The Scheiler Uglacy - Bonus Update 3!

[tigeranne]

Hiya! This is ya Narrator typing again! :D I have another update about Carlos & Co, who are trying to make life more interesting for themself.

But first - a summary: Last time they did this.





Carlos had a surprise for his family!


Lorena: Yay we have our own bath tub! Now it's gonna be easier to keep the babies clean! :D

It's rough to keep up a secret identity, but the children are happy at home and that's all that matters.


Does Victorio look like he's from the Trolls movie? Jolene says he does. :-/


Carlos: We have decided to have another baby, because everyone else has four so we thought we should too.


Mario: Oooh, I know how babies are made! Señora Feodora showed us a movie about a baby popping out, and then Jorge and Gael fainted. It was great!

(Sometimes I write stuff that really happened, but I've changed the names.)


Lorena sought inner peace while she watched her child grow charismatically.


Stefania loves the cats, and her role in the Community will be as a cat advocate. AdvoCAT hue hue.


Silver is jealous when someone else is getting the attention.


Studs is stuck in his career. It's okay because he's got p good hours, but he wants the LTW points he'll get by topping it. So he spent his entire day off talking to his reflection about inventing a car that could run on olive oil. He was a very good audience.

Actually, olive oil costs more than gas so I don't think people would want to buy that car.


Matias walked by with one of their cats. :) I can't remember her name, but isn't she pretty?


Then Carlos whipped out all his nine not-nice-points and started bragging about how cool he was for NOT being famous. *headdesk* Matias was nice about it though, because Matias is too nice for his own good. You readers have probably forgotten about what happened with Moxie's ex Rudy, but I - THE NARRATOR - have not!


Marisol decided that her life had to change. She almost never got her energy refilled from transforming, because it usually happened at work. All she got was coming home starving and exhausted. It was time for her wolf-days to be over with.


And then poor Lorena had a toilet baby! D:


She had a little girl. This is Sandra Scheiler. She'll be their last kid for now, but both of them want more. I bet they're gonna roll the 10-kids want. But then they'll have to get their own house.


Having babies can mess with your mind. Tameron gives lectures for $50 if you want to learn more about how children are ruining the world.


Their house is so small there was no room for an extra crib. Sandra moved in with her grandparents right away. It was alright, though. She was born in that house, so it was already home, and her sister lived there too.


Suddenly Paloma wore a jacket she had never bought. It was the Mandela Effect! :O


Hashtag: Mood


This is just a boring picture of family life in a pretty family. But it shows love, so it's important to include it. Because love is what the world is all about.


On3 day Studs explained something to Mario. But I have forgotten what it was.


But Amy Lee was out of coma! She's just bullshitting about not getting any sleep, because she's slept since before Victorio was born.


She didn't even drop dead, she just went home like nothing. Okay, so maybe she was a little mad.


Then Victorio did the evolution dance. Amy Lee was in their garden for six years? How did no one report her missing?

Victorio: Goodbye, Mrs. Bunny. You've been my best and only friend! I'm going out into the night to discover who I am.


Anyway, Victorio was ready for school. He was sooo exited.


Victorio: Hey Wolf-lady. I'm very hungry, may I have some paella?

Paloma: Sure, just help yourself. Uh, who are you??


Victorio: My name's Vic. I used to live with Mrs. Bunny but she told me she wasn't my real Mom. So now I've gone to look for her.

Paloma: Oh, you're one of my brother's kids.

Victorio: You're a very nice person! Do you know where my real Mom is?

Paloma: Yeah, she lives in the same house as Mrs. Bunny. She's the one in the pink tunic and jeggings. But she's probably asleep right now. Try the middle room, there's a brother of yours there.

Victorio: Thank you very much Wolflady.


And then Victorio found a home. <3


Palompa was making life-decisions.

Paloma: Please forgive me, Uncle Friday. I just cannot do this anymore.


Then she was human again, forever.

Paloma: I hope my weird nephew will recognise me. He needs guidance.


PET SPAM!


Mario thought Vic was really funny.


Marisol got her Goldfarmer badge. :D They had to get rid of some of their herbs and bushes, because there was almost nothing left in their lives but gardening. They'll still grow veggis and fruit, but not all day long.


Studs became friends with Enjola Cinnamoon at work, and she came over to visit.


Vic met Jetsam at school and Jet invited himself home with him.


That reminds me that I've forgotten to post everyone's personalities!


Time went fast and suddenly it was Sandra's birthday.


Carlos: HOORAY she's very socially acceptable!

Marisol: Carlos, you're not supposed to say that when Uncle Friday is here.

Carlos: Freeze-Peach is my favourite popsicle!

(If you don't get it, just say it out loud.)


Paloma wanted to practice parenting, and everyone else were knackered, so she got to work.


Success! LOL does anyone else think that Sandra looks a bit like Lilo (from Lilo and Stitch, not Maikana & Simon's daughter) with that hair and dress? They need a little blue dog.


Friday recruited the cats to a secret plan. I don't know what it was.


Stefania: My friends at school say that a wizard has bought a holiday home in town, and that he knows Harry Potter.


Vic really wanted to learn homework, but he had never been to school before and had none, so Lorena let him do Stefania's.


But then he needed to have fun. They've built a pool in the front yard, because that was good for their quality of life.


Sandra was loved by all the animals. <3 BTW, we're going to be baby-sitting a golden retriever until over the new-year! I'm so excited, because maybe we can keep her! Yeah, I know we have like ten dogs in the family already, but they're my siblings' pets and don't all live here. And we're on a farm in North Carolina, so yeah.


Marisol still thinks Studs is a stud, even though he's a grandfather now. He's probably about 100 years old, because he's 40 years older than Carlos, at least! And Carlos & Lorena had to wait for like 20 years before they could have a baby, and that was like 12 years ago because Carlos is almost a teenager now. So Carlos is probably at least 50 now. Yeah, Studs must be over 90.

Studs' new colleague Edie looked at Marisol all like "Who do you think you are, thot??!"


Yeah, Carlos was 13 just then! :D But something happened while he was growing up!


Edie shoved Lorena for no good reason. :O Is she gonna be like the new Brandi LeTurneau around here?


Mario: Yay! I have abs even though I'm fat!


And he rolled Pleasure, LOL. But he'll have Family as his secondary, so he'll hopefully have fun around home a bit too.


SHE'S LYING! It wasn't Lorena who started it! And yeah, they're basically the richest family in the town, so boo hoo about the warehouse!


Paloma: You remind me of the birds we used to have! They all died mysteriously. :C

Lorena was shocked, but then she started channelling Cthulhu and got ready to fight.


Poor Carlos, look what he had to wear!


Carlos: I think I'm getting the hang of this but I hope we won't have to do dot-to-dots anymore in High School.


Sandra: Te quiero, Mama!

Lorena: Y Mama te quiero, tambíen! Don't believe anything the mean lady will tell you about Mama, because I'm sure she'll try.

Paloma: Carlos, I think mierda is about to go down here.

Carlos: I'll write a report about it to the authorities. They'll have to take it seriously, because I'm probably their boss. You've got this!


Lorena: NOT IN FRONT OF MI HIJA YOU BEEYATCH! D:<

Paloma: Ai caramba, she's attacking!


Paloma: KILL HER LORENA, YOU HAVE HIGH FITNESS!

Carlos: It's all going into the report right now! Edie's toast!


Paloma: DON'T STEP ON SANDRA!

Victorio: What's happening????


Victorio: Do something, Wolf Lady! Don't let her kill Mama and Sandra!

He was so scared that he ran out into the night where there are chupacabras and phantom kangaroos. D:


Lorena: If my son becomes a chupacabra because of you, I'll necro you and kill you again! AND AGAIN!!!!


Lorena used Mama Bear Slam. It was super-efficient! :D


Studs: So yeah, if I don't invite you home for a while, it's nothing personal. Things just need to calm down. Lorena's not a bad girl, I love her like a daughter.

He felt the confused stares of his grand-children, and guilt pierced his heart.

Studs: Okay, it's actually personal.

Edie: That's okay. I'm not a vampire, I don't need anyone's invitation.


Then she ate a lime prove it.


I think she eats a lot of them.


Carlos was ready for high school and put on a ribcage sweater to remind girls that he was slim now. He'd been swimming in the pool a lot.


In the garden two rando wolves started beating each other up. Was it the weed fungus infecting their brains, or the vile taint of Edie's recent presence? :O


Sasha: Boys are stupid. Throw rocks at them.


Mario (on blog): I thought high school was gonna be fun, but my head feels just empty and I can't words. Maybe I'll can words tomorrow, so I can word to ya'll about my life as high school.


Stefania: Where are we going without Mama and I wanted to ride shotgun?

Mario: We need to get outta here for a couple of days, and Sebastian is bigger than you.

Uuuhh, this is an alternative universe, so when you're 13 you're smart enough to drive.


Mario: Grandpa wants to revive the town to what it was in the 80s, so he's having community lots built. This one's completed already, because it's so small. There's not much else to do in town, so we'll see if any of the cool kids come here. And then we'll camp overnight and tell ghost stories!


Bruno: I'll report to Dad that this bush is in the way, and should be removed.

He was there checking it out too, as well as checking if there were single girls his age present.


Kobe the Danger Cat got in Mario's face.

Lady Fuscia: I don't trust you, punk. If cats don't like someone, there's something wrong with the person the cat doesn't like.

Mario: But I live with three cats and they're my friends. I'm only 13, what have I even done in life?

Lady Pink: I don't believe a word you say! How can I trust you?


Tippy: You must be Mario! I'm your great-aunt Tippy. Your grandpa's brother is my husband by marriage, and that's our grandaughter Tessie you see over there. Her father, Butch, was your father's best friend when they grew up.

(Sorry if there's much expository dialogue here, but just in case you forget how they're related. Because sometimes I do, and I think someone's grandmother is their mom and stuff like that.)


Danger Cat didn't like Tessie. :C But that's okay. That's not the one she's going to adopt, she's adopting Moonshine and Noodles next time I play her house. Kobe's gonna move in with Bibijimjim, I hope. When she finds Istvan and they move to their own house, anyway. Jimbi and Archie have cats of their own, and they don't want a furry fight club.


Kobe didn't like Bruno either. Pink Lady decided to go somewhere else with less of the wrong people.


Sebastian took a sleep in the grass, because he had never snoozed in fresh grass before, and he's like the oldest dog on Earth. (Secret medicine. It doesn't work on humans, they need to drink the green juice.) He's slept on the lawn, but that's not really the same. Stephania was a good big sis to Vic, and gave him the time a day. She hoped that would make him less weird and embarrassing. I hope she has more luck with that than Jojo and Stephen had with Donovan. :C


Tessie and Pippa watched them play, and thought it was sad that they were such socially desirable children.


Mario made crunchy wraps for dinner. I hope that's not a sign, because Moriarty did that to before he DIED and Mario isn't immortal now that he's in puberty. Anyway, he let the townies have it and made another batch later for himself and fam.


Mario: Hi Uncle Bruno, hi Sophie. I've cooked Crunchy Wrapz. They're a new recipe I found on CoolGuysChannel on Utube.


Then he had to pretend he liked them. x) The smell of the Crunchy Crapz attracted Chandler who's part fly. The Danger Cat really liked Tippy.


Mario sat in the warm spring rain and dreamed about being sexy and adult in HD. I've downloaded that 3D program TigerAnne uses, so I can make exquisite art of my characters. I hope she won't be sad if my pictures are better than hers.


Sebastian took care of the terrible supper. I hope it doesn't taste as foul as what Jolene made for supper the other night! She read about chocolate oatmeal in sammyfrog's Dimwit ISBI, and then she tried making it, by putting cocoa-powder in instant porrige. But she didn't use enough water, and it became the worst cake I have ever tasted.

(TA's note: Honestly, don't try to make instant oatmeal brownies.)


Orbin was worried about him, because the wraps reminded him of when his brother died recently. (Moriarty)


Sebastian felt sorry for Simple Simon, so he let him throw a stick to fetch. Dogs love everyone, even bad people, so if a dog doesn't like you it means... I don't know what that means. Some dogs are just not right in the head. It's not always their fault. Sometimes they've had bad owners, and sometimes they're only born that way like some people are. :(


But not Sebastian, he's the best pupper! (In my game anyway.)


Mario made new wraps and they had breakfast in the fresh morning air.


Victorio: BURRRRRRRRRRRP!


Peter Sims: Ugh your burp smells like eggs. You're gonna vomit soon.

Simon: THIS IS DISGOSTING, YOU TWO NEED TO TAKE YOUR BROTHER TO AN OBEDIENCE CLASS!

Mario: We're really sorry, Simon. He grew up outside and the first thing he saw was our Charisma Bunny so he thought it was Mom.

Tiffany from the garden club was telling Orbin about how her hangnails made it painful to walk in heals nowadays, so her tango days were over.


Aww no. Sebastian got stinky. Camping trip over. :(


Weatherman: Try beating this one, small-bean! BRAAAAAAAP.

Simon Says: I can't eat here with you people who were raised by Tom and Jerry!

Mario: See ya later, Simon. Subscribe to my cooking channel MarioGetsHot!


Vic: Bye Simon! Böööööööööööörp!

Weatherman: Not even five seconds. Lame.


Sebastian got a good washing because so many questionable people had petted him at the park.


Vic: Hiii Dad! I've been on a scary adventure!

Carlos: Really? Was Edie there?

Vic: Nah, just a dangerous cat.

Carlos: Okay, that's fine.

SPAM IN A CAN:








If Vic had been poisoned by something in the wraps, it would have come up after that! :D


Stefania was digging the 80s nostalgia, and bought a Minnie Mouse shirt and her first pair of jeans. Because she's inspiring to live in the old days she thinks Disney cartoons as part of happy childhood memories and not something creepy from Creepypasta and r/NoSleep.


Sandra was grumpy because she got lost and had to make another trip around the house to get to the potty. When you have as short little legs as that and a tiny pea bladder it takes a long time to walk around the whole house.


Then she fell asleep because she was exhausted poor little baby.


Mario was still fiends with Bingo and he came home from school.


It's gonna be sad when Bingo goes to the Island because they will all moss him a lot. So it's good that they have Gordon Jetsam.


Mario: Tsssskkrwssssssssssprr LOL!

Bingo: Huehuehuehuehue!

He's got this habit from Lorena. x) She's a professional gossip girl.


Friday reminded Bingo Thursday that he was going to travel on a big ship to live with his ancestors (Friday's parents) and spread tolerance, and that Mario was socially acceptable and couldn't go.


I think Lorena must have Knowledge as her second Aspiration, because she was developing a death wish. With nature itself hating her as much as it seem to do, she should be really careful what she wishes for.


So Lorena got to spend time in the fake pool house, with is actually a workshop, where she should be safe from sunstroke and lightning bolts. She's only working weekends and has got 14 days of vacation to use, so she's got a lot of time to learn how to make snapdragon bouquets.

Paloma's gonna make robots so they can have sentries for zapping Edie.


Sandra couldn't wait to be old enough to go to the beach. That's a rain puddle, not cat pee, FYI.


Mario has always been a good brother, and he'll probly be a great dad. And everyone's going to be confused by the huge family!


Stefania was growing up so she needed more childhood pictures taken for the family album.


He did this on his own. Silver was shocked to see it, because it meant that Mario was almost as good at being brother as Adam in Openness, only he's not had to murder someone to save any of his siblings. And he's probably not going to because this is a different type of story.


Friday relived his days of being a sport superstar. Only he played ball, he wasn't a diver. BTW he didn't land on Vic. x)


Sandra did the jelly legs dance. Sorry about Mario butting into (LOL pun!) the picture.


She ran out to show Carlos that she had grown up and was old enough to greet him when he came home.


So here she is! :D She likes the 80s too, even if that's the new versions of the MLP ponies on her shirt. It says "Be Different" in honour of The Community and her whole crazy family. I dunno if it means that she should specifically be like Pinkie Pie, who's kind of outlined, because all the ponies are different from each other. That's the secret of their strenght, that together they form a wholeness that creates Harmony. It's a very good message. MLP is approved by the Community.


BTW, Studs and Friday aren't estranged anymore. Friday decided that it was no good trying to protect the Community children from their socially desirable relatives, because they had to learn to live and handle such people anyway.


Suddenly they were in the car again.

Stefania: You're letting Vic ride in front. This is not fair, I'm a lot older than him.

Mario: Yeah but he got in first, and next time we go out you can drive.

Stefania: Okay then.


Now they went to the beach, where they met Bibi again.


*SIGH* And Edie.


Edie: Hey, Julien... There's a tick on your jacket.

Julien Makoto: Oh no! They suck blood.


Edie: PSIKE! LMAO!!!!


Julien: GRRR! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

Edie: LOL your nose swoopped up and down for like ten seconds.


Julien: You shouldn't be talking about noses, you medusa!

Stefania: She's a wanted criminal and tried to kill my Mom. But don't worry, my Dad has put out a report about her so she'll be in the slammer soon.


The girls played "Kill Edie." Sandra had to be Edie because she was the smallest and Stefania told her so.


Sandra: You can take my life, but you can never take my freedom!


Carlos lets them watch very serious movies if he's there to make sure there's no porn.

Now we'll have some swimming spam. Put on your beach music of choice to get in the mood. Or if you hate the beach you can put on your other music of choice to help you through the next pictures.








Suddenly Sandra shot up from the water like a spaceship, and it looked like the aliens were gonna abduct her. But then she plopped back down and nothing was out of the ordinary. It was going to be her weird childhood memory that she would always wonder if it had really happened. Vic saw it too, so he would have to attend the psychology class with her.


Henway just walked by on the road and ignored everyone.


Henway: My grandfather is The Law!

Bibijimjim: No, MY grandfather is The Law!

Henway: Oh, maybe he's the same guy. They told me I have some weird cousins.

Bibi: Really?`Me too!


Buddy: You must be Vic. I'm Buffy, I'm Aspen's and Turf Star's Dad, plus two other kids you haven't met because one's only a tot and the other's in the belly.


Simon was there and he was talking about baseball. I wish Buddy would have sat with them. It looked like he and Bibi were pretending they didn't know each other. :(


The girls were very happy, but so sad that Stefania was going to grow up soon. The memories would be all they had left of their short childhood together.


Here's a cute picture for Sammyfrog, whose children never hug each other. :( BTW, I spend over half an hour MS-Painting this, because Stefania's hair poked through Sandra's face.


Then they turned around and hugged from the other side, because they're such a very cute family who lives a safe and boring life full of love. I mean, that's great, but I don't have the arts to fix this one. :U


Mario LIKES Sophie!


Even if she has weird teetch after I made her beautiful. Maybe I can fiz her again.


Sophie: I want to see a ghost!

Mario: Oh I have a dead second cousin! He drowned in the pool because he starved to death. We can go visit him and see if he wants to come out.


Sandra: There's that guy from the chef show on TV. The cute one!

Stefania: Yeah, but I think he's our uncle or something so you mustn't say that!


Stefania secretly thought Matias was very cute too, but he's married to her father's cousin so there's that. Sandra heard that Mario wanted to go visit a ghost and she hoped they were old enough to go with him. None of her friends at school had ever seen a vengeful ghost.


Mario met Aunt Jimbijimbi and threw a ball at her. Oh and freaking Jolene has "edited" my picture. I'm gonna kill her, but just pretend that it's grafitti.


Suddenly Jan came along, because she hangs on the beach a lot. Maybe you don't remember that she was being a bully towards Moxie, and she pulled a lot of ugly faces and got stuck like that. But I think she's probably suffered long enough now and is sorru.


So here she's back to just regular old Jan, with better hair and all.


Paloma was very happy that they had a pool to lounge by after a long day of building an army of small roblots.




Stephania is a cat person. :D


But then her innocent childhood was over. :O


She rolled Knowledge! You'll see her make-over later, but first I have to build a new community lot for attracting tourism. She's still going to look very 80s!


Oh and By the Way! I made Mario in real 3D! Are you ready????

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Here he is! I had to do it like that because he was too tall for the picture. This is a lot more complicated than taking pictures of Sims! And doing their expressions is a bit difficult. Anyway I hope you like him! :D

Suddenly there will be more Scheilers!

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