The Nightinwolf Chronicles - Chapter One!
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tigeranne
Hiii, this is Narrator! Did you ever wonder what has happened to Liranda, Tallie and Maikana while Aylatani has tried to raise a happy family by the sea? They are now the Nightinwolf Clan, and have dangerous missions of their own!
This happened right after the fateful night when Aylatani ran away to live on the beach with Phil and her nicest descendants, in 4.1. It will be evilly written, because it's from Tallie and Liranda's POW.
FLASHBACK~FLASHBACK~FLASHBACK~FLASHBACK~FLASHBACK~FLASHBACK~FLASHBACK
Zarinda: LMAO Bertha Hoertence has moved out! I hope Dad cones back after he murders her, and takes the kids with him.
Miraluna: Yay she's gone!
Starling: Now there will be less fighting and armory here, but she took my brother away. :(
Tallulah: Oh, Falcon... <3 I'm so glad Bertha Hortence is gone, but I miss my son so much! He's very brave but has suffered so much this will be hard for him. Please comfort me all night!
Tallie: I'm so pissed off that she kidnapped my kid! He was supposed to live here and continue our awesome family line! She made Adana and Riana come along too, but they will call us. But Iris and Ben will be brainwashed and never allowed to talk to us again. WE WERE FARMERLY!
Tallie: I hope she marries EDGAR after she kills Phil, because they DESSERVE each other!!!
Falcon: OUCH! COUGH! HACK!
Tallie: Oh gosh I'm so sorry, baby!!! I didn't mean to punch you but I get so aggressive when I think of Bertha Hortence and all the harm she does to my beloved ones!
Tallie: But I'm gonna make a sinister PLAN that will smithereen her and her evil powers!
Falcon: U are so hot when you're dangermous!
Tallie: Baby, let's start over! I want us to have babies again, who we can raise without the evil empire telling them what to think.
She was so pretty in her pink underwear that he couldn't resist, even if he know it was a precarious idea.
Liranda likes bad boys, so she wants to kiss Orca.
Lilo got her own room in the house now. She has lots of photos of sad children, because she likes studing all human emtions. She's better equipped to deal with feeling any of them.
Suddenly Salamandra was there, as usual. She was wearing a fugly pinstripped dress with a medal for winning best in show at a horse fair. AND SHE DIDN'T BRING A HORSE!
Octoma'm: You're such a nasty toxic person, for throwing Aylaani and her children out to suffer in little grubby tents on that despondent beacj!
Tallie: Aykatani is DED and BERTHA HORTENZE left of her own free Willy!
Tallie went to her new room, where she had moved in with Liranda who owned the gothic house now. She started reading a long green book of propheties, and there was a chapter about how Falcon could move in now, because Edgar would only think of how to do in Bertha Hortence.
Tallie: Folcan I'm pregglant! :D Its gone be twins again. You can come over and be their real daddy for reel! :D
Brice was really happy because he became a Rock god. So he's like a stone idol statue that a lot of pagans sit in a circle and worship, or something. He's ego's gonna need it's own trailer now.
TigerAnne says I need to post these for evidenzence. Okay I think Brice is still a musicial or something. So it's Rock and Roll and not geology he's the idol of.
Brice: I'm so hot and all the girls want me, and I only want to be a normal guy!
HE'S LYING!
Tallie was looking forward to raising a new litter. She married Falcon and he moved happily in. So he's actually been living there all this timee and only LIED to Aylatani and them about not seeing Tallie. But he had his reasons.
They had two twin boys, called Kevin and Logan.
YEAH OKAY THIS WAS WHILE I STILL LOVED LOGAN OKAY???!!?! I was really in love and named one of the beautiful babies after him. :'( Dunno about "Kevin", it was TigerAnne's idea. But it means "handsome" and he will be because he's got such beautiful parents.
Logan became horrible and weird! D: I should have scene the writing on the wall. :(
Kevin was a very cute baby, who looked a lot like his older brother had done years ago.
It was the first time Falcon was a Daddy in a happy family. :) When Starling and Ryan were children he had to hide and only spy on them from a distance while he sobbed silently inside. That's Logan he's holding. They loved him even if he was a misshapen baby, because he was made from parts of their own selves.
Compared to the evil Juniors, who were Tallie's first awful experience with kids, he was awesome anyway.
Falcon loved taking care of his children, and teaching them about life and how to do stuff big kids do.
Falcon: Our kids are the first happy children in the family. That's more than Bertha Hortence can say. She makes hers sleep in tent, and our grandcholdren in cages in a shed.
Tallie: Adana called and said that Ryan had twin girls, but they look nothing like him. And they live unhappily in a shed! D:
Falcon: I will go and check on them tomorrow, and tell everyone that I broke up with you because your evil, and then they won't be superspiceous.
Adana: It's proper horreble. We all have to sleep in the livingroom, and Ryan's starting to get kind of weird. But he's my best friend and I'll always love him still.
Kevin was a normal kid, and everyone was happy for him.
It's very important for the bond between parents and chilren that the parents help with homework when it gets hard.
Kevin liked playing music. It made his soul so happy. :D He could play all night like a very young rebel. But he did it at home.
Logan was going around in the neighbourhood, scavenging food from pet dishes. :( Tallie got at least one call to come and pick him up and FEED him every day. But at least he wasn't in prison yet.
Tallie: You will be my best kids, because I can give you a happy childhood now. When Bertha Hortence lived her it was all discontended.
Kevin cried all night after they let him watch The Animals of Farthingwood. Tallie saw that it was lots of animals, and an owl and in England and stuff, so she thought it was Winnie the Pooh!??!?!
Don't let babies watch The Animals of Farthingwood. It will break their hearts. :'(
Now he knows sadness. But maybe it's better he learned it from a cartoon about cute animals dying in lots of horrible ways, than from having his innards escaping from his body in a sickening splat.
Falcon was trying to feel closer to Ryan, and to come to terms with his painful tragedy and not being able to be there for him. So he used the bike that almost murdered his son. This is a very dark and dolorous episode. :(
Starling: I refuse to believe that my twin brother is crazy.
She looked at Kevin and saw the past, the way it had been meant to be.
One day a mysterious boy came home from school with Miraluna. He looked kinda familiar, and said he was a time-traveller. For some reason he wanted to study their family for a future homework about family life in the future's past.
Miraluna thought the strange guy from the funiture was very cute. She's not used to boys, because she goes to the same school as Iris and the Headmaster has forbidden her from dating, because it can make her feel that he's less sexy (the Headmaster) than the boys she dates. It will be detrimential to her artwork depicting his anatomical form.
Why aint he in prison yet? (The Headmaster.)
Jonathain TimeTraveller: Om nom, we don't have food like this in the future.
Alice is learning to cook, over in his time, so they eat a lot of oatmeal. x) Very healthy and nutricious.
Kevin was attacked by bees, because he tried to fly in a balloon like Pooh does. He had to take a cold bath, and one of the bees wouldn't go home. He's got a very adventurous childhood.
He wants to have a pixie for a pet, so he can fly for real like Peter Pat.
Starling was bonding with her new family when her parents were out on their dangerous jobs. Tallie is a spy, and what Falcon does is TOP SECREY.
Look, he's a cute baby. :D
Logan would probably grow better, so they didn't worry too much about him.
Brianna babysat sometimes. She like Logan best, because he was the weird kid like she had been, when she was twins with Tallie. But really they're just cousins. Zarinda is her Mom, who was also the weird kid.
Brianna wondered what her children would look like if she reproduced with Hayden instead of Eyebrow Man. But she doesn't really want kids yet.
Some days Logan was kinda cute.
Falcon: I have to look after my Grandchildren, because they're being brough up with lies. And my son isn't the boy he once was anymore. I wish I knew what happened to him in that wretched sandpile he's been living in.
This is from the same time when Phil became a scienteist, and Ryan started perving on Adana. Remember that Liranda came to spy, and Adana read in the paper about Diaper Man?
The boys got Starling's old room, because she got Riana's old room, from when she was gothic. They had to take turns sleeping in the girly bed, to learn how to touch their feminate selfs.
Tallie: I don't think you'll grow up soon, Miraluna, because you probably have the same problem as Iris that she starts puberty all over again.
Miraluna: At least the Headmaster leaves us alone until our boobs grow back out. :-/
Starling felt properly adult now, and grew out of her darkness. It was time to be happy, even if she had lost her twin.
Starling: I'm ready to find someone to be my other half. Can you find someone not ugly, please?
Esmeralda: Let me see... ugly... married... ugly... has crabs... ugly... hairy bum... ugly... Oh, here is one!
Starling: This is the repair Dude. Uhhh, no offense but he's kind of an old man. Haven't you got anything more modern?
Esmeralda: Then I have to search in my Inner Eye. OOOOMMMMMMMMMMMHHHH...
Esmeralda: This is The Old Man. He used to work for Bertha Hortence.
Starling: But I didn't want old! D:
Esmeralda: Yeah, no. But he IS your soil mate, so take it or leave it.
Hogan was wearing a lot of Love Posion, so Starling was tricked into deceiving her own eyes. But deep in her heart she knew he was an evil old man.
She went to hide in her room and listen to Alanis, while the Repair Dude came sneeking back to give her a bag of dog poo in memory of how he felt about their date.
Liranda doesn't usually play football, because she wears a ballgown, but she was practicing throwing things really hard so she could go on a secret mission.
This is Kevin when he was 10.
He liked to swim in the pool all day, and think of his family who were kidnapped by the seaside.
Logan was testing out his camo. He really wanted to be old enough to go on a quest.
Future Ryan once came back to see how the past had happened. I don't know if he was crazy or sane, because this future hasn't happened to him yet. He took lots of photos of his family who he thought were held hostage by Liranda, and went away. The family didn't recognize him with the beard and being fat.
Logan saw him go away in a time machine, but he had watched so much Doctor Who that he thought it was normal behaviour.
Lilo hated school, because Mrs. Swiller always picked on her for being green and called her a toad and a salad.
Brice was used to being a role model, so he tried to be one in his own family too, and read Harry Potter before the twins fell asleep.
Miraluna had nightmares about Bertha Hortence.
The boys learned about zoology from watching the big fishtank upstairs. They still call the eel Phil, but now it's in loving memory.
Kevin: Is it true I'm named after a dude who was married to Bertha Hortence, who was killed by a ghost in the bathroom upstairs?
Kiranda: LOL that was so win! But you're called Kevin because it means you're a beautiful child.
Logan felt sad.
Kevin: My science teacher told me where we can buy a crystal ball for the future.
Liranda: Then we have a business plan.
She likes to include the children in the grown up stuff, so they feel included.
The boys dress like identical twins, but they're too old for yellow now.
Lilo was depressed about all the extra homework Mrs. Swiller made her do. She had to write an essay about chlorophyl and perform photosynthesis as an assignment report.
Logan: Maybe we could put an angry skunk in Mrs. Swiller's desk.
Kevin: That's not legal. Animals are allergic to her.
I wish Lilo could be a little girl forever, but she's going to be soooo pretty as a teenager.
She looks blue because the camera is in the fish tank, LOL!
Starling homeschooled the kids some days, so they didn't have to get so depressed.
It's very important to have a good relationship with your parents and children, even if that's not cool in modern society. If your so-called friends don't want to be your friend because you don't hate your family, then they're not really your friends and you need some new ones.
My Mom said that when Logan's new GF said I was a spoiled brat who never has been locked in the chicken coop over night, or had to push the car home from Walmart because Dad forgot to fill gas, and that nobody should talk to me at school because I don't know reality.
Lilo liked to play a game that taught her about her heritage and culture. You can learn a lot from playing educational and creativity-building games instead of violent shooty ones.
It's very important not to fight around the breakfast table.
And if you go swimming in a pool in winter, be sure to bring a bathrobe and a hat to cover yourself in when you come out of the water. Logan didn't. He got the flu, and had to eat a soup nobody really knows what's in.
Falcon taught his children a healthy outdoors lifestyle. If you only dress warmly, you can be outside even if it's cold. It's really good for you to be used to different temperatures.
Logan was very strong for his size, and could throuw the ball really far. It would be useful if they had to throw rocks at dinosaurs when they travelled to other times.
Tallie was very greatful that she could kiss her husband whenever she wanted to, and not wait 7 years.
Brice is the world's biggest sex--symbole, so he had to stop having a beer belly. BTW they put new wallpaper up, because Bertha Hortence moved out and they hated all the pink.
Pink is better in small amounts with lots of greens, kinda like pizza. Do you like their new deco? I've learned to use OMSPs!!! :D
Random stupid moron who fell in the door: Wow that kid is sooOOooo green! Is she a buttbaby?
Liranda: She is one of our children, and we're really proud of her.
Kevin studied the stars out in the cold winter sky in the cold winter night. He felt a connection to a world beyond time and memmory. The kids in this family have always been wize beyond their years.
Starling: Diaper Man doesn't recognize Grandma because he thinks she's still a blonde, LOL!
Simon was jealous that Brice, who was adopted with him from their bad family home, was really coool and popular and he wasn't.
Zinfandla: You don't have to go to school today, Lilo. We're going to have a secret meeting about our scary plan. Maikana wrote it, so it's gonna be good.
Lilo loved it when it was cold, because it felt like her home in space.
Logan helped her look for UFOs they could hitch a ride with and meet her unknown mother.
Maikana: So the plan is that we're going to start a sinister cult! Simon and me will be the leaders, and you can help us recruit followers. With so many weird psychos around, there's bound to be someone who can build a time machine and help us beat Edgar to the wheel. Simon has slept in the snow to look more like an alien, he's very dedicated to our cause.
The first guy wasn't interested, even if Logan performed tricks, because he didn't like the color of their wall. If Bertha Hortence had gotten her way, the house would have been shocking pink on the outside as well, like BARBIE's, and then he would have had reason to complain.
Logan didn't feel disappointed, because nobody gains followers on the first day, so he took it as practice.
Kevin was very different from Ryan, even if he looked a bit like him. He could feed himself, and even knew that he needed milk to grow strong bones for strong muscles to hang on.
Maikana and Zarinda took over the main house. They threw out the horrible pink kitschen, and made a disco rave bar to attract customers. Miraluna learned how to mix drinks, because bartending makes you sexy, and all teenagers want that. Especially the ones that are really 21 but have been made back to 13.
Maikana had to sample the groceries, to make sure they were strong enough. She loved her job.
Maikana: Maybe we ought to wear like long robes or something, so we look a bit spooky. Purple would be a good colour.
Maikana was being a good mother-figure for Lilo. She helped her with homework, and made sure she ate all the fruit on her plate.
Falcon is part cat, so he can bend all his joints the wrong way. That's why Ryan could do it, and not because he's crazy. But it was because he's crazy he did it in the girl's bathroom.
Isn't Falcon really sexy and mysterious? He doesn't have the same eyes as his children. They all have Tallie's sad eyes, who have seen so much sadness. That's why they're very old souls.
Tallie is soooo pritty.
Miraluna would probably be pretty too, if she could grow up. But then she would look so much like Tallie people would mistake them, and that would be inconvenient, so maybe it's good that she's stuck in adolescent juvenescence.
She won't be lonely much longer, because Lilo is going to be a teenager for 500 years. That's how long aliens from her planet needs to mature, because THEIR puberty mood-swings are BAD.
Falcon can apparate. He learned it from Prof. MacGonnagle. But you must be really careful how you put yourself together again when you land.
Falcon: I have my hand stuck through my ass. I bet this never happened to Dumbledoor.
He yanked really hard, and it came out.
The bar started getting problems with a talking penguin who was too short to drink, and always tried with a fake ID.
Starling: You're going to be a genius when you grow up, and then you can help us build the space ship.
Kevin knew he had a big responsibility. Did that mean he had become the Chosen One?
Lilo slept in the twins' boyish bed, because the colour green was tempting to her.
Kevin: But how do we know that Diaper Man exists, when we never see him!=?
Starling: Because Grandma went to school with him and used to beat him up.
Kim is a space cat. <3
Dog-poo Dude came sneaking by. He wasn't invited to join the cult, for obvious reasons.
In normal families it's not acceptable to bathe naked in a hot tub with your Dad, when you're trying to run a respectable pub. They have so much trauma to work off.
Simon: How did your head get stuck in Uranus?
Maikana: LOL, I donno. I'm drunk. It's Jupiter.
Tallie has a very good relationshop with her sons. And with Starling.
Logan: I think we should put rocket engines in the time machine.
Kevin: Yeah, and a warp drive.
Simon took them out to build a snowman, because it was Christmas and even genuises need to be children sometimes.
Maikana: I'm so glad we adopted you, because you're the perfect husband for someone as cool as me. Everyone else would be a poor excuse.
Lilo started dressing like people on her planet. It wAS very pink, but that didn't mean she didn't like soccerfootball anymore. Falcon wasn't supposed to like sports since he was a goth, but you shouldn't be a stereotype just because you have a culture.
It's kinda awkward when adult guardian types PDA in front of children, so don't do that when the kids are in the room.
Ilo was learning about that she had genetical hovercraft.
Brianna would swing her around and let go, and she would fly like supergirl. Not slam into the wall in a heap like Liranda.
The carpool was honking all judgemental, but they gave them the fingers and played on.
Brice started protesting against all the nudity on TV by bathing in his clothes.
One day Adana snuck by. Maikana was really happy to see her for the first time in 12 years.
Adana: I need to know what you know about Diaper Man. Why does he want to kill us. We're fighting the same battle as you, just we're on our side and you're on yours.
Maikana: He was a guy who Liranda went to school with in the 7th grade. Because he was traumatized by puberty, he repressed back to kindergarden and started wearing nothing but a huge diaper and pacifier to school. When it was really cold he had dinosaur pajamas. And he was fat. So Liranda asked if he was a Suomi wrestler, because they're well chubby and don't wear much clothing right? She shouldn't have been insensitive, but she was an abused kid from a dysfunctional home. And now he can never forgive her because she disrespected his feelings at a sensitive age.
So now you know how Adana knew about this.
It was a snow day, so the kids stayed warm in the pool.
At night, Liranda read Charles Dickson for them, to teach them perspective.
Flacon: My parents never taught me homework, because they were anti-establishment and only wanted to smoke weed and play the guitar naked in the Volkswagen bus. I'm so happy my kids are educated.
Lots of people thought that Starling was Liranda's daugher, because they were so gothic, and Tallie still looks like she's 21.
Simon didn't want his baby girl to grow up, but she had to.
Her hair got all stupid again, but she became really pretty.
Her eyes became ordinary. :( Now she can't see the stars in the daylight like she used to. She missed them and felt lonesly.
Kevin fainted on the floor because he swam too much. He wants to be strong.
Starling was reading the newspaper one morning, when she saw something terrible.
HER DAD WAS WASHING THE TUB WHILE SHE WAS ON THE PORCELAIN.
That was when they realized that they must be careful, because the crazy that is in Ryan must have come from them. Because Falcon's parents are stoners, and Phil is loco la cabeza.
Starling: I still want love. Please send me a guy my own age this time because I don't DO bingo and fake teeth. And BTW, the first guy you came up with sent me that bag of turd, which we have put up as a shrine to Bertha Hortence.
Esmeralda: OoOOoOooOoOoOoOohhh, this one's hot!
Starling: Yass, finally!!!
Esmeralda: The Crystal Ball agrees wuth my Inner Eyes, that Hogan is the dude for you.
Starling: Are you kidding he's 192 years old!
Esmeralda: He's the only man you can ever love. If you try to love anywone else, you will disobay the Chrystal Bowl, and that will mean your love is a tresspass against what is meant to be. But I can make him younger for you.
Starling: Then do it, you crazy old biddy!
The first attempt only conjured a stone statue of Poop Dude.
On the neckst try Hogan became a 40-year-old silver fox. But he was in a trance and couldn't do anything so Starling was out of there.
Laurelin was at the Space Bar.
Starling tried the Eternity Machine, but it was hard.
Suddenly she saw a geezer in the corner. He looked so sexily passive agressive that she couldn't help but feel intrigued. His hair was like a shark-finn of pricklyness, and his eyes betreyed much smoldering rage.
His name was Brendan. It sounded Irish, like her roots. She knew she wasn't allowed to cheat on the crystal ball with anyone, but she didn't care. Forbidden love has always been the strongest.
He offered to show her how to defy graveyty and the time-space condodendrum.
First Brendan got tossed around like a sock in the dryer.
Then he banged his noggin on a metal bar, and saw constellations closer than normal. That angrivated him sufficiently.
His shoe got stuck, and he was like a frog who's strayed into a salad-tosser because it wanted lettuce instead of pond grass for a change.
Brendan: I FEEL LIKE I'M UNDERPANTS!
Now that she had seen how derpy he was, she felt something akin to affection for this poor bloke. He reminded her of her lost brother.
The twins were doing so good at school, Mrs. Swiller couldn't find reason to expell them, even if she worked with Bertha Hortence and Salamandra.
But now they were big anyway.
Logan looks a bit like Emmett.
People really like the twins because they're amazing kids.
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I hope everyone who has missed Tallie and her awful clan are feeling a little appreciated. :) There will be updates from the Nightinwolves probably at least once per generation of Starblooms, and whenever something happens that requires a different perspective, even if that perspective is equally skewered.
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Date: 2015-12-06 08:18 pm (UTC)Love the "Flashback" graphic. It looks like a subliminal Nickelback ad. X)
XD It really looked like Tallie punched Falcon out. I guess he's into that sort of thing, though.
She was wearing a fugly pinstripped dress with a medal for winning best in show at a horse fair. AND SHE DIDN'T BRING A HORSE!
lool! I wonder what breed of horse they thought she was.
Gotta say, I love how there are prophecy books in the Starbloom verse that guide them. Wouldn't it be nice if you could look up in a book what to go do with yourself?
For some reason he wanted to study their family for a future homework about family life in the future's past.
I love this sentence.
Why aint he in prison yet? (The Headmaster.)
GOOD QUESTION. That guy's a horrerble plerv!
OH FUCHSIA MY EYES! Fuchsia looks like a nasty word. D:
Remember that Liranda came to spy, and Adana read in the paper about Diaper Man?
I do remember that, but I have a hard time remembering how people are related. I hope you don't mind having to remind me like every other update. XD
Wow, I really like how Starling turned out! She looks like someone in real life, but I can't think who. I can has her for my game two?
Esmeralda: Let me see... ugly... married... ugly... has crabs... ugly... hairy bum... ugly... Oh, here is one!
Eeeheeheeheeehheeehehheeeheeheeee!!!! It's nice to know the matchmaker has a hairy bum filter.
Lilo hated school, because Mrs. Swiller always picked on her for being green and called her a toad and a salad.
LOL poor Lilo.
My Mom said that when Logan's new GF said I was a spoiled brat who never has been locked in the chicken coop over night, or had to push the car home from Walmart because Dad forgot to fill gas, and that nobody should talk to me at school because I don't know reality.
Aww, poor Narrator. School peers are a pestilence we all must endure. I like how you even give Narrator a background. :D
OMSPs are fun! Where did you get the frog? Sammy Frog must have frogs.
Random Stupid Moron Who Fell in the Door became one of Indus's girlfriends in my game. That is Sandy Fairchild, right?
Zinfandla. That's got to be the best misspelling of a name, like, ever.
The first guy wasn't interested, even if Logan performed tricks, because he didn't like the color of their wall.
For some reason this made me burst out laughing! I guess any reason is a good one not to join a cult.
What's with your Sims and standing in that ballet position? I think it's called first position, IIRC.
He yanked really hard, and it came out.
Hopefully that's all that came out. XD
Kim is a space cat. <3
Perfect picture!
I've seen glitchy back rubs before, but you don't see many glitchy swing arounds. And clothes in the hot tub? XD XD
And now we know the legend of Diaper Man.
Lilo turned out amazing! Her features are so soft. There is a fix for the teen aliens so they can have their proper eyes, but I can't remember what it is. Obviously I have it in my game, so if you want I can rummage around until I figure it out. Or just wait 500 years for her to become an adult. :D
Yay, a Brendan! Good looking, too. He reminds me of Ian. I hope he's worth cheating the Chrystal Bowl for! Poor Starling kept getting elders. X)
Logan looks like he's thinking, "Do I really have to wear this outfit? D: D:" The twins are cute, BTW!
FUN! Are the Storbuckles up next?
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Date: 2015-12-07 01:40 am (UTC)Here are the froggies. :)
I wonder what breed of horse they thought she was.
Google "inbred Arabian horse", I dare you.
The family is very, very confusing. The quick run through goes like this: Aylatani and Phil are the parents of Zarinda & Liranda (twins) and Maikana. The Heir-line descends from Liranda. Aylatani later had Adana & Riana (twins) with Garrett, who burned in the sun because he was a vampire. Many years later, she had Ben & Iris with Legolas. Liranda and Elvin have Tallie and Miraluna. Tallie has the Juniors with Edgar, and Starling & Ryan (twins) and Kevin & Logan with Falcon. Ryan has T'anamika & Nerniya, and Jonathan, with Cindrana. Phil allegedly has Renesmee with Renée Swan. Zarinda has Brianna with Brice. Maikana has no kids of her own yet, but she's Lilo's step-Mom.
Narrator has a much more defined personality and background than I'm able to convey through this story. However... I'm seriously planning a Sims 3 story, focusing on her family. They're a right bunch of characters. (Jolene is her sister, BTW.)
Yeah, Random Moron is Sandi Fairchild.
I forced everyone into everyday clothes, including the ones that were in the tub. Brice got in later, so he changed to swimtrunks.
There's yet more Diaper Man lore to come. All is NOT what it seems...
Here's the recipe for making Lilo: Face 7 as the base. Nose from Face 8. Mouth from Face 2. Make the eyes one click smaller and one click shorter. Pull the tip of the nose out a bit. Voilá! Alternatively... Download my remake of Lilo. I even extracted her glorious natural state. x) I'll probably put contacts on her. She'll stay a teenager.
BTW, Here's Ernest the Reformer.
Poor Logan got a much better outfit when I made the twins over, but I forgot to take pictures. They'll be coming home with T'ana and Nerniya in the next update. Yes, Starblooms are next! :D I'm actually really exited about writing the coming updates. If it's half as hilarious to read as it's been to play, it will be goooood.
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Date: 2015-12-08 07:15 pm (UTC)And thanks for the froggies, too! I once had an African Dwarf Frog. I named him Murphy because the name means sea warrior, and I thought that was funny for such a tiny thing. Here be a video. I'm showing you this one because it shows the same kind of poses my frog made. They all do that, of course, and that's why I like them. X) Funny little guys.
I took your dare, and wow. But none of them had neone gren hair tho. :(
I'm going to paste that paragraph and refer back to it from now on. *nods*
Cool! I didn't know Jolene was her sister! Do I remember a Logan somewhere in your TS3 posts? The name seems familiar.
I tried to download both Lilos but they both go to original Lilo. :( Thanks for Ernest, too! I'd never be able to write him like you do.
Then I'm really looking forward to the next batch of Strablink updates! :D (Why is it so fun to purposely misspell Starbloom?)
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Date: 2015-12-08 09:08 pm (UTC)Now I want a frog. :(
I did make a TS3 Sim of Logan, who's supposed to be Rae... Uhh, Narrator's ex-BF. But I thiiiiink maybe you remember the name from a mail I sent you, about a few character ideas. It's not the same Logan, though. I'm bad at reusing names.
Oops, I'll fix the link for Lilo. EDIT: She's here!
I'm hoping to post the first update on Friday. So far, I've got pictures enough for two and a quarter, and I'd like to round it up to three. However... :D I might post a surprise before that.
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Date: 2015-12-09 08:12 pm (UTC)A-ha! I thought you'd used the name before. Yay for my fantastically vague memory!
I snagged Lilo remake! Thanks! I'm going to have interesting teens in my game from now on. Generation eleven Ducklings had horrible dates with Amar Hamilton and Abhijeet Turner, who are both on my hit list now, BTW, but it made me realize that I need better teens for mine to bring home and/or date.
Yay! And a surprise? I love surprises!
P.S. Oh, and do I know Lilo's stats?
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Her aspiration is Knowledge. I can't remember if she has a secondary, so feel free to give her one you'd like.
Starling is also Knowledge. I think maybe her secondary is Popularity, but again feel free. Her stats:
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