The Scheiler Uglacy - Generation 7 Bonus Update 2!

[tigeranne]

Hiiii my peepz, it's Raelynn. It's Friday morning, and I'm "in class" with Mr. Dunholm, also known as Mr. Dungholm. I need something to distract myself from the misery of this. At least I'm not in prison, though. :-/




Monty was skilling up for his final promotion, to become Arenanueva's new city planner. He only needed one more logic point.


Helmut wasn't cut out for life in even a nice prison, which was something he should have probably thought of before he got involved with espionage and organised crime.

Perri: Stop crying and come have cereal.


He accidentally made an evil squid toy. I wonder what happens if a kid rides it. They get flung off, I guess.


Perri started getting in the zone! Work therapy had done good things for her!


It didn't prevent accidents though.

Perri: Maybe I can say it's an artisan watering can.


Monty said goodbye to Maxx and Benny, because now they were moving out.


Benny almost forgot his head, even if it was attached!


TWO NEW INMATES HAD ARRIVED! :D

Just joking, they're the new prison guards! Friday thought this was a good chance for them to redeem themselves.


Quincy did not want to hear that she had to share her wages with the material budget. What a miserable way to be introduced to your grandmother. :(


Turfstar had a more positive attitude, and started cleaning.


Turf Star: Should I wake Oliver so I can clean the pet house?

Monty: No, just let him sleep. He's having a sad day.


Monty: And you should stop holding grudges, they do you no good.


Quincy was wayyyy close to her PermaPlat. Maybe she wouldn't feel so aggro once she was forever happy.


Monty discovered that his uncle had good taste in films. It could be nice having family around again.


Chandler: I shoudda been his pa.


In other words, Monty would have to get moving with building a sentry.


Oliver liked his funky new uncle.


He even liked his slightly creepy gramma.


Turf Star found a creative way of dealing with his anger issues.


Yay they got a genie lamp! And this isn't Carlotta, this matchmaker is alive!


Camille McArthur? I wonder what happened to Carlotta. Did she... die from being dead?


With a Gold Badge in claywork, they can make these humongo vases. The description says not to store live children or animals in them. Shouldn't it be "children or live animals." Or is it ok to store dead children in them? Because excuse me, but that's a little creepy.


Leona made beautiful rose bouquets.

Guys...? I think Mr. Dungholm just poured a shot of whisky? He held the bottle out of the frame, but you can tell it's a whiskyish colour.


Jetsam had better be careful, because Monty was making a secret weapon.


Quincy made the living room even junglier and primeval, because it felt right to her to live like that.


Then she went PP! She was happy forever! :D


Monty chatted with nightowls, because it was the weekend.


Oliver: Dad! Pay attention to meeeee!


Mr Dungholm once got on my case because I had Rusty, our collie-mix dog, in the room with me during class. He wasn't being noisy or disruptive or anything, he just lay in a corner and you could sometimes see his head peek up on my screen. But Mr Dungholm said no dogs allowed in class, because someone could have been mauled previously and feel re-traumatized by his presence. So I had to remove him. Then another time a boy had his cat with him, and Dungy said that wasn't cool either, because someone could be allergic. So the kid was like "but he's not in the room with them!" And Mr. Dunghole said that no but... they could have had a traumatic experience related to their cat allergy that they'd be reminded of, and which could deprive them of their chance to learn.


The prisoners have Sundays off, and they're allowed to socialise and use the activity rooms. Perri thought Leona was disgustingly bad at music.


Maybe she was playing brown notes? :O


Awwww, Zissy Zandie called to talk to Monty. She missed him! He told her he'd be home soon, he just had one thing he needed to do first. See, he wanted to return to the Village as a city planner in PermaPlat.


Helmut voluntarily cleaned all the toilets. Oh well.


Quincy shot pool.


Turf Star thought Rocket Launchito was more his style.


Whoooo! :D


Monty experimented with feeding the prisoners more nutritious foods, because for some reason they'd been hungrier than usual. And it was Sunday, so.




Everyone's a nerd when they think no one can see them. x) Except people like Leona, because they need to constantly reaffirm to themselves that they're hadasses.


Here comes the sentry bots!


Watch it now, Jet!


Oliver: Dad? What are you doing? It doesn't smell like cooking.


Helmut: Schreiiiiiiiiiiiii Ich hasse mein Leben!

Helmut hated his current life.


Monty thought maybe a bit of fresh air would do the guys good, so he sent them out to the yard to practice minecraft. Harry's behind the rock, that's his progress bar you see.


Harry liked digging for gold.


Turf Star weeded the veggies, and pretended it was Jetsam's hair he was pulling.


The prisoners would still get premium potato salad when Monty left, because now Turf Star could plant All The Plants. There would be new prisoners, though. Most of the ones they had were close to serving their sentences.


Helmut: This is against the health and safety regulations. And also probably against the HUman Right Conventions!


Turf Star: You've taken THREE breaks to use the bathroom and eat lunch, and the other two have taken none! And it's only noon!

(This is true! There's a couple of all-in-one bathrooms in the yard, and Helmut autonomously showered twice. Then he stopped work again to eat an orange.)


The sisters were left on their own to work, but they couldn't get anywhere because the doors were locked. Yeah, they should have had some fresh air too, but they were almost ready to be released. Leona scored a Gold Badge. It made her feel a strange sense of pride.


Friday took guard duty when the others were working.


Helmut tried to dig his way out and escape.


Friday: Where do you think you're going, Helmut?

Chandler: Bruv, I can't stand tha' German bloke.

Harry: I know. It's like he thinks he's so much better than everyone. All the other Germans I've known have been cool!

(NO hate to Germans who aren't Helmutt!)


Helmut got sentenced to experimental punishment. His cell got annoying wallpaper, so he'd really not want to spend more time in it, and maybe behave. A crowd of audience was painted on one wall, to watch him use the toilet.


And a Benevolent Tengu would watch him sleep. Also, his sentence got extended by a lot, and he'd be spending a while in isolation. D: Don't be like Helmut!


Quincy came home to discover that Jetsam had been visiting.


CleanBot: SNOOOFLE.

Poor Monty was sooooo tired, and hadn't gotten promoted.


Oh hey, there's Seven!


Seven: It's so good to see you again! I thought you were still in Portugal!

Quincy: I've missed you guys so much!

OK, I admit it. I still love Quincy and Turf Star, even though they're terrible.


Turf Star did get promoted, and he brought his dad home from work! :D


It was like a family reunion!


Seven: Violins, not violince!

Turf Star: I play the piano and it soothes the savage beast.


Turf Star: Don't tell Dad and Monty that I had nightmares and had to sleep in your bed. :(


Not gonna lie, going to work in a helipool would be kinda nifty.


AND THEN....!


Buddy started nostalgically reminiscing about the good old days when he and Derex were the heirs and raising their kids.


He fixed Chandler's shower.


Und unplugged the opstairs toilet.


Monty: Hey grandpa, I need to lose my beerbelly.


Awwww, it had been so long since Buddy had slept next to his wife.


Quincy needs to get over her weird hatred of Derex, so she can come home.


Yeh.


Turf Star mistook the light from Monty's transformation as sunrise.


Quincy: Imma miss you while we're at work mmmmmmmmmmmffpppOP!


Oh no, berserking Clean Bot!


Turf Star managed to repair it before it did too much damage.


Monty: See ya laterz, Uncle. I'm off to plan a city!


Michelle's not into dinosaurs.


Leona made Snapdragons! :D Of course Monty got samples for use in the Village.


Oliver had to entertain himself for some hours.


Oh no!


Foreman: LESS CHILLI NEXT TIME!


If I wasn't shipping Turf Star with Ethel, I would ship that! x) Anyway, let's give Salamandra new clothes, because that looks a horror.


Quincy: Um no, I just got back to my husband.


Salamandra spotted her neffew David walking by and invited him to come in and see the prison, because that would give him street cred.


Sally had to move in temporarily to change clothes, and she started backwashing in the milk the prisoners get with their cereal.


Monty started feeling like chicken paella was just something he shouldn't try to make yet.


They had steak and fries instead.


David: Can we have a field trip here with my classmates?

Monty: You'll have to ask your teacher.

(Speaking of teachers, Mr. Dungholm seems a bit slower on the uptake today. Maybe he's in weekend mode. He sounds sleepy.)


Monty: Prevention of crime is an important part of criminal reform.


Suddenly Buddy Shagrin was teleported away! D:


Monty: jfnjfnfjnfjnfjfnfjnfjnfjnfjfnjfnf


Chandler thought it was very unfair that he'd ended up in a life of crime. He'd lived in every bad neighbourhood in England as a child (That's why his accent is from all over the place.) and had mostly had bad friends.


Cat picture time!


Perri and Harry had become best friends. Wow!


Chandler started bawling, because he didn't have one.


The flooding in Harry's cell short-circuited the Clean Bot, and it started berserking again. :O


Monty: Lucy's gonna murder me for this, no kidding!


Luckily the bot was the first thing Lee fixed when he came over.


Turf Star's dinosaur instincts told him botany, because plants are cool.


Well crap, dinosaurs are probably extinct for a reason.


Yeah, I dunno.


Helmut: Noooooo release for Helmut. He's been baaaaaaaaaad!


Quincy kinda had to admit that it was a bit weird that two of the guys she'd had the hots for (Harry and Chandler) were both in prison under her command.


Chandler: Um, Boss.... Dat's me bed, innit?


Monty: I'm sorry, I was sleepwalking.


Turf Star felt very handsome.


Buddy was back to visit, and he was telling Michelle about something Harry had done once. Yeh, he was nekkid. Yes, Quincy noticed, because she had to walk past the tub to get to her bedroom.


SCORE! Now he can make Servos!


When Quincy comes back to him, hopefully Buddy can stop having his midlife crisis.


It was the last day of prison-work for all the prisoners who wasn't Helmut.


Perri made her last vase.


Chandler made his laSst pot holder.


Leona realised that flowers were actually the meaning of her life.


Helmut had it in for Chandler now. He spread rumours to the shady network he was somehow in contact with. Monty suspected that he was not who he said he was at all, and there was actually no such person as "Helmut Hanseldorff the daft German ex-pat."


Monty: Tomorrow's the day, Oliver. We're going home to the Village.


Monty: It's been really nice getting to know you all, even in these weird circumstances.


The next morning, Chandler finally snapped.


So did Helmut! D:


It was best to quickly release all the other inmates, before anyone else got an extended sentence. Chandler got to leave, but Helmut got an indefinite extention for violence, suspiction of false identity and generally being an ass.


Monty wrote to tell his family he was on his way.


Freedom! :D

Quincy: Bye, Monty. Come and visit whenever you want!


Oliver was ready for a new adventure and new friends!


Then Monty was in the taxi again, but this time he was happy. :)

That's it peeps!

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Narrator out! :D

Comments

[sammyfrog.livejournal.com]

OK now i can read more about jail!

Helmut is such a loser! Maybe if he ever gets out, he'll pack up and go home!!

OH LOL! Quincey and Turf Star will make great prison guards! Maybe they'll even be reformed while there there.

Chandler: I shoudda been his pa.

EWW Chandler u are so gross!

Oooh that looks like the tuxie cat in the pic with the living matchmaker!

So for serious, is Helmut annoying or funny to play? Always slacking off and trying to break out, lol!

Turf Star: Don't tell Dad and Monty that I had nightmares and had to sleep in your bed. :(

XDXDXDXDXD That's just the sorta thing that if it got out, it would come up at family dinners all the time!

Yaaaaaay Monty, Congrats! He's v accomplished and his parents are sooooo proud.

NGL, Mont's transformation face in this pic is scaaaary! Sam's been trying to remember what it reminds her of and she finally did! It reminds her of a creature in some old show she likes called Wizards and Warriors. This dude at 34:05!

Perri 'n Harry. Yeah, I dunno either. Maybe they won't breed tho.

Turf Star felt very handsome.

LOL he should!

Oh no, I kinda ended up maybe liking Chandler a little. D:D:D:D:D:D:D:

Well that was lottsa fun!!Good job Monty! Will there be more prisoners sometime, or is poor dumb Helmut have to be in there by himself lol?