TigerAnne Does Questionable Things to Sims.

Yepperz, I'm here to ruin your day with another episode? chapter? installment? update of the Scheiler Uglacy, written and presented by The Narrator, and sloppily proofread by yours truly. Which is TigerAnne, as you probably guessed.

I'm going to do a quick recap under the fake spoiler-tag, before I unleash the Power of Narrator onto y'all.

( I sincerely hope no one feels upset after reading this. Remember what my sticky says! )

Yeah, that's right. Generation 5 will have started existing by the end of this update. :)

Hi, this is TigerAnne. Before The Narrator takes the keyboard, I'm going to do a short "last time" paragraph. So, all of Blaze Logstopper's children have emigrated to Spain. Jimbijimbi and Rumor Kreatura are both married, to Rigel Duckling and Archie von Werner, respectively. The two heirs, Derex Dandelar and Buddy Shagrin, have moved into the Community Compound, to join Kult Friday on his quest. Buddy, who is very sociable, has shown himself as a rather good recruiter, and has befriended many people around town. He's also their new gardener, since he's out being a werewolf all night anyway. The more grumpy Derex has chosen Moriarty as his minion, and has basically taken over his upbringing.

And now, The Narrator will inform us. Expect at least one PSA.

( There will be kissing and stuff. )

Hi! TigerAnne here, with the first installment in a new round of Scheiler Shenannigans. :) As you probably know, this is a dual legacy, shared between sammyfrog and myself. We play alternating generations. If all goes as planned, MeowCatMeowKitty is also coming in to play the final generation.

Our chosen heirs, Derex Dandelar and Buddy Shagrin, have just arrived in Arenaseca, the mostly-deserted little village in Spain where my half of the story is set. Their sisters have also taken the journey with them, but each with different intentions.

The Narrator is still narrating, and and will take the wheel here in three... two... one...

( Here be Family Relations. )

Hi again, my friends! This is still me, Raelynn, as you prolly understand. It's time to transition to a whole new generation of Scheilers, but there's still some stuff that has to be done first. This isn't going to be a really exiting prologue like MK'la's, when Landru from Space Trek saved the world. :( It's just some more stuff to wrap up the Missing Years and get ready.

( The End??? )

Hiiiiiiiii! This is yoour Narrator speaking. Or typing, if we're technic about stuff. TigerAnne is busy discriminating her Sims in favour of more real-looking and obedient pixel people, so I - the Narrator - has taken justice intoo my own hands. Now let's all have a last-time paragraph:

( It's right under here! )

Um hi? Remember me, TigerAnne? Yeah, it's been a while.

But do they remember me???

I'm sure they do, Narrator. You do make quite an impression, after all. So, we're all set to tell you the next part of this wholesome and uplifting story about pffffffffffff... yeah, right. I'll let the Narrator take the handles, and remind you of what happened last time, somewhere in the 80s or so.

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Hi guys! When I say I'll post an update on Saturday, I usually mean "Saturday next week." :( Sorry about that, you guys. Anyway, let's have a quick "Last Time" summary:

Nettie liked her co-worker Chandler a little too much. Paloma came over to check on her uncle and his family. She received a rather cold welcome from Tippy, but Friday explained the reason for their isolation. Butch and Nettie had another son, a poor child named Orbin Meloncramp. Henway became a teen, and rolled Fortune as his aspiration. He also started a feud with the fiery Alejandra. Life at the Orchard was a lot more peaceful. Bruno was a smartass, and bonded with beautiful Amanda over a game of chess. Marisol got fired, but got her job back the next day. Middle girl Manola grew up and rolled Fortune, in an attempt to be even more like her cousin Henway. The Fortune Teller gave them a new lamp, and Marisol looked good in a 19th century diving suit.

Over to the Narrator!

( Terribly misspelled graffiti does not represent author's opinions. )

Yep, this is the last episode of Generation 3! We're about to find out who the heir is, and what the younger kids' next stage of evolution looks like. There will even be a bit of smooching.

( Nothing in the world can make this story romantic, though. )

This is the entry where I finally start using properly taken screenshots for all the pictures. :) We need a good look at how ugly this family's going to be with time, after all! x)

Last time, most of the kids grew up a notch, and the twins became teens. Blaze, who's still in the heir race, rolled Pleasure as his main Aspiration, and also grew a notable happy-trail. Moxie, who's nowhere near as ugly as her siblings, rolled Popularity. Carlos, Studs Axalot and Marisol's son, turned out to be a conventionally cute child, so he's excluded from membership in Kult's Happy Community. Kult goes by Friday now, however, since Fridays are very lovable. His and Tippy's youngest child, Butch Meelymop, turned out to be a perfect blend of all his parents' worst features, but the question is still if he'll grow up to out-ugly Blaze, who looks more like a horse the older he gets. Blaze is going through a rough puberty, where he's blaming everything that goes wrong in his life on Butch's existance. Paloma and Feebs are being well-behaved and high-achieving golden kids.

And now, Narrator is ready to explain what actually happened next.

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The Scheilers (and an Ottomas) are back, and things are about to get even uglier. Last episode ended with Tippy giving birth to her and Kult's third baby, Feebs. They've also got twins Blaze and Moxie who recently aged up to toddlers. Studs and Marisol had a daughter named Paloma, and Studs proved that he's indeed his father's son, by having a mental breakdown upon realising he was responsible for someone else's wellbeing. He redeemed himself later, by taking good care of all three children on own initiative. Kult is getting very eager to start his wholesome Community, which will change the world for the best.

And now, Narrator will tell you - in her special kind of logic - what happened next.

( Join a happy community today! )