his destined Love, Cindrana. She knew everything about him, and he finally felt understood. Ben and Iris grew up and were beautiful.

After Ryan and Cindrana tied the knot, they moved to a new home on the beach, with Aylatani and everyone who can still tolerate her. They were poor :( :( :( :( :( because Liranda & Co took all their money. Cindrana got pregnant, and popped out twins named Nerniya and T'anamika. Aylatani fell in love with Phil again, and they got remarried on the beach, with their guests ankle-deep in the ocean. Riana got an accidental suntan, and lost her right to be a Goth. The twins looked nothing like Ryan.

And with that, we're ready to roll! Narrator?


Yeah, I'm here!!! Look, they are still poor. Ben was grumbling angerly while he made slices of bread for breakfast or supper. I dunno, but it was dark.


This is just Miraluna coming to visit. She's soooooo happy she wasn't a chosen one to live with them on their epic quest, because she lives in a nice home.


The twins sleep identically because they're one heart and one soul. They haet the shed!


Public Service Anoncement: It's rude to fart on people's sandwhiches.


A new enemy has been unlocked. It is Diaper Man!


They built a house! Hooray! :D It has no paint. And it has no furniture. It's a terrarble house. :(


Phil: This reminds me when I kidnapped Aylatani 100 years ago!


Riana is still sunfried, so she's scared of calling William and reveal her true nature. I don't know who twin that is because they are identicle.


Sometimes Ryan felt that he was not pretty enough to be a brooding Goth boy anymore. :( Thanks to not being allowed to almost explode anymore he couldn't practice to be the hero he was once born to be.


The twins were sort of disappointed that they had only one face. They wanted to be special.


They had different noses. Aylatani really liked this baby whose name was T'anamika or Nerniya.


T'anamika or Nerniya: I don't like veggitables. D:


Now they all sleep in beds again. It has been a learning experience in life lessons for them. They can't have room because the house is terrinble.


Phil: The house is terroble!


Nerniya or T'anamika: Whyy can't you be a more badass dad?

Ryan was sad. :(


T'anamika got individual so they could tell her apart. But they have to wear the stupid panda suits because parents think they look cute that way. They get bullied by the cheerleaders at school every day. If they were Gothic they had the strenght to deal with those things!

And they live in horrable house!


Pratsley gets beaten up by Gnargnay all the time, but Ferrett-girl felt sympathy. Maybe they can get married and start dating?!??!


Iris will always be sad she's not going to Hogwash.


This is T'anamika.


This is Nerniya. Now you know half the battle! :D


It's very boring to sit in cages all day to be kept safe from wild monsters that come up from the ocean.


T'ana had enough of prisonment. She wanted to sneek out and meet cute guys.


Everyone has constopation because Phil made lutefish for dinner.


T'ana: Wee need medification from a bottle! Like Daddy drinks!


Parsnip: Hi, I'm your ugly uncle. My IQ is -9. I blew up your school and a factory, and I stole a dinosaur egg from the past to mess with my brother. But that's a secret, ok?


It's a pretty cat! But they didn't adopt it because Cindrama is allergic to four legged animals.


This was a prettiful girl who was new to the place.


And this is another one. Some people built a new school for ordinary kids and they are the stunts who goes there.


Aylatani: Salamandra says that we have to wear space suits when we travel back to our abysmal past, because we go through space in a roceket to get to there.

Cindrana: I want to go to Rome and Greeke and buy lots of art on garage sales. Then we'll have lots of antiques to sell and be ritch!


Nerniya snucjj out with the bad kids and draank lost of beer. Then she came home and passed out on the floor. PS her parents doesn't know.


Sandy: I think zoomo wrestling is soooooo hot.

T'ana: Tennis is better. Tennis is the sexiest sport!

Sandy: But zoomoe has halfnakkid guys hugging and squeezing each other.

T'ana: In tennis they're not fat.

This is the sort of things kids talk about in school these days! >:(


Salamandra is a teacher. She tells the young what to think.

Salamandra: Tennis is only for rich boys who like to murder pretty girls from poor families. I saw it on a film. When you like something bad, you are a bad person!

T'ana: Okay I don't like it anymore, I like baseball now.

Salamandra: Baseball is only for obtuse boys from middleclass camilies, who murder ALL sorts of girls. I saw that on a film too. You're not allowed to like any things no more, because you're boy-craxy and gets murdered!

She's a very strict teacher. :( But not with Sandy, who is teacher's pet.


T'ana and Nerniya walked home from school with lots of penalty work because to teach them that its wrong to support murdering.

T'ana: I wish we could get new xlothes.

Nerniya: We're not allowed to liek clothes. :(


Poor Ben he goes to even worse school. They have assembly every morning for two hours where they have to praise the headmaster with songs and poetry, and he gives long speaches about aLgebra and how to get herpes. And an hour before going home, so they don't forget. And then they have 200 pages of homework. In a horrible house.


This is a preppy girl who goes to school with them. Her nME is something preppy which I forgot so I'll just call her Ophelia. She does ballet and has a pony, and her hair looks like Zarinda's.


T'ana doesn't go to her school but they are friends. They talk about the bad kids who got Nerniya drunk. T'ana is very short for her age. :(


Ben is at the end of all sanity. I think that's Ben. Just pretend it's Ben, okay?


Yeh that waz Ben because he wares the same clothes here. They were so bored they ran off for a few days to forget school.


He didn't have better work-out suit, only the preppy uniform they use at his school when they play golf in PE. Pink is the color of manly for the posh, because they aspire to different values.


They didn't invite Miraluna who is a cousin they nearly forgot they had, but she was suddenly there.


They gossiped like mean girls about how not cute Garngary was. But Miraluna is his aunt so she shouldn't perv on him if he was.


Gargarney: Hello, I'm Gargarney. You're totally hot and I want to make out with you behind the service shack tonight.

Iris: I can't because I'm married!

She couldn't believe that such a disgustingly ugly boy who had killed people (her mom told her) wanted to put his nasty pigface on her rosebud lips.


Adana was teaching Ben to do athletic stuff, which he would need when he started fighting crime.


Simon's Mom was dancing around in her kitchen dress.


Her stepfather was there too, hanging out with the young people to be a good influence.


Maybe he could use his troll magic to teach Glarglaney not to want to kill people and his brother. If he has magic since he's half humen?


Suddenly lots of muscles popped out all over Ben and he could become the hero Ryan would never be.


The maths teacher sometimes hung out to smoke and feed his addiction to junk food.


The rebel girl who was related to Simon liked the murder metal Granglaney and his brothers made in prizen. She liked it more because it wasn't legal to listen to. It's because she's the unfavourite child in her family and is going to get old when she's 20.


Irish is soooooooo pretty. But she didn't think so herself, because the girls ats chool said she was too pale and too skinny so she looks like a ghost, and the boys at her school says she's a purl-clutching prude who has no boobs. Becauce she's isn't blonde!'


In the sad kkitchen there was an anachronistic man who bragged that he had two friends. He still liked Guns N Roses and hasn't heard of Green Day.


But Ben was more poplar than hum, beclause he had three BEST friends so suck on that.


When Ben was sitting outside of the camp at night, and staring into the ardentourous embers of the bonfire, he could hear voices whisper to him in the night. They were telling him secrets of history, and in his mind he could see distant memories clouded by faded dreams. What did it all MEAN!?


Adana likes to stay in shape and can communicate with water. It's her X-woman power.


Oh no, it's Znirdaa! What is she doing here on a bench in the middle of the night, snarffing cheese doodles? IS SHE SPYING????! D:


GO AWAY UNCLE ADOLF NOBODY BELEAVES THAT YOUR COLLECTING MONNEY TO SAVE THE HUMPBACK CAMEL!


Adana was warming herself after her nightly sqwim, and was thinkging of Ethan. She loved Ethan.


Adana: What are you doing here, you bin diver!!!

Uncle Adolf: You kids have no idea what you're messing with, LOL! he said laughing a lot. Then he walked away laughing.


Irish: That was scary. What do you think he was talking about?


Ben was happy that he was almost an adult so he could quit school and start being a hero. He's going to become a famous dancer as his official identity, because then he can practice running and jumping and spinning through the air, and nobody will think it's weird and stuff.


Ben: I HATE SCHOOL!


Guy: School is for PREPPZ!


Guy: At school I had to wear a pink wallgown, because that was our uniform.


Adana was really sad that she didn't go to school anymore, because she's 130 years old. But she's actually just 14, so she misses going to school with friends. But if she was going to do that, she's have to break up with Ethan, because reaal 14 and 23 don't legal.


Zarinda: Wow, you must be our brother who our mother brainwashed.

Ben: You must be our evil old sister!

Adana wished she could live with Ethan and his friends.


Zardina thought Rowland was very hot. But he's 400 years old and is deformed. Iris was sad and want a normal family again.


Suddenly Zarinda thought Adana was sad because she missed her, so she gave her a hug and said that they would always be sisters no matter what Bertha Hortence said.


Elvin has a suit so he must possibly have joined the mob.


Finally T'anamika wasn't short for her age anymore. She had long arms and legs, and didn't fit the stupid panda suit any longer.


Nernya grew up two. She had long arms and legs, and put on a blue muscleshirt.


Poor T'ana had nightmares and thought that she looked like Aylatani with Bertha Hortence's face.


She wanted to sleep in someone else's bed but they were all taken and she fainted because she was so scared.


Nerniya hates her dress.


Her dress is brown. She hates brown! It's the color of poooooooop!


Everyone keeps building tiny HOgwartses because they try to summon Dumbledore. (Does anyone know where his beard is yet? He needs a long white bear and purple glasses! Else he will just have to wear something else. Maybe I can just pregtend that he's in disguice.


It's really glamorous to live on a beech. All the gossip girls at school are really jealosu.


Nerniya wants to be a swimware model.


Rememember when the social teacher came to investigate if Tallie was still wearing diapers? They still do that soooooo many years later! Poor Nerniya. She had to prove that she could use a toilet, and only got a B+ because she forgot to put the lid down.


Ryan is a lame Dad who thinks he's a teenager. He's embarrasssing his kids.


One day a weird pale guy came to see Phil. Uuuuuhhh.... I think it's Ryan??? TigerAnne, did you make Ryan even lamer?

No. I made him less lame.

Okay, TigerAnne made Ryan uglier so he would be a better stupid Dad. And that's him in the sofa. The pale guy, I meant. The other one's Phil. He grew a beard and stuff and tried to look like Keanu Reeves.


The twins look like their mother. Ryan was sad because he wanted a gothic son who could become the person he couldn't be. But Ben was also trying that, but he's not Ryan's kid. But Cindrana wanted her tubes tied.


The twins bought some clothes they liked, so they could be cool at school.


That morning Phil had forgot to feed Ryan. Ryan was really hungry. The school bus was gone so the kids didn't see their Dad being disgusting, but someone's carpool did. Ryan sucks. He's allowed to explode again.


He found a piece of soap and he ate it because he thought it was a mouldy potato. Then he farted bubbles all day.


He also ate two flashlight batteries, and got high on the acid. Then Cinfrana came and dragged him away. >:( Why does he fail so bad when his Dad is so hot?


Suddenly Phil went crazzy. He hated being a chef, because it took all his restaint to not stick the kitchen tools in someone. Now he wanted to do science.


Ze Doktor zaid zat Phil needed to remeber sein Kinderegghood, zo zey could figure out why he bekloppt war. Then he remembered seing his granny nakkid when he walked into the bathroom without knocking and all his marbles fell out.


Where is Dumbledore? How will they recognize him in disguise? D:


They met this girl who they thought was Ginny Weaselly, but it wasn't her. :(


Oh no, she's going to lose her Goth too! And that's worse than with Riana, because Iris is born that way and can't chose anything else. Maybe the black towel will absorb the sun away from her pale Gothic form.


Ben thought the girl who wasn't Ginny was very hot. He thought maybe if he wore glasses she'd think he was Harry.


But she liked him for himselves.


The twins liked to pretend they were mid-evil and lived in castles.


Adana lost her conkers and started desiring to cheat on Ethann with stupid Ryan. It was GROSS.


Since Ryan was a stupid Dad he tried to be better by helping his children do homework.


Then he tried to "hang out" and be cool and stuff.


Adana called Ethan so she wouldn't be tempted to cheat on him with her great-nephew and be as revolting as Phil's grandma. She loved Ethan, and didn't ever want to lose him.


This is Adana's disguise when she goes on a misson with her guildt. She's wearing a wig, so people thinks she got short hair. It's really smart!


Maybe Ryan's not really ugly, because I guess Adana doesn't need glasses or something? Maybe she wore beer goggles?


Phil was feeling desperate so he dug out his maths-teacher's old skull and used it like Hamlet to promise he would become a mad scientist and take revenge on all the people who had led him to become an unstable axemurderer and get divorced from his beautiful wife. If they hadn't divorced, Aylatani wouldn't have gotten the Bertha face. Maybe.


Riana was rexlaxing on the beach like the beach bum she is when suddenly a tall black spectre blocked out the sun. DUN DIN DUN DUN! It was......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Liranda!


While they were eating sloppy joes Liranda wanted to know what had happened lately and how many times Aylatani had peed herself and stuff. But Adana was much too nervous to listen because she was reeding in the paper about Diaper Man and how big and dangerous he was.


Suddenly something weird happened to Ben. He got radioactive fumes from his back and suddenly he stretched out like a piano.


Now he was a big, hot man. But green is not his color.


Ben: Mom, don't listen to Liranda. Your nose doesn't look like that.


Liranda: You do totally look like that, and you're not my MOM! You killed my Mom you HARPY!


Adana: Oh no it says that our family is dysfunxional!


Adana maid breakfast while Aylatina backwashed in the milk. She has now disguised herself as Zarinda by wearing her hair! It's really clever!


Ben had now became totally hot. Now he had to revenge the sad demise of his father, 20 years ago. Aylatani has suffered for 120 years! D':


If Legolas hadn't been done in so tragically, Ben wouldn't have had to grow up as the stepson of a guy who slept with his teacher's head in a jar under his pillow. Poor Phil, he really tries to be a good daddy, but he's not the unbearably beautiful and mysteriously captivating Legoless.


Phil: I have stopped being a cerial killer because I don't want to prison!


Ben is so dark and mysterious and hot that everyone wants him. Even the straight guys think he's hot. But boys aren't jealous like that, I think? Ben is very dangerous, because he's very strong and has hypnosis in his starry night eyes. But he will use his powers for good.


The girls were living a neglected childhood, hooked on video games. :(


Salamandra is not their teacher anymore, but she hangs out at their place because she's BFF with Aylatani.


Salamandra is evil, but that's okay because she hates Tallie and Liranda. And she can brainwash people just by looking at them. Look how much mystery and evil in her eyes!


Maybe she's pregnant again. The baby willl be ugly. :)


T'anamika is the smartest gril in school.


Poor Iris. :( She's not Ben's twin anymore, because she was reset to 13 years old again. It is a curse in her generics that she must relive puberty over and over, and never graduate from Burbington-Floyd Superior Prep School!


Phil is home from a very stressful day in science.


Will still loved Riana. He didn't care about her hair color because she chose to be loyal to him instead of to Liranda and Mikaina.


She gave him a present that she dug up on the beach.


Then they off in the family's new car, which he liked because it was comfortably black.


They sat in the sensual hot tub at Tikki Tacky and stared into each other's eyes. His eyes were dark an crystalline in hers, and his raven hair was like a deserted meadow. She ran her hands over his pecs and sighed with perfection.


Then she pulled him closer, so everyone thought she was just whispering naughty stuff in his ear. It was really smart! But she was actually telling him about all the effed things that had happened, while caressing his lean ripped frame with her free hand.


This looks a bit pro, right?


William: Riana, I don't care that you're not a Gothic dark soul. You're a good person anyway, and your sister Liranda is an evil witch no matter how black her clothes and lipstick are!

He looked deeply into her eyes, before kissing her like the tantalizing fizz of a bathbomb dissevolving in streams of vivid colors and scents.


Riana: Goodbye, my love. And try not to get hit by ligthning like the lady who didn't like Mozart.


But they couldn't bare to say goodbye just yet, after having been separated for many years. Inside the mechanical confines of a 4WD vehicle, theyr kisses were like blueberries on a straw. They were consumed by passion.


Until the evil flower fairy who was possibly Aylatani's mother came and stared murder at them.


Pastel Gooth: Orders received and processed. We are ready to take on Diaper Man.


Trisha: How are we fighting him? Can I come?


Pastel Goth: We shall defeat him with the Power of Football, because he's very fat.


Ryan: I like your boobies, Adana! Hurrrr durrrrrr!

EWWWW! Why is everyone attracted to stupid Ryan? x( It must be because he's got battle scars from the explosion. Girls like that.


The twins could stay out all night if they wanted to, because Ryan and Cindrana are neglicheful parents.


T'ana liked to sneak up on Nerniya because she's very sneeky.


But they were best friends and didn't hate each other like Zarinda and Liranda did.


Aylatani's lost loves. :( She forgot to take a picture of Legolas, but he was too esoteric and fleeting to remain in physical memory. His beauty and mystery lives on in his mysterious children.


This is Edith Riley, who is the prettiest girl in school who everyone is jealous of.


T'ana was sad because she believed that she would never be as pretty as Edith Riley.


Then the twins were 14 and it was time to start high school.


They got ugly twin outfits from Cindrana's horroble mom.


Nerniya can use make up now. :D


T'anamika can still use make up. :D

Thei are heir!


And here is Lilo who got all her emotions back!

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Okay. I hope that was enough to tide you all over until I finish the nerve-wrecking task of reinstalling TS2 (and TS3, aaaaangst!) on the new laptop.