tigeranne | The Starbloom Travecy

Okay! I'm honestly not sure how many of you have had time to read 4.4 yet, with it being the weekend and all. In case you have, and already forgot what happened, there's a short summary under the cut.

Alice and Annabelle from the MacAvoy ISBI moved in. Ben and Alice fell in love and got married. Jonathan turned out to look a lot like his poor old Dad, making the rest of the family worried. Edward told T'anamika in a Shakespearian manner that he has to marry Bella, else something terrible happens. It's T'ana he loves, however. They had their first kiss, just before Bella showed up to be disagreeable. Annabelle went to the camp, where she met Nathaniel. They bonded over their tragic backgrounds and being wolfkin. We also finally discovered Diaper Man's motives, and as usual it's Liranda's fault.

Narrator, start narrating!

Ryan tries to be a best Dad to Jonathan. But he needs to teach Jonathan not to be like him, but he can only teach him to do things the way he does. :( Jonathan needs another Dad model.

They look so much like. Ryan's a good guy, it's so sad that he's got nerffed.

Jonathan has insomaniac problems. When he goes to bed, he waked up again at the same time. He never sleeps.

Edward came to visit. He walked normally, because teleporting causes too many carbob footprints to be used all the time. Then he took T'anamika on a date to a romantic bar.

T'ana tried to touch his beautiful face, but he shoved her hand away. :O

Edward: Behold! That ith mine Mother. She must not see me with Thou Milady! She wanth me to marry Bella to avoid diseaster.

Edward: I hope Thy sister marrieth Javob soon, because he sleepeth in ye closet next to my room, and verily he snoreth loudly. Plus he liketh Bella that scurvydog.

T'a a: But you love me so why do you care about Bella?

Erdwaark: I have to marry her lest ye evil prophety cometh true! If she loveth Jacob, and marrieth him, we can noth avoid it, Milaydi.

He caressed her cheek softly and brushed away the diamond tears that cascaded down her delicate featyres.

Then suddenly he reached back and grabbed her bum, LOL!

Edward: This odd wench ith a witness that Thou and me are forever true.

Girl who looked a bit like Edgar: Hey, you're that girl from that show, aren't you?

Many people thought T'ana was an actress or model, because she was so beautiful. But she didn't trust this girl, because she could be related to Edgar. So she said no.

They went inside and started dancing next to a guitar that had belonged to Elvis one time when he lived in Hawaii. It was famous.

Then they kissed, and he tasted like strawberries and Mr. Pepper.

Nerniya was working on developing her drink problem.

Suddenly T'ana realiszed that she loved Edward more than the sun shines. If she couldn't be with him than so be it. She had to break the professorcy, so he didn't have to marry to Bella.

They kissed again, and the weid light-thing happened again! But they hadn't been there when it happened to Nernyia and Jacob, so they didn't know what this was. Even the angry man who hated their trashcan (4shadowing) was amazed.

Resneemee thought it was funny that they kissed because she's too little for sexuality. Nernuya took her to bars because she don't like to drink alone. Remember when the mean kids made her drunk lots of bear when she was a child? This is their fault!!!!!!

Bella was one of those kids. >:(

Narnia: You're the guy who kicks our rubbish can. Who are you?

Angry Man: My real identity isn't known because human society opresses me.

He was weird so she didn't bother.

Edward: T'ana I loveth Thou more than there are stars in ye sky. I want to be with Thee.

T'ana: When can you divorxe Bella after you get married?

Edwart: Never. :'(

Renesmeee listned and thought of all the pain Bella caused to people.

They sat in the romantic tropical tub and were almost naked.

They started kissing and Frenching. His marble skin felt even smoother under water, and not so cold because the water was hot.

Meanwhole Nerniya met her grandfather upstairs.

Falcon: I know who you are, and I'm keeping an eye on you from hiding. You need to stop trying to be cool, because you're in danger. I loved your grandmother like the air that I breathe, and it was a trageddy when she got evil. They're trying to do the same to you, but you need to be strong and holesome for your mission. Tell your miserable father that I love him.

Then he was gone like a puff.

She sat in the tub and watched T'ana eeling herself all over Edward like some sort of squid, and she missed Jaxob sooo muuuch.

Zarinda was spying in the House of Desperate Silence. They had to go there because the bar closed and threw them out, and they couldn't go home because Aylatani would be mad that they took Reeenemse out so late. So they called home and said they were camping, which is a healthy family activity.

It was rotten spaghetti for breakfast. :C

It tasted horrid, but Zarinda was used to it because she used to live with Aylatani and Phil on a lawn and only ate stuff Phil caught in his traps. Zarinda wanted to know everything, but T'ana didn't trust her so she told her that Aylatani had moved.

Zarinda: Diaper Man is really mad with Liranda because she told people at school that he was a Sumo Wrestler. He wants to kill her, but he doesn't recognize her when she's gothic.

T'ana thought that was information.

Suddenly a very beautiful man came in the room.

Carlisle: I'm Carlicle Cullen, Edward's father. You are his eternal beloved and I want him to marry you instead of Bella. I don't like Bella. You must help us break the prophecy.

T'ana: I will try.

He had bad taste in girls, LOL. That's why he married a lady who thinks Bella's NICE!

Alice was practicing for when they travelled to the Victorian Century. Phil was going to build a time machine, because the Tree Princess from the future had given him the recipe. That was how he invented in in the first place, LMAO! In the future someone will be the chosen one to travel and give Phil the blueprints. BUT WHO DREW THEM???

Now Jonathan was older, so the twins are about 15 now. Iris is same age, because she rewinded right after they had their birthday. Ryan is like 40, I dunno. He acts like he's 12.

He looks so much like his Dad. *CRY*

Finally Jonathan could sleep. He hasn't slept in three years, so he's seen more than his age.

Nathaniel has moved in, LOL. Almost.

Phil saw Salamandra nakid and got flashbacks to when he walked into the bathroom and his grandmother was there. (Not the one he married, the other one.)

Ryan: I'm just gonna take a shower, you don't have to leave.

Adana: I'm reading the sports. :)

Ryan: LOL, Adana? You still in there?

Ryan: BOO BOO BOOBOOOO! LOL!

He really likes her. :( But he's not right in the head.

At least Joanathan can be outside now so he sees less behavior.

Reenemse is happy to have a friend. It's the first time. :(

Nathaniel was almost ice.

Annabelle: You can come in now, LOL!

Suddenly she kissed him.

Has the angry man dressed up as a woman now?

He loved her with three hearts! That's 33.333333% more than usual.

Jonathan is talented like his Dad used to be.

OH NNO! BEN IS A NAKED GUY TOO! SOMEONE NEEDS TO BE SANE!

They put Nathaniel in hot water to defrost.

Irish is a good sister, like Riana was to her when they ran away from Liranda.

Adana needed to remember herself that she loves Ethan, not Ryan.

Ethan was very happy that the teacher came, because he understands what he says and can translate to Adana how much Ethan loves her. Ryan felt jealous.

Suddenly Renesmee grew up and became a fan of Avril Lavine.

Teacher from Superior Preppy School: If you do your homework every day you can come to our school. It's hard for us to get students. :(

Adana and Riana are genuses, and they practice for the first mission.

Jonathan: You got taller than me. :(

NOOOOOOO WE'VE HAD ENOUGH ICENEST NOW!

Riana saw on the new that it was spring so she went out to suntan.

Then the snow started falling.

On her and the butterflies.

NOT ANYMORE INSECT! I WILL NUTER YOU!!!11!!!11111!!!!!

Oh I thought those green chairs looked nice from a distance. TigerAnne must have gotten them for a spooky house.

T'ana: I HATE MATHS AND I DON'T WANT TO GO TO PREPPY SCHOOL!

Everyone has to do homework. Iris has to do homework forever. :C

Ryan: Hi Annabelle. How was your day?

Pastel Goth: You think Aliens have comatosed her?

Ryan: No she got out of a car. Aliens can't drive?

He's SOOOooOOO stupid. If they can drive a space ship they can drive a car!

Then Pastel Goth said that she had a friend who needed to date and she fit with Ryan.

OH NO HE SAID YES THIS IS TERROBLE HE CAN'T CHEAT ON CINDRANA WHO'S THE ONE WHO LOVES HIM FOUREVER.

Are you okay, Narrator?

NO!!! THE STUPID CHARACTERS ARE RUINING MY BEAUTIFUL STORY. I'M MISERABLE!

Oh no, it was the girl who looked after Ethan and the crazy people. She's so used to loonies that she'll think Ryan is normal!

Ryan: I'm really smart, I'm a scientist.

Anya: What do you study?

Ryan: Twisters. :D

Aiana thought he was very nice. :(

She wanted to take Annabelle with her home, but Ryan said no. He said she wasn't his kid to give away, but she could take Nerniya instead. But Cindrana said no.

Annabelle woke up and thought she had just dreamt it. She didn't see Ryan cheating.

Then he went inside and slept next to wife.

Adaba: I wish we could grow up so we could be taller.

They can't get tall, only old. 14 forever!!!

(TigerAnne's note: They were very close to adulthood when I changed them to Independent Teens. I consider them to have been 19, or at the very least 18, when it happened. Narrator is a little fond of exaggeration.)

They don't know that they're enemies of the heart. Like Kailynn and Mary Sue.

Bella: Who would have sent a loveletter to you?

Bella: I'm really good at chess, because I'm smart. I read a lot of boooooks. And I have bad self asteam.

Aidana didn't believe her.

Wicked Witch: On the dark side we have cookies.

Cindrana helped her son with homework, because he needs a good role model.

HAHAHAHAAAA Get rid of her!

Alice: Dear Mom. We're very happy here. I am married to Ben, and he's really sexy. Annabelle is dating Nathaniel, who's a dark and gothic wolf. His twin starved to death. Tell Sadie that I'm glad it's her kids who are gonna die sad and miserable, not mine. Lots of love from Alice.

Jasper follwed the twins home from school, because he tries to sell weed. He's got red eyes, because he drinks the blood of people who don't pay for the drugs.

School was really boring, so all the kids took a vacation.

T'ana met the ginger elf again.

Ginger Elfman: Weren't you like 18 like three years ago? Why are you a kid?!

T'ana: I'm short for my age. Don't hate.

Elfman: You said we could go on a date when you were 20.

T'aja: Yes but I have another boyfriend now. Bye.

Elfman started making food. He would be a kinda good husband.

They had girltalk. At home they couldn't talk like that, because Ryan always tried to be in the conversation, and talk about tampons and condoms and stuff. The Proffessor's daughter was there.

And the Proffessor was there.

(Belinda and Karis belong to

alittlestrange. In my game, Belinda is Karis' mother, but in reality she's her great-grandmother.)

Elfman knew about some criminals who had robbed a jewlry store to finance an invention. It sounded like the Juniors.

The girls were very happy about information. If Edgar had to steal stuff, then he must have problems with his plans. They could get to the past world before him.

Professor: Hiiiii I made cheese pretzels.

Renesmee was a teenager and had angst. She wondered why Renne and Charlie loved Bella more than her.

At night, the Pfofessor had a secret meeting with Sir Knight, Not-Edgar and Pinky.

The Prof: It is terrible. They don't know that he's here already.

Jonathan was the smartest kid in his class.

He had good-boy syndrome. :( When he has a test, he got so nervous he throwed up.

Salamandra can't let things go, so she spies on her students.

It's nice on the beach when it's not cold.

They still build the castles to try to summon Dumbledoore.

T'ana: Dad, you should play the violon. It's good for your brain.

Riana hates Salamandra. She's still in shock from seeing her bathing naked in the lawn sprinklers when she was studying the morning stars. Salamandra has lots of piercings you can't sea...

This looks most like Hogwarts. Riana is very good at sand castles now compared to when she was six. (She ran away with Zarinda and Loranda, remember? Sometimes she misses them.)

Rennesse wondered if she could ever be loved since her family didn't want her. She statred into the dark ocean and felt sorrow.

Ryan likes to drink a lot before bed and read a depressing story so his life looks better compared. That's why his kids take after him.

Nerniea: Jacob you came back! You love me!

They kissed for the first time like romantic magic, or magic romance.

But in the kitchen he saw................ RENENENSMEE!

She looked into his eyes, and felt darkness and passion embrace her, dragging her deep into the pool of forbidden dreams. It was as if she had no will of her own anymore. She knee it was wrong but she had to follow Jacob wherever he went. They belonged together now.

Reneesme: What happened?

Jacon: I imprinted on you, LOL! Now you're my mate!

Renemsee: What does it MEEAN?=?

Jaxon: It means that I love you 4ever. And you love me too.

Everyone could hear Nerniya's heart break like when someone drops a stack of plates. Ryan didn't bloody CARE though, because Adana was wearing a skinpier outfit than his PEA.BRAIN could handle! X(

Suddenly Hacob imprinted on T'anamika as well. She was almost immune because she loved Edward so much, but Nerniya felt his betrayal tear out her vitally beating heart and piercing her soul.

Nerniya: How could you DOOOOOO this to me you rotten ass pustule?!?!?

She slapped him across the face as hard as she could, and she didn't even break her wrist because she's not as wimpy as Bella!

Jacob: How dare you? I have to fillow my instinct and you stupid humans don't know anything about wolf-culture. Ignorant obtusers!

Renemse: We have to get away from here. I hope they don't notice I'm stealing their car.

Renesmee: Why are you trying to bite me?

Jacob: I can't help my instincts. I'm a wolf!

She played piano to calm down, while Jacob thought about how much he HAAATED Nerniya. Rennesme played "I'm With You" by Avril, because she was confused and wanted Jacon to know she wasn't angey with him.

Alice's brother was hating on a dude.

Jacob was realllly ripped.

IT WAS LIRANDA!

She had a secret meeting with an investigator.

Louise the Investigator: Yes I know a lot about the creatures of the night. They are controlled by the moon and stars so they can only be out when it's dark.

Liranda: Who are the creatures of the night? Are Edgar and his evil kids with them?

Louise: Yes but the most dangerous are the Vengefull Ghoasts. They know what you did. Remember...

Lorinda: You mean Legloflix and Kevil?

Louise: You have hurt many people, Liranda. Both living and now dead. Remember Garrett too.

Liranda: I need a crystall ball to see what Edgar and the Fatman are up to. And that evil wiman who says she's my MOM.

Louise: Only Dumbledoors can give you a xrystal ball. You need to find him. But he won't hilp you uf you continue to be evil like you are now.

Liranda: But Lousie, I'm not evil. I read in a book in the secret library that Edgar is 1000 years old and has claused chaos and destriction and must be stipped. He exterminated the T-Rex on his own and is really dangeruso.

Louise: But you must be a better pewson than that and not sink to his levle.

Then they noticed someone had poisoned the banana sandwiched. PS they didn't die.

HIS IDENTITY IS NOW KNOWN!!!

Liranda didn't see anything because she was playing Bethooven. DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN!

Renesmee: I don't want to go home. They all mad at me now.

Jacob: I don't want to go hime either. Then I have to listen to Jasper and Alice make out on the piano. I wish we could stay forever.

Reenesme: Now that I know you always love me I'm not so along anymore. One day we will be together.

Jacob: Maybe you can move in with us, because Esme and Carlisle adopt everyone.

Then they kissed for the first time. It was so special and unique, like the bond they shared that nobody could breaak. But poor Nernia who didn't do anything wrong.

Jacob told a girl from school to spread the rumors that Nernia was in love with Gargarny and Emmett. They are the ugliest boys at school.

Nerniya was really sad because everyone thought her standards were low and hit on her. Bit she only loved Jacob who she hated with all her heart.

Ryan: I'm gonna take a bath. You wanna watch?

Adana know she shouldn't. But she couldn't help it he was so hot. She stayed for five minutes.

Nerniya cried herself to sleep like Aylatani had done so many times.

A BoHo woman gave them a secret weapon because she wanted to help them fight evil.

Ryan baught a new car because he was a fan of Ashes 2 Ashes and wanted to be like Gene Hunt with a red car. Cindrana got sad because their old car was so old now that in a few years it would have become a Rolls Royce.

Jonathan: Are we going to see Jupiter when we fly to the past?

Alice: No, we are inside the time machine don't have windows.

Jonathan got real mad because nothing fun ever happened in his life.

Riana: I'm going to miss you when we go to the past.

William: But I will come with you!

Ryan hated himself. He had self image issued problems because he knew he could have been so cool. Now he requires mental health.

Don't give me ideas...

What? Do you know how to make Ryam snarter?

Not really. Never mind... >:)

Jonathan grew up so he was the same age as the twins. He wasn't a prep, they just had to find some clothes that fit so he wouldn't be naked like his Dad. Later he will be gothic.

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Welllll... That's all from the Starblooms for this week. Next up is an update on the Asylum. It will only be one, but I think it's fairly long. Then it's finally time to revisit the Magpies! :D

The Starblooms will return suddenly (probably after the Magpies), and in the mean time we have some outtakes.

An alternative shot from the conversation at HoSD.

Karis Duckling senses that drama is about to go down.

Apart from his eyes (which I'm tempted to make a bit smaller with plastic surgery), Jonathan got most of his features from Ryan, it looks like.

I like my "Bella" Sim. She's pulling a lot of fun expressions, contrary to her portrayal in the films. While she's not splendidly gorgeous, in keeping with Bella describing herself as "plain", she's got that "classmate" look to her when her expression is more neutral.