The Scheiler Uglacy - Generation 5.3!
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HiiiIIIIIiii! I'm the Narrator! And now I'm finally going to be able to tell y'all what happened to the Scheilers after the last time!

This is Butch and Nettie smooching after Nettie came home from work. (You probably don't remember, because it happened last time. But this is the same day.) It was such a the happiest times in their lives! :)

Orbin's date from last time, who he's probably going to be dating again, came and gave him flowers. No one knew who the other bouquettete was for so Orbin kept both of them. Now he has one to give back to her. :D How romantic.
I just rememberered her name, it's Tynice Fronds Gallipto.

Here's Bingo. He was being ver good at cleaning up after everyone all the time, because he hopes that would make him favourite for Heir. The family on Isla Tropicala probably don't have many neat-points, because Liranda doesn't, so then they would want someone to tidy their house he hoped.

He liked playing with Roblox men. I used to play that in school a lot one year when the school made us all use laptops for all the classes. But then they decided we weren't advanced enough as students to be allowed the technology, so now we have to use paper and books again. It's okay, though. Now I can work on my novel in class, and my teachers are less likely to find out.
YOU shouldn't write novels in class though! It's just that I've lived this school-year twice before, so by now I remember most things when I hear them. Things happen differently every year, so I don't know what's gonna happen tomorrow or anything. It would be really nice if I could stop being 15, though... :C

Moriarty: Yeah kid, we all have our problems.
(He's talking to Quonk Quotis FYI, not breaking the third wall.)


QQ was practicing her talent show dance, so that Liranda and Ian would wanna let her come to their island.

I lost the screenshot of the chance card, but Quincy did some telemarketing and now she's ready to execute some juniors.

It made Buddy Shagrin very happy.

Aspen liked practicing flying across the ocean.

Buddy and Quincey: Hue hue hue hue hue hue hue!

Bingo scrubbed the rusty tub so clean he wore a hole in it. Turf Star was being just a normal kid in the back. He should probably just stay here, because if Ian and Liranda want more family around there will be more children born here. :D

A random tourist walked by and made funny faces. Maybe he was trying to see the members of the Community, because he thought being a werewolf or Triceratops was weird. ò.ó

Maybe he just wanted to steal their newspaper, though. But Leona or her sister must have been there before him.

Bingo's pretty cool, because he does stuff on his own without being told to. So he's not bored all the time.

Friday still communicates with nature every day.

Turf Star: My Dad is smarter than Professor Lupin because he knows that the moon is not a crystal ball.

Poor Friday works very hard. :-/

Suddenly Paloma came by on a late night walk with Sebastian. Someone tried to invite her in, but she said it was too late and walked home. :Y

Salamandra: You're out and about all night so maybe you've seen my missing twin sister Samantha and her husband Ugly Peter Ottomas, who no one has seen in several years?
Buddy: No, but I'll let you know if I see them. BTW, aren't you like my Grandma's sister?
Salamandra: That is correct. Tippy is our older sister, Samantha and me are twins, and we have a youngest sister named Pearl who no one's seen in years either.

Quonk: I want to see a vengeful ghost.
Butch: When you get older we can go and try to communicate with the spirit of the late Gardener Erika Jalapayan. I think she's the only ghost in town.
(There are some in the mill behind the Orchard too, but they're really shy so no one's ever seen them.)

Aspen really wanted to fly, LOL!

Turf Star liked flowers and nature a lot. When he grew up he wanted to get promoted to Community Elder and wear a flower crown.

Quincy explained that factories are like the meteor that killed the dinosaurs, except that people can earn money by working in them. But the meteor made the world dinosaur-free so humans could live here, so that actually benefited humanity even more. Quincy is both human and dinosaur, so she feels a conflict of cultures.

Oh nice. Now he doesn't have to get up so early.

Orbin came home from partying with a metal band all day long and didn't find his room. The bad news was that he was supposed to go back to work in a few hours. :C

The kids were having fun in the bathrooms before they did homework.

Oh no, Derex had to write a book! He decided to go with the Asian recipes, because I'm kind of having cravings for tikka masala right now.

The book was an instant success and he wasn't even dragged in front of the courts or anything. :D

Bingo and Moriarty practiced becoming evil geniuses.

Derex became a much more dangerous chef.

All of the responsible mothers in the family stood outside in the rain while lightning flashed.

Suddenly they discovered that Seven was pregnant. :D

Derex went out in the rain to water the flowers to make sure they got enough water although the sprinklers had just been on. He's kind of the same with babies and bottles.

No one wanted the extra crunchy burritos Moriarty made for supper. D:

Orbin came home and OD'd on the floor. This is quite a drastic chapter.

Buddy swam all night and succeeded in squeezing his beer-belly up into his pecs.

One day Friday was in the kitchen and.

The children loved to dance because they were always very happy. Except when the school classes made them bored and sad.

Everyone had to go in the same carpool, even if they worked in different direction. Friday was the Law and he had decided that it was better that one single car drove 100km in a day than four different ones driving ten miles each. But the driver was mad. Look how angry he was.


I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate chance cards so I'm only gonna post the results of some of them so you can see that I actually play them.
When I'm going to play the Starblooms again I won't bother with them because I didn't before.

Oooh it's that cute stray! Her name is Stella. Seven tried to be friends with her, because it would be so nice to have a dog in the Community. There's Buddy, but petting him would be kind of weird and wrong for everyone who wasn't Quincy.

I really hopes she comes back soon.

The children had homework-depression, so they had to stay home on a mental health day. Derex read aloud from a book by Francie Magpie while Tippy made breakfast.

They had a family meeting about the meaning of everlasting friendship.

Then there was homeschool and they learned to do homework.

All the kids practiced their dance routine, because they hoped that if Orbin was impressed with them he'd let them be his stage performers when he had his breakthrough. Derex joined to encourage them.

Aspen and Bingo had been at school and were too sad for their homework, so their little siblings had to do it for them. They thought it was really unfair (because it was) but it was a lesson that in a community everyone needs to help each other.

Nettie: Butch you're the only hot man I know. I don't know who Chandler is.

Butch was an ocean person and he was enchanted by the etheral trail of misty waves that had starting following Nettie everywhere.

This picture is very symbolic of how wives are strong and hold up their husbands. I think Dad would have tilted years ago if Mom wasn't keeping him sane by talking logically every day.

Seven woke up with that squeezy feeling again.

"HHAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHH!" -Seven

It was a boy this time. His name's Jetsam Wulfgeat. :) That's gonna make lots of options for nick-names in the future. He can be Jet, or Sam, or Wulf. And if he wants to be really cool and unique, he can be Samwulf or Jetwufl. I'm sorry that Derex messed up the family photo with his elbow. Maybe he's like Jolene and Donovan, because theirs are everywhere.

Everyone had a happy family life, except Moriarty. He had Aspiration Failure.

Orbin liked the idea of having a dancer troupe folling him everywhere.

Your not sly, Chandler! Of course Tippy knows that you know that she works in the culinary business, because you work together and she invited you home from work!
Orbin: I hope he's not gonna try to become our step-grandfather now. :C

Chandler: Oiii, there are people on your toilets when I have to pee!
He would be SO annoying to have in the family!

Derex learned how to be really sneaky. x) Chess is such a bonding experience, I think maybe people should only play against people they're related or married to.

Seven: My husband is cheating!
Quincy: You did WHAT?

Seven: I forgive you, and I think we should have a baby!

Rose Day came by to ask if anyone had seen Rowland. I hope she finds him, because then they can join the community. :D

Seven: Am I having a baby or just gas?

What? He's trying that again. The secret ingredient is eel (eww) and Tippy didn't cheat last time when she didn't know that. Why would she turn to corruption now? LOL!

LOLYASSSS!
Moriarty: I'm a minion! :D The whole meaning of my life is changing diapers! :D :D :D :D
Then he slunk away crying.

Yay they're growing up! :D

Stefania didn't know how to dive. :O

Jetsam's party took place right away.

Quincy: Orbin is SO hot!
Orbin: Seven is SO hot!
Seven: My husband is SO hot!
Paloma: I wish I thought someone was hot.

HERE'S JETSAM LOLOLOLOL! He looks a bit like Bingo, but that's okay. Then we can keep one of them around!
Two Hours Later...

Moriarty: When's the birthday party starting?
Then he started flapping the noise-maker. *facepalm* I'm sorry I didn't get a picture of that.

Jetsam had a bad temper.

They don't discriminate in the community, so even the angry kids are loved.

Then he started composing music.

Henway only ever comes by when he needs to steal the newspaper. X(

Aspen shouldn't be splashing in the mud in her pretty pink dress, but she's turning 13 now anyway so it didn't matter too much if she got it dirty.
Quonk Quotis and Derex only have one Nice POint each so they had fun flinging the ball hard into each other's faces.

Pastel birthday! I wanna do an 80s theme!

Gee I think Quincy thinks Orbin is hot!

LOLOUCH! Bingo to the Make-over Emergency Room now!

Bingo was allowed to select the Knowlegde Aspiration, because he just seemed the sort. He can change his mind when he goes to college, if he goes to college. But he's going to college.

Aspen rolled Knowledge randomly, so now there are two good students in the family.

Quink hoped she could go with them, because Aspen is her best friend.

Seven has so much brain in her head that it guzzles knowledge the way a SUV does fuel. She has to do a lot of academic work every day to keep it running. I hope brains don't cause global warning. That would make me a problematic person, because I'm very intelligent.

Quincy: HNNNNGHHGNNNNNNNUHHH!

It's a girl! :D She's got red hair and her name was chosen to be Minor Pebbles.

Bongo and Jetsam aren't identical. :D

Suddenly Moriarty died. It wasn't Buddy's fault.

No one panicked, because he had a good relationship with his parents so it would be easy to convince the Grim Reaper to let him stay. But Grimmy can walk on water and the family can't, and none of them where able to talk to him! :O Maybe if one of them had tried swimming out there, but it's too late to ask what-ifs now.
Grim Reaper: THIS IS JUST SAD.

Pebbles: Morty ded.
Friday: What a hard lesson for our smallest family members.

Seven tickled Bingo to cheer him up.

But he was too sad to laugh. :C

Friday had to be strong for the sake of the Community.
Friday: Don't cry, Buffy. He was Derex's minion, not yours.
Buddy: But he was my cousin.
Friday: He was my grandchild, and I saw him grow up but we need tragedy in life if we want to spread a good message.

They made a memorial to Moriarty out in the garden.

He was buried in San Miguel Cemetary, next to the gardener. His grave's under the rowan tree and she's by the fence.

They all gathered for a wake.
Nettie: Lets get a crystal ball because now we have someone we can commune with.

Butch ugly-cried at the sorrow.

But not as ugly as Bingo.

In all the agony and anguish Pebbles got forgotten in a puddle of bathwater in the boys' bathroom. She replaced Moriarty in the family, so if she doesn't go to Isla Tropicana she's going to be the new minion in his memory.

Aspen was always a very good big sister and big cousin, so maybe she should have Family as her second Aspirination.

That blonde dude came back to gawk all slack-jawed at them again. THIS IS NOT A ZOO, MATE! >:(

He was scandalised because he thought QQ and Turf Star were kissing-cousins!

They're not rednecks in this family, dude!

Friday gave the oldest kids their first little mission. They were going to a little rest stop that Studs had used his influence to get set up, because he was trying to improve the town's rep. Aspen and Bingo were spending the night there to see if it was in operational order yet.

Aspen met Lolaitan there.

Bingo checked out the public bathroom and fell in love with the hot person in he saw above the tap.

Dumbledore was there, and Aspen wondered if she's be allowed to go to Hogwarts if they invited him to join the Community.

Then she met her great-cousin Carlos.

There were a lot of people making new acquaintances, and that was good for community building. :D

Lolaitan: Is there a problem, Mister?
Alvin Futa (grown up): Ur shirt says "pizza" but you only gave us hot-dogs.
Lolaitani: I didn't have to feed you anything, but I did, so eat and stop being greedy!

Aspen: It's really cool that your dad is researching Polybius! I think it really existed. Father Friday has banned it just in case someone tried remastering it for Playstation and X-box.
Carlos: Yes, but I'm actually the spyest person in the country, so I know more about top-secret experiments that may or not have worked than people suspect of me. Let's just say that if it's true Dad won't find anything interesting information. :C
Aspen: But can't you search the archives at work and see if there are any files?
Carlos: Yes, but it would be corruption to let the Internet know, so I probably shouldn't do that. I would go crazy wanting to tell everyone, you know.

Geri who's Netti's sister came along with Enjola Cinnamoon. It would be nice if Carlos could make some friends for his family, because they're all stuck in their jobs since they don't have enough friends. :(

Everyone started laughing at Aspen. D:< OK, that's it! Kennedy Cox, Peter Sims, Salamandra and that other chick are banned from joining the Community!

LOL I shouldn't cheer for Uncle Adolf!

Bingo was STILL flexing in front of the mirror. He didn't care that Ethel had to pee.

Bingo: Who's buff?!? Hint: It's not dad!

Ethel: ARE YOU STILL HERE????!
Bingo: THIS RESTROOM IS TAKEN, LADY!
Ethel: JUST GET OUT OR I'LL PEE IN YOUR SHOES!

Amanda or something: Hi, I'm Amanda. I don't know you but I have a problem with this guys sister, so let's be friends.

Cool! Bibijiimjim was there! They definitely need to be friends with their aunt!

Bibijimjim told blonde guy Simon (not Maikana's husband) that she was looking for a guy named Istvan, who she felt she was married to in another life in the multiverse. Talk about marriage made Perri Rothgar so angry that she didn't notice that Amanda was stealing her burrito.

Perri: How dare you talk like you know anything about marriage my parents were married and my father cheated on my mother and I have a sister who's born the same day as me and our father chose to raise her and train her to run drugs and be an assassin and ignore me while my mother married an stepfather named David who used to yell at me for drinking and smoking!
(This is how she talks in Tameron's novel, and I need to keep her in character else I owe Tameron another $100. At this point I don't even think she expects me to ever be able to pay her all the money she's decided she's entitled to becuz of stuff I did.)

Amanda: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP.
Blonde Simon Guy: That's disgusting!

Bibijimjim: My Mom is a dude and I've never met my Dad. He's from a different planet. SO my twin and me call our Mom our Dad and we have a step-Mom who used to be a zombie and three younger siblings. One of them is a werewolf, and the girl with the nose is his kid. If you want to see my other brother's son, he's down at the toilet. My parents live in Bucaresti in Romania.

Aspen: Yo peeps, I'm going to bed! If my brother comes out tell him don't wake me.

Simon: Help I'm in a bush!

Ethel is an art critic.

Simon: Wood is made from trees, but trees are made from wood. õ.ô

This is Eisley Jean. I stole her from Tameron.

Bibi got mad at Lady Pink for something.

Maybe she doesn't do mornings? I feel that one! Hey look, it's Moxie.

Simon: This bush is made from trees.

There were lots of dirty plates to clean up, and that made Bingo happy.

But they were dirty, and that made him maaaaad.

Aspen: Mission accomplished! I'm proud!

Aspen: Have a good nap, Jet. Don't bite my nose!
This is the 1000th screen shot for this legacy. :D Or for the main story, anyway.

Bingbo was like "Du U have to?" but Friday explained to him that the tragedy and sorrow had made Butch and Nettie stronger and they needed each other. And that was love is all about. That's why Bingo's wearing Moriarty's old shirt, to remind him of the friend he lost and how sad that was, so that he'll cherish love in all its forms.
Nettie still channels water energy. She may become a Water Bender.

Turf Star was like "I exist and pay attention 2 me." I think he's part cat, too.

But then Jetsam started paying attention to him, and he felt like a cool older bro.

They all hoped these pictures would warm the hearts of Liranda and Ian.

Seven: NNNNNNNNNNNNNEVERRRRR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNHHHHH!

This is Wakerilda Outlawe. I think they're just going to call her Rilly for everyday use. She couldn't be anything other than blonde, but she got Seven's blue eyes. All their kids have them. But it's okay, the green-brown eyes from Dottie got passed on to Turf Star and Pebbles.

Seven: Sleep well, smallest daughter! It's not that Mommy doesn't love you as much as the others, but Mommy's been pregnant for 14 years is a row and she needs to go on a hot date with my husband right this minute because I don't want to get old yet.

Bingo: LUL Dad I'm more athletic than you!

Yay, they're getting older! It's been fun having a huge family, but things get easier when they can do more!

There was no reason for Jet to hang around as a toddler, so he was scheduled for evolution too.

Orbin got to do the honours, because the parents were unconscious in bed. They have a terrible cicadian rythm, because Seven's been pregnant for over a decade straight and Derex is addicted to the killbike.

Pebbles got really cool candy-red hair, which showed that she was special. Even if she's not an heir she'll be an awesome ambassador and minionette.

Jetsam got the biggest head in the family. He's not a clone of Bingo, because their nose, mouth and chin are all from the opposite parent. Yay!

Bingo was very proud of him.

Look at this family!

Jetsam: OH BOY I'M STRONG!
Jolene saw me editing and she called him "the most hilarious child ever." And that's a lot nicer than the stuff she said about the previous generation!

Here's Pebbles without confetti. :D She looks most like Buddy, but she's got Quincy's dinosaur forehead. Thank goodness they're not part Stegosaurus, LOL!

They're earning moolah by the truckload, LOL! In one week they've made §120k. It's been a few years for them, but you know.

A cute orange tabby came by, and Tippy made him feel welcome. Maybe they can adopt both him and Stella. That would be neat!

Turf Star thought pets was a great idea.

Pebbles played with the plastic farm, but mostly she just banged the farmer's head against different parts of the barn. Real animals are not for her yet.

There's so many kids in the family now that you probably wonder whose who. This is Rilly, Bingo's littlest sister. Jolene said that Bingo looked like a camel. She's SO banned from the Community!

Jet wants to live in a colony on another planet, because he's Jet.

Then it was face-time for Rilly!

Tippy taught Pebbles to walk and use the potty. She was sad because Jet had said her hair was just the same colour as the potty and that she was a potty-head. :C

Seven taught Jet how to do his homework, but he just tried to copy from Turf Star all the time. It wasn't even the same homework, because Turf Star's in 7th grade!

Jetsam: I HAAAAAAAAATE DADDY!!!!
Yeah, I don't know what he did! Jet kind of looks like a tiny Gordon Ramsey when he's angry. I'll laugh so hard if he wants to become a chef!

Seven: Don't be sad that Mommy's not coming to your birthday, but Mommy's going to work now. Daddy will change your diaper, and then you can show me your new face when I get back home.

Oh BTW, Quincy's pregnant again. This will be her last kid. There are 8 of them now. 12 if you count the ones Carlos and Lorena have. But only one or two of them will have kids of their own.

Anyway, here's Rilly! She looks a lot like QQ, so we get to keep one of her too, maybe! :D
That's all for tonight. Next time everyone grows up and you'll see the next baby!
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Date: 2019-11-23 07:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-11-26 11:09 am (UTC)The eyes are mostly from this set on MTS.
To get close-ups with the camera, you need this hack. I remember it was somewhat fiddly to install because stuff goes into several folders. At least I think they did back in the day.
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Date: 2019-11-25 03:44 am (UTC)OH WOW BINGO"S PROFILE!!! You totally need to take profile shots too so we can see the artwork lol!!
Awh it's so sweet that they all wanna come to the Island! But Sam says it's hard to play a lot of Sims thru college, and I really wanna try it, so I think 4 of them will come. And we'll prolly do double heirs, so 2 of them will be the heirs. But we might not know who will be the heirs until we have them at college. It's so exciting and mysteriouse!
OH YAY MOAR HEIR CANIDATES!!
One day Friday was in the kitchen and.
And what? Oooh, maybe it's his secret!
LOL I love the Shcielers but it's kinda too bad they're into Smustling because they look way scary doing it XDXDXD
I think Dad would have tilted years ago if Mom wasn't keeping him sane by talking logically every day.
Same. My mom also finds everything my dad ever loses.
Wow, Jetsam wUlfgeat is an awesome name!
Eww, Chandler is so gross! Somebody call the exterminator!
LOLOLOL Jetsam is sooo dorky! He's def a lot like Bingo but I thik he's maybe not as quite ugly.
Bingo and Aspen are amasizng! Aspen is like really low key, you kinda forget she's around, but she's awesome.
If brains cause global warming then I'm def not problematic lol!
Oooooo, Minor Pebbles! I LOVE that name! It's almost as cool as Quonk Quotie.
OH WOW POOR MORTIARNY! He was kinda faily in this episode anyway. It was so brave of Kult Friday to set a strong example for everyone in the face of tragedy in the Community!
P.S. LOL Kult riday is actually startin to get good looking compared toe verybody else XDXDXD
Butch ugly-cried at the sorrow. But not as ugly as Bingo.
LOL I am sooooooO sorry but I totally LOLeD!
Maybe Monir Pebbles is mermaid kin, and that's why she didn't mind being left in the puddle??
HOW DARE THEY ALL LAUGH AT ASPEN!!! Ppl are sooo mean. I hope she took it with pride.
YAY it's nice to see Bibijimjim! I hope she finds Istvan soon, that's soooOOOOoOOooooOOOo romantic that somewhere in her heart she remembers him!!! I miss her and Jimbijimbi.
Bibijimjim: My Mom is a dude and I've never met my Dad. He's from a different planet. SO my twin and me call our Mom our Dad and we have a step-Mom who used to be a zombie and three younger siblings. One of them is a werewolf, and the girl with the nose is his kid. If you want to see my other brother's son, he's down at the toilet. My parents live in Bucaresti in Romania.
This was soooo funny! It's like when Hurley summarized Lost! It's cool as it unfolds, but it sounds crazy in one paragraph.
I hope Simon gets lost in that bush!
1000 screenshots, congrats! I wonder how many I haz?
Wakerilda Outlawe? That's crazy name! I think maybe they need to wait for visions.
Sammeh immediately wanted to kidnap that orange and white kitty lol!
Ohhhhh I can't wait for next time, to see how everybody ages! This is soooooo coooooollll that we finally get to continue our uglacy!!!!!!!!!
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Date: 2019-11-26 11:18 am (UTC)I know, but poor exterminator!
Jetsam looks different from Bingo, but they're weird in the same way. But Bingo was kind of cute and looked sad as a toddler, and Jet just looked smug and funny. x) They're different in profile. I'll do portraits of them all!
Poor Moriarty :C but he lost all his braincells and couldn't live anymore.
I don't have Istvan, but I think Sam uploaded him. I just can't find the link. Bibijimjim needs him in her life!
I hope Simon gets lost in that bush!
He got out. You'll see him again later. x)
Sammeh immediately wanted to kidnap that orange and white kitty lol!
She'll have to fight the Community over him, LOL! I think his name's Leo. If I knew how to extract pets I could let you have a twin.
Update comes suddenly! :O
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Date: 2019-11-26 05:15 pm (UTC)P.S. Leo is such a cool name for an orange cat!!!
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Date: 2019-11-29 08:22 pm (UTC)xD I can so see Gordon Ramsey on him!
Such pretty sims in this update. Reading your sim challenges always makes me wonder why did I ever like "normal" looking sims at first and hated the twisted looking ones. When I reinstall sims2 I'm gonna start some sort of legacy again and hope I would get at least half as interesting looking sims as you have! But I could never be as creative with their stories and the situations they get into as you. ^^
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Date: 2019-12-01 06:24 pm (UTC)I'm happy to hear you'll be reinstalling! Things have been busy, and I'm way behind on reading legacies, but I'm looking forward to more!