OH NOZ IT'S EDGAR!
Apr. 25th, 2019 08:16 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tigeranneIf anyone wondered how long it would take me to get tired of only having pretty DAZ Studio models, the answer is "Not very." Narrator wants to say a few words.
Here's Edgar. He's in disguise, so no one can recognise him. He's trimmed his beard and plucked his eyebrows, and wears a trucker hat so no one can see that he's bald. Please don't tell anyone that you know this is Edgar.
Edgar is very mad.
He's discovered that it's very hard to train velociraptors as evil minions. They do the evil thing pretty well, but the "minion" part usually requires being loyal and they're very not.
He looks really creepy when he smiles. Like he's an axe-murderer. It's kind of weird that it was Phil who started chopping people's heads off, and not Edgar, who's a lumberjack and all. But Phil didn't mean to. He was just in a TV-show, and it became real by accident. That was actually his fault, but he didn't mean to do that either, so it wasn't his fault.
It's really scary when Edgar is happy, because that means he's going good at being evil. I wonder what he's up to lately.
Here's Edgar. He's in disguise, so no one can recognise him. He's trimmed his beard and plucked his eyebrows, and wears a trucker hat so no one can see that he's bald. Please don't tell anyone that you know this is Edgar.
Edgar is very mad.
He's discovered that it's very hard to train velociraptors as evil minions. They do the evil thing pretty well, but the "minion" part usually requires being loyal and they're very not.
He looks really creepy when he smiles. Like he's an axe-murderer. It's kind of weird that it was Phil who started chopping people's heads off, and not Edgar, who's a lumberjack and all. But Phil didn't mean to. He was just in a TV-show, and it became real by accident. That was actually his fault, but he didn't mean to do that either, so it wasn't his fault.
It's really scary when Edgar is happy, because that means he's going good at being evil. I wonder what he's up to lately.
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