The Magpie Prettacy - Generation 4.7!

[tigeranne]

Hiiiiyaaa! This is MEEEE, Narrator. TigerAnne's at this Christmas dinner thing with her work, so I thought I would post this update for her, so we can get on to MY stories!!!

I'll try to spell good, but I'm watching Orphan Black on Netflix while I'm writing, so it's a bit hard to see the keyboard all the tome.




This is just Weedy's BF coming sneaking by. He's hunting criminals, so he's probably gotta be careful so the criminals don't hear him coming, since he doesn't have camo on.


Orca Junior is friends with Liranda. He must be evil!


It's kinda nice that someone really ugly and OLD like Weedy can have a BF, because then there's hope for me as well. Except this is just story. :( Forever alone. I HATE YOU, LOGAN!!! HOW COULD YOU DUMP ME??


Helena and Orca Jr were talking trash about Ryan. :'( It's not his fault that he is like he is! And he's in hospital for it, anyway. He's trying to get smarter.


CopMan was a fraid to huff and puff too much, because Weedy would bite him if she thought he thought she was too heavy.


In the middle of the garden in the middle of the night Ferrett had a birthday. Jennifer was studying her nails.


"Take a picture, it will last longer."

Ferrett: I hope all my zits go away!

My Sims never have zits as teens. :D


Then everyone forgot to look at Fennek while she was clossoming unto a woman. Except Liranda. Why is she there? Oh noooo. :( And Salamandra was there twoo. This is baaaad.


Liranda gave Ferrett a really ugly pair of pants as a birthday gift. The sweater's kinda cool. I'd have worn it, but it would look better on me.


She was happy to grow up.


Pail Jennifer didn't like the three-year-old birthday cake with globs and globs of cheap frosting. She did the right thing and baked a butter one. :) I wish I had a Sim who could cook like Hennifer, but not really because she makes everyone fat. Then they get sad. :(


Ferrett didn't like the party much, she sleep now.


Jennifer's cake made Flora fatter. I hope she won't get stuck in the small caves she's going to be exploring tomorrow. D:


Flora: I hope I'm not going to get stick in the tiny cave I'm excavating tomorrow, "said Flora."


Gus works in a newspaper or something, and now he's been promoted to the guy who makes up the sensational headlines.


The CIA has come to visit. Maybe Greg has been doing fraud.


Flora got a promotion because she can figure out the right settings on multi-regional DVD players. She's awesomely smart.


Captain Hero has a special power when he plays the piano he can channel the powers of Love and Truth. He would marry the piano if he lived in Sweden. I'm not racist or anything.


Franzie did an art experiment. She painted through a hole in the door, so she couldn't see her picture with her eyes. Then the picture would be only of what was in her heart.

In her heart was a lot of squareness. :( Or rectangleness. Is that bad too?


Edith wrote a story about her sad life. There is no lie here.


Rowland things it's hot when Helena does the ballet almost with no clothes on.


Weedy likes to fish, because since she's part of a whale she needs seafood for her brain.


Now Ferrett suddenly had long hair, because it was a few years later.


Lori: Nice to meet you, I believe you must be my mother.

Jennifer: I think you look like one of my kids who aren't dead because I play favorites.

Siriously. If Loria was evil or something,like Liranda etc., I would understand why Jennifer never saw her. But she's not evil because she's saved all of her children almost, and Jennifer left hers to die.


Remember Tallie's first love? This is him! Ferrett liked him a LOT!


Wesley told her about when they had soup in the House of Silent Despair, and Uncle Adolf stole all Peter OctoPa's cigs.


Ferrett: Five people are pulled into soda machines and disappears every year.


Then the played with a ball, because Wesley had never learnt how to have the funs.


But playing red hands was too much fun for him, and he got scared. :(

Wesley: Once. My Dad let me feed the invisible fishes in our living room, and it was really exiting. I couldn't handle it. Suddenly everything went black, and I woke up righ before I had to go to school.

Ferrett: I celebrated my birthday alone in the elevator once, because I wasn't suppose to be the Chonsen One.


Ferrett: You could have had Adana as your Mom, LOL!

Wesley: But she's 14 forever so she can't baby.

Actually she can, because she was 19 when she stopped growing up. But I say she's 14 so kids who read this story can identify better with her, because they need a good role model. You mustn't be like T'abamika, because she's a messed up teenager with lots of problems. But Adana is smart and plays chess.


Weedy won a fish contest. It was third price, which is bronxe like Edward's beautiful hair! <3


Wesley: I'm smartest at my school. I graduated, but nobody has smartered than me yet.


He was shocked when Fenrett said she had gone to Superior Prep Shclol. That's were Iris goes to school, with the pervy Headmaster. He didn't want his kids to go there, ever.


He really had to pee, so he hugged Ferrett and went bye.


LOL, you can't! You're stuck with all the crazies! But she still loves Jonathan as a friend, and doesn't want him to die.


Orca's that guy at the horse races who fire the gun.


Flora was studying science to become a brave exploder, but Greg and her cousin Orca were studying evil business plans and recipes of poison.


Orca thinks Nora the Elfmaiden is ugly, because he's attracted only to his other species. He has problems getting dates.


But Greg thinks she was hot. He wants a beautiful wife like an evil businessman.


Ferrett's mother Abbie hates Orca. She will be happy when he runs away to live with Edgar and the Juniors in their time machine. Because he's also a Junior. (To his mother. Edgar didn't make him.)


Now they are Worst Enemies Forever. They will hate each other through time and space.


Orca was sad, because humans have kept his uncle in a tub to perform tricks.


Oh no it's Brianna! She was teaching him how to fight and be violent, because she's got mych experience with that.


Flora hatred seeing her Mom being hurt, because she has a pure heart. But Brianna thrives on violence and brutality.


Flora: Brainna, I can't bear to look!

But Brianna was just showting "more blood."


And Orca defeated the old leader of the pack, so now he had to leave the family. Isn't that how it works. Like, you have to win a fight if you want to leave a cult, or something? Anywho, he's starting his own.


Abbie wanted to help him pack his bags fast. She couldn't wait.


He kissed goodbye to Jennifer, because he admired her strength in killing her weakest children, like she admired his leader skills.


Edit was writing her new book about her sadness.


Her life has been like a violent football game with atom bombs and evil octopi trying to drink her blood. Most people don't know that octopi drink your blood if they catch you. :( They trap you with their sticky tentacles, and then they BITE. This has been a PSA.


Orca didn't like horses, so now he's got another job.


He's on Muppet Show.


Poor Wesley is very depressed. :( He's almost as sad as Tallie have been before she's become evil. (5shadowing.)


Wesley had tramautic memories from the camp, so Ferrett took him back there to put better remembers in his head.


They fell in love. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3


Ferrett's a good role model too, because she's kinda ugly but she always gets the hot guys. So don't be afraid to flirt up someone who's hot, because maybe they don't care how people look. Even if you do, and flirt with them only because they're hot. If that's the case, then they deserve better than you, because you're shallow.

Now I lost the plot. What was happening again?


Grace Duckling: Hi Wesley. Are you doing the funs, finally? :D

She belongs to alittlestrange, who's TigerAnne's crime-partner in messing with Sim DNA.


Ferrett: It's really sad that your aunt died, because she was only 24 when she turned 80.


Wesley: I like having a friend again, for the first time since Edgar eviluted Tallie. But I'm over her, because it was so long ago that you have dated her grandson in the mean time. And I'm glad I'm not Ryan's father, or Gargarney's.


Love makes the pink hearts!


In the bathroom was aggro and dominance.


I think even if the computer can handle that, TigerAnne's sanity can't.


Note says this is Wesley's personality. He's fishes.


Tealdear: Flora needs info so she has to ask either someone who's probably totally corrupt, or a wise old Gypsy with a magic chrystal ball that knows everything.


It was probably Liranda's fault! >:(


Meanwhile, Ferrett had decided she loved Wesley, and could save him from his worst fate.


Cupid shot her with an arrow, and she engaged to him with love. :D


It was tje first time they were really happiness.


Then got married while family watching from safe distance across the lake.


Only half a family bothered to come.


Now they're lovefully wedded wifes and husbands.


That made every in the family happy, even Orca.


Forla: Congratulations on going to have many babies, while I'm out having adventure!

But racing babies can be very adventurous too.


Leicester is responsible for digging the sea deeper, so whales don't get stuck.


Asterix is actually a guy from Shakespeare, and he needed to fix a film.


He messed up the movie and made it better. Shakespeare is pretty boring, so anything is better.


So now he makes films about his crazy family. Maybe they can get as famous as Duck Dynasty, which my Dad likes.


Rowland found a weird lamp in the kirchen.


It had glowing essences in side.


They formed a purple man with a pink dustcloud for legs, and an hat from India on head.


Purple dust cloud man: What do you want?

Rowland: Are you a Jeannie? Can you grant me wishes?

Purple man with hat from India: Yes I can.


Rowland started dancing a secret dance from ancient scrolls of power.


Suddenly his hair all straightened out and he grew a crop-shirt and short pants.


He had aged backwards a hole lot. Then he went to the mirror to dye his hair back to before.


Now he was as young as his wife, so he had swagger.


Then he started to impressing everyone by using the Universe machine on high speed.


He downloaded a lot of wisdom from eternal truths out there.


Ferrett was DJing, while his wife and step-kid were partying.


Asterix was angry that someone else had moved into the house. He wants to make bebies with his wife, but isn't aloud to.


They consumpted their marridge and slept spoony all night.


Greg started working for the Departement of Agriculture, he's selling fields.


Then they forgot the door, so Greg used their bed because he's an usurping opportunist. Edgar could use him on his team.


Flora doesn't care of money, becase she has a lot of it.


But she likes to play poker because it bonds her to her beloved.


The family decided that one of the family had to get old, because the life of Trolls is very hard and they're not sensitive like that. (But still better than Weasley's family, LMAO!)


It was Molly who had to get old. She was the Minister of Education. Maybe Aylatani can get her job later.


Molly went really senile and started dressing like the mean girls at school.


She thought it was soooo cool.


Abbie thought that Rowland was really hot now that he had stopped being so old. TigerAnne says she'll newter them all.


Edithor: Congratulations that you had a good date. I've never had a date. Not that you care, of coarse.


Lester went exploring. He found an old lady.

Old Lady: Why does everyone think I'm the grandmother of someone named "Phil?"

Lexter didn't know, because he wasn't born when Phil was an axe-murderer.


Molly's BF ate like a pig. Lester was discussed.


He doesn't know about her Alzheimer. I think they'll break up.


Duckman was rollerskating outside with Sobbing Lady.


Suddenly... Jonathan came sneaking by. He was trying to hide his face for shame that he looked just like his Dad in the funny farm.


Duckman started talking to him that he didn't need to be ashamed, because he was nothing like Ryan, and could choose to be only himselfe like everyone wished for him.


And if that didn't work, he could move away to Australia.


Lestexter started practicing walking on floating logs, which he would need when he explored in the Amazone, because some of the logs are really crocodiles and you can only tell by stepping on them really hard.


Crocodiles don't like being stepped on, because their uncle became shoes.


The ginge woman was so ugly Lexeter had to puke.


He told her about how much he missed being a mysterious creature of the night, but he had to stop because of Greg.


He discovered his soul-twin in the kitchen. They had the same shirt, so they were thinking similar to each other.


She was incontinent. :(


So she didn't want to go to Lock Ness with him yet.

And TigerAnne says that he went home, and that the game crashed two seconds after the lot loaded. But yay he likes a woman, something. It was a really weird place to stop a story, but there will be other chapters!

And now... LIRANDAAAAA! :D (I love her even if she's evil.)

Comments

[alittlestrange.livejournal.com]

Hi, Narrator! It should be interesting to see you take on the Magpies!

Logan obviously just doesn't understand pure awesomeness when he sees it!

Eww, Liranda, where did you get those pants?

Rowland things it's hot when Helena does the ballet almost with no clothes on.

The things couples do to amuse each other.

Ferrett looks nice with that hair! And I think Wesley will be a good choice for her.

Flora was studying science to become a brave exploder

It's too bad Ryan couldn't have been a brave exploder, too. Instead he was a lame one. But at least he's getting help now.

They will hate each other through time and space.

Wow, that's some hate! Clearly Brianna's presence had something to do with it!

Abbie wanted to help him pack his bags fast.

Maybe sprinkle a little itching powder in his underwear while she was at it?

She belongs to alittlestrange, who's TigerAnne's crime-partner in messing with Sim DNA.

We do it so that all Sims, pretty or ugly, will one day be treated equally.

How does anybody get the chance to have 27 Sims to move in? The largest number I've had is eight.

The screenie of Wesley's personality explains why he doesn't know how to fun.

Congrats to Rowland for getting back his youthful swagger! I love the beard.

Duckman is a good name. I think Sobbing Lady would also like to be a warewolf.

We all love Liranda even though she's evil. She might get an alternate life with my Sim Ian Scheiler. Do you think she should be her blonde self before she was evil, or should she have long ghothic hair? Either way, she'll have the cool makeup (or the dark circles from her life being so tragic and evil).

[tigerannesims2.livejournal.com]

This is Narrator. TigerAnne's really mad, and says I'll pay for this by spending all weekend tidying and cleaning her house. :(

Logan is so dumb! And I even went and named a Sim baby after him, but that's spoilerz.

Liranda found the pink pants in a drawer at home. They were new because no one wanted to wear them ever. She thinks that everyone whose not Ghots are prepz, and love pink. :(

Ryan was very brave about exploding. But years later the trauma scrambled his brain, and by then he was already a Dad and role model. Cindie always knew it would happen and she has loved him all the time anyway. :( I hope Doktor G can make him sane.

Brianna is so violent that her toxic presenze starts wars on other planets. D:

How does anybody get the chance to have 27 Sims to move in? The largest number I've had is eight.

Because TigerAnne has accidentally the neighbourhood?

We can make Sobbing Lady a wherewolf with the rest of the farmily! :D

You can make Liranda the way you want her, evil or not. She became evil before she was goath, so she can be an evil blonde two. But her natural hair is blonde, so if you want her to be like she really is you nead to make her a blonde first and then dye her hair. Unless maybe you want her children to have gothic black hair, though.

Cool that you liked my update. TigerAnne didn't. :(

[alittlestrange.livejournal.com]

Well, Ian likes blondes who wear makeup, so Liranda will probably keep her natural hair. Maybe she'll even be a nice goth in her new neighborhood. :D

[simlili.livejournal.com]

Hiya, Narrator! You did really well with this update but maybe you shouldn't take that kind of initiatives, I'm sure you wouldn't like it if TigerAnne messed with your beautiful and tragestic story while you weren't paying attention, you know?

And you had to witness that horroble outfit poor Molly aged into, you of all people, who have such exquisite taste and always dress your characters pretty and sexy.

(And don't tell TigerAnne but trololol her chosen One wanted to move out, talk about Epic Fail XD )

[tigerannesims2.livejournal.com]

I don't really blame Ferrett for not wanting to head this dysfunctional beehive...