The Scheiler Uglacy - Generation 7.11!
Jul. 17th, 2021 12:07 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Hiiiio! :D This is me, Raelynn. (AKA the Narrator when I'm narrating the Starbloom Tragecy.)
Peeps, this is a mammoth of an update. I had just not quite enough pictures for two, so I decided to write one long marathon chapter. You may want to pack some lunch for this, or at least grab some snacks, because you may be here for a couple of hours! :O
We're back with the Branch this time. :) PQ, his lovely wife Milly, and their ten adorable children. This chapter starts a bit further back in time from where the Village is at, so Anakin hasn't had his almost-decapitation experience yet.
Here we see some of the Branch children, plus Layne Mitchell. Storm, Rilly and Pyson were off to vacation in five minutes.
Let's skip the drive there, because it was boooooring. Pyson was driven to playing in the sand, that's how crazy he got from boredom.
The café had been completely remodelled, and now it had cake instead of just cofffe. Axtually they didn't even have coffee anymore. Pyson found Kult Friday having a stragegy meeting with Elys Magpie.
Pyson and Friday ignored Elyz' horrible table manners, because they assumed that it was an important part of her troll culture. But actually, her dad Doug has ten Neat Points, and I think I just never got around to fixing Elys's personality in SimPE.
Also darrrrrrnn, I crave a slice of cake or five now. But I can't haz, because Amber said to everyone's faces that I'd never have the strenght or self discipline to give up junk food and candy, while she's been a strong and inspirational herbivore for a month now. (Before you ask, it's a vegan who only eats raw vegetables and fruits, and not all the other stuff vegans are allowed to eat. I know most people just call it raw-food veganism, but Amber insists she's a herbivore, and there's no point in arguing with her.) Yeah, Tameron was horrified about it, and was all like "Don't listen to her, Raelynn! She's a murderer!" I'm not going "herbivore" though, I'm just going to prove to myself and everyone that I totally have the strength to resist temptations. Tameron was like "That's diet culture, you're a murderer!" and now I owe her five hundred bux, but I told her to add it to my tab.
Rilly and Elys built sand castles in the light of the moon and candles, because that apparently is Troll culture. Trolls often use abandoned castles as pre-made caves. Rilly was very fascinated ny their lifestyle, because as a werewolf she's drawn to mysterious medieval things. (Trolls aren't medieval, but their culture tries to preserve a lot of their old ways in modern life.)
Ancle Adolpf pick-pocketed Maxagaz Finnigan. That would be funny if Max was actually a pirate, but I think he's just named after one.
Storm's recruitment plans involved telling creepy urban legends. None of the Scheilers have ever met Diaper Man, so they don't know that he's not particulary creepy, or that he's actually real (in a different dimention, so maybe he isn't really).
Tan Polo: That's not mature for someone who represents a social movement.
Yeah well, go be judgemental somewhere else.
Phil was out too. :) He should probably move in with Maikana and Zarinda, and get a new jacket.
Susannah cast a beauty spell, and it was a lovely thing to wake up to.
Suddenly Rilly saw another beautiful thing, LOL! (Beauty is subjective in the eyes of the beholder, kids.)
Rilly: Hi there, Finch!
Finch: Hi Rilly. Be careful around here. Adolf's been around and he's stolen my cousin Max's wallet.
Rilly: I've got full Body Skill, I can take him out.
Oh and PSA: I said once before that Adolf was Phil's brother, who got disowned by his family. He's not, he's actually Phil's uncle.
Finch: That's SO HAWT. I love women who can decimate slimy reprobates.
AND SO THEY KISSED! :D
Monty: Hi guys, I see you're happy. :-/
Finch: We just entered a romantic relationship!
Monty: Oh, how nice... :(
Rilly: Did Monty seem a bit, um... depressed?
Finch: Yeah, totally.
Rilly: Oooooh, we're dancing in the summer rain, just like Belinda Carlisle sings about! I used to live with a girl (Buffy) who only listened to 80s pop!
Finch: Let's make our own love song!
Rilly: Totally!
Chloe was scared of thunder. :(
Meanwhile, Monty had met Storm and Maikana, and they were snaffling down cheese cake.
Turf Star was there too, and that jerk. Charlie Tang, I think his name is? At least he looks just like Charlie Tang.
Guess what Rilly and Finch did right before Rilly took a break to greet Christy! x)
Maikana discreetly left, to let the two of them have a romantic first dessert as a couple. Also, who leaves a whole slice of chocolate mousse cake like that? x(
Charlie: *pokey finger*
Storm: Dude, I'm a wherewolf, you really don't want to start anything with me.
Charlie: I don't pick on little girlz, duh?!
Charlie: I take on people who DESERVE IT, like this FASCIST right here! D:<
Monty: I think you've got me mistaken for someone else, because I literally work for peace and understanding in the world.
Charlie: You worked in a PRISON, and you're an OPPRESSOR of humanity!
Maikana started flirting up Adrian. But brewing violence is just normal to her, probably, because Liranda probably used to beat up Garrett in this reality as well.
(PS, Maikana is an independent teen now, because I turned her into a teen to make Aylatani her mother, and then I liked how she looked shorter. Zarinda is an independent teen too. They're supposed to just be small-statured adults. Adana is just a regular teen, though.)
MONTY: I'VE LOST ALL MY PATIENCE WITH YOU EDGELORDS WHO ALWAYS TRY TO START PROBLEMS AND DISCONTENT!
Charlie: Yeah?! Well, if all your patients are dead, then maybe that's because you're just a lousy doctor???! Or a SERIAL KILLER??!?!??!
Weedy: I got a text from my sister, saying there was fighting going on here. Were do we place the bets?
Dark-haired person: I don't think there's a betting pool?
Weedy: Yet.
Monty: FWWOAHR, bet on me! :D
Yeah, I'd be shipping that, NGL.
But Weedy wasn't up for it. D:
Marnie: Hi, my name's Marnie Marcata, and I'm a distant relatives of these kids and their increasingly aggressive uncle over there. I'm really obscure, especually in this conformist tank top.
Weedy: Free snacks and entertainment! :D I love this place!!
It was a nerve-wracking fight.
For everyone except Weedy. Stuff like this gave her life.
Monty: Be thankful I'm not in werewolf mode!
Weedy was out ten Simoleons and very disappointed in Charlie.
But then there was a rematch! :D
It was a really great first date!
Monty: I hand out free fur coats. Anyone else who want one?
Weedy: Not in this climate. Bye!
Finch: Actually, I'd like one, please.
Rilly: Ooooooooh, we can howl at the moon together! <3
(NGL, that would be fun. I'll ask Trey if he's up for that one night!)
Salamandra: Um wow... He became a platypus!
Rilly: I KNOW! Isn't he CUTE??????
It was a very fun time, but Rilly wanted to go home before a time anomaly happened and none of this was real.
Milly and PQ were tending their foggy gardens.
The kids were getting older! Polly couldn't wait to be a teenager!
Poor Wendy. :( She hadn't learned all her skills, and frustration was making her unhappy. Nothing was fun. She was way too young to have existential ennui.
LOL! Mandy was already charming boys into doing things for her! x)
Milly: I have a feeling this child will grow up to be a heartbreaker.
She's probably going to college, so watch out, dormies! :D
Storm matches the background!
Rilly played with Wendy to cheer her up, and she was wondering how many little platypi she'd have with Finch when there was room in the house for them.
Poor Dino, he didn't find a bed.
Polly had blundered into the Boy Bunker, and gotten into Anakin's bed because she was almost sleepwalking. Spike Stover was scandalised when he found her there, because she was putting girl lice in their habitat!
(He was just that age.)
The middle twins are kinda mean, to be honest.
But there was more vacation in storage! Milly had never, ever been on a family trip with her children before! She had waited for this moment for years.
Only the actual children got to come, because it Pyson and Storm had already had a trip and the younger kids thought it would be unfair if they got to go twice! And even with 245Gb of hammerspace installed, the car would get cramped with that many people.
Milly had eventually come to her senses and realised that 100 children would just be too much.
Lark Izzby started enacting a scene from Oliver Twist in the pancake hut, because PQ got to the stand before her and that wasn't fair!
Most of the kids went for hot-dogs instead.
Yeah, I dunno why the Scheilers like it so much on that narrow top of the slope by the trash can, but that's where they always go to play catsh.
They met Maikana and Marisol. :) I think Maikana was hoping Adrian would be there.
Oh deer. D:
Ohey! Summer and Misty were out dancing.
Polly had heard the story about Diaper Man. Some other kids (probably Misty and Mack) had told her that he lived in the toilets on campgrounds, and squeezed himself up at night to go find underaged people to absorb.
Polly: His mother didn't know she was pregnant, so she thought she was just pooping a very big one and flushed him down the toilet. And then he grew up in the sewers and became a giant baby!
Milly: That poor child! :O
Look, it's Severus Snape! He's there to be Dumbledore's assistant, and he's become very gothic because that's the only Muggle fashion he likes.
Yeah, Milly. I know how you feel. No cupcakes or pizza for Raelynn. :-/
The pool at the camp is a lot larger than the one they have at home. Swimming is even more fun when you've got a lot of space to do it. One time we went to this water park that had just opened for the season, and there wasn't a lot of people there because it was still a bit cold. We had one of the pools almost to ourselves, and we could use the slides as much as we wanted. That was p great! :D
Misty and Summer came over to join.
Elys was having fun. That's just what her smile looks like.
Anakin: YAY throw me into the pool!
Ivy Seniora: That would be very dangerous!
The Village girls joined the vacation.
Friday and Ernest busted moves that made PQ jealous.
BTW, see how it looks like Ernest almost has a moustache in that picture. I wondered if a bit of facial scruff would look good on him. Nope, he looked like a certified perp.
Friday took over for the DJ, and PQ got in the Universe Wheel.
Friday: This is so much more fun than launching spy drones into Hulgaria!
Milly: I oonly know the Flapper Dance.
Cardigan Girl: Do it! Be Old Skool Cool!
Spike had a good time, but next week he would maybe be in private school, and he didn't know how he'd like that.
I just knew this had to be the teaser! :D
PQ got v strongz from dancing in the wheel all night. Oh, and there's Istvan. It reminds me that I need to get Bibijimjim married to him ASAP. As soon as I'm done writing this, I'll get the knots tied, I promise that's the next thing I'll do!
Friday: I'll take it! You need to get to the children early if you really want to spread a good message!
It was next morning. The adults went to sleep, and the kids had fun. Wow, look how the pool reflects the texture on the parasol!
Friday: Good morning, Anakin. I'm your ancestor Kult Friday. You know your grandfather Bingo? I'm his great-grandfather. The Elder Council is strongly considering you to be a candidate for the next generation to travel to our ancestral home on Isla Tropicana, and from there spread the message to the world. I hope I'm not overwhelming you with all this expository dialogue.
Anakin: Nah, it's cool!
BTW, Ernest and Buddy are cousins. Their fathers are Butch and Blaze, who are brothers. You can't possibly remember who's who in this huge family, so I'll remind you where it's necessary. :)
Polly: Next time we go on vacation I'll be a teen.
Lark: That's awesome, I'm so jealous!
Misty: Why can't we go on vacation and visit Liranda and Ian, even if we're not going to live with them?
Summer: That's because Isla Tropicana is a Nature Reserve, set apart for People of Face to have a safe haven. They can't have tourists, or it would feel like living in a zoo. But they can come and visit us!
Dino still had an irrational fear of becoming invisible, so he looked for attention to make sure people could see him.
Misty: Ian and Liranda are coming to visit us! :D
Polly: That's sooooo awesome!
Lark was playing basketball, and we need a zoom on her profile.
She's really like a bird, LOL!
Friday wondered how there was a nice way to tell a kid he wasn't a candidate, like at all.
Dino still wasn't convinced that people could see him.
PQ: Did you make Anakin cry?
Lark: Who? MEEEE?? But he's my twin and I would never DO such a thing!!?
Amanda Carlson is banned, because she was a twerp to Aspen for no good reason. But she showed occasional signs of interest in the Community. Mayne she could get a second chance?
Simon: I'm applying for memebershup!
Milly: You're really quite ordinary, I think.
Simon: I'm not hot, and I believe in your message.
Family picture for the photo wall! :D
The DJ put on "Murder on the Dance Floor," and Misty thought it would be funny to act it out. Spike didn't. He's sort of a grumpy pants kid. Also, I keep almost calling him SKIP, so I'm changing his name right now. He's now known as Osvaldo Fresco.
Polly: Nnnnnnnoooooooooooope! No hugging!
Buddy: I'm your great-great-uncle!
Polly: You're a stranger in a tacky flamingo shirt and animé hair!
Being in werewoof mode makes Modesty feel Brazen!
Modesty: What's wrong, darling? Aren't you having a good vacation?
Summer: I want to get into private school, I want to kiss a boy, and I can't make my mind up if I want to be a werewolf or not.
Modesty: We can get you into private school, at least.
This is definitely also a picture that should be on their wall!
Charlie was SALTY.
This is one of those "Sims 2" moments, LOL!
WHAT! The DJ's need to use the toilet? I thought they were programmed to never have their needs decay!
PQ took over while she got cleaned up.
PQ; Heeheeheheeeheheheeeeee...
Other DJ: I can take over from here.
Suddenly a Smustle Party started!
They kept dancing until the sun came up, then they went home. It was a nice vacation!
Guise, this is the half way point! Now's the best possible time to grab something to drink to stay hydrated!
At home, Wendy was encroaching on Renfield.
Wendy: Pluffy tat is soooo fluffy!
Wendy had been so close to learning to walk, PQ only had to set her down once and she was ready to go. Literally!
While she was high on life, he taught her to talk, so she could grow up as good as possible.
They had green light now! :D
PQ helped Mandy squeeze in some extra points too.
Storm gained her Silver Badge. Once they have that one, Gold doesn't seem to be far behind. But silver's more important, I think, because it already lets them plant all the different types. Storm wants to be a hippie and live off the land in a caravan, so she needs to know gardening.
Polly and Skip were horsing around. They were SO ready to go to high school, and not be completely exhausted when they came home from classes.
It was too late in the night for the little twins to have their birthday, but Polly couldn't wait for hers any longer.
Such foggy, mysterious birthday!
Polly made a secret wish...
Vióla, here she is! :D And wow, she's like a prettacy child! She's better looking than her parents. But white t-shirt with black graphic? Too basic! We need colours here!
So, what did she roll?
Hooray, she's a Pleasure Sim. :-/ She likes guys who either have really good jobs or no job at all, and they best not be creative. I'm very happy that Polly's definitely not an heir, because I wonder if she'll ever find an SO at all with those T&Ts. Yeah, I'll probably have her drink that bottle in her inventory.
Next morning it was Mandy & Wendy's turn!
Here's a last look at Mandy as a tot. She's got almost no chin at all, and her skin's just hanging freely.
Wendy wasn't too bad at that age, but she was about to loose most of her field of vision, probably.
Time to stretch!
Wendy: *STRETCH!*
Eceryone: *looks at Mandy*
Wendy: Bye, babyhood!
Yeah, she got worse.
But Mandy got worst! She barely had features anymore. Her entire lower face became just sort of a block, and her mouth seemed to disappear inward, like a cartoon character who's eaten lemon. The weirdest part was how she developed a small USB slot between her eyebrows. Maybe she'd be able to download her textbooks and transfer them directly onto her brain harddrive?
Renfield: Oh no, my mortal enemy! He's found me!
ARE Y'ALL FREAKIN KIDDING ME HERE?????!
No, this was their reality. A skunk just ruined everyone's lives! x(
Anakiin had no mental tools to deal with this kind of trauma, so he started punching himself in the face as a coping mechanism. :O
Suddenly
What a beautiful day to have the Headmaster wisiting!
At least he liked what they'd done with their kitchen. :-I
He was indifferent to their livingroom. PQ started crying.
The house and the food weren't good enough! D: Pyson made a desperate attempt at charming PJ with his wit and intellect.
Actually, I think it was Rilly who scored most of the schmooze points, but the three last kids got in. Barely.
They gardened in mystery's haze to celebrate. :)
Poor PQ, it doesn't take much to give him existential oblivion. Rilly tried cheering him up with plans for the next family holiday. The city council was going to restore another section of the beach to its former glory, and there would be new places to explore.
Milly: Thank you for your years of faithful service, Miss Karen. Our children are all in school now, and there's no need for you to sit and watch an empty house.
THANK GOODNESS THAT'S OVER!
LOLOLOLOL!
Orlando's a mighty adventurer who hangs out with wolves. Or at least with that grey one, who I think is called Allegra.
The other one was kind of rude, and Orlando didn't like her.
VERY rude! RIP the Bird of Paradise plant!
Orlando: Oy, YOU..! You're not invited to lunch!
Orlando: *suggestions for where wolf can go instead of ever coming back here*
Cleo Petra: Isn't that a bit over the top?
Orlando: No. >:(
Pet tax paid for now.
LOL, I don't know whose pee PQ stood in while they taught the twins homework, but at least it can't have been Karen's!
Yeah, Wendy's got pink hair now, to make her easier to tell apart from Lark.
Remember that time I joked about someone saving them from PQ's cooking? He cooked the stuff they had for dinner here, and it was just rice and peas! OK, there were some tiny pieces of carrot in there too.
Storm still takes naps on the rattan sofa in the kitchen before school.
Osvaldo finally could go to school with all his siblings.
Intern: Removing the ribcage isn't a good idea. It makes it hard to breathe.
Rilly: Yeah, I wondered about that part.
Neat, now Rilly's their best chef!
Finallllllyyyyy! PQ will never ever have to see the Flying Shrink again! He won't have to cry in despair. BTW, Poseidon isn't really a god, he's more like a very powerful water wizard, at least in this canon In Percy Jackson it's different but I never got into that series.
The kids were doing good too!
It was one of the happiest days of PQ's life!
Hai Webster! I wish they could adopt this doggo, he'd be a friend for Cleo Petra who could speak her language.
Modesty approved, but sadly Webster decided to leave. :(
Polly burned her first meal. Mile stone reached! x)
Morris preferred the burned stuff. O_O He's weird. What was he actually doing there. I didn't think any of them even knew him. Maybe he and Milly were having a secret meeting in the I Hate Monty Club, and forgot to invite Charlie.
The tomatos were ripe. :)
I wish it wasn't so hot outside. I'd love to go out in my PJs and water the flowerbeds, but I'd return inside as a puddle of sweat and dissolved human.
It was another morning, and the children were psyching up for maths class and grammar.
Mandy's really prime, not gonna lie!
Polly and Valdo stayed at home on mental health, when suddenly!
Kendall: I'm here to replace Karen! :D
Polly: No, there's been a misunderstanding. We don't need any babysitters anymore, because we're too old. Do people complain about Karen a lot? No, I'm just asking, because it sounded kind of like you implied they did.
Erica and Wilma came over, because they didn't like their parents.
Pidsley was there too. He and Misty were studying Renfield's climbing moves.
Misty: Woow, I kinda wanna learn freerunning!
Clayton was in disguise as a businessman, because the sociopathic autocracy was still hunting him and his compadres.
Rilly spotted her mom, Seven, and Leo out on a walk. And hooboy is that a sad way to greet your Mom!
Leo invited himself right in.
But everyone was asleep and didn't notice him. :(
Hooray, the Lucky Trolls were ready to grow up!
Rilly held a Community Orientation meeting, and invited Seven to join as a special guest.
Pidsley: You should do a reality show or a documentary series!
Clayton: Reality shows are 99/100 made by the Shade Faces to promote their deranged death cult ideals. I support the idea of doing an indie-thing documentary, though. If my name was kept completely out of it, and I could use a secret pseudonym, I'd be willing to take responsibility for directing and producing. But it would mean that you'd all be targeted by the Shade Forces, for threatening their fragile world illusion.
Rilly: We'll... think about it.
Clayton: Let me know if you need any help on your essays!
Polly: Thanks, but this is fractions.
Clayton: Just don't fall for the propaganda that there's any right and wrong answers in math!
Erica: I wish we could join their community for real, not just as allies. Then we could belong to something bigger and better than ourselves. Maybe we could start a community for people who are just average?
Wilma: Wouldn't that just be like... society?
Skip Squeemril: Yay let's do the Troll Evolution!
Clayton: Don't appropriate Troll Culture!
OH NO LOLOL! Look at poor Skip!
ROMANCE! And likes glasses and bling!
And Dino got a dorky suit! This is so awful! x)
Yep, they're still twins alright. They're both getting new T&Ts.
Brittany Parker got glitched. Every time I try to grow her up with someone, she teleports onto the lot, and someone has to take her home. At least Clayton left the party, though.
Valdo took Anakin's bed. :(
The world still hated PQ!
Lark still tried to upstage him by doing her Oliver Twist impression.
AND THEN....!
Anakin was rushed to the hospital after the accident over in the Village. Yeah, I know that happened at night. This was the next day, he was still unconscious.
He was put in a white bed in a white room, with lots of machines and computers looking after his vital sighs.
It was this family's version of when Ryan exploded.
:O
Above his bed was a picture of a child playing with fireworks. There was no text or words of moral guarding, just the picture to let other children draw their own conclusions. (The hospital credited them with being able to do that, and not thinking that it was cool to hug firecrackers, or something.)
There was another pictures of the Medicine Fairies, who appear to children who don't take their pills. The harlequin one frightens me a bit. :C
Poor Anakin, he got spoonfed cold soup three times a day, and there were big syringes to inject him with muscular paralyzers to keep him immobile and incapable of moving his head.
Eventually he was allowed to go home. He was encouraged to swim a lot, because in water he'd be weightless so he could move around more safely, and not freeze in one position.
Lark was home on a mental health day.
A girl from school tried to talk to Dino about heist movies, but he thought she was really stupid to like films that glamourised crime. Dino needs to work on his people skills a little.
PQ planted a small patch of daylillies, and they were his sanity.
Oh, and now Drent Pobo had grown up. Anakin must have been in the hospital for a long time.
Uhh... This is supposed to be tortellini, but those pink loops? I guess they're meant to be ham or something, but they look like several kinds of unspeakable things. I don't think I'll have my Sims make that anymore.
The Forest Princess came to invite Rilly or Storm to a secret garden. I don't even know if you can see her, my screen is way brighter than most.
Storm and Skip: Hi Pyson. Hi Pyson! Does it look like Dino has kind of shrunk?
Pyson: Yeah, kind of?
Maybe he's not going to become transparent if he doesn't get attention. Maybe he's just going to be so small they can't see him without a microscope? Ô.õ
Anyway, this is all for now. Don't worry about Anakin, he's got a doctor to look after him.
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OK, enjoy your weekend, peeps! I'll try to get another chapter out before the next one! TTFN and Narrator ooooooooooooouuuuut!
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Date: 2021-07-17 07:38 pm (UTC)Oh good call to skip the drive! Being in the car with your fam is soooooo miserable! lol!
Max is cool! I was kinda hopin it would be him and Brazen Modesty at 1st, but I like her with Haynes cuz he sweet.
OMGosh I ship Rilly and Finch toooo!!! RILLY PLUS FINCH EQUALS 9EVAR!!!!!!!!!!
Ooooooo all those deserts look soooooo goood! It'd be so hard to choose just 1, if you're someone like Sam who can only stomach one dessert at a time! Glad I'm not her!
Nnnnooooooo! Too bad Weedy had to be one of the like 1000 ppl who hate Monty for no reason! But hey, at least the fights helped Filly and Rinch's 1st date XD
I hope Trey's up for howling at the moon w/u! That's sooooooo kool and now I'm jelluz lol!
I'm sooooooo looking 4ward to seeing Wendy and Mandy as kids! Rumor has it they're gonna be awesome!!
Heeeeey Snape looks sooooo cool now lol!
Awwwh isn't it sweet when the "cousins" from different houses get to interact??
Maybe Elise would like Monty?? Or does she hate him already? I've lost track!
And awwwwwh! I'm sooooo glad to see Kult Friday out relaxin and having a good time, being a normal person instead of a community leader for a while. He needs that!
You can't possibly remember who's who in this huge family, so I'll remind you where it's necessary.
Yeah readers that's cool , plus u can look at the family tree/who's who page that Sam struggles to keep up. XD
Yes! Ian and Lianara can come visit any time! They'll be soooooo happy to see their sons after sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long!!
Friday wondered how there was a nice way to tell a kid he wasn't a candidate, like at all.
Yeah I guess that's the kinda thing that never gets easy, even after decades and hundreds of years.
I keep almost calling him SKIP, so I'm changing his name right now. He's now known as Osvaldo Fresco.
Oh no! Now we hafta change his name all over the who's who page! Oh well, Sam says it's no more trouble than adding a new kid. Can we call him Fresco? That's cooler than Osvaldo, plus I think one of my Face 18s is named Osvaldo.
Be glad, Charlie! Being a werewolf is an IMPROVEMENT for u.
LOLOLOLOL PQ! He tried to be a DJ at least.
OH MY WOW THE YOuNGEST TWINS ARE A-MAY-ZIIIIIIIIING!!!! Poor mandy almost doesnt have a face at all! That's sooo impressive, esp with her USB slot, that would soooooo come in handy! If you could transfer all your story ideas that you get in your head in the middle of the night, then you could write about them next day!
Nnnnnnoooooooooo the skunk ruined everyone! Actually it was Renfields fault for bugging the skink! But he's Community, so we'll blame the skunk instead! At least the youngest kids could still get into private school.
YYYYAAAAAAYAYAYAYAYAY PQ FINALLY WENT PERMAPLAT!!! Now he has peace of mind forever. If anybody deserves it, it's him! He's suffered almot as much as Ayliatani! O:O:O:O:O:O:
Clayton: Just don't fall for the propaganda that there's any right and wrong answers in math!
I'mma bring Clayton to math class with me!
Oh no you didn't take any closeup pics of Skip and Dino's teen transform! I mean you can kinda get the overall idea but we need pics for the family tree anyway XD
Pooooooooor Anakin! I'm glad he got better but I hope this doesn't do permanant demage to his mind. That's like worse than Bingo Thursday and his potty trauma.
Maybe you could pretend those round pink things are shrimp?
OK GREAT Update! Thx n c u l8r lol!!!
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Date: 2021-07-17 08:32 pm (UTC)I hope Max' gonna marry a Gen9 heir! He seems like a fun guy!
Yeeeaaah, Rilly and Finch! Their couple name is Frinchly!
Weedy didn't start any crap with Monty, though. Maybe they can still be friends, at least. I think he's got one blot with Elys.
Sorry I didn't mean to cause any extra trouble by renaming Osvaldo Fresco, but I was messing up Skip and Spike in my head all the time. Yeah, I guess Fresco's a good name for him too.
I don't think it was Renfield's fault that the skunk sprayed him. It's very aggressive!
At least PQ isn't going to have any more breakdowns. Phew.
I sent you pictures of the three new teens, so you can have a good look.
Pooooooooor Anakin! I'm glad he got better but I hope this doesn't do permanant demage to his mind. That's like worse than Bingo Thursday and his potty trauma.
Yeah. I hope he's not going to become wacky and traumatised like Ryan. That was too bad.
Maybe you could pretend those round pink things are shrimp?
I think that's what they were supposed to be, but I don't see it. At least I feel like I remember having Milly make tortellini with shrimp.
Yay, U liekd my updaet! :D There'll be a new one next week, I hope. If I don't melt!
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Date: 2021-08-02 01:51 pm (UTC)MONTY: I'VE LOST ALL MY PATIENCE WITH YOU EDGELORDS WHO ALWAYS TRY TO START PROBLEMS AND DISCONTENT!
Yeah you tell them! There are too many charlie tang's around.
"edgelord" is a fine word by the way! :D
Hopefully someone saved all the poor deserts so they didn't end up being the casualties of all the fighting going around! Just watching those cakes makes my mouth drool.
Poor Wendy. :( She hadn't learned all her skills, and frustration was making her unhappy. Nothing was fun. She was way too young to have existential ennui.
You're never too young for that! xD I think I started having those around the age of 4...
Oh I still love Milly so much! She's just too adorable in every way. But maybe it's a good thing she doesn't want to have kids anymore...
Yikes, the faceless man (person? kid?) looks scary but at least his hair is very fine!
You're teasing me with all these deserts. :O
Misty's hoodie is cute, it's like G1 My Little pony clothes used to be in the 80's. I'm often jealous to your sims for wearing such cute clothes!
WHAT! The DJ's need to use the toilet? I thought they were programmed to never have their needs decay!
I thought so too! :O Like cafeteria chefs and similar npc's.
I actually like how Wendy looks as a kid but Mandy, oh boy..
The weirdest part was how she developed a small USB slot between her eyebrows. Maybe she'd be able to download her textbooks and transfer them directly onto her brain harddrive?
LOL!
And what's the thing on her lower lip that looks like a lip piercing? Is it part of her teeth, mouth or jaw bone?
Ugh, I've also had a new nanny arrive even the first one has been fired. I sometimes get several nannies coming if the parent's work schedule suddenly changes because of promotion and even the first nanny is around the second still arrives. I think three nannies at the same time is my record.
Yuck the pink loops on the tortellini! :( I don't know why anyone would eat anything that looks like that... But all meat looks horrible to me so I guess I'm not the best one to judge here. But they do look like butt holes.
A fun update to read! :)
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Date: 2021-08-21 08:29 am (UTC)Yeah, that's probably what it does. Or she has hammer-space in her cheeks. :O
The desserts respawn magically, so nothing is ever wasted! I wish I had that cart in real life! But I'd be 500kg fat and have rotten teeth.
I'm very relieved that Milly's out of the brood-hen mode! She's got so much to do in life as a time-traveller with an important mission, and kids take up a lot of time if you want to be a good parent to them. Now she can be a doting grandmother instead!
The faceless person is Alex Atherton. x) Yeah, she's got neat hair.
I'm jealous of my Sims' clothes too! You can get the rainbow hoodie and a whole lot of other cute TS4 conversions in a set on GoS. It's in the requests section.
Mandy's like... the next level. The thing that pokes out of her mouth is her front teeth. She's got rodent incisors!
I thought the pink loops looked like something even worse than buttholes! D: But they're actually supposed to be just tortellini made of multi-coloured pasta. x( Remind me never to buy that in real life.
I'm so glad you liked the update! :D