I like long comments! It means that I wrote something worth paying attention to. :D I love leaving looong comments, on legacies I've come to "know", like yours, Raemia's and increasingly the Brains.
You know... I actually used to have a friend who communicated almost in the same way Renée does, AKA laughing like a hyena while spewing stuff that would have been hilarious if it hadn't been so horrifying. Renée's not based on the real life person, but yeah, I know someone who's legit that level of stupid and insensitive. I've met a lot of weird people, but she really takes home the prize.
Diaper Man's dating life is probably even sadder than Aylatani's used to be. And yeah, her taste in men is actually located up her bum.
Poor Jackie. I've corrupted a young mind! :(
I don't know how I come up with it all, really. One part of it is environmental damage, because I've read faaar to much badfic. On the other hand, TigerAnne is a person with a very crazy imagination, a great big lack of maturity and the humor of a 12-year-old boy.
As for the Exchange-stories... There were some actually really good stories on there. Then there was a lot of half-decent stuff that got abandoned just when it started getting interesting. There was a HUGE amount of boring dribble, that showed a serious lack of effort. That was probably the main category. And then... Then there was the really weird stuff, which came in so many flavours that I could write a series of long posts about it. Most of the long-runners were nowhere near this level of deranged, and most of those that were as batshit insane as this rarely got past the second chapter. Honourable mention goes to "Slave", which was being updated for years, and among other things had Mars crashing into Earth, missing the main characters by 3 inches. There's also a STILL ACTIVE series of Sim-movies, which has gotten infamous for its use of children in adult roles.
I'll admit that Narrator's earliest narrative style was more or less copied from a really bad story from just last year. This generation has mostly moved away from that style, and drawn inspiration from an incredible fanfic called Forbiden Fruit - The Tempation of Edward Cullen. You google that on your own risk, but I'll sum up the highlights:
The main character is a "goth" called Atlantiana, mostly referred to as Tiana and Tia'a. She's been put in foster care with a couple of really daft and gullible people called Dave and Marie, because her mother died giving birth to her, and nobody knows who her father is. Tia'a describes herself as being tall and very skinny, with "relay" big boobs, and her hair is usually referred to as "a cloud of golden mist", or something like that. It's silvery blonde, with black, magenta and electric-blue streaks. She usually goes to school missing most of her clothes. This is how she's dressed when she first meets Edward:
Loads of people freaking stared at me as I walked down the hall. I was wearing tight black leather pants with silver chains at the waste and a red fishnet-like top and you could see my black lacy bra through it. I ignored whispers and the big pink cheerleader imbosils pointing at me.
She then sees Edward in the cafeteria, but Bella's got her arms "dripped around him like some freaking flesh-eathing plant," and Tia'a gathers that he's taken. Edward, however, is instantly mesmerized by Tia'a, and more or less assaults her in the hallway. That passage deserves to be featured in its completeness.
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Date: 2015-12-16 07:50 pm (UTC)You know... I actually used to have a friend who communicated almost in the same way Renée does, AKA laughing like a hyena while spewing stuff that would have been hilarious if it hadn't been so horrifying. Renée's not based on the real life person, but yeah, I know someone who's legit that level of stupid and insensitive. I've met a lot of weird people, but she really takes home the prize.
Diaper Man's dating life is probably even sadder than Aylatani's used to be. And yeah, her taste in men is actually located up her bum.
Poor Jackie. I've corrupted a young mind! :(
I don't know how I come up with it all, really. One part of it is environmental damage, because I've read faaar to much badfic. On the other hand, TigerAnne is a person with a very crazy imagination, a great big lack of maturity and the humor of a 12-year-old boy.
As for the Exchange-stories... There were some actually really good stories on there. Then there was a lot of half-decent stuff that got abandoned just when it started getting interesting. There was a HUGE amount of boring dribble, that showed a serious lack of effort. That was probably the main category. And then... Then there was the really weird stuff, which came in so many flavours that I could write a series of long posts about it. Most of the long-runners were nowhere near this level of deranged, and most of those that were as batshit insane as this rarely got past the second chapter. Honourable mention goes to "Slave", which was being updated for years, and among other things had Mars crashing into Earth, missing the main characters by 3 inches. There's also a STILL ACTIVE series of Sim-movies, which has gotten infamous for its use of children in adult roles.
I'll admit that Narrator's earliest narrative style was more or less copied from a really bad story from just last year. This generation has mostly moved away from that style, and drawn inspiration from an incredible fanfic called Forbiden Fruit - The Tempation of Edward Cullen. You google that on your own risk, but I'll sum up the highlights:
The main character is a "goth" called Atlantiana, mostly referred to as Tiana and Tia'a. She's been put in foster care with a couple of really daft and gullible people called Dave and Marie, because her mother died giving birth to her, and nobody knows who her father is. Tia'a describes herself as being tall and very skinny, with "relay" big boobs, and her hair is usually referred to as "a cloud of golden mist", or something like that. It's silvery blonde, with black, magenta and electric-blue streaks. She usually goes to school missing most of her clothes. This is how she's dressed when she first meets Edward:
Loads of people freaking stared at me as I walked down the hall. I was wearing tight black leather pants with silver chains at the waste and a red fishnet-like top and you could see my black lacy bra through it. I ignored whispers and the big pink cheerleader imbosils pointing at me.
She then sees Edward in the cafeteria, but Bella's got her arms "dripped around him like some freaking flesh-eathing plant," and Tia'a gathers that he's taken. Edward, however, is instantly mesmerized by Tia'a, and more or less assaults her in the hallway. That passage deserves to be featured in its completeness.
To be continued...