The Bogweed Prettacy: AN EDGARCY! - 1.3!
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Edgar and family are back, to suffer some more for your entertainment. :D Last time, the kids were all picking fights with each other. Bolton temporarily became a boy, much to the distress of her twin sister, who was left as the only girl in this post-apocalyptic country. Aylatani mentally scarred Horace, repeatedly. The parentals were compelled to go to an abandoned camp-site, where they met several mysterious individuals who spoke in vague predictions. Legolas the gothic Elf became the neighbourhood spy-object. All the kids became teenagers, and Horace & Sprocket made some lame attempts at flirting up girls. Horace also discovered that his true identity is Shrek.
Hiii I'm Narrator, I tell this stroy! :D :D :D
Bolton: Look Daddy! I have good grades now that U'm a girl again! :D
Edgar: I am very proud of you son!
Toadstool: Dad, look I have best grades too!
Edgar: I'm very proud of you, too son.
Every1 has good grades except Sprocket.
The kids weren't the only kids in the country anymore. Some new students had come to their school, and one of them was a beautifl gothik girl. Sprocket thought maybee she liked logical boys like all the other girls he had met. Now he had intelligent glasses and sexy anim'e hair, so girls would think he was a senstive nerd.
Sprocket: She is hot like a delicate flower of sorrow.
Don't worry, I won't let him hook up with Iris. She deserves butter than that!
Sprocket: When I grow up I'm gonna be a rocket surgeon and make space-ships. Then we can leave this boring craphole.
Goths don't like violens. Iris didn't like that Bilton beat up Eggbert again. But if he was her brother I'm sure you'd've felt the same way?
Eggbert won because he had the power of leather jacket on his side. :(
Eggbert: I HATE U FOREVER AND THE WHOLE UNIVERSE NOLTON!!!!!
Turnip was SOOOO angry because he lived in a stupid family like that, when all he wanted was to be a sinister businessman.
Edgar didn't like watching Smallville, because he cheers for Lex Luther. One day a mysterioys woman (PS: It's Starling.) came to see them. She had a mysterious message for Edgar: "You are not my father."
Suddently Legolars came running in in his knittted sweater and started screaming in Edgar's face.
Legolas: WHY IS YOUR HOLE FAMILY SPYING ON ME? I DEMAND AN ANSWER FROM YOU! IS IT JUST BECAUSE I AM SO BEUTIFUL OR DO YOU HATE ME OR SOMETHING?
Edgar was so mad he didn't know what to say.
Egdar: GRRRR! RRRRRARRGH! HRRRRRNNNNGGG!
Legolas: I will not tolerate it! You forget that I know who you are, and who you WERE! All the evil things you have done I know and you don't. Your existance is WRONG.
Edgar: Is their a point to all this?
Legolas: You are an abomination onto the love in the world, and you have made babies with someone who doesn't even exist! Your evil influence led directly to my tormentuous death!
Edgar: But your right here talking nonsense, aren't U?
Legolas: I know who and what you are. EDGAR YOU WILL SUFFAR!
Than he walked gothically out of the house.
Iris: I hope Dad didn't loose his temper and say too much.
Starling: Edgar is too stupid to understand and he has read-only memory loss.
Aykatani: You stay out of our sorry family, if you know what's good for you, child. :(
Inside her heart was breaking, because she dreamt of a world where she could have been the beautiful goth-girl's mother. In that world life would be so perfect...
Starling: It's not your fault that the world had an apocalypso and you excist. You should be happy that you are made from love, even if it is the love of two ugly people, because that makes you justified. Some children are just tools of revenge. :( Your father loves your mother, and that made you guys. If they hated each other, much worse things would come from it.
Toadstool: I wonder what she was talking about, and I'm very intelligent.
Sprocket: Me two, and I don't understand it either. Maybe we are too young to remember what happened before we were born?
Eggbert wasn't smart. He forgot how to use the toilet again. And he was always starving because he never remembered to food.
Bolton: I will put the memmry brutally back in your head!
Now she knocked out the one about how to walk while breathing. :( His brain is very slippery.
Bolton: LOL the elfman is dancing around naked in the garden again! I feel sorry for that Irish-girl who says she's his daughter.
All the kids come home depressed from school. >:(
Their cousins came to visit. This is Linimpa. Her mother is Edgar's sister Huberta, and her father is dead from having had the Black Death.
This is her brother Trilby.
Horace got a kick from spying on Legless. :D
Violence is defined by the World Health Organization as "the intentional use of physical force or power, threatened or actual, against oneself, another person, or against a group or community, which either results in or has a high likelihood of resulting in injury, death, psychological harm, maldevelopment, or deprivation", although the group acknowledges that the inclusion of "the use of power" in its definition expands on the conventional meaning of the word.[2] This definition involves intentionality with the committing of the act itself, irrespective of the outcome it produces. However, generally, anything that is excited in an injurious or damaging way may be described as violent even if not meant to be violence (by a person and against a person).
Bolton won and then she put Eggbert in the trashcan.
I wouldn't mess with her she has many big teeth.
Legolad: Letz see how U like snow all over you're floor LMAO!
Legolas: Byeeee I'm going home to my beautifyl family! We all love each other, and I don't have any stepkids who beat me and hate my ass! Life is beautiful! LOL, %¤$#€?&@!# losers!
Eggbert made a snow angel to show that he was innocent, and a snow devul to show everyone that Bolton DID IT (whatever it was). Bolton practiced crying, so maybe the parents would believe her instead.
Turnop gave Horace a knuckle sandwich, because he was contributing negatively to the OQ in the house.
Linimpa: I didn't know I had cousins before we moved here. You look pretty fierce let's be friends!
Bolton: I didn't know I had cousins before you moved here either. Dad never talks about Ur Mom.
Linimpa was really happy that Bolton existed, because for the first tome ever she was prettier than someone else.
Nitro the Direwerewolf beat up doorstop. :(
Ayla Tani: Please eat pancakes and pretend we are a nice family.
Turnip: Look Dad! I got an A+!
Edgar: Well done, son-guy!
That made Turnip so happy he started composing music.
Bolton hellped him.
Turnip: Stop playing heavy metal when I'm playing disco! It has to be the same kind of song!
BTW Tameron is mad with me again, and she says she won't tell me what I've done wrong unless I pay her $30 for it. I don't have it, and I don't wanna pay her for yelling at me anyway. But she says that what she has to say might teach me something, and education is a job, so I need to pay up before she will tell me what I've done that upset her.
While everyone was doing homework (except Sprocket) Noelle Dennis came to see Bolton. LOL her name realy is Noelle Dennis! I thought that was something MeowCatMeowKitty made up to sound preppy ROFL!
TigerAnne thought so too!
Eggbert: I can't focus on homework because U so ugly!
So he started jomping on the sofa lik Tom Cruz instead. Why does anyone wants that guy for prezident is beyond me...
This is just life in the family. Sigh! :(
Eggbert: I have that feeling agin but I can't remember what it meens!
Sprocket had to show him how it is done again.
The girls went out to a bar. It was the first time they were out on the town, because in a wasteland there isn't much to do. Plus they're not urban tragic heroes like T'anamika, who have to start early.
The cousins' brother was there. His name is Garganey.
He was there with his strict Mom.
This is Huberta, she's Edgar's sister. She would look really right with a Hitler moustache, but TigerAnne says it would cross the line so I'm not allowed to give her one. :'(
Hubwerta: You must not believe in silly urban legends. They will only make you unable to separate between imagination and reality, and not be properly aware of things that are actually harmful.
A very pretty urban girl from out of town was singing a lovely mourneful requiem. Everyone who saw her thought she looked really sad and beautiful and brave and lonely, and they wondered what she was doing in a barren wasteland, and what tragedies were hiding in the past behind her gorgeous starry eyes. :(
Toadstool: That was a really beautiful song. It made me cry. You are so pretty, are you a popstar?
T'ana: No I'm just a lonely girl who's looking for the lost truth in this troubled land. I need to find out what happened to my real Dad. PS: He's dead.
Horace thought she was really sexy, but he had nooooo change!
The girls went home and said that there were many strange people at the pub, so Tani and Edgar went down to check. They sang karaoke so it wouldn't be superspicious.
Bruce was there, because he was an underground rock-star in this country. His necklace was dumb again, because there was no batbox at the pub.
Huberta: I thought I saw my stupid old brother.
Edgar and Tani were singing The Rockefellar Skank and were just finishing.
Huberta: There are no wizards. Dumbledore doesn't REAL!
Huberta: And there YOU are. I was hoping it wasn't you! If we're going to live in the same dump of a town, things are going to have to change!
Edgar: No! I was here first!
Huberta: Your misbehaved and dilutional children will not be allowd to have detrimental effects on mine!
Turnip was starting a business so he could be like Donald Trump even if he had too much hair.
The family didn't much have money so he just could afford to build this divebar along the road.
He made drinks and stuff even if he wasn't an adult. But he looked like he was 80 so the police never carded him. He had a very good fake licesne.
Huberta came to inspect.
She found the drinks and tested if they were alcoholized.
It started snowing and was night, but there weren't much to do in a fallout-land so customers came anyway.
Huberta: This is a good idea. We can find a lot of people here to speak enlightenment to.
They even fed the customers cheap sausages and popato salad, so they wouldn't go home because they were hungry.
Sandy: I have a complain! Your faces are in disorder!
Laurelin: This is what I have escaped from. I need to see it.
The job came with perks like drinking on the job. :D
They even had a dance club. It was the only one in the wasteland. Such a sad disco. :(
Edgar & Co liberated Hulgarya from the Preservative government who had declared that it would be the 19th century 4ever.
Edgar: Now we take Ugandistan!
Toadstool drank a lot. There isn't much for teens to do after the end of the world. They would have to change that. :(
Legolas: Now they're #¤%&@+% charging me for yelling at them!
Legolas got booze-goggles and thought Brandi LeTournau was hot stuff.
Hygiene is important, because in apocalypse ruin communitites there is plague and rabies.
But they were spreading happiness to the people of the land.
Turnip had to beat up Horace to show him who was boss, because he could not fire him from the Apprentice.
Sprocket: I hate my lifeeeeeeee! When I grow up I'm going to run away from this dump and start doing good in the world! Then girls will like me.
Turnip: I bought some hot-tubs from a garage sale. They will be our new main attraction. :D
Sprocket: Kewl. LOL.
Aylatani's job in the chemistry gave her cooking-skill, because cooking is simple chemistry. Sometimes she brought home huge slabs of meat, and told the kids not to ask. Then she served it with fries.
Ryan: What a depressing place. :-/
Ryan: At least the water is warm, else it would be a very cold stake-out. :( I forgot to bring swimshorts, hope they don't mind.
He's still a bit exxentric, because he was born that way.
Joe le Garden Dude: Hello there, fried lady.
The Heirs still played music together.
Edgar: Turnips difficult customers are trying to give us plague! I'll bring my assault gun home with me tomorrow!
Tabi: Too easy to detect. I will cook some poison.
Yessss! :D
Ryan: I kinda like being shackled up and just let the lady do what she wannna to me. :D
Jill: You're a sick perp!
Jill: You have a SICK PERVERT in your tub out back!
Turnip: That is slander. Please leave our premises.
Jill: GRRRRRR!
They started a Bingo, because there was none of that.
Even the cousins came by, but they got in for free.
Turnip: When we turn 20, four of you have to leave and found your own family clan. It's for the best, so we won't have a family feud. I read in history books that feudal communities are very oppressing.
Sprocket: I STILL HATE MY LIFE WHEN DO I GROOOOOOOOOOOOOW UP?
Right now, LOL!
Hirace got a stupid sweater. That's his cousin Parsley behind him.
Ebbgert got a stupid shirt and his hair stopped fitting his head.
Turnip was just real scary as usual.
Sprocket got all lumpy.
Eggbert lost the rest of his sanity, and some of Sprocket's.
Eggbert: Herrrrpa derrrrrrrppp duuuuuuurrrr hurrrrrr.
He needed a new hair, LOL!
Sprocket: BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBBLLBBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLLBBLLBBLLBL!
The strong vacuum from Eggberf's head sucked out his own mind.
Eggbert cut his bangs so he could see. Then he went and skinny dipped next to the pretty girls who were talking about politics because they were very logical.
T'ana: He should be dragged to the court!
Sprocket: Melissa, your so fancy! :D
Ewww! His chin is just hanging off his neck!
Nitro: Grrrrrrrr......!
Sprocket started paying attention to Nitro, because nobody wants a weredirewolf as their enemy.
Turnip: Hi Christy. I have 10 Outgoing points, LOL! Do you like what you see?
Christy: You are criminal to be so hot.
Yay! Melissa starred them!
Turnip: Don't I look like a proper business man when I have my clothes on, and my haor is fabulous? Do you want a backrub, because we are very good at customer service?
Then he set fire to the food. x( Everyone got stunk.
Turnip: Could you stupid embusils DO something? This is why I'm Heir!
tURNIP: I hope Christy has logical DNA!
Horroce: Doorstop is mad with Y. He doesn't like it when your calling us mean names.
Turnips: Stop turning my dog against me! He's gonna live here! You can all get U R own dog when you move!
Hoorace: Stop making our dog choose between us!
Business is good, LOL!
Horace: Life will get better when we leave. :D
Aylatani: Ewwww, that wasn't the beautiful Elf man! He has an ugly uncle!
Turnip wanted to learn to cook, because if he's going to be a Dad he needs to know how to make food for the kids, so they don't have to eat macken chees every day. But he got so much of his own blood on the vegetables it was almost cannibalism to eat them. :(
Eggbert: Hooray, we're having a manly hetero naked-man party! Did anyone bring handcuffs?
Horaxce: Shut up Eggbert!
Horace: I'm sorry that my brother just got out of the loony-cage.
Tan Guy: THIS IS UNCONSIDERABLE!
mAN From the Guvernment: You didn't stop the lamp from being hit by lightning! Now its on fire, I hate this business!
Turnip needed a drink, so he went to the pub.
Sprocket played poker with a weather man from TV, but he shouldn't. They can't afford it.
Bolton: I'm almost an adult, and then it will be legal for U to ask for my number.
Nose Man: Yay!
Bolton isn't a beautiful girl, so she didn't sing karaoke with lots of sad feelings the way pretty girls do. She had to sing a song with meanings instead. I have no idea what she sang, but it sounded very angry and badass. :)
Turnip: Are you a time Traveller?
Ollie: Yes, I'm looking for experience of history.
This is Ollie Warren, who TigerAnne says will be founding the 20th Century Legacy. But she says she wants him to look a little more unique, so this version isn't canon. Anyway, I put him in historical clothes.
Guys stop playing poker now!
Turnip is overpaid already. x)
A beautiful lady liked them so much she told the news!
Everyone went to bed and there were still some customers on the lot. OH NOOO! Is that the Grim Reaper by the tables?=???
It was Eggbert who was dead. :-/ He was always hungry and starved to dead when he was serving food. *facepalm*
Aylatina: Booo Hoooo my baaaabyyyyy! D:
Turnip: Grim Reaper! Leave my brother alone!
Grim Reaper: THIS IS YOUR FAULT BECAYSE YOU BURNED THE FIRST BREAKFAST AND THEN YOU WENT TO GHE PUB SO IDIONT HERE HAD TO MAKE A NEW ONE. AND THEN HE DIED BECAUSE HE THOUGHT OF OTHERS BEFORE HIMSELF. HE'S TOO GOOD FOUR YOU SIMPLETON JACKASSES AND I'M GIVING HIM A NEW HOME GOODBYE!
Eggbert was dead for realz.
Here lies Eggbert. In the Garden of Peaceful Rest.
Turnip: It's myyyyyy faauuult! I should have known he was hungryyyy! D:
They held a wake for him, since he had already cooked and it was a shame to waste it.
Sprocket: Now the girls grow up, and I will take my siblings to safety from this perilouse hole inthe ground!
Toadstool: Is it nice of us to have a birthday party at a funeral? I don't think most people do that?
Bolton: Pffffffffff that was just Eggbert. We're only turning 20 once!
Hooraty for birthday! :D
Toadstool: Yay I'm an adult! Goodbye parents! You have been mostly nice. :)
Sprocket: But Eggbert was supposed to livve with us. :( Eggbert is deeeeeead! We will never forget him!
Bolton: Yay I'm Heir and this will be the start of my real life!
Turnip: Could U guise PRETEND to be happy for your sister or something? >:(
Horce: I MIIIIIIIIIISS EGGBERT!
Horace: Come on, ToodStoal! The GOOD kids are out of here!
Horace: This is our new home, and I have a plan! We will start our own business with farming, and we'll be a lot better than Turnip's stupid bar place. The people need vegetables, and we owe it to Eggbert anywayz.
This is the house they built. :) It's got wallpaper and all. See you laters, alligators. :D
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We'll revisit The Edgarcy at a later point. For now, the main object has been to produce some ugly new Sims for Ferrett's children to marry. :D We already know the main suspects a bit, so it's not a stranger who marries into the Magpie family. Yes, Eggbert has been resurrected into the old hood. He will probably be equally bad at taking care of himself there.
Next up is the Magpies, of course. :) I played them up to the point where Ferrett's oldest child was a day or two away from becoming a teen. After them, it's the Nightinwolves who are due for a visit. Something *~*Mysterious*~* has happened at their place, while Aylatani and the rest have been in the Victorian past. I really want to grow Kevin and Logan up during this rotation.
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Date: 2016-04-04 02:39 pm (UTC)Writing the dialogue between Legolas and the other characters is much too fun! He's such a perfect drama-king, full of persecution complex. But to be fair, though... He is being spied on.
I just had to show the poor Juniors that yes, there are worse faces out there. Generation 4 of this family will probably look around their level. But at some point I'm breeding in the Ottomas' so... :D
Indus + Huberta... just no. She was originally meant to be an exact female version of Edgar, but the pudgy face made her look too benevolent. I had to thin her face out and give her a frown, and suddenly she was Adolfa.
Uh-oh, Narrator's favorite has arrived in town!
T'anamika? You didn't think Narrator could do this whole, ugly story without having her around to fawn over? Because that would be giving Narrator's inner strenght too much credit.
Poor Eggbert. :( He was never not made of fail. If Sims 2 had given me the option to write on his headstone, like you can in Sims 3, it would have been very tempting to write something along the lines of "His braincell had no family" on it.
I'm still playing the Nightinwolves, and I thiiiiink you might like this next update... >:)
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Date: 2016-04-05 04:46 pm (UTC)Next time I have the game or BodyShop loaded, I need to see what Edgar looks like as a female. X)
Good thing Narrator has her favorite T'ana around to fortify her against the first few ugly generations...especially Tune-up.
You get to write on TS3 tombstones? That's soooo cool! Oh, the things I would have written on Zachariah's.
Uh-oh, is Lily terrorizing your neighborhood? XD
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Date: 2016-04-05 08:19 pm (UTC)In TS3, you can make an inscription on a Sim's tombstone, and I think it pops up in a message when you have another Sim read it. I never actually tried, because TS3 Sims are very hard to kill accidentally, and I had aging and story-progression off, so no one ever bit it.