That's all very...sad. Is it a trollfic? I'd like to say "At least it's only a trollfic, and there isn't REALLY somebody who is that demented out there." But really, a lot of the stuff that trolls come up with in an effort to make fun of badfic is simply more depraved and disturbing than what they're making fun of, and to me that's not much of a score for humanity, either.
Eww. I never wanted to think about Edward's mancarrot. Which is purple. Yes, but does ist sprakle like frozen winter snoe? Nonono! Brain bleach! No Eddiekins, thanks! Edward's penis shouldn't even be functional, even in Twilight canon, because Meyer said they have no heartbeat and therefore no circulation. Which makes you wonder why the hell they even need blood. I'm still thinking of Edward's purple carrot, aren't I? :(
You know, if I were a published author, I would neverneverNEVER read fan fiction about my characters just because of crap like this! I don't think I'd ever be able to look at my characters again. X)
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Date: 2015-12-16 09:33 pm (UTC)Eww. I never wanted to think about Edward's mancarrot. Which is purple. Yes, but does ist sprakle like frozen winter snoe? Nonono! Brain bleach! No Eddiekins, thanks! Edward's penis shouldn't even be functional, even in Twilight canon, because Meyer said they have no heartbeat and therefore no circulation. Which makes you wonder why the hell they even need blood. I'm still thinking of Edward's purple carrot, aren't I? :(
You know, if I were a published author, I would neverneverNEVER read fan fiction about my characters just because of crap like this! I don't think I'd ever be able to look at my characters again. X)