The Starbloom Travecy - 2.2!
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So what happens now? The Narrator is wiping her brave tears, and will now tell us.
Liranda wanted to marry Elvin before he didn't want to marry again. And sometimes she didn't want to marry him too.
But now there hitched YAY!
Bertha Hoertence: Good on yourself for getting marrie to a guy who doesn't forz you.
Then she flirts with Garrett. He dyed his hair to match wifes and grew a bear so he wouldn't be so sexy when she was ugly..
Laurelin is not go home, and she uses their stuff like computer and stuff. Bertha Hortence doesn't know what to do with her because she used to be her and now her life will be all different, so she can't tell her what to do.
The wolfs don't like Laurelin, because she's good and their evil.
Brice is happy his not old and has to live with his stupid brother in law who thinks he's his daughters' mother. (Reid my other leglacy 2!)
Liranda is in love with her twin sister she's worse than her DAD! :c
The twins need to be smart in school so they don't go to prison.
They forgot to feed Maikana too long so she digs in the trash for food.
She found a piece of soap and eated it becaus she thinks it's a potatoe ha ha.
OH LIRANDA!
OH ELVIN!!!
OH LIRDANA!!
OH ELVIS!!!!!
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
The Prime Minister was on a walk on the beach and she heard screaming. Maybe somone has swum on a gellyfish and are in pain in the tent she beliefs.
They kiss in front of Peter Octomas, because they're sexier than him. His jealous.
Adana is happy that Riana is having babies.
Simon's sister who hates him is paler than the twins, because she's creepy Pail womens' daughter whose also Simon's Mom.
Gurrett took Bertha Hortence out for a date because he wasnt to find love again. They want to find a vampire who can make them undead so they can be vert old and find a way Bertha Hortence can be pretty Aylatani again and get her name back.
Bertha took pictures of herself when she's ugly so that when she's pretty again she can look at the pictures when she's sad and be happy because she's not ugly anymore.
LOL guest what they did in the photoshop!
They think of UFOs. Thre was no vampires D:
Simon forgot he hates his sister because he doesn't see her irritating face every day now. His parents put him for adoption because she told them he was a nercophilac so he was very angry at her.
Liranda thinjs Bruce is hot so she told him that she was Zarinda so he would kiss her but he recognixes her because she doesn't have Phil's noce.
Simon loves Maikana. He's the only one who loves her, except Zarinda and Liranda and her mom.
She wants him to get married with her.
And he did so now they can have cute babies but not before Bertha is pretty again because she would be so sad if she was an old grandparent like Phil's grandmother.
When you have grown up in such a sad family like Lindra had it's normal to wash your ass at breakfast tabl.
Since they fired the slace man they hired this Old Man who tried to cook. But there was no food in the frigde duuh.
They build their house bigger so it's more like Barbie' house in Maliboo but they need better ponk wallpaper because that's Bertha Hortence's favorite collar.
Simon loves his uncle IT IS INSECT! >:(
Liranda is pragnert so her baby wants chocolate cake. The babys name is Talulah.
Znardia is pergant two. Her babby's name is Brianna.
Look such a pretty pink kitschen. Now they have no money left until after worlk.
Adana: I love you even if your ugly because your my mother.
MORALS: You have to love your mom even if she's ugly.
Liranda: Why am I in bubbles?
OH NO SHE'S REALLY FAAAT :(
Maikana is diseased because Edgar put poison in her. He's always evil.
Peter Octopus is perv on Zarinda!
Adana was in a bicycle race and won gold medal. Now she's famous.
Zarinda is real boring she made icky vegestable soup because she thinks it's good for her baby. And she made everyone else eat it.
The baby's coming in 3.889797 months.
Simon drank Edgar's poison too. Now he's almost died.
Now he's dead.
Adana begins to drink a beer because some mean girls said it helps agains the poison.
They must drink a lot because to wash out the toxic waste.
The twins are very scared. They think about their babies. They must hide them from Edgar.
Riana got the poisson.
Adana too. They are almost dead. Their heart has stopped and not breathing.
They fell indenticly because they are twins.
Brice has learned about antidote because he's a healer on the internet. He's Level 58, is really high. You get the Healer's Ruby Heart when you're level 50 and then you can heal everyone, but only nercomancers can rezz in battle. You can't be both because you need another account for that.
Adana was sad because everyone saw her underpants.
Liranda: Everyone Guys! I have baby?
Everyone was so happy that the miracle of birth!
It's a girl named Tallula but Tally for short. She has grey eyes like Elvin who is dad and blonde hair because both parents.
They found out that Edgar had the posin in their orange juice but Riana almost dead again.
ASKDHASDHAKLSDJKHF LIRANDA WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE KILLER BIKE RIGHT AFTER GIVING BIRTH! YOUR MOTIVES WERE ALMOST IN THE RED AS IT WAS AND... Ooops. Back to narrators voize again!
Hear's Znirada's baby Brinna. Maybe she'll be pretty.
She has brown eyes like her daddy :( She's not elf.
The carpet is sooo soft and comfortable, not like a frozen garden grass.
The twins are very tired from having born.
Adana and Raian bought some drugs at school. A boy told them that if they drank it they would never have to grow up because they don't want that. They want to be teenager forever like Bella. But they didn't know that it was MORE POISON. It made them adult right away, except they looked the same as before. But now they will be old when they turn 18 and were supposed to become young adults instead. The only way to not turn 18 is to do MOER drugs!
(A/N: Yeah, oops. I thought setting them to "independent" teens would freeze their age indefinitely, so they could be good little Sues. Instead they were suddenly treated as adults, with three days left to elderhood. But it's good for the plot, so whatever.)
Now that they are grown ups, they wanted to find boyfriends, but they only found the Mayor and Simon's dad and the uncle of a girl at school.
But Adana met a young man named Fred, but that's a stupid name so she called him Emmett.
Emmett was very hot and not old.
And Riana only met the ponytail-boy she used to play football with at the beach when she was little, but at least he wasn't crying.
He was very ugly though.
Adana showed Emmett how she could dance ballet. He thought it was very sexy.
But Edgar was there to spy. She didn't see him!
Adana felt in love with Emmett.
He feel in love with Adana to.
Then he kissed her for the first time, but on the forehead, because she kinda was very short for her age.
But when she came home, she felt that she really had mor chemicals with Ethan. She called Ethan.
Meanwhole, there was violins going on outside. Someone was beating.
It was the Old Man who was brutal to Bertha Hortence, just because she was ugly.
Adana called Ethan some more.
They went out on a date, but remember that this isn't as bad as it looks because she is really 18 now, she just looks like she's 14 forever because of the poison, like the campires. And he's only like 20.
Now she is in love with two guys she's one of the popular girls.
Adana: Goodbye, my Love. I'll see you again next time I need to be happy!
They had a sad birthday for the girls because they're so scaaared of Edgar.
NoooOOOOO! Brianna grew up weird! Look at such a horrible dress and her hair is stupid!
Tally grew up so cute baby, and she had daddy's sad grey eyes. But her PJs are stupid, because they were a present from Phil. He's very happy he's a grandfather, because in HIS family that's means terrible stuff!
She's just like her mother. Tally will suffer a lot. :D
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Um... I don't really know what will happen next. No doubt it will be horrible. I've read the rules over more thoroughly, and I've decided that for the sake of making this story enjoyable for you readers, I need to move certain things ahead a bit. The Twilight-thing will happen in Gen 5, for example, and then we'll have time-travel in Gen 6.
Hope you enjoyed the ride!
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Date: 2014-08-11 11:43 pm (UTC)Now he's almost died.
Now he's dead.
Holy evil Edgar, Batman.
As always, this is hilarious. Great job!
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Date: 2014-08-12 01:55 pm (UTC)That sex on the beach scene brought tears to my eyes XD That has got to be the steamiest erotica ever written, you have to be a prime minister at the very least to not see that.
Peter Octopus :D
So much incest too! You know it's good fiction when there's a lot of underage inscets and rappists, that's a proven fact.
Great update, as usual :)
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Date: 2014-08-13 01:16 am (UTC)They want to find a vampire who can make them undead so they can be vert old and find a way Bertha Hortence can be pretty Aylatani again and get her name back.
Perfect sentences! Aww, cheer up, Bertha. You're not so bad when you smile.
Oh noes simon's life is still so traaagic!!
Adana was sad because everyone saw her underpants.
XD A longer skirt might help. You never know when you might die. Or drop something.
I LOVE EDGAR. Do you have him for download? I really need him in my neighborhoods. For teh laffs.
Makeup on toddler = narrator's favorite. Thumbs up!
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Date: 2014-08-13 02:37 am (UTC)But Adana can't wear a longer skirt. Then she won't be a proper Sue, and Narrator will stop liking her.
Simon's life will continue to be tragic for a while, since he's our resident buttmonkey. And he's married to the tragically misfortunate Maikana, so there just has to be drama.
The only thing Narrator likes more than make-up, is unexplained pregnancies. I'm really looking forward to Generation 3 grows up... C:<
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Date: 2014-08-13 04:00 pm (UTC)Right. I'm surprised her skirt doesn't know it's (sort of) clothing a Sue and therefore magically behave itself.
This is all so much fun. Can't wait for more!
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Date: 2014-08-13 06:51 pm (UTC)The good news is that Lora got a head start, and bagged a partner in crime on her first day as an adult, so Generation 5 is right around the corner!
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Date: 2014-08-14 09:03 pm (UTC)Then I should probably change the background I used for your family tree. XD
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Date: 2014-08-15 07:17 pm (UTC)This is a genius concept for a legacy. Just so much fun to read! Probably mostly because I recognize some of twelve-year old me in here. And a little bit of current me. XD Great job! Looking forward to reading more!
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Date: 2014-08-16 09:09 pm (UTC)I... recognize some of 20-year-old me in here. x(
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Date: 2014-08-16 12:20 am (UTC)It's making me wanna start my own because it seems like so much fun watching you play it! >.<
I can't wait for more!
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Date: 2014-08-16 09:09 pm (UTC)And thank you! :D
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