The Scheiler Uglacy - Generation 3.2!

[tigeranne]

The Scheilers (and an Ottomas) are back, and things are about to get even uglier. Last episode ended with Tippy giving birth to her and Kult's third baby, Feebs. They've also got twins Blaze and Moxie who recently aged up to toddlers. Studs and Marisol had a daughter named Paloma, and Studs proved that he's indeed his father's son, by having a mental breakdown upon realising he was responsible for someone else's wellbeing. He redeemed himself later, by taking good care of all three children on own initiative. Kult is getting very eager to start his wholesome Community, which will change the world for the best.

And now, Narrator will tell you - in her special kind of logic - what happened next.




Hi, I'm the Narrator. :D :D :D It was a time of great joy in the Community, because a new life had been brought into the cold, insensitive world they were about to start making better. Kult Friday and Tippy had decided that they would see which ones of their children were most resilient, and they'd send the winner off to Ian and Liranda back on the Island of Summer Town as a missionary. The beautiful island was suffering from a serious problem of violent people, who needed peace in their hearts.


Only problem was that none of the adults in the house really knew what to do with children. Tippy's Mom (Samantha Octomom) was pregnant all the time, and there were always babies lying around the house needing a change, so that was normal to her. Kult thought it could be a good idea to dismantle society's prejudice against natural body odors, so he didn't care if the kids stank a bit.


Paloma had nightmares that she looked like Moxie. She couldn't tell anyone about them, because that would be sorta offensive. :(


BTW I really actually like Paloma. She's got lots of neat points, so she'll never fart on people who are still at the table. (It's a huge problem in her grandmother's family. Also, they use the dish sponge to wash their armpitts and bums.)


Tippy realised that she needed to teach her children their life-skills while they were young, and before she got eleven of them running about. She started with Moxie, because Blaze was a cranky little dipshit.


In real life it's not a good idea to let little kids run around with no shoes on, but there aren't any scorpions in the Sims. It would be kind of cool if there was in Sims 5, maybe? I hope it has open neighbourhoods (with cute Sims, please!) and poisonous snake etc to make it a bit more dangerous. :D


Paloma was old enough to go to school now. Her Dad helped her with her homework, because her Mom worked almost every night. :( Poor Marisol, she doesn't even like her job, but the family is kind of poor. They can't afford all the fruit trees they want to plant.


The twins are sort of cute when they sleep.


People who live in close contact with nature have a natural relationship to body functions. It's good for their mental health, they said on a show I watched on TV. I dunno. Dad walks around in these longjohns that have a buttflap, and I don't think it's fun when it gets accidentally unbuttoned.


This is my Dad-Sim in TS3. He's a farmer and a free-lance scientist.


I really like Paloma, she's sooooo useful. It's good that she's not heir.


Tippy: I lost my kid in all the thistles, and I'm only wearing underwear! D:

Moxie's so small she can run between them like a rabbit, tee hee. She can hide in there when she doesn't want a bath. But she usually wants a bath. :(


Awwww, I'm so proud of her!




Moxie's really good at looking after herself. She'll need that if she's going to live with her grandparents in their dangerous neighbourhood.


She picked a nice dress for herself, so she can keep it. Yellow looks cute with her tan. Yeah, I think Moxie is cute, SO SUE ME!?!


Then it was time to reveal Feebs' true face, and induct her into the Community. Kult was at work, so he missed it. Trying to get famous takes so much away from family life, but he needs to spread his message to less fortunate people.


Oh no, not the bear suit! That's too hot for Spain.


Sorry I forgot to put a lamp in to illuminate her. She's awfully skinny! Tameron would kill me if she read this, but she's prone to panick attacks when she sees deformed children, so she's scared to look at my legacies.


Blaze: I DON'T LIKE THAT SISTER AND I DON'T WANT TO BE A BABY NO MORE I WANT OUT!!!

He's such a brat!


Blaze: I'm gonna run away when I learn to walk!


Blaze: Hooray I have long legs! I'm gonna do it now!

But then he noticed there was cake, so he's still there.


Kult: Oh, I guess I'll give this bottle to Feebs instead then.

Blaze: See if I care...


Paloma: Oh, you have a bunk bed. *jealous* If Blaze runs away, maybe we can be twins instead, and I can have his bunk? :D

Moxie: You'll have to sleep in a room with a baby then. :(

Yeah, the house doesn't have too many rooms.


There are no neighbours to spy on yet, so it's safe for minors to use the telescope. And no Ottomas family. :)


Feebs wasn't a cranky baby like her brother, so she was really happy to learn her skills.


Kult brought back a friend he thought had the right qualities for a Peaceful Community. I didn't really make this Sim, I just gender-flipped her. You see, I may kinda have snooped on Tameron's blog to see if I would have been allowed to download her Sims if I even wanted them, and I really wouldn't. And then... I may *accidentally* have clicked the button on the mouse while the cursor was hovering on the "download" text. It may accidentally have happened with a few of the other Sims she has as well. *shrug*

I think this is Gertrude, IIRC. If not, then it's Gertrude's sister.


Kult: Bathing naked with your Community leaders is a sign of trust and an important bonding experience. Let's enter a trance!


Gertrude: Yeah, friendship is very important in my life.

LMAO she looks like a Hemulen from Moomin Trolls!


Blaze: LOL Paloma your Dad loves ME more than you!

Paloma: He does not, he just feels sorry for you for being so UGLY!


Blaze: Take THAT for saying I'm ugly!


Blaze: And that!!!

Ursula is going to be very proud if Blaze becomes heir! :(


Tippy still isn't used to what is normal parenting.


But Blaze couldn't sleep anyway, because Feebs was getting pretty rank again.


Kult: We can't keep bathing you kids all the time, just because you keep complaining! It's not good for your immune system to be clean so often!


This is her personality. She's really shy and very nice.


Kult discovered that the double bed Tippy and him slept in was valuable, so he sold it and used the money on some more trees (and a cheaper bed). Now they have peach, apple, pear, nutmeg, cherry, pomegrenade, orange and lime. Most of them only have flowers yet, because it's the cold season, but it looks pretty at least.


Blaze had to meet Kult in the middle of the prickly thistles, if he wanted a hug. It was a lesson in endurance of the prickly people he would have to deal with if he became heir.


He got a new shirt, and he was very happy that it was designer label. (CC from popular creators is like brand-name clothes for them. His shirt is by Theraven, BTW.)


Argh, this stupid chance card again! Don't fix the machine, they don't need burgers!


She's still got a crappy job, though.


This is Alexandra. She's Milena from the first update's daughter. Blaze thought she was cute, and tried to impress her. That's why he was making that face in a previous picture.


We need another picture of her because she's so pretty. We won't be having children looking like her in THIS legacy. :(




Moxie and Blaze were lucky. They started school right before a weekend, so they had a lot of time to learn homework.


Meanwhile, Feebs had passed out from dehydration on the landing, because her parents kept forgetting that she existed, and that she didn't know how to walk stairs. Her childhood will probably be the dark side of the Wholesome Community that they never talk about.


Everyone in my families are always bathroom peepers. :C It doesn't get better when Kult tells them it's healthy behaviour they need to do for the sake of their mentality.

Studs: Plop plop.

Marisol: Fascinating!


Marisol wasn't raised that way, so she refused to make a new cousin in front of Moxie.


Oops, I think Kaylynn got fried in the tub. She always comes home from work with Tippy, so she probably works at the fast food joint after she's done maiding. Then she hangs out all night.


Oh, I forgot that the Athertons had moved in, and that they had neighbours to spy on now. Well, maybe if they could remember to close their darn windows when they showered, they wouldn't get caught in their birthday suits all the time???


She's not pregnant, she just got fat. They didn't manage to make a baby, because they got interrupted by Moxie and a crash.


Hey, look! It's Phil. He's a restless traveller who wanders around the world, seeking people he feels a sense of connection to.


Studs: Wow, you must be my grandfather Phil!

Phil: That explains why I felt a mysterious force pulling me towards this village. Which one of my lost daughters is your mother?

Studs: Liranda is my Mom.

Phil: She was always the good kid. :)


Stop it! He's related to your husband and is your daughter's ancestor!

Poor Phil should probably settle down with a wife, though. Aylatani isn't coming back to him in this reality. When you get dumped for Edgar, you know you've done something wrong.


Oh, and here's the Headmaster. Paloma wanted to go to private school, so why not.


Studs: Welcome to our home. We don't have much earthly posessions, but we have each other and the love that makes us a family.

Headmaster: Hmf, it's easier to judge a family based on their taste in decoration.


But look how nice and well-behaved the kids are! Even Blaze and Paloma don't really hate each other, they just have sibling rivalry.


Kult: My wife and I have decided to have many children. Then we'll send the toughest ones out into the world to find spouses that are considered unattractive by society. In time, we'll have spread our genetics all across the world, and dismantled the unattainable ideal of beauty. Everyone will be free and happy.

Headmaster: There's a cat on the kitchen counter, and a random biker-dude at the table.


Everyone had forgotten that it was Feebs birthday. She grew up in despair under the flowering branches of the peartree.


Kult: Let's have another baby in celebration that we defeated the Man.

Tippy: I hope this one gets my nose!


Paloma wasn't going to be a little girl much longer (she was 12), so she enjoyed her last moments of innocent childhood.


She was really proud to go to her new school in a stylish uniform.


They tried again, he he!


Marisol: You're coming with Mama to work, so you'll learn that you don't want to go into the culinary career.


The cats have their own castle in the garden. It's tall enough that they can spy over the wall while being safe from chupacabras.


Kult is sort of struggling to get promoted, because he's not skilling up as he should. He doesn't like exercising.


Feebs: School was SO boring!


Paloma grew up! :) She's almost kind of pretty now.


She's not heir, and she's always been a smartypants who wanted to have good grades and got high on homework, so I just decided she should be Knowledge Aspiration.


Kult wasn't most pleased that Studs would take up more space in the house with his socially desirable children, so Studs built a sleeping barn for his family in a corner of the yard. It's just until they have enough money that Kult can buy a larger piece of land to start his compound on. Studs and his family will keep this property as theirs.


It's so cute when Sims are pajamas twins. <3


Oh here's Milena. She must have forgotten to close the window again.


Enjoy not being able to shove them and scream in their faces, Milena.


Milena: Oh yeah, you think you're so clever for locking yourselves in bathrooms that don't have windows! Why should I respect your bathroom privacy when you violate mine, HUH? YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS, SCHEILERS!


Tippy: But not now, Milena. I'm late for my carpool.

Milena: I. Can. Wait.


Marisol: Plop!


Paloma: I love going to private school where you're cool when you get A+ all the time.

Marisol: You will never work in cuisine. I forbid you from becoming a chef.

My mother has forbid me from following in her footsteps and becoming an interior decorator. I don't understand why, it's not that bad of a job, and I love decorating with lots of colours and patterns and glitter! *shrug*


DNA SPLICING??? But she works in a restaurant!!! Are they raising their own genetically manipulated animals for slaughter there? D:


Duh, it was a hobby card! Well, her boss has very strange hobbies for a guy who's supposed to run a place that serves food!


Kaylynn still comes home with Tippy every day. She only goes home right before she's supposed to come back and be the maid, so I wonder when she sleeps.


Private school is KILLING the children. :( They're always so bored and depressed now. It's impossible to get their fun high enough for doing homework and then being HAPPY to go to school the next day.


They look like they're going to be executed when they have to do their assignments.


Tippy: Oh yeah, I'm pregnant too!


Kaylynn: You're still purple.

Tippy: That's our BFF colour!


Kult was getting really worried, because he was getting old (like 56 years old) and he hadn't seen enough happiness in life yet to buy the age-stopping medicine.


BAD SASHA!


The kids got home-made blankets that Kult bought for them at an arts-and-crafts market, because he opposed society's ideas of what was comercially beautiful bedding. Those quilts are nice, though.


Kult: Goodnight, son. And stop poking holes in your sister's mattress, she's getting a back problem.

Sometimes I wish I could just play a normal family. =0.0=


Oh no, not pet violence???


It was Silver and Sasha. :( But they've always been really good friends! I hoped they were just beating up a wolf or something.


Kult: I have no followers apart from my kids, and I'm so bad at cults that I need to change my name to Johnny.

Blaze: You need more swag, Dad. Lose the flannel shirt, and start going by Friday. It will make you seem cooler.


Moxie: How can you like homework?

Paloma: Guess that's just my way of being weird?

We all have one! :D


Here's Feebs in daylight. She's got Tippy's sunken little forehead eyes, Tippy's sunken cheeks, her lips and the Scheiler nose. I think she got her chin from Kult too.


The kids were so depressed, a family council meeting decided they would skip school until they were happy again.


Feebs: I kinda hope Grandma and Grandpa don't pick me to go to the island, because it's haunted by many vengeful ghosts of people Ursula killed.

Moxie: Pfff, it doesn't even have a cemetary! But there's a creepy bald guy in a suit, who always feels people up. He always hangs around their house, and one of us may have to marry him!


Oh no, Moxie was afraid of missing school. :( She lost sooo many points, too!


Marisol: El bebé is coming!


YAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHH!!!


It's a boy, and his name is Carlos. Oh no, I forgot to roll the pacifier.


Tippy: I hope he's gonna look like his Dad!

It's about time you two drink the stuff in the bottles you've got in your pockets.


Carlos kind of looks a lot like his Mom right now.


Luckily, Studs has gotten used to the whole parent thing now.


Arcadia: I've come to fix all the stuff you animals have broken again, and of course you've had another baby!

Tippy: And I'm having one too. :)


Kaylynn: How could you do this to me, I already work two full-time jobs!


Marisol: Please just lie here and sleep until your next birthday. :D


Look at the top quality apples! :D :D


Paloma is old enough to learn gardening now. She looks so happy when she's outside interacting with nature. Just like her Dad!


Moxie: When you sleep, UFOs sometimes fly above the house, and they beam you up right through the roof. Then you get a probe up your butt, and you poop a green baby!

Blaze: Puh, like anybody believes in the stuff on South Park.

Um, they're not really allowed to watch that. He must have found it on Youtube!


Moxie: And sometimes they release chupacabras to make people scared to go out at night.

Blaze: I'm not scared of those either! And they live in Texas.


Moxie: Why can't my Dad just let people wash the stinky rugrats?


She's almost pretty, the way Halfrida Duckling is. :)


Feebs: Pheww! Did he die or something?

Moxie: We'll stage a protest against not bathing!


Kult: If we just leave him here in the open air, the stink will blow right off of him. You guys need to work on your tolerance and social inclusion.


Paloma: But he pollutes the air.

Kult: No way. He's fertilizing the garden!


The kids always wake up insanely early, like 3am, and they're already tired when school starts. :(

I like the pomgrenade tree. The red flowers are so pretty, it's almost going to be sad when it's not spring anymore.


She's just popping, not giving birth. You'll see the baby next time.


And Feebs doesn't like homework.

That was all for now. :)

Comments

[sammyfrog.livejournal.com]

Hi Narraetor lol! Sam put our Sims in her Duclking neighborhood and we're already friends! Cool!

Kult Friday and Tippy had decided that they would see which ones of their children were most resilient, and they'd send the winner off to Ian and Liranda back on the Island of Summer Town as a missionary. The beautiful island was suffering from a serious problem of violent people, who needed peace in their hearts.

OMGosh this is so beautiful and truthful paragraph!

Also, they use the dish sponge to wash their armpitts and bums.

Eww I know EWWWW!

It's birthday time again yaayyya! Moxie is cute. Kind of! I loooove her name and would choose her bcuz of it but Sma is mean and says she's gonna choose heir again! Like she didn't say in the last update that she's already rooting for Feeba cuz of her name!!

Oh good I'm glad tame ron's not reading our uglacy!! feebs isn't so bad, like moxie! Ha-ha Sam! I think it'll be Balz even tho he's totally a brat!

Oh noo11i hope Tippy won't see Gartrude in the tub with Kult and get jealous!! LOL wouln'd tameron be mad if she knew her sim has the right qualities for an uglacy! XDXD sam's computer might accidentaly dl some of her sims too. XD

Ursula is going to be very proud if Blaze becomes heir! :(

Ohnooooo!

lol that was so funny the pretty picture of Alexandra and then scroll down and then there's the pic of poor mixie lollllll!!!!

Studs: Plop plop.

Marisol: Fascinating!

OH NO LOLOLOLOLOLO3evAR!!!!!!!

Poor Feebs her story is so tragic already maybe I want her for heir now lol!

Sam wants a closeup of Kult's workout clothes cuz she's mean!

Oooh plahoma is so pretty i wish she could be heir! But no, that'd be agains't Kult's plan for society and stuff.

Glitter is awesome! The ceilings sparkle in the house sam lives in like somebody smeared glitter glue all over dem and she hates it for some reason!

Private school is KILLING the children. :( They're always so bored and depressed now. It's impossible to get their fun high enough for doing homework and then being HAPPY to go to school the next day.


that means school is worse than cults (not kult's cult but other cults bcz kult doesn't have a cult) cuz school tries to brainwash you to be happy about being there. at least kult wants willing people in the connunity!

He always hangs around their house, and one of us may have to marry him!

Oh no poor feebs and moxie! I'm going to kill that guy somehow I sware!!

Blaze is badass!!

We have to wait 4 next time fro new baby! I hope the Schielers will be happier next time@!!! it seems like when studs finnally got happier and everyone else got miserable!

(LOL I never remmeber to change my avatar thingie

[tigerannesims2.livejournal.com]

Hi MK'la! It's me, Raelynn. :) I'm really happy to hear that our Sims get along!

I kind of think Blaze is weirder than Feebs, even if Feebs looks like her family forgets to feed her a lot.

Sam should def steal some of Tameron's Sims just for lulz. I mean, if Tameron was a nice person I would totally respect her TOU, but she was really rude to my grandmother on the bus.

Poor Feebs, she deserves to see the world and spread the good message. And her grandmother can sympathise with her plight. :)

I'll take a better picture of Kurt working out, hee hee!

Maybe Blaze should be heir, because at least he won't have to have babies with Xavier the perp. Bleh.

Oh yeah, there's another baby coming. Maybe you'd like to see it before you 10000% decided??? LOL, it got a ridicculus name!

I will update tomorrow or Saturday. :D

[sammyfrog.livejournal.com]

Sam says whoevers the ugliest wins weather its our favorite or not but maybe well also bring back our faves to the Isla Tropicana. :))) oh yeah and she also says she's "growing ever impatient" for the next update. Me too me too!!!

lololol i can't remember to change the avatar LIKE EVAR!!!!!

[tigerannesims2.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry I lied last week. :( We had to go to a family gathering all the way in the Ozarks and I couldn't update. But it was fun and we went monster-spotting and all! This weekend I'm back home so I'll write. :D