tigeranne | The Scheiler Uglacy - Generation 3.5! (Reply)

Welcome to the second-to-last episode of this generation of Scheilers. My co-writer

sammyfrog is going to pick an heir after this update, but I still have to grow Feebs up for her emigration to Isla Tropicana. I just need to know if I'm kicking Blaze out of the house now or not.

Last time, Feebs grew up to a teen, and rolled Family Aspiration. Her ideal husband is a retired man who never achieved much in life. Raelynn came for a visit, and was upset by Studs' relaxed attitude towards nudity. Carlos and Butch both grew into children, and Butch was predictably a funny looking kid. The kids went on several missioning trips, thanks to Friday absolutely stinking at recruitment. They all had a fun few days, except Blaze, who's deep into red aspiration by now. MK'la's self-Sim started picking on Raelynn (or rather her not!self-sim), while Feebs flirted up Oliver, who's the romantic interest of the notoriously violent Wilandra, who will probably never find out.

Narrator?

HI! Yeah, okay, look long and well at this picture of two innocent children being friends and having fun, because this update is kind of upsetting. :(

This old lady suddenly strolled into the garden like she OWNED THE PLAce, and started snooping around. Friday was too busy on his bike to pay attention, but I don't trust her. She could be an anti-sect agent, or something. They're not a frickin sect, they're a loving Comminuty of love and trust!

Marisol got the same chance card as Tippy. Um, that sounded a bit like if they gave her the card at work, and I don't think they did that. She faced the same dilemma dillema? tough choice as Tippy, so she decided to do the wedding soup thing.

And it worked! :D D: :D

And Studs had too many doughnuts. :(

Then tragedy struck!

Marisol: Yes, hello? I want to report a missing pet. Our cat Nernia ran away from home, because she got scared when the lightning set fire to a plant outside our sleeping barn. She's a slinky short-haired cat with green eyes, who's brown with tan legs and some lighter colour on her chest. And she doesn't bite.

Carlos has a lot of imagination. He was dealing with the loss by pretending his pony was looking for Nernia in a deep jungle. (I used to play with my toys in Mom's flower pots in winter. She didn't like it when I built them houses and planted chick-weed in the pots for farming.)

Silver was keeping watch for her from the porch, while hiding from her sworn enemy the Skunk.

Friday became the MVP! :D He had to give an interview to TV.

Reporter: You're a great alternative role-model for young people. Can you tell how you chose to not be mainstream?

Friday: One day when I was just a child... this is very difficult for me to talk about...

Reporter: Take your time. :)

Friday: I came home from school one day, and there were some people over that I had never seen before. A blonde woman in leather pants, and three kids who were older than me. The blonde woman was really nasty to my parents, and her children tried to murder each other. They didn't love their own brothers and sisters, they wanted them to DIE! :'( My family had always been very loving, and that was the end of my innocense.

Reporter: Wow, man. That sucks!

Friday: Then I found out that the violent teenagers were MY brother and sisters! Dad had been married once before, and he NEVER TOLD US! He had escaped from that family, because he lost hope for them, and wanted my brother and me to turn out alright. But they found him, and we all had to move away, but they found us again. That's when I decided that when I had children of my own, they would grow up in a big happy family where everyone were siblings in the bond of love, and...

Reporter: That's a very sad story, but we're running a bit late here. You can probably get a good book-deal out of that, though. Could you tell us about the secret meaning behind your flower wreath and bling?

Friday: The crown is the symbol of The Elder, and means that I'm the one looking after everyone in this Community and help them make their difficult decisions. The grren spider represents jealousy and poison, and reminds us that we must always expect to meet people who wishes harm upon us. The blue stone represents the world completely at peace.

Reporter: Thank you for taking your time to let us get to know you. Now, over to the news...

Friday: WAIT! Have you seen my cat??? She's brown with tan legs and some white-ish on her chest and her name is Nernia and she has green eyes and she...

Reporter: And now, OVER TO THE NEWS!

Darn! :C

Angry comment from Tameron in ten, nine, eight... LOL!

It was Carlos' 13th birthday. (Or 14th? Because the first was the day he was born?) But it wasn't an important day, because he wasn't in the Community. Only Paloma and Kaylynn bothered to come to his party.

This is Carlos realizing that his socially acceptable privilege makes him problematic 4ever.

Poor Carlos.

The rest of the family showed up later, though. Just in time to see him transition.

Carlos rolled Family as his aspiration. Nobody saw that coming. Yeah, and I changed his T&Ts, because they were stupid and he's not heir of anything.

He got kind of hot as a teen. :) Is it just me, or does he look like Ben Starbloom a bit? See?

Paloma and Moxie were testing out questions they could ask to their recruits, to check if they were conditioned by society to discrimination. The first one was "Would you be willing to date a maxed-fat TS3 Sim with the Incontinent trait?" But they thought maybe that one was a bit uhhhh...

(LOL yeah, it's a custom trait! I think Karen has it, too.)

Blaze was bitching and pissing about how bad his life was. Poor Feebs who has to listen to it, all the time!

Butch was old enough he could grow up on the same day. That was a very important moment in their history, because it would be decided if he was to be the heir or not. They would send pictures of him to his Grandparents, and they would judge if he was uglier than Blaze and Feebs.

Most kids would probably be insulted, but this was a great honor.

Soooo, Sam... MK'la... is he uglier than them, you think? I kinda think he looks a bit like a young Jean-Claude Piccard, with hair.

And BLUGH he rolled Pleasure! He's gonna be in Aspiration failure all the time!

We need a cat picture now, because this update has 33.3333333333% less cats than usual. :C

Blaze hated flowers, because their existance reminded him that he would possibly never wear the Crown. I hope the Birds of Paradise spiked him in the balls real good.

Wilandra took it as a personal insult when he tried to flirt with her, because it would mean that he thought they were in the same league.

Cousin Caitlin was making the moves on Carlos. :)

Friday: Come on, son! This is a good place for recruiting!

They went to a newly opened park that was officially known as the Tropical Gardens, but the locals just called it Poker Park. It had eight bridges that all lead to a small island with a sparkling moat around. If I'd remembered to install the water mod, it would have looked as nice as in the preview pics on MTS. Here's where you can get it.

Yeah, Raelynn was there playing Poker. I don't know who sanctioned that, TBH.

Blace introduced himself to Williana. Oh, and Raelynn's Dad was there, so he's keeping an eye on the kids.

Williana: Oh no, that's Uncle Henry! I don't know him, and I've never seen him before!

Uncle Henry: Here comes tickle monster!

Williana: Stop it! I have no idea who you are!

Williana: You promised you'd stop this craziness. You said everything would be different this time! Does Milena even know you're out in that state?

Uncle Henry: She thinks I need to get out more. :)

Dad pretended Henry wasn't trying to talk to him, and Blaze gave Williana a sexy noogie that she didn't appreciate. :(

Friday was recruiting at the other poker table, with inspirational speeches about how important best friendhsips are.

Stop googling at Raelynn, you perv! She's only 14!

Raelynn: Hi, I'm Raelynn, and I just want to tell you that you shouldn't be so angry all the time. Maybe your Grandmother will choose you after all, because I don't think your brother is that ugly. And I'm sorry about your cat.

EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Blaze: My Dad is going to get famoous. He's a really good football soccer player. So then you can tell people that you used to know me.

Raelynn: Soccer is the best sport! (Cork City 5ever!) I saw your Dad's interview on TV, and I'm really sorry about your crazy aunts and uncle.

Blaze: I need to ask you sincerely and you to answer truthfully: Would you date a maxed-out fat TS3 Sim with the Incontinent Trait?

Raelynn: I don't know. TS3 Sims are kind of a different species, and it's not really natural for us to be attracted to them.

Blaze: But it wouldn't be a problem that he was max-fat?

Raelynn: Not if he was cute and kind.

Blaze: And Incontinent?

Raelynn: ...maybe a little?

Blaze: Welp, I'm not incontinent, so how about we get to know each other better?

Raelynn: No thank you, bro. I'm not really into sects.

She knew they weren't a sect, but what was she supposed to say? "I'm not really into UGLY???"

Blaze: I knew it! You're socially conditioned!

Raelynn's Mom: I think it's time we went home.

Blaze felt dumb and dejected, so he pokered some cash from what's her name. Núria? Yeah, I think that's it.

Friday: Blake, we didn't come here tonight so you could flirt with girls!

Blaze: I have a good idea, Dad. If we started an ice-cream café, we would recruit soooo many people!

Friday: What a splendid idea! We could make cereal ice-creams!

Blaze: If I don't become heir, I'll start selling ice cream when I grow up.

Friday: You look like a tourist from Britain! How would you feel about making Spain your forver home, and live in a peaceful and loving community???

Callie: I'm actually from Australia, and I already live here, plus I have a husband and two and a half kids.

Friday: I'm so sorry about your half kid, but all the more reason for your family to join our Community where everyone is welcome, as long as they're not perfect.

Callie: LOL, he's not literally half! He's a kid I'm looking after until his parents come back. LMAO, weirdo!

Friday thought the Aussie lady was kind of rude, so he changed the subject to Donald Trump.

(LOL, that's going to really date this legacy!)

Friday: You must be really into peace and stuff if you're from Australia, because down there they make all these movies about how the world gets wiped out from bombs or viruses or whatever, and only Australia ever survives!

Look at this! Salamandra and Uncle Adolf know each other! Why am I not surprised??

Salamandra: LOL, we're in Sims 4!

Yeah, the world in TS4 kind of looks like that, all green and flowery with strong colours. But you can't really go wherever you want, and some of the prettiest locations are just painted on the background. :(

Oh, this is a different day, obviously. Durr. Studs was getting tired of nobody finding Nernia yet, so he brought Sebastian and all the kids who were awake, to the beach in case she'd show up at the feeding station.

MK'la was gagging because the wraps were burned, not because Blaze was ugly.

She was really happy that she finally met a boy who was cute.

MK'la: Like I reely liek guyz in pea-jays! :D

Studs thought it couldn't hurt to have some paranormal help in searching for Nernia, and witches are good with cats. Even when they are atrociously evil like Kettricken they would never hurt a cat!

Blaze: Why are you spraying my feet with insect killer? I don't have athlete's foot, I never wear shoes?

Studs: It's prevention from getting toenail beetles. (You really don't want to google that.)

Carlos: I don't think you are my uncle. The only uncles I have are called Friday and Andrew.

Carlos didn't like being felt up by strange uncles he'd never seen before, so he lunged at Uncle Adolf and started kicking his ass. :D :D :D

Beating up people isn't actually legal in the Community, even if they're bigger than you. But Carlos wasn't a member, so he never cared to play by their rules. He even found 100 Simoleons that Uncle Adolf had stolen from him, so it was like vigilante justice.

Studs wanted the kids to spend a few days together, in case one of them would leave never to be seen again when they grew up. He's not a perfect parent, but he tries.

Sebastian isn't fighting in the dustcloud, BTW. He's a wimp, so he never picks on anyone, thank goodness! It's Tiffany beating up Allegra.

Tiffany won, and everyone was happy, because Allegra is an annoying mean dog.

Then Tiffany immediately got in another fight, and it looked like she was getting tossed around like in a tumblrdryer.

She won again, but this time it was only Grace, who's a little yapper.

Harr harr harrr, I downloaded Tameron's Sim-self. x) Oh and BTW, she's gonna kill me for saying this but she's gonna kill me anyway so I might as well get the most out of it, Tameron doesn't have hair like that in real life.

Kettricken: I'm against correcting cats with spray bottles! >:(

Studs: I'm not spraying her, I'm refilling the can with the green stuff that comes off her.

Dad says that a disease and the cure often come from the same place, so it makes sense that both roaches and the kill spray come from evil witches. You can learn a lot from Sims! :D

Kettricken started playing with Tiffany, because she must have been impressed that Tiffany is such a badass dog. But witches hardly ever have dogs as familiars. I guess it's because they can't bring them on their brooms. Cats have killer claws to hold on with, toads go in the purse, and owls just fly alongside.

Kettie is an evil witch however, so she punked the dog and laughed.

Demi Lovato the petcop came by, and Mozie asked her to keep an eye out for Nernia. With so many people looking, they should get her back soon, righ? I miss her so much!

Kettie had a thing for Studs, LOL! Blaze was just BAWWWWing and HAAWWWWing about how sad his life was with not romance or fuuuun.

Grace got in a fight again. I think it was with Allegra that time. They're both terrible dogs who don't belong in the Community, but I think they will adopt Tiffany when they move to their compound.

When they came back home, they got the great news! Sophie had found Nernia! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D I knew I liked Sophie!!!

HERE SHE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Like yeah, Sophie... If we could stop the lightning from burning any more of the plants, that would be great.

Blaze is FOREVER ALONE because he doesn't like any girls. And those he likes hates him right back.

Butch gave Sophie some money to thank her for bringing Nernia home. He did it all on his own, out of the goodness of his heart. I'm just saying that Butch kind of deserves to be heir a lot more than whiny, shtinky Blaze, but on the other hand it wouldn't hurt to get rid of Blaze and he kind of is very ugly so...

LOL Friday would definitely have gone for the herbs, but I don't think his coach would approve and pills have worked for everyone else before!

WHAAAAAT??? D: D: D: OH NO!!!!!!!

Ahahahaaa haaa haa he he he steady breaths now, Raelynn! Friday can just find another team to play for. He didn't lose any skill points.

Studs: You need to work this to your advantage, bro! Go to all the media and tell your story about how you were tricked by The System, and how herbs rule forever!

Blaze was in bottom red, so he went to the Match Maker and asked for a blind date. And then, meanwhile at work, Tippy had to decide what sort of book to write. Like, the Eastern Eats book has always been a solid success for everyone before, so she went for that one.

Blaze: I can only pay you a few nickles, Gina. My Dad has lost his job, my Mom is being dragged to court for copyright issues, and my family is publicly disgraced forever.

The date was Marylena Hamilton III. She's got the exact same face as Marylena Hamilton I and Ivy Copur II. Oh no, she's a Stepford Girlfriend. :(

Blaze: My Mom wrote a book she didn't have the copyright to, and my Dad accidentally Armstronged on a lot of drugs, so I kinda need something good to happen in my life right now!

Marylena III: Okay, but I'm not the sort of girl who put out.

Gina Parker: I see a very horrible date, harr harr.

Marylena 3: And that includes no honking my boobs!

Blaze: Don't be a prude???

Blaze: ...and then the school nurse just shaked his head and said that all the images on the board weren't a whole lot of saggy breasts, and that I needed both glasses and a Rorshack test, and I was just out of there.

Marylena: I think I need to go soon.

She stayed a while, to play chess with Carlos instead.

And then... there was violence!

Blaze had started crap with Paloma, but she had him in a head-lock while he was thrashing around.

Blaze: Owwww! I'm gonna tell Dad and then you're out of the Community!

Paloma: Pfff. YOU started it.

Blaze: But YOU won!

And then time had come. The oldest children were 20 years old, and Blaxe would maybe leave them forever.

Last picture of teen Paloma!

And of Moxie.

Blaze was kind of just closing his eyes aand hoping for the best.

And here they are as adults!

None of them went loopy, BTW.

Soooo, here's grown up Blaze. What do you think, Sam? Is he ugly enough? Or do you want to see what Butch looks like fully grown first? OK, this is all for today, but there WILL be another episode where I grow up Feebs and the boys.