The Starbloom Travecy - Generation 3.5!

[tigeranne]

Before Narrator shares with us another chapter of this tragic epic, let's take a look at what happened last time.

Bertha Hortence met Legolas, the gothic brother of Falcon and William, and they fell in TREU LOVE. He convinced her to take her real name back, so she's Aylatani again. She married Legolas in a very sad wedding with lots of fighting and brutality. Much of the family disliked Legolas from the start, and Aylatani is now enemies with Zarinda, Maikana and Tallulah as well. Such sad. Very drama. Tallie took her kids on vacation, where Edgar informed them that the Juniors and himself are planning to travel back in time, invent the wheel, and take over the world.. What could possibly go wrong?

OK, Narrator. The audience is yours.


Nobody likes Brianna. :D She had to ask the Fortune Wheeler for a date.


Sje got a guy with dumb hair,, but he thinks Aylatani is perttier. That's because he can see her true face. (Leglas can too, no worry!)

So Brianna didn't want the date, because she's a snob. :(


Instead she baught Love Poison, so everyone will fall in love with her. Ewww.


She took the car to drive away to Australia where noone knew her.


Riana came with her, because she secretly wanted a tan. Shhh, don't tell!


It was the guy from TV! He played football in weird clothes for charity to homeless wolves.


William came to Australia, because he could feel the location of his sould mate and they could be alone for a while. Because there are very few people in Australia, mostly kangerous.


Brianna was jealus and mad that she was not as beautiful in body and soul as Riana. Plus she's tall and lanky and plane.


So she became the cook and fed the hungry. That was a good deed, but with dark intentions. She only did it to be poplar! D:


The sharks were scared of her.


She always wanted to go to Hgwarts, but she's a moogle so she never got an owler from them. :) But someone will go later, because the rools say to make it x-over with Harry Potter later.


Riana started fighting with someone because she was a police.


It was Joe Car. He's wanted in 57 Amerocan states by Obama!


Snitches get stitches! >:C


Suddenly a blonde hot guy came and said

Hayden: I'm Hayden. You're very hot. What's your'e name??

Brianna: "Brianna" said Brianna.


This is Henry. He's very sad because of his essay that got an F-.


The teacher was real mad because they are ideaological enemias.


Secret Agent Man: You must stop being a mean girl, because you have powers you can use to help SEFITW! (Stop Edgar From Inventin The Wheel.)

Brianna: Now I have trule love soon, and then I be nice! :D :D :D :D


PHLIP! What is it he wan'ts KNOW?!?!?! he doesn't have his ace with him, so he must have changed his IMO!


Brianna's Grandmother: BUURRRRRRPPP!

This is why Brianna is rude! >:C


Brianna: Hi Grandma I'm Brianna, and you are my grandmother. I have another grandmother two, but she's a murderer. She killed my grandmother!


Brianna called Hayden so she could use the magic poison on him. MUAHUAHUA!


GLUBB GLUBB GLUBBZ


And then she became beautiful! Hearts of pure true love floated around her and she made lovely flowers come from the grass. It was almost as romantic as Second Life videos, except they always have some Spanish music I don't understand on them. Espexially when someone has a baby.

I wish giving birth in Sims was like SL, because there they don't just spin around all stupid! They sit on a rock in the water, and squirt blood and gasp in pain and stuff. And there's midwifes who are fairies who help deliver the baby. It's so much more realistic! And sometimes you can do c-section, and you can see her intestines! I hope Sims 5 is just like that!


Hayden thought Brianna was the most popular girl he had ever met. So she promised to try to be nice so they could be alpah couple at school. Brianna failed a lot of years, so she's still in Suffermore year, and she's like 21. x( I'm so embarrased! Other people have geniuses in their legacy!


Brianna: Look, I know what needs to be done! Let's forget all the past and start over. How about we go out?


Felling love for the first time melted the ice of her heart. Now she could feel emoticons! :D :D :) x) ^-^ ;) :P


But suddenly Eyebrow Man busted out of nowhere and started yelling obscurities in her phase. She had foggotten he excisted, because her heart was made new. Ooops, that was a bleeper.


Anyway, he unappeared, and they went into the classy restaurant to occupy a table.


It has glass roof, because it's exclusive. And so the cactuses can have sunlight.


Suddenly a rude womin stole Hayden's food, so he had to go home because he was hungry. :(


When Brianna came home, she found Eyebrow Dude peeing on their Staythings shrub! And to think she once loved him and wanted his eyebrow-babies! D:< (You can't see his ********* because it's very small.)


PUNCH! BOFF! SMACK!


Liranda: I'm so proud of you Daughter!


Liranda: I want to punish Bertha Hortence for killing Mom and steeling her name! Let's make another baby, who will be just as badass as Tallie! Then we can teach it to be on our side, not hers!


Elevin: I love it when you are decevious, my Darling!

Liranda: Talk dirty to me, baby! Be a bad boy, hurrr hurrr hurrr!

They're so evil,, but I love them! :(


Liranda: This baby will be my REAL mother's grandchild. It won't look like Bertha, and then we proove she's a murderer! :D


Legolas is a real bad cook. He never has time to learn, because he's busy fighting with the family. He can only make cerial.


Legolas: If you don't like it you can go starve in Sahara!

Zarinda: You're not my dad and I hate you!!!!!!!


It's not fun for Tani and Tallie to live in the house anymore.


Maikana: I want to have a kid too, so it can make that murderer's life suck more!


Maikana: It was you who hit my head when I was a baby, wasn't IT?


But suddenly there was a BRIGHT LIGTH and crap hit the fan!


Tallie: OH NO ALIENS I DON'T BELEAVE IN THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!


Tallie: I DON'T WANT MORE UGLY BABIES! EDGAR I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!


Liranda: Oh no they took my baby! Good thing I'm pregnart, if they won't give her back!


But suddenly the UFO was back! Everyone Usain bolted as fast as they could to the scene of the crime.


Tallie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Tallie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Tallie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


She knew it was going to get worse. The terror on her face was horror.


All her bones shattered, but the aliens had put some alien glue on her be4 they kicked her out so she slurped together again. Her dress split, and people saw her thong.


She has scene things no humyn should see, and she couldn't talk about it because the words weren't invented yet. So it's all in her head.


Tallie: EDGAR WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

But she wasn't perg, because the aliens felt sorry for her history.


It was a lot of drama, so Liranda had to go to bed with her baby, who was very tiny and afraid. :'(


Aylatani had wrapped her husband up in a loving embrace, and hoped Yallie would never be back so he would be safe from her savage beatings. She was back already, but they had to dream. :(


Brianna still has not learned manners. :( She pees wherever she wants.


It made Liranda facepalm, because she was scared her new baby would learn from Brianna.


Liranda: Pizza makes me fat???


But it was only the baby who grew. :-)


The evil maid laughed. Why don't I have a cowplant? I'd name it Daisy, and it could eat Edgar and the Juniors.


They only have a skunk. :C


Aylatani: I think we should make a baby of our own. We need to multiply to beat Liranda and her gang.


Legolas: Is that how you do the sex??????????????????????


Liranda's baby is bigger. What if it is a bully? :(


Starling asked if it was normal for granmothers to wash their boobies with a pot-scrub during breakfast, but Elvin said she mustn't listen to other people's uptight oponions.


The baby needs to learn swimming, because it's in lots of water.


LOL Zadrina and Brice aare in the fish tank!


Brianna was supposed to be nice, but she couldn't be nice to a strange man who married her fake murderer grandmother. (But she only THINKS so remember!) That would make her bad.


The baby was born. It was a blonde girl who they named Miraluna. It means to watch the moon in Spanish. They wanted her to be a dark, romantic girl with a lot of wisdom beyond her years.


But they found out that Legolas was a cannibal!


Liranda: We have to kill him. We need Dad to come back with his axe!


Legolas: I've had sex with your mother. We have made a baby too, and it will be more beautiful than yours!


Oh no, you can't make more babies!


Tallie was really worried that her little sister lived with a cannoball.


So she took her with her on secret spy job in Afghanistan, because that was safer than home.


Brianna: Haydem, I'm a new person now. Do you want to engage to me?


He wanted to, and Brianna had always wanted to lose vaginacy in a car on a lonely road, like on teen movies.


YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BABY!


Laurelin is so pretty. PLz comment and tell me if you think Laurelin is pretty! ***<3***


Linimpa is still ugly, LOL! Shes not going to do the face transplation because her dad has talked to her teachers and said she's good enough as she is. They are afraid of Edgar so they won't do it now.


Brianna: My cousin was kidnapped by aliens, and they said her not-ex is goint to take over history and make us all his slaves. Do you want to help us fight him?


Oh no, she forgot to buy new pregnazi PJs. But yellow looks better with her new hair.


Liranda hid all Legola's gothic elf clothes and replaced them with some stuff she bought at H&M for 50& off of 50%. She didn't want him making goths a bad name. He was so mad he had smoke come puffing out of his flaring nostrils.


There is a secret volcano across the road.


Kim is still helping the kids with homework. She's a best cat!


Legolas tried to be friends with Miraluna, so she wouldn't beat up his own babies. The family is going to be full of feuds like Borgians.


Aylatani asked Ernest the Reformer what to do about their family, and he told them that all the fighting and violence led to less love and happiness in their house, and it was her kissing all those husband that was the cause of it.


Ernest told Legolas it was best if he joined the police or another oppressive force, because then he'd have the legislative authority to arrest those who committed hatecrimes on him. But Legolas was a modern dad, and was going to stay home with the babies.


This girl is very crazy and dangerous. Aylatani called her to ask if she could teach Legolas to fight.


She really liked Kim. They thanked her for her favour by doing her hair more nicely.


Legolas looks like Ryan's dad. But he's only an adopteed uncle. :( Liranda cut his hair while he slept.


Ryan grew up, but he can't wear a kimono. He doesn't have his Samurai license yet, and nobody likes a Weeaboo.


The beby is getting bigger. Pregnancy is a state in which a woman carries a fertilized egg inside her body. Due to technological advances, pregnancy is increasingly occurring among older women in the United States. After the egg is fertilized by a sperm and then implanted in the lining of the uterus, it develops into the placenta and embryo, and later into a fetus. Pregnancy usually lasts 40 weeks, beginning from the first day of the woman's last menstrual period, and is divided into three trimesters, each lasting three months.


Legolas learned marshall art from the crazy girl, and he won.


But he had many people to fight with. :(


This is Miraluna grown up! But they had to cut her hair so Legolas' baby wouldn't pull her hair. So unfair!


She got lots of vitamines to develop her brain.


She was a strong baby, but Aylatani took care of her when her parents were out so she didn't become evil.


She's not as cute as she should be. :( Maybe she grows pretty when she's bigger.


Adana is good at taking care of babies, but she should'nt have any because she's stopped at 14 forever.


Oh, and Starling grew up too, but I forgot to take picture because she's not heir and not evil.

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Oh no, it's so dramatic! How will they ever learn to coexist? I hope you enjoyed the bumpy ride that was this update. The next one is probably going to be the most questionable content I've ever posted. Well, sort of.

Comments

[nentarisims.livejournal.com]

Those poor homeless wolves need all the help they can get.

TS3 cameo! "Ideaological enemias" indeed.

Not cool, Eyebrow Dude. Not cool.

That's a very informative (and well-written) explanation about pregnancy, Narrator. Let me guess... copy/paste?

[tigerannesims2.livejournal.com]

You know, that TS3 cameo is my worst Sim ever. He's so bad that I've locked the entries he features most heavily in, on my TS3 blog. (tigerannesims) Originally he was a parody of some fringe elements you find on the internet, but... then I realised he's not a parody at all. He's a Poe. Definitely an ideaolological enemy of the Starblooms in any case.

Who cares about Eyebrow Man? Brianna has a much hotter TRUE LOOOVE now! :D

Narrator knows anatommy when she sees it. Like... sees it in the dictionary.

[alittlestrange.livejournal.com]

She always wanted to go to Hgwarts, but she's a moogle so she never got an owler from them. :) But someone will go later, because the rools say to make it x-over with Harry Potter later.

LOL that was almost breaking the fourth wall, I think.

Suffermore year is probably a more accurate name for it.

Oh wow, the travecy just keeps getting crazier! Hatrud, brustality, alien abdoctins, cannonballism, and now they wont even let poor Legless wear his gotic elf clothes or have his flooing hair. Noooooo!

Oh man, makeup on toddlers. I'll never understand how people did that without seeing how creepy it makes them look!

Thanks for the cut-and-paste biology lesson, narrator! Now I know how babbies formed. (Just noticed I'm echoing nentarisims here. :D)

I'm beginning to see what you mean about how crazy things got without you having to do much! Can't wait for moar!1

[tigerannesims2.livejournal.com]

There WILL be a HP crossover! And it will probably be before Gen9, where the rules puts it, because I want them to feature for a bigger portion of the story. Twilight is coming soon, too! x)

Poor Legless, he suffer soooooo much. This is Suffermost year!

At this point, the gameplay got so riddiculous that it was hard to really capture how insane it was. In the next chapter I do some (extremely clumsy) staging again, but most of it still happened on its own.

Moar coming tonight, probably. :D

[simsabella.livejournal.com]

Oh no, she forgot to buy new pregnazi PJs.

Hahaha, that was my favorite part. I loved the random TS3 picture.

Great update. :)

[tigerannesims2.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :D

[simlili.livejournal.com]

The narrative techniques are getting wilder and wilder :D

Ans Laurelin is super pretty, I hope she has 10 babies!!!

[tigerannesims2.livejournal.com]

Narrator's talent is developing exponentially when she's reading fanfics for research. :) Laurelin is hardcore childfree, because if she multiplies she becomes like Aylatani and the children hates her and there is less love in the world. :( But if they steal the wheel from Edgar, when he invents it, they can change the past an everyone's happy. :D