The Starbloom Travecy - Generation 3.1!

[tigeranne]

Warning: This entry contains pixel blood, and lots of it! If you're AT ALL squeamish about red floodfill courtesy of MS Paint, this is your chance to turn away.



So what was it that happened last time? For starters, Riana took her teenages nieces with her back to The House of Silent Despair, in order to look for LOVE and keep Tallie safe. Yes, apparently the house with THAT name was the place she could be kept snuggliest. The Good Witch was supposed to stand guard, but there was fandom on TV, leading to an almost successful assassination of the Prime Minister. Riana had her first kiss with a ghostly looking dude named Nathaniel, but a Time Slip obliterated their meeting. Instead she met William, named after Shakespeare, who was The One. Brianna was an immature dumbass, and Tallie spent half her time doing housework. She did manage to slip out for a last romantic night with her puppy-love Wesley, before she got too old for him. Adana popped the question to her unstable love interest Ethan, and he thanked her with stuff he's stolen from the Asylum. Finally, Garrett and Bertha Hortence bought potion that turned them into vampires.

Narrator? You ready?

Yeah, just gonna watch this episode of...

NOW, Narrator! Get storytelling! You've got fans waiting.


Garrett: RARRGH! BLOOD!!

Now that he was wampire, he's super powerful! His vampire gift is the ability to hear what's in the books. Very useful. Bertha has x-ray eyes, she can see people naked.


Suddenly Edgar snuck into their house and USED THEY'RE BATHROOMS! D:


Garrett's power is not to sparkle :( but he has super healing.


He doesn't burn when he's in water. That's his other power.


Bertha can become a bat, but she sometimes uses a book as an anchor so the raging midnight storms won't blow her away.


Tallie grew up. :( Now she was in only trouble.


She got stupid clothes for birthday, but they were from her Aunt Lancelot, so she had to pretend she liked them for family holidays and stuff.


BUT SUDDENLY SHE WAS PREGNANT!


And it was TWINS! D: She had to go to the Caesar Section.


How did her baby had black hair when she's blond?


And the other baby had creepy eyes.


It was Brianna's birthday the next day.


She stopped looking stupid! :)


OH NO THEY WERE........... EDGAR BABIES!!!

When he used their toilet he PEED ON THE SEAT and Tallie sat on it! D: D: :D D:


The other baby was even worse! They named them Trilby and Gargarney, and didn't know what to do with them.

Now their family is ugly. )': That was Edgar's evil PLAN.


BUT THERE WAS MORE BABY LEFT!


She had Roman Empire segary again, so she didn't GIVE BIRTH to ugly Edgars! EWWWW! And they washed all the toilets so it didn't happen again.


A boy and a girl. They named them Parsley and Linimpa. How will they be happy with evil Edgar Juniors. The orphanage didn't want them since they had a parent.


The babies were so horrible, it was like living with four tiny Edgars pooping on the floor and biting their toes.


Tallie was so sad, she didn't want to be Edgar's baby mom. D': And she was kind of his Mom too, since the babies were him!


Elvin went to bed, because he felt old now that he was grandad. It was hard for everyone to have four babies in a day.


Trilby was the evilst of them. Look at the evil eyebrows like a bears legs!


Brianna kinda liked Linimpa, because she made her feel that she had been a cute child herself. And she made the family feel it too, so they loved Brianna more. But they always loved Brianna, because they're a loving home. They tried to love the junior Edgars too, but they just hated them back! :(


Liranda: Don't worry because you can have nice children later.

Tallie: Yes, I just need to be sad first like the Good Witch said. I'm very sad.


The babies were like wild animals and slept in the snow.


And in Kim's bed so she had to sleep on the floor! D:<


Tallie started working as a spy, so she could fight evil and didn't have to be home.


She met a very sexy and amazing lonely soul called Falcon. He was everything she had dreamed. But they had to keep their love a secret because Edgar would revenge.


So they ran away to the only happy place they knew.


Tallie asked Falcon to marry her when they had defeated Edgar. Now they are true forever. She told him that she was tricked to have babies, but he said it wasn't her fault.


She was very happy that he was with her on her epic quest for love and truth, but she was very sad that they could only meet once a year so Edgar wouldn't find out and kill them. He wanted her to only have ugly babies.


Gargarney was the biggest and strongest of the kids, he looked just like his biologically old man. And he was very stupid and looked like a pig. Because that's how Edgar looks, LOL.


They had to make a special cage to contain the terrible offspring.


Tallie started learning how to join the Universe.


Trilby wants to be an evil scientist so he can put a cow head on a human.


Adana got a cramp in her legs because she plaid too many computer games. It was really painfu but it hurt a lot. But she needs to get level 50 so she can get the Ocarina of Power. She works at night.


Poor Bertha tried to learn the kids to be nice. She has sufferend 70 years.


Linimpa can live in the house, because she doesn't bite.


Garg had problems with nightmares that he was pretty.


Don't feel sorry for the kids, they have a happy home. It's everyone else who is in sad.


Trilby got really PISSED because they didn't want to give him chemistry set to build boomb.


The family worked super hard to learn to fight evil. They had to study when it was weekend. No fun for 25 years? D:


Brianna and her dad found out how to grow their brains bigger so they didn't be so annoying.


Bertha had always wanted a chihuahua, because she thought she was going to be a popstar.


It's name's Duffy. She can keep it in her handbag.


Maikana started throwing up because Bertha kissed her stepfather and that hurt her feelings. She loves her dad! :(


Liranda was very very AGRY and everyone thought it was with Brianna. But she was angry with Bertha for fighting with Brianna. She HATES Bertha and don't want her for mother. She wasnts Aylatani back. She has missed her for 50 years. But she only looks 24.


Gargarny: I'm going to be an Alien overlord when I grow up! Then daddy will love me!

Edgar never sends birthday cards to his kids.


Why must there be so much violence in their home? D'x


Bertha Hortence beat up Brianna becaise she said her nose looked like a cantalope. That's mena.


Riana has to spend many nights keeping watch agains the enemy and spy on suspects so she can be a better police.




The Edgar juniors were so mean all day. They family soooooo sorry and sad. *cry*


Brianna: LOL I hate you grandma!


Tribly read Harry Potter fanfiction and now he wants to be Harry as a dead eater.


Parsley wants to be Professor Snake.


They practicing fighting with each other and it made Caprain Hero sad because he fights for goodness in the World.

Captain: I'm disappointed with your family teaching your children like this! :(

Tallie: It's not my fault! I wanted to have beautiful babies with Falcon but the Good Witch said I must be sad first! They are my sadness. x(


Even the wolves are afraid of them!


One day the kids stole a car and was running away to Hogwarts, but they couldn't drive. But a police man tried to stop them. But they didn't know where the break was. And they ran over the police man.


There was lots of blood in the policeman and the kids had to go to special Boaring School for kids who are criminally insane. It's called boaring school because they can't have fun, it's punishment.


Tallie was real happy! :D YUUPEEE!


Adana tried to meet Ethan on a beech, so she could stop being so pale, because she's a prep and want to be tan. But she met a really ugly boy who could date Linimpa when she's older. If she's out of prison.


And she took a swim so she could pretend she lived in Australia. They have sharks. :(


Ethan didn't come out of the tent after they had sex, and he wasn't snoring so maybe he was dead or something.


Adana talked to a dark loner who wanted to help them defeat the great Evils.


Finally Ethan came out. He was hiding because he wasn't used to be out. Even if he escaped a lot.


It would be so nice if he could learn to communicate like a normal person, so she could find out what he was saying and stuff. But OH NO it's Edgar!


Edgar sat and looked at the ocean and was thinking of how proud he was that his children were really evil but he was so disappointed the got cought already.

Edgar: GRR!


Lucky he didn't really know who they were.


So they just pretended to be on his side and got lots of information from him and stuff.


Adana wanted to have a date and be happy, but Ethan fell asleep because he was stupid and drank the coffee Edgar made.


But she woked him up so they could snog, because they were popular beach people.


Trilby was VERY ANGRY that he was in special boarding school. He ate lots of garlic so they would be sick of him.


And Adana learned to spy, because that's important for her next guild mission! They are going to steal the magical harmonica from Saruman. It's going to be dangerous. She doesn't even have the power to do Bone Smash yet!


Liranda works in sports now, she plays Quitdish. They pay her very good because she's mean to Slytherin.


Tallie went back to the HoSD (for short) and looked for Falcon. He said he'd be there. But she only met a sad old lady.


Oh no why is Pill here????


Everyone ran away when they saw a cerial killer.


But Phil didn't kill anyone, because he didn't have his axe with him. FOOLED YOU WITH THE TEASER!!!

At least the camp was nicer with better tents.


Phil started cooking and stuff, because he's a cook. Tallie ate a hamburger he made, because she was soooo hungry, but then she felt gulty and ran home and didn't tell anyone.


Meanwhole, Adana was out with Ethan again, and had to suffer FAKE GOTHS and dirty hobos looking at them.


They sang a gothic symphony punk-rock version of Bleeding Love.


Now they have pictures that they can look at and cry when they are apart.


It was really ambarrasing that they thought nobody knew they had sex in the photobox.


But Adana met a drug dealer and bought LOTS OF DRUG1!


Tallie had to call Falcon, because she hadn't seen him in a year and missed him. She wanted his beautiful gothic babies.


Oh no, not the Primal Minister! But they are adult, so she can't arrest them.


Lots of preppy old biddies were JUDGING their beautiful love, when they just tried to be along like sad boyfriends!


But it made her love for him stronger to know she had to fight for it.


At home it was starting to really suck to be Bertha Hortence. Liranda is very strong. Bertha Hortence got clobbered.


But her strong vampire leg broke the wall.


The kids got sent home for vaccication. :(


Ethan stole more stuff.


This time it was only a mirror and it wasn't even magic. Adana didn't have room for it and Bertha Hortence hates her face so they donated it to the school.




Granparents in this family aren't normal. Grandmothers are supposed to knot sockS!


Adana: Grandmo got beaten up by a little girl! How can we fight Edgar if Briana can defeat her?


So Bertha had to practice fighting Brianna every day.


It got Garrett iispired to write a beautiful vampire ballade to her. :')


They feed the kids at boarding schools, don't worry.


But they made a part of a factory fall on the headmaster, so now they are transpered to macks security facility. They never get out!!! :D D :D :D : D:D :D Except Liminpa because this wasn't her fault She was only driving the getaway car.


In the sexurity place, Garg grew big ans strong.


See they feed the anumals? But the stupid cop said they didn't because he wanted revenge that they killed his twin brother with the car.


He stole Kim!!!


They started fighting about whose fault it was, if it was Liranda for not feeding Buffy fast enough or Bertha for getting the stupid dog.


Bertha lost, so it was her fault.


And then Liranda kicked her ass.


It was good that the Old Man was around, so she had someone too fight with who wasn't family.


They used theyre vampire powers to get Kim back, and she helped Linmpa do her himework because she's magicat remember?


Liranda hates her stepdad but at least he not want to screw her now.


Ethan stole more stuff they gave to the scholl, because their very chartible.


There was co much violince that there was only a salution: They had to buld a new house to move to! All the goths and campire leave.


Garg knew that he needed to look after his siblings, so they could learn to be evil like they're pa.


And Garrett lost his blueface, but Liranda stull hates him, oh no!

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Right! This was a really... weird chapter. Good thing those little Edgar's got banged up, right? Of course they'll get a much happier life with their Dad in another hood. :) Now you've seen what sort of offspring Edgar produces, at least.

Next episode will be... after the Magpies. They have moved into the new house, but it's not furnished yet, so he he he he...

Hope you enjoyed the madness. ;)

Comments

[nentarisims.livejournal.com]

Those are interesting wampire powers, especially when you can't/are too lazy to read or when you're pervy.

OMG Edgar babiez!
(Which reminds me, I must really get a move on with helping him find a spouse in my hood.)

Eek, the kids take out after Edgar AND Phil! Hopefully the boaring school bores them enough that they'll become good.
And it amuses me immensely that the policeman is alive and chillin' in the next screenshot.

Oh dear, lots of fighting and anger in this update.

[tigerannesims2.livejournal.com]

You never know when powers like that could come in handy!

But the Junior Edgars can't become good! Then Tallie won't have her sadness that she needs to get her happiness!

That was the policeman's funeral. They stitched his head back on, and Tallie had to take part out of respect.

Edgar has placed his evil angerness in the family! Now they will have to take serious business! :(

[alittlestrange.livejournal.com]

LOL vampire gifts! Didn't you love in the twilight series how "gifts" were supposed to be rare, but almost every sparklepuff had one?

Good explanation for the vampire/book phenomenon. That happens to Karis all the time.

YAYAYAY I WAS HOPING THE TWINS WERE EDGAR BABIES LOLOL!!!!11 I adore the science fail! And their names.

I can has Brianna's hair?

I was wondering when the MS Paint part of the challenge would come in. Two thumbs up!

Now they have pictures that they can look at and cry when they are apart.

Note to self: Do not read this while drinking anything. I almost sprayed my keyboard with water. BUT IS NOT YOUR FUALT!

[tigerannesims2.livejournal.com]

Well, I haven't actually read the actual *books*, just sporkings of them. I thought all vampies had something or other. Sparklepuffs! x)

Sometimes the bat flies in front, and Bertha Hortence comes running after, but at least her motives aren't dropping.

This is Brianna's hair. I love Lina/Trapping!

Is not my fawlt, I was just pushing the keybored!

[alittlestrange.livejournal.com]

I listened to the audio books. I have a hard enough time reading when the material is good. 'Sparklepuff' suddenly popped into my mind. :D

That happens to Karis, too. I'm glad to know it's probably just a game glitch, and Karis herself isn't glitchy.

Oooh, now I remember seeing the hair at MTS recently, but I must have forgotten to download it. I love her stuff, too. I always want to go through her LJ, but Photobucket bandwidth is always exceeded. X|

P.S. I forgot AGAIN to say yay! A Magpie update is forthcoming! I can't wait to see them in the new house.

[simlili.livejournal.com]

It's harder and harder to comment on this HEARTBREAKING story, there's too much good stuff to list <3
You are very creative, not just with Paint (but haha those pics XD)
Poor Bertha Hortense though :D
(Aso thanks for teaching us one of the many ways girls can get prengent, another good reason to squat instead of sit in public bathrooms I guess!)

[tigerannesims2.livejournal.com]

I KNOW! This is so sad, it's hard to say anything without choking up! It's kind of like when you were at the cinema with your friends, and you watched Titanic, and you saw Jack slowly sinking into the icy abyss!

But seriously, thanks! I'm so happy to hear people actually like it. :D

[siamesecatsfan.livejournal.com]

Linimpa is very pretty. =)

[tigerannesims2.livejournal.com]

She's got all her father's best features! X-)

[siamesecatsfan.livejournal.com]

Yep.=) This legacy is the best.

[tigerannesims2.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :D

[siamesecatsfan.livejournal.com]

No problem. =)