The Scheiler Uglacy - Generation 3.3!

[tigeranne]

Welp. The Scheiler Uglacy goes on to another questionable update. Last time, the twins grew up to child age, and Blaze is pretty much just getting longer in the face the older he gets. Moxie is pretty much out of the race, since she's almost kind of pretty, despite being half Ottomas. The middle child, Feebs, however... Tippy is also pregnant with her fourth child, so who knows. Kult is having a problem with everyone else's obsession with being clean. The kids all got into private school, including Feebs who grew up just before the Headmaster gave his verdict. Marisol and Studs also had another child, Carlos, who didn't get his pacifier rolled, unfortunately. Paloma is a teen now, and had the Knowledge Aspiration chosen for her, because it seemed to fit. Also, the Athertons have moved in down the road, and Milena is finding herself on the other end of the telescope.



Hiii! :) I'm the Narrator, and rejoice! Because this is the last entry where I will use the ingame camera! Yeah, it's just much easier to edit and number the pictures while I'm playing, and I'm very lazy :( :( :( so I do what takes least time. :D


Maybe you remember from last time (unless you have short-term memory loss like Tameron, who isn't reading this legacy thank goodness) that Kult was almost about to get old. He couldn't have that, because he's got a whole lot of Community building left to do. The only way he could score happiness was to have a date.


Carlos was pretty much just snoozing peacefully outside all night. At least he was in a crib, so eh.


Feebs really wants to be Heir (just not marry Xavier KplzN'thankU), so she loves to show off her party tricks. :) She can defy gravity, so her skirt doesn't fall down around her head. Either that, or some parent forgot to use fabric softener. Dad did that once, and Jolene's special needs dress got so stiff that it could stand on its own. She put it next to Dad's bed while he was sleeping, and he woke the whole house when he got up to pee and thought it was a ghost. x)


Hiding the brace would be a really mean thing to do, and Kult isn't that mean.


Dad says I should never listen to those who say that doing the right thing never leads to anything good.


Uuuuuhhhh... I didn't plant that leafy thing there. How did a mysterious plant just grow up? This is spooky! Like no, I don't have any plant spawners.


Moxie likes sparkly girl stuff like unicorns and dresses.


This is the Maxisplant garden. Studs had a Bronze badge from taking care of the trees, so he could plant some. They're SO MUCH MORE WORK than the CC plants, but the CC ones won't grow other than in summer, and it's still spring.


Then he got the Silver medal. :D Now he can plant some more types.


Paloma can only plant tomatos, but she's learning by doing the boring stuff. And the trees goth moths, so now the fruit is pasty yellow again.


After dating all night, Kult was finally happy enough to extend his life. :D He needs to start recruiting for real soon, because right now his great plans for a Community of Peace isn't going anywhere fast.


Oh no, there's another one of those bushes! They're standing exactly where the nice flowery cactus things used to be. Some evil witch must have transformed them. :(


It was time to see if Carlos was acceptable as a community member. If he looked too much like his mother, who's not in the Community because she's too pretty, he would be rejected. Suddenly Blaze had a mysterious experience.


He discovered the meaning of life, which to him was to have as much fun as possible. Probably while flirting up blondes with boobs and booties.


LOL he's a missing link! And I think he's grown pubes. x(


Paloma: Oh no, Carlos has pooped again. :( Hey, Blaze? You're big enough to hold him now. Do you want to do the Great Honor???

Blaze: Don't be daft, I can smell him from here.


So anyway, a few people bothered to show up to the face-reveal party. Kult blew the ceremonial horn.


Tippy: Get it over with, I have to pee!


Kult: Is he Desirable? (That's actually bad, by the way. It means that society wants them, so they have no place in the Community.)

Paloma: I don't know yet. There's too much confetti. (It's a ceremony they have, ok.)

Tippy: *SPLISSSH* AAARGH!


Wow, he's not a clone! He looks a lot like Paloma, but he has the other nose that fits his face! I'm so glad Liranda's eyes live on!

Kult determined that Carlos was a Desirable, and then he lost interest and started mopping up the puddle Tippy had made.


Tippy: OH NO I'M GIVING BIRTH TO A TOILET BABY!


Feebs: MOMMY WHAT IS HAPPENING???

Marisol: It's best you don't see this.


It's a little boy. He's pretty pale, kind of like Blaze, and has blonde hair. Now he needs a name.


His name shall be Butch Meelymop.

...pffffffhahahaHAHAHA!!!


Kult: So... did I miss it again?


Everyone was like "Hulp we're in a BATHROOM oh no we'll never get out of here!" Kult started initiating a meeting while they were already gathered, and decreed that from now on he shall be known as Friday, because it sounds more liberating. (Who doesn't love Fridays?)


While all that was going on, Moxie was growing up next door.


She rolled popularity, and I think she's got a thing for jocks. I hate hat-hairs on Sims, so she won't have to deal with that.


She got the Lucky Nightgown! :D She can keep that one, because it reminds me of Ireland and green is an important colour to the Community.


Blaze believes in expressing his identity through his clothes, so he chose a shirt that represented all his emotions.


Moxie chose a cute pink strawberry tanktop. She's very girly, but she's got short hair because it's so cute on her.


Blaze: You'll sleep outside tonight, because fresh air is good for babies!


Blaze is in early puberty, so he's jealous and insecure, and wonders if Butch is going to be a better heir than him. So he doesn't like Butch.


Paloma: I hate weeds! D:<


At least the herbs grow during spring. But eating only leaves of basil must get sooo boring after a few days.


The twins are finally old enough to feed themselves. :D


Feebs doesn't like studying or going to school. I'm gonna laugh if she rolls Knowledge.


Feebs was jealous of Moxie who had shorter days at school now, so she started talking about when Moxie was going to marry Bald Xavier. (Bwrwrwrwrwrr!)


Feebs: Grandma says she may chose more than one of us to come over, so I've started packing the things I'll need. :D I know she won't let some creep marry me!


Friday is very nice to his kids, because they're his only sycophantic followers.


Feebs is still skiiiiiiiinnyyyyyyyy!


Paloma is happy to have a sibling, even if he's small and irritating.


Like, I kind of hate it when Sims who are really pretty get fiveheads, but Blaze only has like a threehead. And he's not pretty anyway.


Now it's Carlos' turn to be the kid everyone forgets. :(


He's still sleeping in the garden, because he's a farmer's child and must learn to feel a connection to the Earth.


Kaylynn still hangs out every night, but she mostly just sits and soaks in the tub. Then she comes in and says goodbye after everyone else is in bed.


Suddenly this weird thing just showed up in the kitchen! D: This is getting scary, I think it's haunted! TigerAnne says she's had Sims on a dimentionally unstable lot before. It was in TS3 though, but things got really weird around that house!


Moxie is really nice to everyone. I love her so much! <3


Feebs won't shut up about going to live on a tropical island, and she hasn't even been chosen yet.


Moxie is really good with animals.


And with small children, who kind of are animals.


Carlos isn't a member of the Community, but he's still one of the family's children and they can't just let him rot.


Blaze finally got his first A+. He's like almost 14. Paloma got hers on her second day at school or so, and I think I know who are the smart ones in this family!


He'd wanted to bathe Sebastian ever since he became a teen. That means the poor dog has stunk for a while. x(


Friday: It's about time to initiate Butch. The stars are in the right positions and I have a feeling that this will be a special event. :D


Friday: I can tell from your new hoodie that you're fighting a lot of ghosts inside, son.

Blaze: I'm troubled and misunderstood by society. :D That means I'll make a good heir, right?


And so the initiation ceremony started...


Tippy: I really hope he's getting my nose!


Tippy: And my brain, because I did really good at school! Right Kaylynn?

Butch: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.


Tippy: Look! He has my nose! :D I'm so happy!


Oh wow, look at him! O.O He's got Tippy's nose and scrunchy little eyes, Friday's big mouth and forehead, and Blaze's hair.

MK'la... Sam... Does this mean he's heir??? Because I don't think they can make a kid worse than this!


Blaze: That is MY hair! Daddy gave it to ME and baby there has no right to wear it!!! Cut it off him NOW!!??!


Tippy: I'm so glad this one won't be as disagreeable as Blaze.


Here he is, ha ha ha! x)


They did potty training right away, while the stars and plants were still in position.




Carlos has a sleepwalking problem. I think it could be a side effect of sleeping outside all his life.


Moxie: Like, you know we have a bathroom right inside the door?


Blaze: *splissssssh* *PLOP*

Moxie: EWWWWW I don't know you! Go away, I've never seen you before!


Blaze: It was the baby. He made me do this, I just KNOW it!


Butch has a strong survival instinct. :)


He can tell if the food is poisonous too!


Tippy: Why did you put a rusty pail in the kitchen? It's hideous!

Studs: Because your son was a biohazard and the other tubs were taken.


The leaders are supposed to train their own children, but Friday was at work so Studs cheated a bit.


Carlos was skilling of his own free will, so maybe he'll grow up talented.


Friday didn't have much charisma, so he wasn't getting promoted at work. If he's going to become a celebrity who uses his status and fame to influence people into joining his cause, he needs to be a really smooth talker.

Friday: I'm not running for president, so it won't help me if I'm rude.


Tippy made Grandma's comfort soup on her own. It was weird, because a couple of the people in the house really were sick that day.


BTW, this is Savanna. She's a friend of mine, and she wanted to live in Spain.


I hope she's not telling Paloma about Mr. Dungholm, because he was soooo creepy. I felt really bad about not feeling bad that he managed to blow himself up so he died, but I just couldn't help being happy that he wasn't going to be our teacher anymore.


Feebs is one of the smart ones, BTW.


Yeah, we live in one of those small towns where you see weird lights in the sky sometimes.




It's so hard to take care of the plants. :( I don't like it when they have to use the pesticides all the time, because I know it's pretty dumb but I can't help but think that they maybe kill fairies. :'(


Carlos: Moxie won't notice that I'm sneaking out. >:)


He's too small he doesn't know about chupacabras. Like yes, I know Spain isn't Mexico, but they've seen those things in Russia, so yeah.


Awwww, this is so sad. :( He sat outside his family's house all night.


Ha ha, Kaylynn got zapped again. I'm so tired of her hanging out all the time! She asks if she can hang out after work, and if they say no she comes home with Tippy anyway.


It's not really dangerous for the kids to be out at night though, because Sebastian looks after them.


Kaylynn: I'll be back tomorrow.


Blaze was feeling rebellious and misinterpreted, so he sneaked away from home.


There weren't any places to hang out in the village, other than at the beach. LOL, that's Phil!


Phil: Can you make a cup of Axe Murderer? It's like a caramel mochacchino latte, but with Battery and Baileys.

Marion (brown hair girl): We don't have any Battery. Can I make it with Red Bull?

Phil: Nah, it needs to be Battery. Never mind then, I'll have a tripple frap with cinnamon.


Phil: If you don't become heir, you can start a wildcat sanctuary.


Blaze: Cool! Then I can go on TV and do awareness and girls will crush on me!

Phil: That was not a very idealistic line of thought. Are you sure you don't descend from Elvin?


Morris: Hello, I'm Morris. I know you just met me and have no reason to believe what I'm telling you, but stay away from Phil. He's done some really bad things.


Andrea Hogan: Whoever made this isn't a real cook.


Blaze isn't a cook either, but he was getting really hungry.


Alvin: Aren't you that kid in my history class who always tries to bring Pokemon into every topic in the world?

Blaze: No, that's Orlando. He sits next to me.

(There's a kid in my history class who thinks Pokemon is a good metaphor for everything. I've heard that he's gotten banned from biology class, so that's why he's been taking history instead.)


Blaze: Now I remember you too. You're Fidget Cube Boy.


Alvin started telling a weird story about how there was maybe a treasure buried under the beach.


The good thing about Blaze is that he's got OCD about being neat.


Oh look who's here. It's Uncle Adolf. He's here to pickpocket the tourists.


The good witch is called Clara Sue, LMAO!!!


Blaze: Oh hi, you're that cute girl from government class!


Blaze: Like, my Dad has always told me not to like pretty blondes because they're so generic, but I'm not going to be heir since that evil baby was born, so whatever. I think you're hot!


My Mom always says that being really extroverted isn't always the same as having any social skills.


Meadow: Like, no offense but I don't think I can date someone who has abusive tendencies.

Blaze: Oh come on, it was an accident??!?!

Meadow: Yeah, like twice in a row? Was that why you laughed both times? Yeah, no, bye.


Blaze: Fine. Goodbye. I'm going to go swimming out to the sharks now. >:(

Meadow: You do you, buddy.


Someone who could cook had made grilled chicken, so Blaze got food that was better than he deserved. PS, the lot needs more lights. (This was a test play, so whatever.)


BTW, I aged up Marsha Bruenig when Paloma grew up. I've always liked Marsha, even if everyone hates her. :(


Blaze: So do you want to join the community? Dad would maybe stop nagging so much if you did.

(That's Gertrude. You saw her in the previous update. Friday got naked in the tub with her.)


Blaze has high creativity from playing the piano all the time when he was a kid.


And he's good at cleaning. It's maybe for the best if he stays, so he can clean up after the slobs.


Blaze: I'm going to win so many awards for my artwork!


Blaze found out that he wasn't a beach person, so he went home. LOL, I recognize that shirt!


It's Dad!


Carlos is one of those kids who loves water. :) I was too. Uh... still am.


I forgot to show you his personality. He's got one Nice Point. :-/ And he's going to be naked in the tub.


Butch is probably going to be pretty normal.


BTW, here's Henry Atherton. He looks a lot more intelligent with a goatee, I think?


And Studs is spying on someone, LOL!

OK, I don't have any more pictures yet. Now you've seen all the kids' faces at least. Friday and Tippy aren't going to have any more ones, because more would just look the same I think. :-/ Now I have to install a huge build set that TigerAnne downloaded x( to make the houses look more real Spanish. But at least I won't have to spend a lot of time sorting the pictures anymore. :D