Save A Starbloom
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tigeranneHave you ever wanted to give a loving home to a Sim who has suffered unimaginable horrors and sadness? In that case, look no further.
Aylatani [eye-la-TAH-nee]
Family
0-10-0-10-5
Sometimes known as Bertha Hortence.
Aylatani used to be really prettiful, until her evil boss in the pop-music business forced her to have plastic surgery. Her doctors were corrupt, and took a bribe from Edgar to make her uglier than him. Then she had to change her name to Bertha Hortence, and her kids didn't recognize her. D:
In her youth, Aylatani ran away from her evil mega-hybrid parents, to live on a lonely lawn. Then Phil came with his axe, and said she had to marry him or else..! Aylatani's had a lot of other husbands, but they're tragically dead so she's married to Phil again.
Aylatani's dream is to discover how to travel in time, so she can have her old face back, and stop Edgar from making her family evil.
TigerAnne's Warning: This is an extracted version of Aylatani, with her features made permanent. She will make ugly children! If you want the pre-plastic Aylatani for breeding purposes, you'll need to download Laurelin.
Download Aylatani
Edgar [Ed-grrrr]
Pleasure
2-10-2-6-5
Edgar is an ugly man who hates Aylatani because she used to be beautiful, and he is ugly. He's got four ugly children, which he made by peeing on the toilet seat. Then a girl called Tallie sat on it and got pregnant. They are the evil Juniors, and with them he travels in time and space to be the first to invent the wheel so he can get copyrights and take over the world.
If Egdar hadn't been so mean, none of this suffering story would have happened. Everything is his fault! >:(
Download Edgar
Laurelin [LAW-re-lin]
Popularity
6-2-6-3-8
She's the past version of Aylatani, who hasn't met Phil or Edgar yet. Aylatani used her elf-powers to summon her while she was Bertha Hortence, and made her change her name to stop history from repeating. But since the present version of Aylatani/Bertha also exists, things can get very complicated. It's very important that Laurelin doesn't repeat Aylatani's mistakes, because then Edgar will take over the world. Possibly.
Laurelin is a very nice person, who loves an ugly man. :(
Download Laurelin
Zarinda [zuh-RIN-da]
Popularity
7-10-0-10-5
Zarinda was one of the first babies Aylatani popped out when she lived with Phil in a horrorble house. She has Phil's nose. Zarinda is full of HAET. Most of all she HATEEEEEEEES Aylatani, for making her have Legolas as a step-dad, because he was a cannibal. She used to make Liranda cry a lot.
Download Zarinda
Liranda [lie-RAN-da]
Romance
0-10-10-3-10
Zarinda's twin sister, who has always been very sad. She's become gothic because she has so much sorrow in her past, she couldn't take it anymore. Her true love is Elvin, who makes her life worth enduring.
When Liranda was little, Phil's grandmother made her sleep naked in a tub full of ice. Her dad's friend used to throw her into the walls. She has dark circles around her eyes from suffering so much. People think it's make-up. D:
She's grieving, because she thinks that Aylatani is really a person called Bertha Hortence, who murdered Aylatani and started wearing her clothes. So she hates her mother for killing herself, which she didn't, so actually Liranda really loves her mother, who she hates. It's complicated.
Liranda beats up all her parents a lot. In the beginning she had a crush on her first step-dad, Garrett. But he fell in love with Bertha Hortence, and betrayed Aylatani, so she hated him. Sometimes Liranda stays up all night, beating up her family.
Download Liranda
Maikana [my-KAH-nah]
Popularity
0-2-7-10-10
When Maikana was a baby, she fell and hit her head on the concrete cage her sisters had to sleep in. She got ozmosus and was allergic to oxygen, and had to wear a stupid mask and lots of tubes that got stuck in the school bus' exhaust-pipe. Maikana's not quite normal.
She's married to Simon, who's not quite normal, too. They like to do civil disobedience, and have sex in tents, and make out while screaming each other's names.
Maikana loves her daddy, and is very good at Brain Control. It's a pity she's evil.
Download Maikana
Adana [a-DAH-nuh]
Knowledge
7-10-10-3-5
Adana is a beautiful blonde prep, who's Aylatani's baby with Garrett. When Garrett melted in the sun outside a maximum security prison, she was really sad.
She accidentally took a pill that stopped her from growing when she was 14, so she's short. :'( But she's actually at least 20 years old!!! She plays computer games for her job, to practice how to carry out dangerous raids on the enemy, so she gets ankle cramps when she walks in stairs. :(
Adana loves Ethan, who lives in an asylum and only speaks Thesaurussian. But he's a passionate lover, who wants a little baby he can name Timmy. But Adana can't have baby because she looks 14 forever. That's okay, because Ethan gives her lots of presents.
Download Adana
Riana [rye-ANN-uh] or [ree-AH-nah]
Popularity
7-6-0-10-3
She is Adana's twin, who used to be a goth. Riana is a cop, and practices to become a super hero who has the power to travel in time. That's really important from the plot. She's also short like her twin.
Riana used to run away to The House of Silent Despair, to look for forever love, and she met William. Then her mom married Legolas, who was his adopted brother, so it was almost incest to date her uncle, but they were only adopted brothers so no inbreeding happened. But everyone hated Legolas, and he died, and William said that he would stop loving Riana unless she stopped loving her evil family who killed his brother. :'( But then she moved away with her mom and it was okay.
Once, when Riana was on the toilet and reading the news, her ghost-dad killed her step-father for the lolz. She lost her goth when she got a tan on the beach.
Download Riana
Brianna
Popularity
3-10-3-10-5
Zarinda and Brice has a very violent daughter. Her name is Brianna. When she was a kid, she got a hug from a psycho biker who was Phil's friend from the biker gang, and she became infected with the violence. Brianna is the only person who beats up more people than Liranda, and she doesn't even have a good reason.
Brianna has beaten up Aylatani, and Kevin, and Legolas. But not Garrett, so maybe Liranda has beaten up more people, but she has reason to be mad. Brianna is just psycho. She used to date Eyebrow Man, who loved her, but she cheated on him with her boyfriend Hayden.
Coming Soon
Tallulah [ta-LOU-lah]
Popularity
1-10-10-3-1
They only call her Tallie for short. She's the prettiest daughter to Liranda and Elvin, and she's unhappy in love forever. When she was a teenager in the House of Silent Despair, a good witch told her she had to suffer before she could ever be happy.
Edgar hated her from she was born, because she was so pretty that he had to puke when he saw her. Her family tried to protect her from him, but he visited their house and peed on all the toilet seats. Suddenly Tallie got pregglant, and had to have a Julius Caesar surgery to remove quadruplets. This was the ugly Juniors, who are the sadness in her life. :C
But the Juniors stole a car and ran over a police and had to go to boarding school. Then she met Falcon, who was a beautiful loner who loved her. They had twin babies, but can never show their love for each other until Edgar has been defeated.
One time Tallie was kidnapped by aliens she didn't believe in. Then she became evil because Edgar's evil blood infested her when she was pregnant with the Juniors. She's lost to the love left in the world.
Download Tallie
Miraluna [my-rah-LOU-nah]
Knowledge
6-3-7-9-10
She's Tallie's little sister. Her face is stupid and her parents are disappointed that she's not important to the plot, since their first kid is evil now.
Coming Soon
Ryan
Knowledge
1-10-7-3-5
He's Tallie's beautiful son with Falcon. When he was little he was very smart, and he was going to be a crime fighter and the new hero of the story. But he's stupid now, and eats from rubbish bins because he doesn't find the fridge. -UwU-
One time Ryan was on a bike, and he exploded and got seven feet of stitches. All the suffering should have made him really badass, because that's what happens in other people's stories! But he became a lame dad instead. His kids are so embarrassed.
Download Ryan
Aylatani [eye-la-TAH-nee]
Family
0-10-0-10-5
Sometimes known as Bertha Hortence.
Aylatani used to be really prettiful, until her evil boss in the pop-music business forced her to have plastic surgery. Her doctors were corrupt, and took a bribe from Edgar to make her uglier than him. Then she had to change her name to Bertha Hortence, and her kids didn't recognize her. D:
In her youth, Aylatani ran away from her evil mega-hybrid parents, to live on a lonely lawn. Then Phil came with his axe, and said she had to marry him or else..! Aylatani's had a lot of other husbands, but they're tragically dead so she's married to Phil again.
Aylatani's dream is to discover how to travel in time, so she can have her old face back, and stop Edgar from making her family evil.
TigerAnne's Warning: This is an extracted version of Aylatani, with her features made permanent. She will make ugly children! If you want the pre-plastic Aylatani for breeding purposes, you'll need to download Laurelin.
Download Aylatani
Edgar [Ed-grrrr]
Pleasure
2-10-2-6-5
Edgar is an ugly man who hates Aylatani because she used to be beautiful, and he is ugly. He's got four ugly children, which he made by peeing on the toilet seat. Then a girl called Tallie sat on it and got pregnant. They are the evil Juniors, and with them he travels in time and space to be the first to invent the wheel so he can get copyrights and take over the world.
If Egdar hadn't been so mean, none of this suffering story would have happened. Everything is his fault! >:(
Download Edgar
Laurelin [LAW-re-lin]
Popularity
6-2-6-3-8
She's the past version of Aylatani, who hasn't met Phil or Edgar yet. Aylatani used her elf-powers to summon her while she was Bertha Hortence, and made her change her name to stop history from repeating. But since the present version of Aylatani/Bertha also exists, things can get very complicated. It's very important that Laurelin doesn't repeat Aylatani's mistakes, because then Edgar will take over the world. Possibly.
Laurelin is a very nice person, who loves an ugly man. :(
Download Laurelin
Zarinda [zuh-RIN-da]
Popularity
7-10-0-10-5
Zarinda was one of the first babies Aylatani popped out when she lived with Phil in a horrorble house. She has Phil's nose. Zarinda is full of HAET. Most of all she HATEEEEEEEES Aylatani, for making her have Legolas as a step-dad, because he was a cannibal. She used to make Liranda cry a lot.
Download Zarinda
Liranda [lie-RAN-da]
Romance
0-10-10-3-10
Zarinda's twin sister, who has always been very sad. She's become gothic because she has so much sorrow in her past, she couldn't take it anymore. Her true love is Elvin, who makes her life worth enduring.
When Liranda was little, Phil's grandmother made her sleep naked in a tub full of ice. Her dad's friend used to throw her into the walls. She has dark circles around her eyes from suffering so much. People think it's make-up. D:
She's grieving, because she thinks that Aylatani is really a person called Bertha Hortence, who murdered Aylatani and started wearing her clothes. So she hates her mother for killing herself, which she didn't, so actually Liranda really loves her mother, who she hates. It's complicated.
Liranda beats up all her parents a lot. In the beginning she had a crush on her first step-dad, Garrett. But he fell in love with Bertha Hortence, and betrayed Aylatani, so she hated him. Sometimes Liranda stays up all night, beating up her family.
Download Liranda
Maikana [my-KAH-nah]
Popularity
0-2-7-10-10
When Maikana was a baby, she fell and hit her head on the concrete cage her sisters had to sleep in. She got ozmosus and was allergic to oxygen, and had to wear a stupid mask and lots of tubes that got stuck in the school bus' exhaust-pipe. Maikana's not quite normal.
She's married to Simon, who's not quite normal, too. They like to do civil disobedience, and have sex in tents, and make out while screaming each other's names.
Maikana loves her daddy, and is very good at Brain Control. It's a pity she's evil.
Download Maikana
Adana [a-DAH-nuh]
Knowledge
7-10-10-3-5
Adana is a beautiful blonde prep, who's Aylatani's baby with Garrett. When Garrett melted in the sun outside a maximum security prison, she was really sad.
She accidentally took a pill that stopped her from growing when she was 14, so she's short. :'( But she's actually at least 20 years old!!! She plays computer games for her job, to practice how to carry out dangerous raids on the enemy, so she gets ankle cramps when she walks in stairs. :(
Adana loves Ethan, who lives in an asylum and only speaks Thesaurussian. But he's a passionate lover, who wants a little baby he can name Timmy. But Adana can't have baby because she looks 14 forever. That's okay, because Ethan gives her lots of presents.
Download Adana
Riana [rye-ANN-uh] or [ree-AH-nah]
Popularity
7-6-0-10-3
She is Adana's twin, who used to be a goth. Riana is a cop, and practices to become a super hero who has the power to travel in time. That's really important from the plot. She's also short like her twin.
Riana used to run away to The House of Silent Despair, to look for forever love, and she met William. Then her mom married Legolas, who was his adopted brother, so it was almost incest to date her uncle, but they were only adopted brothers so no inbreeding happened. But everyone hated Legolas, and he died, and William said that he would stop loving Riana unless she stopped loving her evil family who killed his brother. :'( But then she moved away with her mom and it was okay.
Once, when Riana was on the toilet and reading the news, her ghost-dad killed her step-father for the lolz. She lost her goth when she got a tan on the beach.
Download Riana
Brianna
Popularity
3-10-3-10-5
Zarinda and Brice has a very violent daughter. Her name is Brianna. When she was a kid, she got a hug from a psycho biker who was Phil's friend from the biker gang, and she became infected with the violence. Brianna is the only person who beats up more people than Liranda, and she doesn't even have a good reason.
Brianna has beaten up Aylatani, and Kevin, and Legolas. But not Garrett, so maybe Liranda has beaten up more people, but she has reason to be mad. Brianna is just psycho. She used to date Eyebrow Man, who loved her, but she cheated on him with her boyfriend Hayden.
Coming Soon
Tallulah [ta-LOU-lah]
Popularity
1-10-10-3-1
They only call her Tallie for short. She's the prettiest daughter to Liranda and Elvin, and she's unhappy in love forever. When she was a teenager in the House of Silent Despair, a good witch told her she had to suffer before she could ever be happy.
Edgar hated her from she was born, because she was so pretty that he had to puke when he saw her. Her family tried to protect her from him, but he visited their house and peed on all the toilet seats. Suddenly Tallie got pregglant, and had to have a Julius Caesar surgery to remove quadruplets. This was the ugly Juniors, who are the sadness in her life. :C
But the Juniors stole a car and ran over a police and had to go to boarding school. Then she met Falcon, who was a beautiful loner who loved her. They had twin babies, but can never show their love for each other until Edgar has been defeated.
One time Tallie was kidnapped by aliens she didn't believe in. Then she became evil because Edgar's evil blood infested her when she was pregnant with the Juniors. She's lost to the love left in the world.
Download Tallie
Miraluna [my-rah-LOU-nah]
Knowledge
6-3-7-9-10
She's Tallie's little sister. Her face is stupid and her parents are disappointed that she's not important to the plot, since their first kid is evil now.
Coming Soon
Ryan
Knowledge
1-10-7-3-5
He's Tallie's beautiful son with Falcon. When he was little he was very smart, and he was going to be a crime fighter and the new hero of the story. But he's stupid now, and eats from rubbish bins because he doesn't find the fridge. -UwU-
One time Ryan was on a bike, and he exploded and got seven feet of stitches. All the suffering should have made him really badass, because that's what happens in other people's stories! But he became a lame dad instead. His kids are so embarrassed.
Download Ryan
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Date: 2016-03-07 05:59 am (UTC)