The Scheiler Uglacy - Bonus Update 1!
Aug. 9th, 2019 08:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tigeranne
Hiiiiyua guys!!! This is me, Raelynn. Ya girl the Narrator! Guess what? I found a lot of pictures of the Scheilers that I hadn't posted yet. This time it's a Bonus Round, and we're going to find out what Paloma, Carlos and Studs & Co have been up to at their Orchard.
Okay, so things have been kind of crazy. School's still out for the summer, and I passed all my classes thank Goodness! It was also my birthday, a couple of months ago, on the 23th of May. I was soooo excited, because YAY I'M 16, I can get a car! But then my parents just looked at me all weirdly and told me I was turning fifteen! Like, how can I turn 15, I already did that last year! I'm going to be a Junior in September. It was really weird. And then our teacher said that when we start Sophomore year in Autumn, then bla bla bla! OMGOSH I don't get it! We were in Suffermore year all that time, but now everyone says it was Freshman year?!?!!
I demanded to look at my birth certificate, because that should prove that I was born in 2003, and am 16. But it said 2004, and I'm not. :( No one believes me when I tell them this, except Jolene, because she remembers having a diary-thingy from school that said she was born in 1992. Jolene's 21, so everyone thinks that she's just mistaken because she's bad with numbers. She's got number-dyslexia.
Anyway... On to the story:
This is Jimbijimbi. :) She's Blaze Logstopper's daughter with some Aliens, and she's the older sister of Derex, Buddy and Rumor. Plus she's got a twin sister named Bibijimjim, who's blue. Jimbi (I'm gonna go with nicknames, because their names have so many letters to typo) came to visit her Grandpa's family, to see if they were as crazy and deranged as her Dad used to say.
Marisol was working in the gardens.
Moxie was also there, because Jimbi and Bibi didn't know where anyone lived yet, so she gave them a ride.
Sebastian was angry for no particular reason.
This is Bibijimjim. She was getting very tired of hearing about how sexy Lorena was.
Bibi: I would like to get ingaged some time, but I haven't found My One yet, because I only just came to town. I hope he lives here, and that I didn't somehow overlook him back in California.
Carlos: You will never regret it!
Leona Mickinley was going around all over town removing newspapers that she ideologically disagreed with, so people couldn't read fake news and become ignorant and dangerous.
Kurt Friday called them all in to a family meeting about the importance of spreading the family and increase the community outreach. Ilvasny would be the next one to move down to the village. It looked like Bibi was sticking out a long magenta tongue at Carlos (he was making a speech), but that would be rude and make a really bad impression on the family. It was probably something else.
Bibi: Our Grand father is a very wise man. He has many large plans for this village. I'm so proud to be a part of a society renovation project.
Friday: After that time when me and you went to California and saved the world I have becomed a very enlightened individual. I propose that I shall become the Major of this town, for our common good.
Studs: That's awesome. I have a lot of friends in law enforcement, if you need to look the other way.
Poor Sasha, she had carpet stuck between her toes. :( Nernia was sad, because she wanted to sleep but Sasha was being a noisy upstairs neighbour to her.
Sebastian is way too nice to be a guard dog, but he deserves credit for disguising himself as a rosebush for maximum camouflage. Maybe he could become a police dog instead? That would be really cool!
Carlos: Ilvany will be moving in with my siblings downtown when she graduates. You know what that means...
Lorena: OH CARLOS!
Carlos: OH LORENA!
Babies are really good at falling off places, and Carlos thought they needed some practice in catching small speeding objects.
Lorena: Don't throw the baby so hard, Carlos! I almost dropped it on its head.
Carlos: If we're going to be responsible parents we need to be able to react in a split second!
Marisol: I haven't seen Samantha and Peter in a while. Wonder what they're up to..?
Yeah, where are they?
The new wolf is called André. I wonder if he's French, because French wolves are the most human-eating ones.
You can't start getting corrupted now, Carlos. You'll have children to be a good rolemodel for.
Well, that sucks, but it was the right thing to do! That's the kind of hard decisions he'll have to teach his children. My Dad often says that being an asshole is one thing, but at least don't hide it from people. Let them know who they're dealing with. Dad would kind of suck as a politician.
Wolves have an empathic connection, so they can feel when a werewolf in another house is having a bad time. :(
Friday: We're having another family meeting, but where is everyone else?
Moriarty: Dunno. We don't live here?
Friday: When people don't come to your meetings, you need to come to people with meetings.
Moriarty: But they're not here either. I think they're watching Game of Thrones.
Friday: That's disgusting!
Sebastian is a really bad guard dog, LOLOL! This isn't Ajax, who he doesn't like. It's another black wolf.
Ilvany wanted to grow up early, so she didn't have to go to school.
Ilvany: Don't count on me today, Señora Feodora!
School Bus: Hooooooooooooooooooooooooonk.
Marisol wanted to join the wolfgang.
And Ilvany got a job before she moved out.
Her sister Manola was happy to see her again. In the Mediterranean they kiss family members, it's natural.
Studs was like "I need more children!" Maby later, dude. If Marisol wants them too.
Lorena: If we all skill up and get in high positions, we can rule this town like a dynasty.
Manola: Oooh, like the Borgias! Maybe we could get our own show on HBO.
Friday: No, we need to produce our own documentaries. Else they'll just paint us in a bad light.
Manola and Bruno came to the latest meeting, because they had news and gossip from the outside world.
"Arooooooo!"
Paloma: Okay, Mom.,. Are you sure you want to do this?
Marisol: Yeah, let's get hairy!
*furball of violence*
Marisol: OWWW phantom tail! You stepped on it!
Lorena: The stars are in position, if you know what I mean...
Carlos: No more metaphores, talk dirty to me baby!
Studs: You know what this hot dusty town really needs? A place that sells ice cream!
Friday: Yeah! Blaze was going to start one if he wasn't heir. We should open one in his honour, and maybe his descendents can run it as a legit business.
Silver found out that their patio sofa was infested with Iberian Garden Pixies, and she brutally evicted them in a puff of cloud. You can see them in the dust, they look like tiny aliens!
Bruno: We should start a business selling cool-tubs.
Manola: Put your swimshorts on Bruno, you're my brother! Gross!
Paloma bought a new t-shirt online. It was just so her, blue with exposed midriff and all sciency. It had the Starry Starry Night on it, which appealed to her inner wolf.
(I always thought that line about "eyes that know the darkness of my soul" was so sad and romantic, but Donovan says I just have no clue what the song's about anyway.)
Paloma: Not the kind of moon I wanna see.
Bruno: Prude.
Studs was really happy that his workplace had updated their dress-code, so he could stop wearing the dress that gave him a beergut.
Lorena: Is this what it feels like to be prengant?
Marisol looked really badass going to work. Not like a grandmother, LOL! But Liranda's a great-great-grandmother now, and she still looks like she's 20. This is just a story, so don't try anything you read here at home!
It was so hot outside, Lorena had to stay in one of the air-conditioned rooms all day. She painted pictures to pass the time.
Marisol: The hot-tub is colder than the air tonight! You're not naked are you?
Friday: Uhh... nope?
Marisol: Great. I'm coming in.
The sight of Roger the Big Dead T-Rex made Paloma develop an unexplainable deathwish. O.O
At some point during the night, Carlos suffered a sun-stroke and started hallucinating.
Carlos: Baby Braulio needs changing!
Lorena: Can you do it? I'm eating. Wait... what?!
Lorena: Carlos, you need medical attention!
Carlos: How can you play with stray wolfdogs when our defenseless little son is playing in the yard?
Oh no, you know what I just realised???? Carlos is Liranda's grandson, right? So he's pretty much Ryan's cousin, even if they're not related in this story! What if he has the same DNA for being cray? Ryan lost the plot just around the time his kids were born. D: Maybe fatherhood does them in?
N A T U R E
Friday: I'm off to work now! See you tonight!
He's coming home with Paloma every day, LOL!
Then... something really creepy happened. It had happened once before, but no one really thought much of it.
This was Studs' vital signs before he started pulling weeds.
AND THIS WAS AFTER! He nearly died, had to go to the hospital on life-support for two days and everything. That was when they realised that the weeds had become lethally venomous. O_O Yeah, I don't know either!
(I'm not kidding, you guise. He got really sick from picking thistles.)
Having a crapton of homicide plants around wasn't exactly great news for farmers. They still had to tend their garden. Lorena liked being out at night, because it was less hot then, and not so dangerous to her and the baby.
*floomp*
Lorena: Daddy's here, Peanut. We're going to be having a family breakfast before he goes to work.
Carlos: Oh, I don't have time today, darling. I'm off to protect and serve.
Lorena: Oh. :( We'll be thinking of you while you're away.
Carlos: GOODBYE MY SON BRAULIO! BE BRAVE WHILE DADDY'S NOT HERE! I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU!!!
Lorena: This can't be happening. I'm having a nightmare.
Carlos: GOOGI GOOGI GOOOOO! Lorena, there's a lot of white stuff coming off our son! Do we have any dandruff lotion?
OMGOSH poor Lorena! T_T
Okay, that's creepy!
Studs: No, darling. I'm not prejudiced to werewolfs, I just can't stand Buddy Shagrin. I think he's got rabies.
Carlos: At least OUR children will be cute zzzzZzzzzzzzzz...
Uh-oh she wants a baby?
Palompa: Dogs can't even sweat, so how come you stink all the time?
Paloma's always really tired from werewolfing all night, so she has to take a nap every morning.
Carlos: Naptime for little babies. Daddy's gonna sing you a lullabye.
Lorena: Hombre, caramba!
Carlos: MY BABY WASN'T REAL A-BAAAAAAAAAAAAW-HAAAAAWWWWWW! I THOUGHT I WAS A DAD! IT WAS ALL A LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Studs: I think you should call in sick, because you can't investigate other governments in that condition.
This is worse than when Edgar invaded Hulgaria. X_X
Korena was way too pregnant to work in the garden anymore. She hunted for bugs instead, so the baby could get some sunshine. Look at their new cabbage and pumkin patches in the back. They're going to decorate them for Halloween!
OH NO! HORNETS! RUUUUUUN LORENA!
Those asshole wasps chased her around around the whole garden twice. :C Sometimes it looks like nature just hates poor Lorena, as if she didn't have enough problems already.
She made it inside the house, but the shock had made her GO INTO LABOUR!?!
Lorena: CAAAAAARLOS! THIS IS YOUR FAULT YOU CULO! AYUDAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Carlos: I'M UP! I'M UP!!!
His name's Mario, just FYI, not "Marten." My keyboard kinda died. x( But Marten is a cool name, kinda.
Carlos: Whooooo! Yassss! I knew there was a baby! I hope he knows I always believed in him!
Paloma reaserched on the internet, because she's got Knowledge Ambition, and she found out that it was invasive fungus that made the weeds dangerous. They had to spray all the veggies to stop it from spreading.
This story has some very dark themes sometimes, I'm so sorry about that! Please don't spray your veggies, because your children can die if they drink the poison bottle. I had to go and listen to Tameron giving a public lecture (yes) about how children and animals are sacrificed in the name of vegetables every year, so now I know more about the subject than I ever wanted to. Tameron hates children, but not as much as she hates vegetables. :(
Lorena: Now that I'm a parent, I'm a lot more worried about things like this.
Paloma: We need to fight the fungus, for the children!
BTW, Mario looks a lot like Lorena.
Studs: My family has fought many enemies, but none as insidious as this. Now that I'm a grandparent, I feel more responsible for my past mistakes. I will help protect your family!
Paloma made a scientific discovery. The regular weeds didn't have the fungus, only the thistles did.
They need some rabbits to help them eat all the lettuce, LO=L!
Mario said Mama for the first time! <3
Paloma: You can't plant orchids out in the sun like that, they'll die.
Carlos: But I didn't! Why do our plants walk around like this? They don't have legs!
Yeah, I don't get it, but it's kind of creepy.
Sebastian was looking forward to being a child's best friend again, because it was so long since the last time.
Cat picture time! Here's Sasha chilling by the fountain in the back yard.
EWWWW Nernia, that's pee!
Aaaaand Silver. Now we can move on with our story.
Studs became that kind of grandparent who just can't. leave. the. grandchildren. alone! They had to lock the door to Mario's room, so Studs couldn't force-feed him gallons and gallons of milk. So Studs, who's really smart - not! - spent hours hanging outside the door.
Paloma, you're being creepy again! Even Sebastican noticed.
He doesn't even have the Family Aspiration!
Leona's sister, Pernicity, always tried to steal the papers before Leona could get to them, because they have a very rivalous sisterhood.
Wow, I knew Marisol was badass, but not that she could fly a space shuttle. But stealing is wrong. Maybe she should try the virus.
It would have been pretty cool to have a spaxeship to go to work in, though.
Lorena: Oh crap, we locked him up and forgot to feed him! We suck!
Don't blame yourself, Lorena! You've been through so much stress in the past year, and it's a very easy mistake to make!
Carlos: It's very important that he gets used to feeling included in the family while he's still too young to remember anything.
They're growing many kinds of gourds, not just pumpkins. Maybe they should plant all pumkins for the Halloween season, though.
Yeah okay, so maybe he was suffering from some bad mental illnessnes for most of it, but HELLO HE FINALLY BECAME A DAD?!?!!!
Hooorey! Marisol maxed her charisma!
Lorena had strictly forbidden Carlos from playing "Lion King" with Mario until he'd had some more practice with someone better at landing on their feet.
Being a wolf felt like getting another whole family. Marisol was very happy.
Soon Mario was old enough for his Facetime Party.
Everyone knew he was going to be socially acceptable, but he was even cuter than expected. :D Most of his face looked like his mom's, but he had Carlos' eyes, that came from Liranda and Aylatani. They live on in their descendents, even though they're not dead!
Lorena knew it was important that kids need to have fun before learning important stuff. If only my Mom was that well informed...
Then he had to learn to walk, so he could run from the hornets.
Lorena: Oh, BTW! You're a big brother now!
LOL you didn't think they'd stop at one?
Mario was too young to understand danger yet. He laid down to sleep next to the poisonous weeds. D:
Jill Fleig: Hiiiiiii little unconscious kid.
Oh gosh she walked through the weeds. That's enough to kill people. If we never see her again, we know why!
Mario had a nap and some food, and then he could continue his survival training.
And house-training LOL!
There was a lot of wolf-blood in Mario already. He liked wandering out alone at night and sit and play with Mrs Bunny.
The autumn season arrived. I'm kind of in the mood for watching something spooky now!
Buddy Shagrin dropped by one night to perform a weird dance ritual in the weeds. I don't know if he was trying to kill them, or make them stronger so they could kill Studs.
Mario had to learn their life-style while he was very young, so he would know what they had lost if they had to give up on it.
A proffessional gardener said that sure she could get rid of the weeds, because she had gloves the fungus couldn't get through.
Then she used the same gloves to pick all their vegetables. X(
Ooooh all the cats are in one picture! That never happens!
Mario had a very happy childhood in all the danger, just like Tallie. :') I hope the fungus isn't going to be the Edgar in his life! Oh, I just thought of something. Maybe Ewdgar planted the spores? That would be just like him!!!
Palooma: You mustn't tell dirty jokes now, Carlos! Mario can hear you.
In the mean time the gardener fell into a coma in the back yard. She must have scratched her nose without taking the gloves off.
Lorea: Stop! Baby time!
Studs: I'm a lot more nervous about this stuff as a grandparent!!!
LOL my grandpa wears a Beatles T-shirt too! Some days, anyway. That's so funny! Beatles were part of the generation that invented beeing young, and now they're grandparent music! Maybe if they had known that back in the day, they would never have started a band. That would have been sad for all the grandparents, though. And for us too, because Beatles were really influential. Imagine if the kind of music that was popular before that had continued to influence instead. 0w0
https://youtu.be/R1zM5WF1NF0
YEAH, NO THANKS.
It's a girl! Peeps, welcome Stefania to this beautiful, endangered world!
Lorena had the strangest feeling that Andrea wasn't happy for her. :-/
Ohai, this is Geraldine, I think her name is. She's Netti's sister, so she should prolly be part of the community.
Mario had to grow up really fast, because his homelife was becoming perilous.
Oops, we need some baby pictures to remember him from.
It was getting cold outside, and Mario liked sleeping inside more now.
Carlos was really happy that Stefania would be a smol bean for a while longer.
They had to encourage Mario to play with the bacterias in the toilet, so he could build his immunity defense strongly. Don't worry about Paloma taking a bath in there. She's furry at night so she doesn't count as nude.
At least one pumpkin was ripe. :)
Everything looked so different in the fall.
Yeah, YOU wouldn't look very hot if you'd been lying around in someone's yard for several months either! >:(
Carlosh: I know these are very biohazardous times, but I think we should have more children anyway.
Korea: Yeas, we need to keep up with your cousins.
Stefania loved going to visit Grandma, who had empty nest syndrome. Paloma lives right in the next room, but she's not a kid anymore so it's not the same. And Carlos is out in the barn.
All children should have a grandma. Especially one who's a spy.
Mario was raised to be very independent. Every morning he ate breakfast alone in his room.
Then he got himself ready for homeschool, and had lessons with Mrs. Bunny with only a cat or two for babysitter. They generally didn't really care if he studied or not.
He had to share the room with Stefania for a while, but he would get a room of his own when he was older.
It was hard for Lorena to sleep sometimes, because she was worried about the fungus infecting her children.
Friday: Oops, I forgot I was supposed to go to work.
Friday: You're not very socially desirable. :D Call me if you want to join our tolerant community!
Lorena is such a good mom!
Mario: Goodnight, Stefania. I'm going out exploring. You have to stay home, because you're too little yet, but don't be afraid.
Suddenly Mario felt the night sky beckon.
LOL his nose. He'll probably grow into it, and he's still cute.
It was a very special night for him to have supper with the family for the first time.
He impressed his dad by doing cartwheels.
Mario is officially cat-approved!
Suddently the gardener woke up.
Then she fell on the ground and dropped dead. O_O
Carlos: OMGISH SOMEONE PLEASE CALL 911!
None of the gardener's friends were nearby, so Paloma had to talk to the Grim Ripper.
Paloma: Please don't take our dear friend The Gardener, we love her so much.
Grim Reappear: YOU'RE BULLSHITTING ME YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HER NAME IS!
Paloma: Uuuh... Erica?
Mario was on his way home and got to see what happens to people who mess around with fungus.
Paloma: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..!
Studs: This is just like Plants versus Zombies.
Paloma: Do you think they'll give us a new gardener?
Grim Reaper: WE HAVE A CASUALTY AT THE SCHEILER ORCHARD! THEY KILLED AN NPC AND DON'T KNOW WHAT HER NAME IS. COULD YOU CHECK THE WIKI UNDER GARDENERS? SHE'S THE ONE WITH RED HAIR.
Marisol thought Buddy Shagrin was very hot when he came by for a midnight jog. Meanwhile Mario was telling his mom about seeing the Grim Reaper.
There was no graveyard in town, so they had to bury her in their back yard while Studs was working on having one set up. They put her next to the cabbage patch so she could fertilise the leafy greens while things got sorted.
Mario had to sleep under the Wolf Guardian's watchful vigil that night, because he was secretly a bit scared of the fungus. That's all for now, folks! Stay tuned. Narrator out!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
no subject
Date: 2019-08-09 10:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-08-10 08:29 am (UTC)The eyes are Yumedust Eye Love and they have a "pick your own" default option.
Studs' shirt is by
Thank you for reading and commenting! :)
no subject
Date: 2019-08-10 10:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-08-09 10:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-08-10 08:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-08-10 02:32 am (UTC)You know what? I think we're stuck in some kind of time loop and we're the only ones who realize it. Sometimes adults can't see stuff like that.
YAy I'm glad Bibijimjim and Jimbijimbi are settling in and meeting the spanish side of the family. They'll be safe there with Kilt Friday and Studa Axelot in charge of the town and stuff.
Marisol: I haven't seen Samantha and Peter in a while.
Sammy Frog loled but she didn't tell me why? I don't see anything funny? Maybe its the summer heat.
Aww the pixie are kewt! They look like pastel teddy bears!
OMGOSH it was close call for poor Suds! Someone is trying to kill the Community leaders???
LOL poor Carlos! So close to finally having family of his own and he loses it.
NOOOO PALOME DON"T DOOOO DAT D:D:D:D:
Carlos: At least OUR children will be cute zzzzZzzzzzzzzz...
LOLOLOLOL!!
If Mario had been an alien baby, he totally coulda been named Mar10. That'd be way cool! I hope Acrlos won some aspiration points for mario being born cuz he totally needs them!
Wait so I;ve fiorgotten why Studs MacEntire is mad at Buddy Shagrin??
Ooooh all the cats are in one picture! That never happens!
That's like in rl ppl trying to get all their cats in the same pic so it's cool that it happened in thegame!
Maybe Ewdgar planted the spores? That would be just like him!!!
Oh no? Mayve he escaped Landru's jail and went to Arenaseca instead? O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O
Stefania is like the pretties name evar!!!
OH MY GOSH this is a cool scary story! With Halloween decorations and someone dying and a fungus disease! Sam said there's this old B movie called TimE Walker, and it has deadly gunfus in it too! Edgar must be behind!!!
NEway, thanks for the bonus update. If only there could be moar!!!1 D:D:D:D:D:D:D: Someday there will be, so we can find out if it's Edgar! WE MUST BELIEVE!
no subject
Date: 2019-08-10 08:44 am (UTC)I think we're stuck in some kind of time loop and we're the only ones who realize it.
Oh no! That would be terribler. I want my car!!! And we'd never get out of High School??? It's okay, I'll just drop out if I don't graduate in 2021. The good news is that I've learned everything before, so this year I should be getting a lot better grades. *cry7*
Someone is trying to kill the Community leaders???
Yeah, I think so???? They're very radical so they must have some enemios by now.
Wait so I;ve fiorgotten why Studs MacEntire is mad at Buddy Shagrin??
I don't know! He hasn't done anything.
If Edgar has escaped, or found a way to travel between places without being seen, then there's nothing but trouble. :( Can you go and check if he's still in jail? And look for possible wormholes he can crawl out of?
Stefania had to have a pretty name, because she's going to be an outcast in the community. She's going to be wayy to pretty for them. But she will at least have a name as beautiful as herself.
I think I can play the game a little bit at the time. Friday and his family had to move out of their house while it was being sprayed by pest control, so I'm not sure they'll have any furniture left when they move back in.