The Starbloom Travecy - Generation 4.6!

[tigeranne]

This is mostly just a filler update, showing the consequences of things that happened in the last chapter. At this point, I was lacking a lot of the stuff I needed to move the plot in the direction I was planning. There's a much better chapter coming after this one.



Last time on the Starblooms, Jonathan had a difficult childhood, in the shadow of his temperamental older sisters and whackjob dad. Edward really loved T'anamika, and didn't want to marry Bella, despite the prophecy. Nerniya met Falcon, her grandfather, who told her that someone was trying to turn her evil. Ryan was weird and inapporopriate as usual, especially around Adana. He also had a date with Aniya Corlin, the Asylum supervisor, while Cindie was asleep.

Annabelle fell in love with fellow wolfkin Nathaniel. Renesmee grew up, and disaster struck when Jacob imprinted on her, breaking Nerniya's heart in the process. Liranda had an expository dialogue with Louise, Chicken Man was finally spotted, and the sandcastles failed to summon Dumbledore.

At the end of the update, Ryan's mind had deteriorated so much, he had to move in with Ethan in the Asylum, and he will be missing from parts of the coming chapters.


Jonathan: My Dad is in the looney-bin. =UwU=

Jonathan tried to be EMO, like his Dad had been, once in a lost past. It didn't really look as good on him. :(

Hiiii, I'm Narrator! Don't listen to TigerAnne, because this chapter is gone be good! I'm trying to cheer a bit for both the twins and Rennenmissy, because it's not really their fault they haet each other now, it's Jacob's fault for being a hairy brainwasher!!!


Cindrana was at the end of her sanity, because she missed her crazzy husband, and had to raise rebellious kids who never listened and never took the dishes out of the dishwasher.


JOnathan wanted to bond with his absent father, by explosing himself to the same dangers that had almost done Ryan in. He wanted to prove to himself and everyone that he was stronger than his old man.


T'ana: I'm so ugly and pail and fragile and slim and blonde! No wonder Edward doesn't love me enough to not marry Bella. :(

Iris: But he doesn't want to marry her. The prophecy says he has to, or else.

She tried to cheer T'ana up, but T'ana had lost her ability to be able to think she was pretty.


T'ana: I hate Remmency. This is all her fault!


Renemenenes really hated Nerniya. Her burning hatred made her life worth living, and that made her happy.


Life had turned out very violent and depressing for the kids. It was almost as bad as when they used to live with Liranda and Tallie. The twins beat up Renenissima every day, at least twice. :C


T'anamika got really strong from fighting all day. It would be good for when she travelled to the past and took on enemies with maize-chucks.


But it really upsat William, because he was a sensitive gothic sole.


Phil and Cindie aren't incesting, because Cindie thinks Phil looks like a rat.


Reemenene: I'm not scared of you. You're a weird, freaky lolita bitch with a tiny nose! And your legs are too long and slim!


T'anamika: At least I'm not UGLY like you!!!??


T'anamika: Look, your Dad doesn't even CARE that you cry. Nobody here likes you. Go back to Renne!


All the pollution made William sick and coff. It would be better when they moved to the Victorian past.


Phil started building a timetravel machine.


Nerniya: Phil please help me! Renenensme is going to beat me up again!

Why was Renesmee being so mean? She was the one who stole Nernyia's BF, not the oooposite. x(


Phil: But you'll be travelling soon, with Dumbledore, and then you'll be happy away from Jacob and all the pain he's caused.


Remenemsee: How dare you talk to my Phil?!!? He's MY Dad not YOUR's. Your Dad is in a crazy-farm, and you're just as creepy and insane as HE IS!

She looked so angry and cracy that Nerniya got scared her eyes would pop out of her face like ugly pingpong balls.


Nerniya: My Dad is messed up because he EXPLODED when he was your age! I don't have crazy DNA!!!?! You do because your related to that horrible mollusk Bella and her even stupider Mom!!!!!!

Nernia was so mad and depressed that she said things she wouldn't usually say, and stuff.


Phil tried to hug Renesmee, but she got mad.


Renemsee: Ur not my Dad, Plil. Charlie is my real Dad, I can't be your daughter if you talk to Nernya and T'ina. They're against my love with Jacob and that's wrong! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW DEEP AND IMPORTANT OUR LOVE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phil: Butt the twins are my descendents and I proud of them!


Nerniya was sooo mad that she had to live with Nenessimee and see her deplorable face every day. And she dodn't even have a strong love to keep her happy and strong anymore because that was Rennimse's fault too. :(


Nerniya: I'm watching you, ugly hippoe kid!


Phil: It's gonna be better when Nerniya moves to a boreding school for scpecial talents, and you must do good in school too so you can fight for werewolfe rights.


Phil: You have a bright future in environmental issues, because your a flower child.

It cheared her up to here that.


Remmensee: Two people still like me, so I'm happy in life.


Nerniya couldn't believe she had been betrayed like that, and her mother was become emotically distant and thought teenagers' hearbreak was trivial. :( She didn't know when they would give Ryan back, because he was still acting crazy in the mental treatment place.


T'anamika: If we stand together as twins, we can beat her.


The horrid things Reenesme had said about T'ana had made T'ani hat herself even moore, and she hated Renessme for making her feel that way aboat herself.


She was sooo mad she had no idea what she was doping. Suddenly... she jumped on Nessme and started beating up on her. It was a rage inside of her like a blinding white scortching flame that drove her to despair.


T'ana was relay strong for looking so lithe and ballerina-like, which she was allways made fun of, and Rennemsee was a skinny little hippie who only ate carrots and lettuce and not strong.


Rennisme fought like a wolf and tried to bite T'ana and scratch her eyes out, because part of Jacob's brain was in hers now, but Ta'na pushed her away like she was a dead leaf.


She understood that she had to fight the way Reenesme did, because her brain was gone feral and she only understood submisson. (Like wolves, not like 50 Shades. Ewww!) She tried to poke her eye out, but it had become a strong stone marble that was stuck, because of the bond with Jacob's savage animal self.


An old lady got very sad to see little girls fighting.


Nerniya cheered for her twin and that made T'ana feel happiness, because a twin's bond is stronger than werewolf brainwash, because they used to be one egg.

I've taken anatomy class, so I know a lot of stuff I will tell you about in the next chapter.


T'ana won and the old lady ran home to drink tea and watch Inspector Morse and forget what she had seen.


T'ana: You stay away from us, hippi-wolf! We'll MESS with U!


Oh no! Adana got zapped by lighting again, like the time she almost died when they were looking at the Juniors in prison.


When Adana was sad, she always reminded herself of her good memories she had. She was sad a lot now, because she missed Ryan, who she loved forbiddenly.


One day they let him come home to visit. He'd gotten really fat in the asylum, because Aniya fed them too much so they wouldn't run away. But she forgot to feed Nathaniel's twin bro, so he died and is an asylum ghost now. And all he ever wanted to be was a registered accountant.


Ryan: I don't care about your silly teenaged wars! When I was your age, I exploded! THAT'S tough.

He wasn't impressed with his kids being strong in the face of betraul. :(


Riana: It's good to see you back, Ryan. We all miss you a lot. When you get better, we'll travel to the Dinosaur World, and invent the wheel before Edgar can, and then things will be better and you probably won't have exploded as a kid. And you'll be normal. :D


Ryan was happy to see how much his son loooked like him and was in once peace. But Jonathan didn't hug back because he was in puberty and didn't like emitions.


Jonathan: I'm happy you moved in here, because you're a girl I'm not related to.

Rennemsee: But I love only Jacbob 4ever.


Remember stone-statue man who Esmeralda pulled out of the crystal ball as a date for Starling? Now he was in their bathroom.


Ryan: Hiii is anyone going to the toilet here? Can I watch?

That guy is soooooo loony and perverted!!! They need to keep him in the Asulym for long.


Violence.


Brutality.


The family mostly liked a good catfight, because they were used to it from living with Liranda. But Ryan's had a lot of trauma, and he didn't like seeing his children in pain.


How did Renesmme WIN? And why was Jonathan cheering for her??? :(


Now they were enemies of the heart.


Iris and Jonathan sometimes forgot who their family was, and though they were twins.


Alice: We got a crystal ball from a top-rated seller on e-bay. It shows lots of colours and we think we saw extinct species in it one day.


T'ana: Dad I'm so happy I'm not Renessme!


They both laughed at her expense and Riana didn't like it because she knew Ryan wasn't right in the head and it would be easy to influence him badly to become violent but T'anamike was just a teenager and didn't really know any better but it was still not how a happy and wholesome family life should be but they had never really known that that was like, anyway.


But T'anamika was laughing again. She looks so pretty when she laughs. <3


Cindrana: I'm so glad your back and can sleep next to me all night so I won't be lonesome tonight.

She really loves him. :(


But love can't fix his brain.


Nerniya knew that the wolf instincts made it imposable for Bella to fight her when she was sitting down, so she refused to get up, and Renesmee had to stand there for several hours getting more and more angry, LOL!


Suddenly Renesmee saw that Adana was bathing nakked in the tub. It offended her sensibilities because wolves are never naked they always have fur.


Ryan liked what he saw, though. x( It was pretty stupid of her to walk around naked when he was home, when she knews how he feels about her. And that he's loopy.


But suddenly he had a glimps of sanity and got shocked. Because Adana looks 18 and his kids are 16 now (not Jonathan) and that he shouldn't be liking kids his own kids' age.


When you suntan on a black towel it absorbs all the sun rays so you can still be pale and goffic.


Ryan got hit by lightning. :(


He had to go back to the Asylum, where Ethan would probably laugh at him. He's beginning to can talk normally now too.


Rosa Lee: Why are you showing the homework to T'ana she's not your Mom.


The family knows about Tallie and Falcon now, so Kevin could come and visit his lost brother's family.


He liked Iris, but only as a friend. She thought he was ugly.

Ooooh no! She's not grabbing his crotch! Stupid perspective!


Jonathan: Wow you're my uncle, it's so cool to have an ungle my own age and you look a lot like me.


Renesmee was watching the crystal blue ocean under the sapphore sky, and hoped that someone would come and take her away from the abusive situation.


She's actually really pretty. It's sad that Jacob made her crazy and angry.


Riana's Chief of Police now, so she works with Charlie. She's soooo tired of seeing baby pictures of Bella, and having to read all the essays that she got A+ on, because she has villains to catsh.


NO, STUIPD MAIDE! Adana wasn't done eating that! She almost starved to death before breakfast! :(


Adana: I've read your book about the time machine. It needs a lot of glowey stuff to make it go.

Phil: Cool, we have lots of that. Soon we'll be riding dinosaurs! :D

Dad says that humans probably never lived with dinosaurs, but a lot of people think so, and you never know. There might have been time travellers who visited them on vacation, but never lived there permanently. Dad's investigating a lost civillisation that lived before the last stone age, who he thinks were really advanced and created an apocalypse. He thinks they may have had time travel, but I'm not supposed to talk about it, because I don't understand the "deeper implications" since I'm a stupid teenager! x(


Rennesme: You look so stupid and your boobs are too big!


Now they're not enemies anymore, because there is no word that can describe the sort of way they hate each other now.


Suddenly Edward Cullen eppeared in the time machine.


T'ana ran out to see him because she was so happy to see him.


Man from the Guvernment: I'm looking for an axe-murderer. Have you kids seen him?

Edward describbled what Jacob looked like, and he went to find him, LOLZ!


Governman: I don't like the look of you, you're so pale like a corps.

That really hurt Edwarg's feels.


Then he explained how vampires play baseball.


T'ana: Don't listen to him. Your snowy skin and golden eyes are part of what makes you beautiful and special. People tell me all the time that I'm too beauctiful and special but I have learned not to care because they're so boring.


Guvenor: Lady you're being naked in a room with children. It's indecent exposure. They can become deranged.


Rennemse: I'm not scared of you Nerniya. You're just a stupid blonde poser who things she's GOTH.


Nerniya got so mad that she saw blood running down and covering her inner eyes, and she smacked Rennemsme in the face.


Guv: Lady your children just violenced each other and you're still naked! This is what happens when the see things no child should know!

He was really mad, because he had to pee before he went out to find Jacob and he was losing his temper.


Agression.


Blood-lust.


Humiliation.


Cindrana sobbed against her husband's moderately muscular chest, because her children were living such brutality.

Yeah, Ryan's back for a bit. Cindie missed him too much, she had to borrow him.


Adana: Oh Ryan, I have missed you so much!

She pulled him into a dark corner behind the house, where she embraced him and started crying. It was wrong, but she couldn't help it.


Adana: I love you, but I'm really happy for you and Cindie. You're a good couple, and I'm glad you have such a perfect romance. I really love Ethan too, and he will always be my #1, but I hope one day you can be happy for us like I am for you.

She was lying, tho. Ethan's not the first guy on her hot-list. The teacher with the glasses, who's the sone of Laurelin's BF who has a green mohawk, is the hottest guy she knows. O.o


She started to give him a back-rub, because she knew that was the only way she could touch him without falling in love, and then none of them would be able to completely controll themselves. It would be like when Phil cheated with the baby-sitter. :(

She wasn't his real grandmother, though. Only used to date his grandpa, who was a butcher.


Jonathan got burned, because goths are part British, so they don't tan too good in the sun.


Ben is part goth, so he got burned too.


Rosa Lee: Hi I'm Rosa Lee. I'm the prettiest girl in the school. I date Emmett because he's a football player (like American and not soccer) but he's actually pretty ugly. You're cute so you could be my secret affair.

Kevin: No thanks, UR a vampire.


All the girls at school were either Team Edward or Team Jacob. Oh no, Jacob likes ALice. :( Iris wanted to see what a normal school was like, so she called the Headmaster and told him she had sprained her thumb and couldn't make his emperor costume that day.

Ewww NO NO NO! Not THAT emperor. D: He wanted to dress like a Roman Caesar. LOL, you don't need a costume to dress like the Emperor of Denmark!


At the normal school Iris met some kids she had never seen before. They seemed nice.


Oh no. Bella knows psycho-girl, who once put a classmate in a two-week coma with impacted skull fractures, because he said she had social bunnies!


The twins beat up Rennesme before class.


Iris: I want to go to normal school!


Gargarney was there, and he was flirting with the girls.


And Lilo was giving a presentation about astronomy.


Iris told the crop-top girl that if she wanted to be gothic, she should just go for it.


Psycho-girl's BF liked Nernia, but she doesn't want another love triangle. Her next love will nbe when she's adult and can have proper relationshops.


The crazy girl's sister had to drag her away to class, because she wanted to join in bashing Rennesme.


Edward was at school that day, and T'ana was sooo happy to see him. They kissed passionately in front of many dry books.


Renesmee kissed Jacob, because Nernia wasn't in that room. Not that it would matter because they were forever mated.


T'ana: It's soo cool that you've got your hunting license! You can come with us to the past, because it will be periloys and we need fire-arm knowledge.

EdwRD: I hate mountain liions!


Nerniya saw them embracing, but by now they both dosgusted her so much she only saw to icky orgres swapping dribble. She felt like puking.


Boy at school: You're too delicate and graceful, and your hair is too shiny and silky. You don't look like real people. :( I wouldn't date you.


Nerniya tackled Jonathan, because she was tired of him being friends with Rennemsee.


She though that was really funny, but Caitlyn and Ashleigh left because that was too immature for one room.


The girl who had a time-traveller Dad from 1990 didn't know how to use the crystal ball. :(

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Uh, poor Renesmee, I guess. :-/ As I said earlier, the next update is going to be pure insanity. It will probably be a bit longer than this, because I have over twice as many pictures left, but a lot of them will be outtakes. If I start writing right away, I should have it out by tomorrow evening, Europe time. :)