The Scheiler Uglacy - Generation 7.12!
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Hi y'all, it's y'all's Narrator - Raelynn. :D I've been on vacation to Florida! :O It was completely unplanned, but one of Mom's best friends bought a house down there and invited us to come and stay with them for a couple of weeks. Yeah, now I've seen real alligators up closer than I ever thought I wanted. Also, I experienced the most traumatic thing I've ever witnessed: A freaking pelican tried to eat a puppy alive! We were at this park by a lake, and there was this little terrier pup there. It was adorbs, fuzzy little thing maybe three months old. Suddenly this bastard bird came waddling up behind it and just casually scooped it up into its beak! We could see the poor little doggo struggling for its life in the chin pouch, and hear it bark and howl, while the pelican repeatedly tried to swallow it. Then the dog's owner came running, and grabbed the bird by its scrawny neck. He shook it violently until it spat the pup back out, and then he grabbed the puppy and ran to his car. It was terrible. I hope I'd have done the same thing.
Peeps! We're back at the Village for a dramatic update. Many things will never be the same after this... :O
This is where we left off, before my unexpected vacation! It was the night on which Lucky Quip was born. :)
Hmm, why was Friday wearing a plaid shirt? Was he having a grunge phase? (I'm so totally having one, when this dye-job washes out. The pink doesn't look as fresh as it used to.)
Weedy should be very careful, though! Monty's not Mr. Doormat anymore.
Tippy was on her way to work, in her new Mayoral outfit. :D It's sooo much better than that pinstriped blue thing that looked like it was pulled out of Hillary Clinton's trashcan in 1995, and someone stuck a dog show ribbon on it.
Helmut was out on probation. :(
Well, that sucks! >:( But maybe the hospital should just stop removing people's thoraxes, and this wouldn't be a situation?
Yeah, do it! Arenanueva could really do with a harbour. They could get visits from cruise ships and all!
LOL okay! Tippy's been in politics for too long. She's accepting bribes now. But she'll donate it to a good cause, like Modesty's Bee Farm!
Henway Graceland: I think this is where my old fogies live now.
Tory Octopopper: MAILBOX YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND!
Haynes: Uncle Tory's had a hard time lately.
Henway Graceland: Father? I think I remember your face!
Butch: Yeah, I remember yours too. From all the times you've been by to steal the newspaper. Welcome home!
Wakerilda Outlawe also came to visit, so Monty had a chance to give her the Sentry he'd made for them.
Wooooow! Zizzy Zandie almost landed on Elmira Bedina! That's dangerous!
Both of those kids are Brazen Modesty's with Haynes. The girl is Marlie Mazzy, and the little boy is Lucky Quip who was only just born. Modz wasn't so happy that Tory had taken him out of his crib when he wasn't hungry.
Haynes: I've told you, no crowding in the pool!
Mazzy couldn't say "Brazen Modesty" yet, but she could say "Modz." Or you know, "Mom."
Buffy Payne: I hope you don't have work today!
Rilly: LOL yeah, me too!
Hey, it's Studs Axalot! :D He hasn't been over since they moved here, and that must be like thirty years ago. I need to get a default for the male Mayor outfit too, because that one looks like it was dragged out of Donald Trumps trashcan, in 2004.
Speaking of highly divisive authority figures... Here's Vince Walter. D: Darn, I hate that guy. Why couldn't they get PJ Ryan or Corey Jitmakusol coming over?
Vince: That's a repairman truck! They've got broken stuff on their lot! Minus 100 points!
Friday greeted him sincerely. Ouch, from that angle he looks like Xavier the reformed butt-groper.
OH NO, HE WENT STRAIGHT TO THE TUB! D: Friday didn't get to finish the tour, and the tub was only 10 points!
Tex Toro: WHAAAAT? Is Skip Squeemril telling nasty rumours about you?!
Summer: Yeh, he thinks his parents will pay more attention to him if he craps on us, because of what happened to Anakin.
Yeah, this is one of those situations that always seem to happen to this family! :(
So I cheated, or officially Friday used brain control, and got Vince outta the tub and in front of the table. There wasn't that much time left and it didn't look good.
Marlie Mazzy grew up. Ooops, they'll remember her next birthday! I hope.
Maybe if you'd seen more of the Village, you'd have actually liked it!!!!!
Zizzy Zandie: Mr. Walter, please stop toe-flirting. I'm 15 years old and about to become one of your students. It's not appropriate, and I'm feeling very uncomfortable.
Vince: LOL, I'm not doing anything! It must be you! Don't think you're the first kid to try getting into our school like that!
OH MY GOSH, I HATE HIM SO MUCH!
The only things he liked were playing footsie with a kid my age, and soaking in the tub with fit girls. x(
Yeah, and you know who else should never be associated with that institution ever again????
Modesty: Noooooooo! D:
Wince: What's that weird sound?
Vince: Ewww, flies! I knew they were filthy animals!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
- Vince's famous last words
And then they never saw him again. :D
The flies ate even his skeleton! Only the most revolting parts of him were left. Vince Walter had been reduced to a huge pile of fly-poop.
Mazzy: My first traumatic event! O_O
Grim Reaper: I DON'T WANT HIM.
Studs: You've gotta take him, no one here can find his soul.
Grim Reaper: MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE ONE!?!
Studs: Well, problem solved then. There's nothing left of him to bother you for eternity. We'll just sweep him up.
Friday: :C
Polly Esther: Wow, all the crazy stuff happens here!
Nettie: Yeah, I know! :D
Friday: I hope this won't hurt our chances to get the kids into that school.
Look how happy they are, LOL!
Friday: Rest in pieces, Vince.
The school had a memorial grave made for him in San Miguel. No one came to his funeral, because he was a horrible person.
This is where he was really put to rest.
The Circle of Life was spinning, though!
Monty finished his first Servo. He's named him Davey, but he's not going to activate him yet. He'll make at least one more, for the groups who leave to start new Branches. I think Monty'll stay in the Village. It would be sad to split up the cats, they're all Best Furry Friends Forever, and Monty could never leave Oliver. Tory doesn't really care for the cats he adopted, and they don't give much of a toss about him either. They're way more attached to Friday and Tippy, and one of them really likes Nettie. So the cats will stay in the Village, Tory will go. x)
The school (I can't remember the name, something like Instituto Educational de Don Sebastian Surname) had wasted no time in filling their vacancy, and hired this half-French fellow who had a background in music and arts. His first assignment was to go evaluate the family on whose estate his predecessor had breathed his last. Can I put "his" three times in one sentence?
While Monty got rid of another beer belly (or just the same one coming back?), Zandie was despairing at the thought of going to her old school and facing up to the teachers there knowing they'd all been rejected from Don Sebastian. (Yeah, I named the school after their original dog, back at the Orchard. Figured I'd remember at least part of the name.)
Artsy Mack did a desperate impression of the Pale Man (Isn't that his name?) from Pan's Labyrinth. I dunno why he was in PQ's living room in his PJs, though.
Oh wait... that's the cat room. x( I feel dumb.
Look how dapper Miguel looks in his new work outfit! It was Studs Axalot's idea to have a new dress code implemented for most businesses in town, and get a deal with clothing chains that provided the dapper look. Everyone felt better in their workplace when they didn't feel like they were wearing old dishrags, and that improved morale and attitudes. Don't mind the :I expression Miguel's sporting here, he was happy about it.
Osvaldo Fresco (formerly Spike Stover) came over after school. Either Friday or Tory invited Samantha Ottomas over, too. (Probably Tory, because I'm pretty sure she's been visiting occasionally since before Friday started his latest career.) Fresco wanted to know if the school Samantha taught at had divination lessons, like at Hogwarts.
Samantha: No, but one of our workshop teachers really looks like Trelawney.
Misty Stonehouse: At least we still look colourful at school?
Oooh, it just struck me that Misty's name almost sounds like she's destined to travel to Ireland, and live in a little stone house on the misty moors of Dunkenny! (I don't know if any of you remember (or ever read) my gothic fantasy sci-fi epic Irish Mist. If I've got time (with real school this year) I'll try to finish the first arc for NaNoWriMo.)
It's been a while since Hailee was over. She's in a time-warp with her family and the Athertons (and some others), and now she's the school friend of another generation of children. I kind of know how that feels, even if my classmates are almost the same from year to year.
Mandelina Nature was also on the guest list of the day. :D The helipool was hurting her ears.
Fresco: Does your school have Herbology class?
OHMYGOSH! Mandy looks like an old lady with a single toof left in her mouth!
Ohai, that's Finch Finnigan. :) He's Rilly's husband to be.
Well that's good news!
Fidel Troubador liked both the study room and the tailored fit of Friday's suit.
Fidel: It's so Great Gatsby! (Baz Luhrman version.)
Friday: I used to be a flight officer, and flying is the best thing ever. They should have little bumper-planes for kids!
Fidel: That would be so great for teaching them aerospatial awareness!
Ooops! We forgot all about Lucky Quip. Suddenly he bloomed into toddlerhood. He's getting DNA suppliments, because he looked just like MNodz.
Fidel tried recruiting Samantha to his staff. :D
Alex Atherton is eight years old, and shouldn't be talking about oblong metallic objects with Harry Valencia. Turf Star has LOTS of vacant cells! (For Harry, not for Alex!)
Milena; My mother-instinct told me I needed to come and get my daughter now. Come, darling. Daddy's GPS chip is beeping 17 kilometres inland, and we need to go retrieve him.
Apparently Fidel has a wicked sense of humor! :O All the kids really did get in!
Polly Esther doesn't have an after-school job, because her job is gardening. But she keeps coming home from work with Nettie. I think maybe she just slips out of the house unnoticed, because there are so many kids to keep an eye on, and only three adults to do it. She stayed all night, playing chess with Rylee.
Monty excelled in the STEM fields at school, so he couldn't believe he'd burned the taco casserole. Cooking is chemistry for beginners, after all!
Take a good look at Drent Pobo's original face, because he had genetic adjustment right after this. He didn't get the eye-lips, and he was almost just Tory with Bronwyn's nose. I wanted him to be a bit more individual.
Oh no. Tawny Holly and Geri weren't getting along, and it was always Geri who started it. There were only two solutions: 1 - Chess therapy, and 2 - Geri would have to leave. I don't want to kick Geri out, I like her. She was really starting to come into her own. :(
Wiliana keeps getting new haircuts.
OH NY GOSH HOLLY NOOOOOOOO! It would be better if you went out with Sinjin Coudork again, than ever thinking naughty thoughts about Harry! There really is a guy who MK'la and me are shipping her with, but he never shows up anywhere. This is like Bibijimjim and Istvan all over!
Buffy was dreaming about starting her own family with Miguel. She wanted to live a free, bohemian life like she imagined Cyndi Lauper had done in the 70s and early 80s. Her children would probably be prettacy, because Miguel is socially conventional, and Buffy isn't really ugly herself. She's just a little quirky, and kinda cute when you get used to her. Friday had told them that they'd always be welcome in the village, but that the Children of the Cause would have to take priority in any and every situation, so it was better if her family was based somewhere else. She was seriously considering going to live off the land with Summer and Zandie, when they came of age. They'd need some adults with more experience in adulting to help guide them, and the Elders agreed it was a noble goal.
The pears got cross-pollenated with the oranges, and looked kind of strange. They tasted weird too.
Marlie Mazzy had to learn how to study. :(
Then Modz took her nightswimming, because that's so 90s, and you need some of that after homework!
Bronwyn was pregnant again. This would be the last baby of the generation! Well, from the heirs. I'm pretty sure Rilly's going to have a couple of little Finchlets. Holly would have a couple of kids too, if she just found her guy. And Monty... who even knows? He's almost like Apollo Duckling, who can't find anyone he gets along with. Maybe he should just stick to making Servos and being a dad to Oliver.
Geri, I like you, but you can't beat up my children. It'll be you who has to go if chess doesn't work.
Ernest: HARRY'S JUNK! D:
Here's Lucky's new face! He's still got the widdle Duckling nose! :D And look, he got Rocket PJs!
Geri had to study a lot of her job, just like the kids. She wondered if she'd have liked to go to private school. Her parents were very anti-establishment.
The sport-girls were doing good!
Artsy Macklin grew up! :D I hope he's not too good looking to go to Isla Tropicana!
Oh no, he rolled Pleasure! He's disqualified now, isn't he?! D: Noooohoooo I wanted him to gooooooo! *SIGH* But anywhoo, he likes chubby blonde people and not soccer hooligans.
This is his official teen portrait. I think he still looks awesome, but that's just my opinion. Liranda and Ian must make the final call.
Therapy sessions started. BTW, Zandie was just cheering for whoever was playing the piano behind her.
Oh, that was Nettie. Poor Misty, her first day of private school at Don Sebastian was a brain-exhauster.
Summer still pranked on her sister, even if she loved her.
Oh no, I think they have a bad Snapdragon! They lost one when they had to move out and in, last update I think that was, so if this one's bad they've only got three left. Someone needs to learn to use the flower bench. Summer would be a good candidate, once she grows up. Right now she's got school. :C
Zandie doesn't sleep at night anymore, so she gave Mazzy her key and bed. When she gets too tired, Zandie just bunks down in one of the old nurseries until transformation time. That's Summer's bunk above hers. Misty and Mira have their bunks of the other side of the room. I almost never take pics of the kids' rooms. :-/
Whoops, the baby was already baked!
My Peeps, this is Poppy Melter. She's got Tory's genetics, like all their kids have had x( and honestly I don't care. She's probably not even an heir candidate.
LOL, maybe Fodel's going to be Friday's buddy, like that one headmaster is Beau Duckling's. That would be nifty for when Generation 9 wants to get in.
Yeah, don't mind Summer. She's just confused about the portrait rug-thing.
Here's Summer's official teen picture. They forgot to have her get one earlier. She's got little bat-wings on the sides of her nose. <3
And then... It was Misty's birthday! :D Lucky 13 and all! Would she get worse???? And by that we mean more amazing!
Mazzy and Mira are so fantastic, LOL! I love them!
Hahahaa, there's always the one little kid who only just gets there in time. Oh BTW, that's Pobo's new face. He looks very different, but I like him a lot better that way!
Here's Misty as a teenager! Wow, where did her hamster pouches go?
They straightened out. Misty has prettacied! Any chances she had of going to Cali are probably over now. That's okay, they'll have use for her in their eco-living project.
Don't be a jackass, Pobo!
This is Misty's first official portrait. She's very Tory, if you ask me. All she's got from Bronwyn are her mouth and ears.
Yeah, I definitely like Pobo better now.
Tex is going to fit in so well with all the vegans in college in California! He's not a vegan himself (yet?), but he's got the skills to feed them!
Community life!
NO YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT MAKING OUT WITH YOUR NAKED GRANDPA, THANK YOU VERY MUCH! YOU DON'T EVEN GET IN THE TUB WITH NAKED GRANDFATHERS! Buffy, you need a change of scenery!
Excuse me, while I go and get a drink. Don't worry, it's just coffee.
Tory maxed his brain size. :) He needed the points, because he's kind of in pretty low aspiration unless he's just had a baby. And the babies have dried up.
Oh deer, that sounded wrong.
Lucky was practicing being a Knowledge Sim. He got some new overalls, because that track suit he grew up in kind of made it look like he was nude and had a bunny tattoo.
Don't tattoo your babies, they can't consent to that. Even if they could legally do that, and there was a method that didn't hurt, the things you like when you're three and when you're twelve aren't exactly the same. Imagine being in seventh grade and dreading showering after PE, because your Paw Patrol chest piece isn't cool anymore. O_O
Don't try it, Ethel. She's happily married.
Yay! Now Misty and Summer can be BFF cousins like Holly and Modz! Actually, they're both first cousins (from Bronwyn and Haynes) and second cousins (from Modz and Tory). What does that make them? Cousin-and-a-half?
Awwwww, this is the last baby Modz will teach!
Friday wanted a Village Dog. He's missed Sebastian. Two little girls were available, and they chose the long-haired one. Actually, she's a big dog. They need a huge floofster. Please be super weird, LOL! You know that funky, twisted dog Dewey, who the MacAvoys had? He'd be a great dog for the community. I hope he respawns!
The Dead Matchmaker lives! :D
Eira got delivered to her new home. She had yellow eyes, and all the werewolves secretly hoped she was a wolf.
Summer was the first to scoop her up.
Lark Izzby stole their newspaper, because it was their fault that her twin brother Anakin Irish fractured his neck and got so much more attention than her. I've never seen a kid steal newspapers before. Either Lark is just really mean (Hint: She is.) or PQ must have sent her. He needs to deal with his feelings of failure to protect his countless children.
Secret hangout meeting, LOL!
Dude, if the guy's BLUE he's been without oxygen for too long already! There's no time to find the manager, who may not even be present, and who may or may not know first aid. The Community handles these types of situations directly!
Reporter: You're related to Kult Friday Scheiler, who was a famous sports star back in his day, aren't you?
Buffy: Yes, he's my grandfather.
Reporter: I remember watching him as a kid. He stood out, what with his flower crown and all. His difficult backstory really captured me, and he inspired me to follow my dreams. He's got a granddaughter he can be proud of, too.
Buffy: Aww, thanks!
Reporter: DID HE EVER FIND HIS CAT?
Buffy: Yes, she came home a few days later. One of the local kids brought her back.
Reporter: Wow! That's one of sports history's greatest questions answered!
Awwww!
Hey, that's Orlando! He came to visit with someone.
Summer's really nice to the smaller kids. Maybe she'll be a very good mom one day. I mean, I know she would be, I meant it more like "maybe she'll be a mom."
Teefz and Orlando got along great! That's neat, because they may meet again on a community lot, or Teefz may come visit the Branch.
Eira finally got transported into the village, and found a bed.
Let's not waste any time!
Face reveal! :D Hey, that's Zarina with the blond hair at the lower edge of the picture. She works with Nettie and Ernest.
LMAOOOO she got Pobo's old face. Oh well, she can keep it!
Summer's a really nice girl, she's just got a bit of a prankster in her. (TA likes her a lot, because she reminds her of herself.)
This is Poppy's makeover. She only got a new hairdo.
LOL, that could get dangerous fast! They're friends now. Their relationship is like 100/-7.
Poppy: Daaaaaaaad I can't pee with this stupid boy watching!
The sports bus has a couple of creepy wooden mannequins, depicting old timey baseball stars. No one understands the point, but the driver talks to them and gets very angry if someone tries to move them when all the seats are taken.
Modz has very good relationships with her children, even if she works a lot.
LOL the bullhorns sound fun! And keeping children cold is probably not that healty.
Oh well, it was an important experience.
Poppy: Mom you're stepping on my toooooooeeees!
Thank goodness Bronwyn's not actually wearing horse shoes!
Homework is such chagrin.
Oh wow, Lucky's growing up!
And here he is! I think this is a good place to stop, because we're at 140 pictures. That's like... a nice lenght for an update I think. Dunno about you. Anyway, I'm writing this long before you're reading it, because TA can't internet. So I don't know whether to wish you a happy weekend, or a nice back-to-school, or merry Christmas. What I can say for certain is that 7.13 will follow shortly! I've already written the text, so I only need to edit in the pics. Maybe I should do it this way from now, write the captions while I take pictures.
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And with that, the Narrator signs off! TTYL peeps!
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Date: 2021-08-21 11:15 pm (UTC)Awwwww I'm so happy to see Kult Friday's so happy smile!
Ewww don't get any ideas Helmut! Tawny Holly was smart to hurry into the house lol!!
Friday greeted him sincerely. Ouch, from that angle he looks like Xavier the reformed butt-groper.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL let's hope Xavier doesn't go to Arenaseca or he might think he can get away with it again. But ewwwwww he might be a perv in his own way, if he wanted to get in the hot tub with women!
WOW I LOVE THE SHAPE OF MAZZYps HEAD!!!!
UUUUGGGGGHHHH HE"S DEFINATELY A PERV I HATE U VINCE WALTER!!! He needs to go to the jail.
OH YAY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL rest in fly poop Perverto hahahahahahahahhaaa!!! awwwh poor Friday tho, he's bpund to take it a little hard. He prolly attended Landruis panel about obliteration being the ultimate regret at the Community Leaders convention.
Look how happy they are, LOL!
They have cats to make them feel good! Sam said it's also prolly that old Scheiler blood.
Oooooooh that definately sounds clool! Misty should go serve an Ambassadorship in Ireland for a while!
OHMYGOSH! Mandy looks like an old lady with a single toof left in her mouth!
LOL YOUR RIGHT!!!!!!
Oh wow the new headmaster looks so cool!! I hope we can like him. *crosses fingers*
OK Fidel u get to live! Maybe he was like "Officially I have to say no due to the last headmaster dying in the premesis, but unofficially we'll sneak the kids in anyway heh heh"
There really is a guy who MK'la and me are shipping her with, but he never shows up anywhere. This is like Bibijimjim and Istvan all over!
Omogosh rite??? But you know part of the fun is getting the couple together!! But don't lower your standards in the meantime Tawny Holly hold out forever if you have to like poor old Sammy Frog!
Awwwh I hope there's a closer upper pic of Lucky's new face. What I can see of it looks awesome so far tho.
Poppy Melter is an swesome name lol!
Oh good maybe the Sheilers will train up their headmaster like Beau did his. Sam still has no idea how that happened, but it's way convenienet.
Summer is soooooooo kewt! It's good that she's staying in Arenaseca so we can always seee her.
Pobo's new faise is gud!!
Excuse me, while I go and get a drink. Don't worry, it's just coffee.
Nobodyh could blame you if it was something stronger after that picture, lolololol! Ewww naked grandfathers!!!!! Even tho its Kult Friday and he's harmless.
LMAOOOO she got Pobo's old face. Oh well, she can keep it!
LOL it was meant to beeeeeeee!
Lucky's face is lookin good! And yeah me and Sam both write captions after we've finished playing for a day, that wey we reemember what we were going to say. O: But yeah whatever works rite?? NEWay, great update and moar plz!!
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Date: 2021-08-22 12:25 pm (UTC)Vince was very much a perv. He'll not be missed. I feel bad for the flies, though. Maybe they'll have a mass poisoning event now, like that time when everyone who ate potato salad at our county fair got e-coli. D: (LOL Tameron was healthy!)
Mazzy's like a late hit, rite?! She's totally available for a trip to Isla Tropicala or space, once she comes of age. MaYBe her alternate reality selves want to live in the Duckling hood, too.
Poppy Melter is the second name she's had. First I picked "Maisy Bender," but then I realised it was too similar to Mazzy. So now she's Poppy Melter! :D
Nobodyh could blame you if it was something stronger after that picture, lolololol!
You've never met my Mom! x)
I'm working on 7.13 now, but I think I'll wait until Monday to post it. People need some cheering up then, and they also have time to read this one first. But yeah, watch this space! We're having people growing up for real now!